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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

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Posted by: Epicly Uber
Posted by: gregzilla824
dafuq

Gregzilla824, meet gregzilla1234

roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflr oflroflroflrofl

I'm surprised you haven't seen him before.

  • 04.27.2012 5:24 PM PDT

tacos tacos tacos


Posted by: Epicly Uber
Posted by: gregzilla824

Posted by: Epicly Uber
Posted by: gregzilla824
dafuq

Gregzilla824, meet gregzilla1234

roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflr oflroflroflrofl

I'm surprised you haven't seen him before.

nein

ot:stick it in her pooper

so many lols

  • 04.27.2012 5:31 PM PDT

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  • 04.28.2012 1:02 PM PDT

IF YOUR GONNA BE A D!CK AT LEAST PUT A C0ND0M ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.28.2012 1:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: damino my fav46
IF YOUR GONNA BE A D!CK AT LEAST PUT A C0ND0M ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!

But I did everything you asked!

  • 04.28.2012 1:23 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel

Winter is coming.

  • 04.29.2012 8:19 AM PDT
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[redacted bcuz PM]

[Edited on 05.03.2012 5:47 PM PDT]

  • 04.29.2012 6:47 PM PDT

Guize, just a quick announcement: I prefer PM's to posts in this thread because this way I can be sure that you're quoting from another place, not this thread, and so that I can have a better way of organizing it.

  • 04.29.2012 10:43 PM PDT
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*--PEAR--*

THE DOOR HAS SPOKEN!

  • 04.30.2012 3:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Guize, just a quick announcement: I prefer PM's to posts in this thread because this way I can be sure that you're quoting from another place, not this thread, and so that I can have a better way of organizing it.


Understood, master of intelectually inferior doors. probably won't be anything for a while anyway, BO2 trailer released, so CoD thread spam

[Edited on 05.01.2012 5:52 PM PDT]

  • 04.30.2012 8:13 PM PDT
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*--PEAR--*

Posted by: Hoggs Bison
Posted by: Jornn_
We're talking about the French here.

The French surrender to everything.

Posted by: Hoggs Bison
Posted by: Jornn_
Well the French would see Seal Team 6 and surrender.

Never underestimate the importance of morale. Getting picked off from all directions by an enemy you can't see wouldn't be fun.

Reminds me of this lol.

<Teratogen> The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .
Not from this thread, but I can't message it for some reason.

  • 05.01.2012 2:13 PM PDT
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NOT INTO THE LONG GRASS!

LOL. Wish I posted in it before it got locked...

  • 05.05.2012 12:37 PM PDT

Quit -blam!- stalking me you weirdo.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Did you ever notice how the camera in all of their mirror pics is always perfectly vertical or horizontal?

I thought that was the oddest thing, then I realized. The camera isn't taking a picture of the person, it is taking a picture of itself.

  • 05.06.2012 1:20 AM PDT

"You dead yet? No? You will be!"

"How you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears."

"I'm gonna rip off his partridge and kick him in the pear tree!"

A meter is going to hit the Earth! I loved that post. Where is it?

  • 05.06.2012 1:32 AM PDT

Posted by: Big fat slob 50
A meter is going to hit the Earth! I loved that post. Where is it?

Posted by: A Dumb Door
A meter will kill us

  • 05.06.2012 4:24 AM PDT
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Putting this here instead of PM because Door already has 2 threads where this sort of thing happened.

Poll is not OP

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Quote did not pass my preliminary screens. Posting it here instead.

Posted by: Hujgup

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
/thread


OK GUYS! The thread is over! You can stop posting now!


[Edited on 05.10.2012 8:18 PM PDT]

  • 05.09.2012 8:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: Dr Refrigorator
prescribes Haemogloban-8N. Take once daily until symptoms clear. If taken for 7 days with no effect, see your healthcare professional immediately, as you may soon be unable to move your leg.


I have just been informed that Haemogloban is, in fact, simply another word for Red Blood Cell, therefore this post is irrelevant.

  • 05.15.2012 4:39 PM PDT

Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.

  • 05.19.2012 3:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.

There can only be one!

  • 05.19.2012 10:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.


About 75% of those I'd had since Monday.

  • 05.20.2012 12:09 AM PDT
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit

This a great fourm to kill time in

  • 05.20.2012 12:47 AM PDT
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It was once said that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could reproduce the works of shakespeare... Now thanks to the internet we know that this is not true
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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet

"mang"

  • 05.20.2012 1:39 AM PDT

Posted by: MiloOmega
This a great fourm to kill time in

Yeah, these never get old.

  • 05.20.2012 1:54 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Halp 4.

  • 05.20.2012 2:22 AM PDT