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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: theshadowstriker
*gulps Whiskey*

Higher brain what?


Someone go back and get a -blam!-load of dimes!

Cookie for reference, btw.

[Edited on 06.19.2011 10:49 PM PDT]

  • 06.19.2011 10:48 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Yay! My suggestions made it!

*Smiles, passes around cookies and tea*

  • 06.19.2011 10:53 PM PDT

=D

I had no idea these quotes were supposed to be sent to you guys.

  • 06.19.2011 10:58 PM PDT
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HEADSHOT OR GTFO!!

My Fanfiction

Ha! I made it here. I knew I would eventually :3

  • 06.19.2011 11:00 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: claivin
I had no idea these quotes were supposed to be sent to you guys.
The cool people don't send in their own quotes.

  • 06.19.2011 11:01 PM PDT
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a5g6j2l7k sj2jasjk6j2khjak 2h1kakshj5h2

Wait, wait, wait.

These quotes get sent in by the people that made them?

Lame.

  • 06.19.2011 11:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Elite Mouse
Wait, wait, wait.

These quotes get sent in by the people that made them?

Lame.
Sometimes people send in their own quotes, sometimes I stumble across them, sometimes I get shipments of quotes from people.

  • 06.20.2011 12:05 AM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Elite Mouse
Wait, wait, wait.

These quotes get sent in by the people that made them?

Lame.
Sometimes people send in their own quotes, sometimes I stumble across them, sometimes I get shipments of quotes from people.
>.>
<.<



;D

Also, incoming quote.

  • 06.20.2011 12:13 AM PDT

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown

never looked into this thread till now pretty cool ^-^

  • 06.20.2011 12:17 AM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Quick, Dumb Door just said that he's on vacation!


Crash his PM box with quotes!

  • 06.20.2011 11:50 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Quick, Dumb Door just said that he's on vacation!


Crash his PM box with quotes!
To arms, men!

  • 06.21.2011 3:24 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

Still better than you.

.....most of you, at least.

lol, I've got one in here now, on an alt.

Except I wrote it about 6 months ago.

Also, Door, you seem to have repeated a couple of quotes in this latest installment.

  • 06.21.2011 4:45 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

Those members have been immortalised in this Wall of Fame.

Where do I earn my spot?

  • 06.21.2011 4:51 AM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: DarthCarrick
Those members have been immortalised in this Wall of Fame.

Where do I earn my spot?
Make a funny quote, PM me it, so I can PM Dumb Door, and crash his inbox.

  • 06.21.2011 2:15 PM PDT

2400 SAT

  • 06.22.2011 1:58 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62101261

  • 06.23.2011 11:18 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Gull's post, fourth to bottom.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61751074&p ostRepeater1-p=3

[Edited on 06.23.2011 11:25 PM PDT]

  • 06.23.2011 11:24 PM PDT

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I quit

Posted by: Crimson Chin
Posted by: BronzeKneecap
Posted by: Crimson Chin
BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY!

So, we meet again, Crimson Chin!

You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass.
*Ka-Chin!*

Who submitted this one?

  • 06.24.2011 10:09 AM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock


Posted by: TrickyDonut
Posted by: Crimson Chin
Posted by: BronzeKneecap
Posted by: Crimson Chin
BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY!

So, we meet again, Crimson Chin!

You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass.
*Ka-Chin!*

Who submitted this one?
Oh good god, the WIN in that post is blinding!!

  • 06.24.2011 10:13 AM PDT


Posted by: Chalupa King117

Posted by: TrickyDonut
Posted by: Crimson Chin
Posted by: BronzeKneecap
Posted by: Crimson Chin
BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY!

So, we meet again, Crimson Chin!

You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass.
*Ka-Chin!*

Who submitted this one?
Oh good god, the WIN in that post is blinding!!

Still, who submitted it?

  • 06.24.2011 10:25 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Don't let fear of rejection stop you from going after what you want

That is amazing, kudos to you OP

  • 06.24.2011 10:34 AM PDT

The last time I tried to make a quote, a car smashed through my wall and the tire hit my grandmother in the other room. But for those of you who can haz once more between five, I say it will be five between seven divided by zero multiplied by Chick Norass and Broce Tee.

The last time I tried to make a quote, a car smashed through my wall and the tire hit my grandmother in the other room. But for those of you who can haz once more between five, I say it will be five between seven divided by zero multiplied by Chick Norass and Broce Tee.

  • 06.24.2011 1:04 PM PDT
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Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

The Council of the Sangheili ~ The stage of many, many events. Old and new. Good and bad. The Council is a memorial of all that has happened.
R.I.P. 9/6/2006 - 12/26/2008

I swear to god I cycle between Legendary and Mythic Member on a bi-daily basis..


Posted by: Bullets Kill
The last time I tried to make a quote, a car smashed through my wall and the tire hit my grandmother in the other room. But for those of you who can haz once more between five, I say it will be five between seven divided by zero multiplied by Chick Norass and Broce Tee.
oh dear lord, please tell me the second half of this post was done like that on purpose.

Actually, nevermind. This is funny either way.

  • 06.24.2011 4:39 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

I was up there :')

It was awesome

  • 06.24.2011 4:41 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

"I've failed over and over in my life. And that's why I succeded."
-Michael Jordan

Me dunking
My highlights of last season
Pictures
Yes, I'm the stereotypical Black male,.

Does this count as a quote storm? Or not good enough?

  • 06.25.2011 8:29 PM PDT