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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Here comes teh sun.

Dun nun nun du

Here comes teh sun.

Dun nun nun du

  • 05.22.2011 10:18 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

K done.

[Edited on 06.14.2011 9:56 PM PDT]

  • 05.22.2011 10:20 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

no. nonono

Posted by: SGT Rhino 76
Posted by: A Dumb Door
You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...


Well, the ones where the guy talks about puberty.... awkward, I know, but I am sure you could pick a few min-memes or anything like that matter. I shall edit this when I find a funny quote.

First Edit
Posted By; the Hurtful turkey
It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles.


Second Edit
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Ehmanda

Posted by: Massive Smurf
"Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."


Can't you all just google pr0n instead?
I think all of them are ugly.


Third Edit
Posted by: WatchfulStrider
She is a Cylon.
History always repeats itself.
If you love her, you will betray your entire species.
Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself.

Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .


FINAL edit: That is all the funny stuff I could gather.
Please do not put any of these in.

  • 05.22.2011 10:22 PM PDT

Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.

  • 05.22.2011 10:29 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?

  • 05.22.2011 10:30 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

I will help you get to the next page with this single post.

  • 05.22.2011 10:31 PM PDT

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?
lolwut

  • 05.22.2011 10:49 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?
lolwut
You heard me. This is mutiny. Long have I suffered under your orders to constantly scour Bungie.net! Long have I scoured under Bungie.net along side the Disembodied Soul, suffering as he did, suffering his hatred as my journey has an end! Long have I waited for this day, when I am the master whilst you crawl on your belly as a seeker! May you suffer what I have suffered, what Disembodied Soul has suffered! So thus, THIS... IS... MUTINY!

*kicks open door only to find an empty room*

  • 05.22.2011 10:53 PM PDT

'There are many aspects of the universe that still cannot be explained satisfactorily by science; but ignorance only implies ignorance that may someday be conquered. To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.'
-Isaac Asimov

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
*kicks open door only to find an empty room*
*Strolls in, shoots door* We got him people

[Edited on 05.22.2011 10:55 PM PDT]

  • 05.22.2011 10:55 PM PDT

Mreh.

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?
lolwut
You heard me. This is mutiny. Long have I suffered under your orders to constantly scour Bungie.net! Long have I scoured under Bungie.net along side the Disembodied Soul, suffering as he did, suffering his hatred as my journey has an end! Long have I waited for this day, when I am the master whilst you crawl on your belly as a seeker! May you suffer what I have suffered, what Disembodied Soul has suffered! So thus, THIS... IS... MUTINY!

*kicks open door only to find an empty room*


*Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac*

Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia.

*pulls trigger*

  • 05.22.2011 10:57 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: Ushan
*Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac*

Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia.

*pulls trigger*
Your shot missed. It's smoothbore!

You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 5" away!

  • 05.22.2011 11:02 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Ushan
*Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac*

Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia.

*pulls trigger*
Your shot missed. It's smoothbore!

You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 5" away!
He's facing the other way while firing an empty pistol, of course he couldn't.

  • 05.22.2011 11:11 PM PDT

Mreh.

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Ushan
*Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac*

Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia.

*pulls trigger*
Your shot missed. It's smoothbore!

You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 5" away!
He's facing the other way while firing an empty pistol, of course he couldn't.

Co'ck. I really wish The Queen had stocked The Navy with those Assault Rifle thingies.

  • 05.22.2011 11:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Baph117

Posted by: Taconomicon
OP may be onto the REAL plot of MW3!

We must go deeper........into Russia!

Posted by: Jet Wave
Russia has a giant worm on loan from Gears of War.


[Edited on 05.23.2011 8:28 PM PDT]

  • 05.23.2011 8:27 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Posted by: I ColdEmbrace I
After looking into who these people are I have come to this conclusion: They are tools and so are you. Have a wonderful day!

  • 05.24.2011 6:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: ian1706

Posted by: RECON828
Yeah, yeah. If you don't have anything productive to say, at least make your joke short.
Ok, knock knock

  • 05.24.2011 4:34 PM PDT

Mreh.

Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: ian1706

Posted by: RECON828
Yeah, yeah. If you don't have anything productive to say, at least make your joke short.
Ok, knock knock


So three Jews

  • 05.24.2011 4:55 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Posted by: droppedasababy
Posted by: SGT Rhino 76
Posted by: A Dumb Door
You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...


Well, the ones where the guy talks about puberty.... awkward, I know, but I am sure you could pick a few min-memes or anything like that matter. I shall edit this when I find a funny quote.

First Edit
Posted By; the Hurtful turkey
It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles.


Second Edit
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Ehmanda

Posted by: Massive Smurf
"Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."


Can't you all just google pr0n instead?
I think all of them are ugly.


Third Edit
Posted by: WatchfulStrider
She is a Cylon.
History always repeats itself.
If you love her, you will betray your entire species.
Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself.

Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .


FINAL edit: That is all the funny stuff I could gather.
Please do not put any of these in.


How about you go -blam!- yourself?

  • 05.24.2011 6:44 PM PDT
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Man #1 - Suck my -blam!-

Man #2 - ummmm...okay!

Man #1 - wait, what!?

  • 05.25.2011 5:39 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke
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HEADSHOT OR GTFO!!

My Fanfiction


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
Hey door, one page can only have 25 posts. This one was 20th post. Keep an eye out if you want the top post of the next page.

  • 05.26.2011 7:12 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Justawsimlol

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
Hey door, one page can only have 25 posts. This one was 20th post. Keep an eye out if you want the top post of the next page.


Indeed.

*sips tea*

  • 05.28.2011 2:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Justawsimlol

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
Hey door, one page can only have 25 posts. This one was 20th post. Keep an eye out if you want the top post of the next page.


Indeed.

*sips tea*
Can i have some? :D

*22nd post*

[Edited on 05.28.2011 4:17 AM PDT]

  • 05.28.2011 4:06 AM PDT
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Oops, double posted by mistake.

*23rd post*

[Edited on 05.28.2011 4:14 AM PDT]

  • 05.28.2011 4:07 AM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

In a thread about everything you touch turning into a raccoon
Posted by: Pownazor
*touches boner*

FFUUUUUUUUUUU



I 'see' your boner and raise you a raccoon.
...
O.o
*head asplodes*

Made me laugh

  • 05.28.2011 12:52 PM PDT