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Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Love/Hate thread of epicness.

  • 03.28.2011 7:59 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

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has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
lol your profile is like dead bro.

  • 03.28.2011 9:10 PM PDT

this guy has a degree in floodiaology

  • 03.29.2011 11:53 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: xiTx CliNiK
Add this. NAO!
That was a fun day...
Until you almost blew us all up with an RPG.

  • 03.29.2011 5:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: RedSpectrum77
Posted by: Default Narwhal

Posted by: The_Arbiter
Then I wouldn't be able to play now would I?


You only need one kidney, your liver will grow back, and your body will make more blood.


The body is a gold mine.

That is why we must ravage its resources......ok that came out wrong

  • 03.29.2011 6:12 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: BARAKHusainOBAMA
Who cares?
I knew I forgot something.


Posted by: Dyane
Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: Tibetz

Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: Tibetz
I want it to be more like Dragon Age: Origins, based on when you finish the romance, not when you finish the game.

And I want it to be more than ONE scene. I want a whole slew of stuff to do AFTER you've gotten laid.
*Pages Tali up the the captain's quarters*
*Sees Bed*
*Press A*

Actually, I was talking more about additional conversations and stuff to do OTHER than repeatable sex scenes.
Oh, yeah. I hate how I try and talk to Tali and Garrus and she's still in pre-relay mode and Garrus still has to do those crazy calibrations.
Roses are red, violets are blue, could you come back later, I'v got calibrations to do.


[Edited on 03.29.2011 8:26 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2011 8:25 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)


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Posted by: Covy Killer
I'm not on this page yet. This is a problem for my ego. Fix it.

No problem. Say something funny and you're in. Hard, no?

Hmm, let's see.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

  • 03.30.2011 9:59 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Join this for love from me

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: xiTx CliNiK
Add this. NAO!
That was a fun day...
Until you almost blew us all up with an RPG.
Suck it up.

  • 03.30.2011 10:05 AM PDT

Posted by: Mad Cat 74
Posted by: JMO 137
Posted by: AuSam
Posted by: JMO 137
Posted by: AuSam
>Hottest Person
>Single Education School
>Is a guy


Wat do?
Him.

Not ghey.
What's your point?

He's being sarcastic.


JAMACIA COLOURS MAN!! FOR THE WIN!!!

  • 03.31.2011 4:45 AM PDT

You should maybe add this.

  • 03.31.2011 3:27 PM PDT

Can I submit my own sayings?


Posted by: sargeantomeg4

Posted by: thearbiter2104
I -blam!- your mom, i -blam!- your moms, your moms did hand jobs for me
At least she's bringing home the money.

  • 03.31.2011 3:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Billy Mays here with pointless-thread away! Just apply, and let dry!

  • 03.31.2011 7:10 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

I've been a fan of Halo since 2007, I've been a fan of Bungie since Marathon. My gamertag on Xbox Live is nnSHARK BAITnn. I am a Forge Pro, Check out some of my Maps in my Fileshare and tell me what ya' think, if you have any maps "Play Worthy" then put them in your fileshare and send me a link to your Fileshare in a Message. Also if you want to get some achivements in either Halo: Reach, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST then just send me a Message over Xbox live.Also I dislike hackers.

DR;TL

  • 04.01.2011 7:02 AM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028

A little reverse trolling

  • 04.01.2011 11:19 AM PDT

feartehstickman...
Posted by: toxicpanther615
the only problem i have with mine is that it's unstable,[very shakey],so you'd need a tripod for it.

Posted by: CJ Olvaid 360
Just drink a beer and everything will be ok

Posted by: LordAustin16
Posted by: Gdude
Posted by: LordAustin16
Oh that girl. Ya she's a specific kind of gardening tool.

Fertilizer?

Fertilizer is not a tool.

  • 04.01.2011 2:31 PM PDT
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Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

The Council of the Sangheili ~ The stage of many, many events. Old and new. Good and bad. The Council is a memorial of all that has happened.
R.I.P. 9/6/2006 - 12/26/2008

I swear to god I cycle between Legendary and Mythic Member on a bi-daily basis..

Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.

EDIT: Wait, wtf? Six hours ago I was Mythic. o.o
Wait, I just realized. Every time I log in, I'm mythic. But after I even look at The Flood forum I'm back to Exalted Legendary. That's -blam!- up. I blame this hilarious thread for such a useless title being stolen from me!

But it's just too funny to pass up. [/thread saved]

[Edited on 04.01.2011 7:38 PM PDT]

  • 04.01.2011 7:35 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though.

April Fools thread

[Edited on 04.01.2011 11:23 PM PDT]

  • 04.01.2011 11:12 PM PDT
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Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

The Council of the Sangheili ~ The stage of many, many events. Old and new. Good and bad. The Council is a memorial of all that has happened.
R.I.P. 9/6/2006 - 12/26/2008

I swear to god I cycle between Legendary and Mythic Member on a bi-daily basis..


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though.

April Fools thread
Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm

  • 04.02.2011 1:39 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: Stacker

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though.

April Fools thread
Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm

I thought it was pretty cool, haha.

  • 04.02.2011 3:08 PM PDT


Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Stacker

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though.

April Fools thread
Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm

I thought it was pretty cool, haha.

Clinton thought an affair was cool...

  • 04.02.2011 4:26 PM PDT
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Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

The Council of the Sangheili ~ The stage of many, many events. Old and new. Good and bad. The Council is a memorial of all that has happened.
R.I.P. 9/6/2006 - 12/26/2008

I swear to god I cycle between Legendary and Mythic Member on a bi-daily basis..


Posted by: EndersShadow

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Stacker

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though.

April Fools thread
Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm

I thought it was pretty cool, haha.

Clinton thought an affair was cool...
Now THAT'S a quote for this thread.

  • 04.02.2011 6:06 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Y so against the thread?

  • 04.02.2011 6:12 PM PDT