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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

That sucks Doot.

  • 02.24.2012 1:19 PM PDT
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Git-R-Done

One does not simply become a Floodian

  • 02.24.2012 1:21 PM PDT
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o rly?

  • 02.25.2012 5:09 AM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Bloodpit10
This place hasn't been updated for a long time. Is Dumb Door getting old or something? I don't want this thread to die.
Nope. It's just that the people who usually supply me with quotes and stuff aren't supplying me anymore. Also, I've been a bit busy lately, so I haven't had as much time to simply browse and lurk to find as many on my own. However, dead this thread is not. I still add suggestions that are PM'd to me.
May I call you "Dumb Old Door"?
Get It?

  • 02.27.2012 6:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Bloodpit10
This place hasn't been updated for a long time. Is Dumb Door getting old or something? I don't want this thread to die.
Nope. It's just that the people who usually supply me with quotes and stuff aren't supplying me anymore. Also, I've been a bit busy lately, so I haven't had as much time to simply browse and lurk to find as many on my own. However, dead this thread is not. I still add suggestions that are PM'd to me.
May I call you "Dumb Old Door"?
Get It?

I see what you did there...

  • 02.27.2012 6:16 PM PDT
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We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand and of overwhelming force on the other.

Who leads the Halo orchestra?

Maestro Chief

  • 02.28.2012 4:16 PM PDT

Posted by: I Em I Raptor
Who leads the Halo orchestra?

Maestro Chief
:|

  • 02.29.2012 9:46 AM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: I Em I Raptor
Who leads the Halo orchestra?

Maestro Chief

Bu-dum tsssst!

  • 03.01.2012 3:36 PM PDT
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What do Batman's parents call him?








Nothing. They're dead.

  • 03.09.2012 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Eliper
What do Batman's parents call him?








Nothing. They're dead.
Relevant.

  • 03.10.2012 6:14 AM PDT

meeting mass effect 3

  • 03.11.2012 8:05 AM PDT

Brief announcement: As I'm sure none of you realized, I hadn't been updating anything over the past week. This is due to an epic battle I had with the sheer negative forces of my arch nemesis: Olmarik. A trojan, Olmarik decided to assault my poor defenseless computer. NOD32 informed me of this unwanted assault, but was unable to fight the malicious software. Thus, I called upon the internet to help me! I threw everything I could find at it! Everything but the kitchen sink, that is, but nothing would end this travesty!

Olmarik had been on my computer once before, but I had gotten rid of it with some extra software from ESET. However, this time, Olmarik got its claws in deeper into my boot memory! It did not wish to relent! Well, this would not stand, I decided. I backed up all of my important files and archives, put my computer to its factory defaults, and formatted my hard drive!

Olmarik was powerful, but it could not stop the power of factory reset! Thus, the reset rolled over my system and cleaned it spotless. Now, I have my computer up and running, and am actively cleaning the system as well as restoring all of my backups and archives. Already my computer is almost to where it was last time!

I actually look upon this event with a positive outlook. It got me to finally clean up and organize my hard drive a bit! Files had gotten pretty scattered lately.

The moral of this story: I'm back and updating this thread again, and posting on The Flood regularly again.

  • 03.11.2012 1:48 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Brief announcement: As I'm sure none of you realized, I hadn't been updating anything over the past week. This is due to an epic battle I had with the sheer negative forces of my arch nemesis: Olmarik. A trojan, Olmarik decided to assault my poor defenseless computer. NOD32 informed me of this unwanted assault, but was unable to fight the malicious software. Thus, I called upon the internet to help me! I threw everything I could find at it! Everything but the kitchen sink, that is, but nothing would end this travesty!

Olmarik had been on my computer once before, but I had gotten rid of it with some extra software from ESET. However, this time, Olmarik got its claws in deeper into my boot memory! It did not wish to relent! Well, this would not stand, I decided. I backed up all of my important files and archives, put my computer to its factory defaults, and formatted my hard drive!

Olmarik was powerful, but it could not stop the power of factory reset! Thus, the reset rolled over my system and cleaned it spotless. Now, I have my computer up and running, and am actively cleaning the system as well as restoring all of my backups and archives. Already my computer is almost to where it was last time!

I actually look upon this event with a positive outlook. It got me to finally clean up and organize my hard drive a bit! Files had gotten pretty scattered lately.

The moral of this story: I'm back and updating this thread again, and posting on The Flood regularly again.

Epic Story Bro, can't wait to see the movie.

  • 03.11.2012 2:56 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Brief announcement...

Epic Story Bro, can't wait to see the movie.
"A Dumb Door: a Computer Tale."
Sequel: "A Dumb Door: Olmarik's Revenge".

  • 03.14.2012 4:50 PM PDT
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Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD.

... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.

  • 03.15.2012 10:42 AM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: D PEAR
Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD.

... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.

Wait...
Double D the character
Double D batteries
Or the double D that all men love?

  • 03.15.2012 10:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: D PEAR
Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD.

... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.

Wait...
Double D the character
Double D batteries
Or the double D that all men love?
However you want to think of it.

  • 03.15.2012 5:29 PM PDT

Posted by: D PEAR
Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD.

... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.
Well, I've still got four posts on page 89 to fill, so I'm not in a major rush yet. However, as for Double D...

  • 03.15.2012 9:33 PM PDT

Original Account-Sargeantomeg4-Intrepid Mythic Member-01/06/08 to 02/29/12


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: D PEAR
Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD.

... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.
Well, I've still got four posts on page 89 to fill, so I'm not in a major rush yet. However, as for Double D...

You're still doot to me.

Doot.

  • 03.16.2012 11:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: D PEAR
Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD.

... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.
Well, I've still got four posts on page 89 to fill, so I'm not in a major rush yet. However, as for Double D...
I knew you'd like it. Anyways, how many more suggestions or quotes do you think you'll need?

  • 03.16.2012 1:08 PM PDT
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

nvm this is already here

[Edited on 03.25.2012 8:30 PM PDT]

  • 03.21.2012 8:08 PM PDT

When in doubt, procrastinate.

  • 03.23.2012 9:55 PM PDT

If you clicked on here to ignore my coup, why? Do I look ugly to you? Do I look fat in this dress or what? Jerk.

Something funny.

  • 03.24.2012 1:46 PM PDT
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

Posted by: Bosco2196:
Posted by:DearWorld:
I want to be hot, so how can I do this?

Turn up the heat on the air conditioning and put on some really thick clothes


Also: (in a thread about the worst video game ending ever)

Posted by: OVERLORDx117:
The end of Assassin's Creed 2


Posted by: OVERLORDx117
Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: OVERLORDx117
The end of Mass Effect 3


fixed


How dare you touch my post.


Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: OVERLORDx117
Thank you so much for fixing my clearly broken post


double fix


[Edited on 03.25.2012 8:37 PM PDT]

  • 03.25.2012 8:32 PM PDT


Posted by: Kneecap
Something funny.


I'm....in a funny thread.

My life is complete.

  • 03.26.2012 2:14 PM PDT