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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

Posted by: ScoutedSoldier
I've touched Recon Number 54 before. It was a life changing experience.

  • 05.07.2011 5:15 PM PDT

Posted By: The Gaming Lord:
" xXSAVIORS0ULXx has basically hit the credit cap everyday since release. His parents must be so proud."

Posted By: DooMBrIIngeR
"i have been playin reech it is kewl game i like 2 spam armer lawk in it its fun and i win against good peopls. i plai cod alot so idk much about halo. wat is halo ce?"

Ah yes. The fails of those still new to the internet.

So classic some of these are.

  • 05.07.2011 7:43 PM PDT

Shippings i like AdvanceShipping,AltoShipping,MareShipping
Eric Forman x Jackie Burkhart and Twilight Sparkle x Rainbow Dash

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Posted by: David iZ Mental
1. The US would be annihilated because every Muslim in the middle east would pick up an AK 47 and fire.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD WOW
They must be some damn powerful AK-47s if they could annihilate us all the way from the middle east
Omg I lol'd again...

  • 05.11.2011 3:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
STOP! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your lost virginity is now forfeit.

In a thread about Florida accidentally banning sex.

  • 05.12.2011 7:08 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

God damn, now this is a thread.

  • 05.12.2011 7:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: the sedated
God damn, now this is a thread.
Amen to that brother! Or sister. I'm not sexist.

  • 05.12.2011 7:14 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.
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I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.

  • 05.12.2011 7:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.
Why are you so damn funny?

  • 05.12.2011 7:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.
Why are you so damn funny?
Most be because of my blunt personality.

And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.

  • 05.12.2011 7:21 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.
Why are you so damn funny?
Most be because of my blunt personality.

And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.

I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.

  • 05.12.2011 7:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.
Why are you so damn funny?
Most be because of my blunt personality.

And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.

I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.
I've PM'd the first 3 quotes to Door, lol.

Also, I typically send Door about a PM with a funny quote once a day, so that probably helped.

  • 05.12.2011 7:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.
Why are you so damn funny?
Most be because of my blunt personality.

And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.

I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.
I've PM'd the first 3 quotes to Door, lol.

Also, I typically send Door about a PM with a funny quote once a day, so that probably helped.
Then is it accurate to say we're too old to argue over this? I can hear your bones creaking.

  • 05.12.2011 7:33 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

Yes! one of my threads is in the "Epic Thread" section.

  • 05.12.2011 7:37 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.
Why are you so damn funny?
Most be because of my blunt personality.

And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.

I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.
I've PM'd the first 3 quotes to Door, lol.

Also, I typically send Door about a PM with a funny quote once a day, so that probably helped.
Pretty much this.

Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.

  • 05.12.2011 8:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Pretty much this.

Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.
I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you.

How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?

  • 05.12.2011 8:58 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke
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Posted by: CR7
Yes! one of my threads is in the "Epic Thread" section.
The "You have PHD?" picture is from me, when I was using the account "The OP".

  • 05.12.2011 8:59 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Pretty much this.

Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.
I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you.

How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?
Pm's a day: 2-4

Pm's from you: 18096501897680597123640785t916034519238238562y309578126039784 605198237237237609238460t98q270349870519260348967y10892730498 7102978346501897236y036y036y012389059186230481605982304916029 8305916029378640891726937865-1927364089120394650192630

  • 05.12.2011 9:18 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Pretty much this.

Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.
I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you.

How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?
Pm's a day: 2-4

Pm's from you: 18096501897680597123640785t916034519238238562y309578126039784 605198237237237609238460t98q270349870519260348967y10892730498 7102978346501897236y036y036y012389059186230481605982304916029 8305916029378640891726937865-1927364089120394650192630
I've sent so many messages that there's letters in it!?

  • 05.12.2011 9:20 PM PDT

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Pretty much this.

Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.
I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you.

How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?
Pm's a day: 2-4

Pm's from you: 18096501897680597123640785t916034519238238562y309578126039784 605198237237237609238460t98q270349870519260348967y10892730498 7102978346501897236y036y036y012389059186230481605982304916029 8305916029378640891726937865-1927364089120394650192630
I've sent so many messages that there's letters in it!?
It's like Super Mario! I think in about 3 messages you'll get sky.

  • 05.12.2011 10:04 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Better inb4 ownage, sadly:(

[Edited on 05.15.2011 9:05 AM PDT]

  • 05.15.2011 9:05 AM PDT
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I suck at life and wish I could sleep forever in my dreams.

Sedate me to limbo. *Inception reference*

  • 05.15.2011 4:00 PM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

I'm glad I'm in here. Makes me feel important.

Good job being in a title Isaac.

  • 05.15.2011 4:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shadowman235
I'm glad I'm in here. Makes me feel important.

Good job being in a title Isaac.
What quote are you?

And thanks.

[Edited on 05.15.2011 6:28 PM PDT]

  • 05.15.2011 6:28 PM PDT