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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

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This tread is crazy! Still good though.

  • 11.23.2012 7:51 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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This thread has a certain... deficiency, one would say...

Needs more me. I am not satisfied with one post! I NEED MOAR

  • 11.24.2012 4:46 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Edmi Wohusee
This thread has a certain... deficiency, one would say...

Needs more me. I am not satisfied with one post! I NEED MOAR

  • 11.30.2012 7:11 PM PDT


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: Edmi Wohusee
This thread has a certain... deficiency, one would say...

Needs more me. I am not satisfied with one post! I NEED MOAR

  • 12.01.2012 1:27 AM PDT

"Only a fool dismisses something outside of his realm of experience as an impossibility"

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Posted by: ElitePurri
Guys, can you find the original Porch Day thread?


Bam

  • 12.04.2012 1:11 PM PDT

There, small update done to the quote list.

I think I'm starting to go a bit nutty from managing this so much, and keeping a strict format. I'm editing any and all quotes that I quote even if they aren't going in this so that they are all uniform, neat, and efficient... I think I'm going to go sleep now before my mind turns to mush.

  • 12.14.2012 1:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: A Dumb Door
There, small update done to the quote list.

I think I'm starting to go a bit nutty from managing this so much, and keeping a strict format. I'm editing any and all quotes that I quote even if they aren't going in this so that they are all uniform, neat, and efficient... I think I'm going to go sleep now before my mind turns to mush.

But, we need you.

The thread needs you.

  • 12.14.2012 4:59 PM PDT

A dumb door. A door of dumb. A dumb of door. Door dumb. Door dee door dee door dee door dee
*Foam sprays out of mouth*
WERT.

Wtf did I just do?

  • 12.18.2012 2:47 PM PDT


Posted by: Captain_Killjoy
A dumb door. A door of dumb. A dumb of door. Door dumb. Door dee door dee door dee door dee
*Foam sprays out of mouth*
WERT.

Wtf did I just do?


Tried too hard, that's all. Don't worry, take a 5 minute break and try again.

  • 12.18.2012 6:50 PM PDT


Posted by: aTALLmidget

Posted by: Captain_Killjoy
A dumb door. A door of dumb. A dumb of door. Door dumb. Door dee door dee door dee door dee
*Foam sprays out of mouth*
WERT.

Wtf did I just do?


Tried too hard, that's all. Don't worry, take a 5 minute break and try again.


That's what sh- ...
...
....
NO.

  • 12.19.2012 12:50 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
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Some people found this thread very helpful.
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76120756&p ostRepeater1-p=1

  • 12.20.2012 6:15 AM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

Thread.

Posted by: Terror Q
Oh, oh...

I think I hear ninja footsteps.

Next post:

Posted by: True Underdog
Locking threads.

Oh baby!

  • 12.24.2012 4:34 PM PDT


Posted by: Terror Q
Thread.

Posted by: Terror Q
Oh, oh...

I think I hear ninja footsteps.

Next post:

Posted by: True Underdog
Locking threads.

Oh baby!


Best timing EVER!

  • 12.24.2012 5:37 PM PDT

william

i blame cowboys

  • 12.24.2012 5:41 PM PDT

Hey, Dumb Door... Have I ever posted something that is in here? Quote or Thread?

  • 12.25.2012 1:34 AM PDT

Posted by: Player3Th0mas1
Hey, Dumb Door... Have I ever posted something that is in here? Quote or Thread?
I wouldn't know. I don't tend to keep a list of names that have made it here. I mean, I know a few people that are on here, mostly original floodians, but that's it. Other than that, I don't tend to memorize the names that appear on this list.

  • 12.25.2012 4:46 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I wonder how I'm not in here...

  • 12.25.2012 5:24 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

RIP THIS POOR SOUL

He introduces himself to us.

He reveals his problem, and we try to help him.

He expresses his love for caffeine.

And his cherished sister.

His problem becomes worse, and we try to help him again. It's serious this time.

He says goodbye.

IFAPPED117HALO, if you're reading this, if the doctors somehow managed to save you. Know that we love you.

We will never forget you.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 4:20 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 3:32 AM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
This guy needs some recognition.
And this guy

  • 12.30.2012 3:34 AM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
This guy needs some recognition.



And look at him in this thread.


After the likes of this.

Yes; never forget. :(

[Edited on 12.30.2012 5:21 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 3:37 AM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
This guy needs some recognition.


Never Forget.

  • 12.30.2012 3:41 AM PDT

<_QuAnTuM_>
What's your talent?
Posted by: DabilahroNinja
I can see through windows.

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Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact have you ever banged a human? Did you kill it?


The one known as Kim Kardashian is the only one with a large enough ass to withstand my signature Orbital- F**k-s**t-up Cannon

  • 01.01.2013 4:05 AM PDT

Misspelled things that make you angry

Before I get banned or the thread gets locked :P

  • 01.03.2013 2:54 PM PDT

This thread

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  • 01.03.2013 4:10 PM PDT