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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

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Posted by: kaddi144
Posted by: Micheal Jackson
Transformers. LOL.
Thank god your still alive.

Posted by: Nalvax
Absurd!
You have no authority over the dealings of two fine gentlemen!

By Jeeves I do! I own this thread! Ha HA!

Posted by: LiquidNazgul42
Posted by: Valmar
Inb4faping

I ban you from this thread.

Don't post here anymore.

Posted by: Valmar
Posted by: Anthofoshizzle
You are officially retarded.
That's coming from somebody named Anthofoshizzle...

ROFL!

Posted by: mount420
Posted by: ChupaDave
I could honestly care less. Humanity can die for all I care, I'm just here to enjoy life.

Irony.

Posted by: Fullmetal Live
Posted by: Couchmasta
Posted by: Wildcard1992
Care to link to those threads?
Let's start with this guy.

So he thinks Earth would do better if everyone died. Big deal. Let Natural Selection deal with him and we'll continue with our lives.

Posted by: ElDude95
What should it be about ?

Edit: Grammar Fail
Edit 2: Spelling "Grammar" Fail

Posted by: Carbon21613
They're clearly squaretangles

Posted by: Synyster Ricz
Posted by: Orpheosis
ak stands for avtomatic karabiner which means assault rifle in russian

-47 refers to how much they cost in US dollars before sensible regulation came about
Fun fact: these and another one of your fun facts are wrong.

Posted by: SharkWing
Buger?

What is that? Some kind of cheap beer?

Posted by: HellCat004
Buger? sounds exotic

Pizza for me

Posted by: xAllPro21x
Posted by: JapAmerican126
go to different forums plz
This is the Flood. This is the different forum.

Posted by: SWiiFT Iz SIK
Posted by: Qu1kSlvr
Posted by: SWiiFT Iz SIK
Posted by: Qu1kSlvr
Disregard that i sucks c o ck

no u

http://i42.tinypic.com/2lcnwxv.jpg

Posted by: owner1317
Posted by: SWiiFT Iz SIK
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I get what mean. Sometimes do more look as much at for. However, change what due and he does...

Posted by: SharkWing
Somewhere, a new civilization has just been created.

Posted by: Waterboy210
Posted by: SWiiFT Iz SIK
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You sir, have just RAPED the english language!


Posted by: Shadowman235
Don't dis my ability to misunderstand everything! :3

Still looks cool.


Posted by: SharkWing
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: SharkWing
Posted by: Jet Wave
Yes, with someone across the states

Interesting.

Interesting is all you have to say? Like I'm a guinea pig to you!?

Cry me a river.

Oh wait...


Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: MasterBeef12345
Posted by: KrunchMastaFlex1
Posted by: MasterBeef12345
-blam!- off. I kiss nobodies ass..
That's not what the lipstick on the ass cheeks is saying...
lulz did that
I don't even like you.


Posted by: Ada Astra
Posted by: mast3rlinkx1111
Navi

This is what we call a "/thread".


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: SharkWing
Posted by: halo3killjoy8000
Well then why are there forums if you can not talk about things then huh?

What say you?

I say we take the fort at dawn!


Posted by: Dojoe89
Posted by: Teasie
Posted by: dude_no_way
*itches balls*
OMG just as I read that I was itching my balls
IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!!1


Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: sup3rn0va13
Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: hilltopstalker
FTJB?

I've been away from acronyms and technology for a while. Please elaborate as to what that stands for, I'm tired today...

I just made it up: for the jailbait.
I interpreted it as foot job...

I don't see what acting younger has to do with asian massage parlours.


Posted by: i_hate_babies
Posted by: Captain K Mart
I find that wanking is far more productive than twittering.

Is there anything that isn't more productive than twittering?


Posted by: GrammarFailure
None of those sentences make sense with your topic.
Please leave.


Posted by: Yoozel
FYI champ, even Bungie.net has a header that's a "your mom" joke, they're still cool around here says the multimillion dollar company.


Posted by: peoples champ36
Posted by: CabooseNoLike1

Obvious Troll is Obvious


obvious virgin is lonely....


Posted by: Skibur
Posted by: Havok Se7en
Sex can be a form of exercise. (a rather useless one, though)
You must be trolling...


Posted by: Skibur
Posted by: MasterBeef12345
Sex: Well who knows why its bad. But i think that for some reason violence is a heck of a lot more enjoyable to watch than sex
...


Posted by: ehpik lulz
Posted by: Orpheosis
Posted by: ehpik lulz
Try getting a real gun.


And some balls.
Yes, I'll just walk into the nearest Dick's Sporting Goods and grab a shotgun off the wall.

Or, you could take the legal method to get one.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: An assauIt rifIe
Hey I'm starting to like metal...

You're going into a stall! Quick! Hit the afterburner! Too late, pull up, pull up! You're going down! NOOO!!! EJECT! EJECT!


Posted by: corycorycory15
Posted by: The English language
Stop abusing me D:

You heard the man.


Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: the X to the 47
Lulz, get off your elitist ass

Hardly elitist, just don't like you.
Posted by: the X to the 47
either be a tad nicer

nicer to someone I don't like? No sense makes.
Posted by: the X to the 47
or go outside.

It's dark and rainy outside, so no.
Posted by: the X to the 47
Bonus points if you go outside with your computer.

I went outside to transfer my laptop from my dad's house to my mom's house earlier, does that count?


Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: EJTheSnail
Posted by: GOWSam
I made a pie for mother dear today. She enjoyed it so...
I remember that from somewhere dawg.

That would be a coincidence, seeing as I thought of it on the spot.

Posted by: Crop Man
I'm 14 years old and what is this?

Posted by: Gazacee
that was just retarded Chris, why would u waste my time and make me read that? david was better and you know it, all you want is attention but i think u suck also stop spaming nudges on msn or i will block you

Posted by: Fatal_Coin_Vest
Posted by: elites rock
buy.see you later
I'm not buying anything, you scammer!

Posted by: JTaM93
Almost every name I make up for every member catches on...

Except Toe Jam. That one backfired on me. That's what I called Dojoe.

Posted by: darkmatter15
Posted by: sup3rn0va13
Posted by: darkmatter15
Achronos is fat.
In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and Axl Rose is a prick.
Seriously? Water is wet? hax

Posted by: DiStOrTiOn ii
Who's this Michelle dude?

Posted by: Liberace Iz Str8
Posted by: aRaNdOmP3Rson11
Posted by: Liberace Iz Str8
Him and Tupac are working on a collaborative album. It's going to be sick.

They should have Elvis in a few of the songs.

Elvis is dead, moron.

Posted by: pumpkin1
Posted by: gamer3550
Posted by: pumpkin1
This thread = fail

you = fail

no u

Posted by: The Stig 11993
Posted by: Member128
Posted by: The Stig 11993
Posted by: Member128
You should shave your head.

I'm not a skinhead.

You would be.

Rather not be.

Posted by: Teltaur
I would date STFU and GTFO.

They're both pretty cool.

Posted by: Pyroshark
Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary
I have no qualms with the girl. The few times we talked, she was quite cordial and down to earth. Perhaps she does seek attention, but lets face it, ALLOT of people on this site do the same. (Many of them can be found in this very thread)

I'll go ahead and admit to being guilty of this on occasion.

Posted by: SuperSniper09
Realy? We get this type of thread from a Legendary Member? For shame...


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has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • 06.22.2009 12:04 PM PDT

Posted by: OlympicNIG
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Please tell me that was on purpose

  • 06.22.2009 4:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: CH33SESTEX
when a waitress goes up to me asks me what I want to drink

I say coke.

she asks if Pepsi is fine

and say

-blam!- NO!!!!

and flip the table

[Edited on 06.22.2009 5:31 PM PDT]

  • 06.22.2009 5:19 PM PDT

GT: xiidan360x (i accept all friend requests.)
OMG they are going to destroy the World................of Warcraft.
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Posted by: IliKEpOPtaRTs54
Posted by: madal44
I know a really hot girl that i like her but i don't think she likes me back what do i do?

When in doubt whip it out

idk

  • 06.22.2009 7:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: OlympicNIG
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
OMFG. I actually remember that... That was so hilarious...

  • 06.22.2009 11:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: xAllPro21x
Posted by: JapAmerican126
go to different forums plz
This is the Flood. This is the different forum.

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Lmao I found a funny one.



Posted by: NoNeckin
A child just got eaten by her mother in India.

I'm sure that child cared for your problem.Posted by: Psychosomatic
lol no it didnt

  • 06.23.2009 12:02 AM PDT

fduck. quack quack

.

[Edited on 06.27.2009 11:46 AM PDT]

  • 06.23.2009 8:05 PM PDT
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Metal breakfast.

Thread saved for whenever I need a good lawl. I'll make sure to be on the Flood more now =)

  • 06.23.2009 8:36 PM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD

You're not funny. Please, just stop.

  • 06.24.2009 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: demonhunter191
Subject: If North Korea launched a nuke...
We would be playing Fallout 3 IRL.

/thread.

  • 06.24.2009 11:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stuckers
Marriage is the number 1 reason for divorce. Remember that.

Best of luck, and congratulations!

The entire between I and Consequence

  • 06.25.2009 12:44 AM PDT

Holy ballz, that took forever to read.

I remember more than half of those quotes. Ah, good times, good times...

  • 06.25.2009 12:48 AM PDT

YES! I finally got to edit it! And I added a bunch to the bottom of the last post! Read it! And unfortunately, I have no more room in those posts... So check the top of this page to see more quotes. And next time that I get the top of the page again, I will reserve another post for it.

[Edited on 06.27.2009 10:26 AM PDT]

  • 06.27.2009 10:08 AM PDT

The power of Christ compels you, demon!


DEVIL, I CAST THEE OUT!

Funny stuff.

  • 06.27.2009 10:31 AM PDT

*Tries for top of next page*
*Fails*

Oh well. But I will make this post useful. The thread is updated constantly, as there seems to be a big stream of random at the moment. A lot of these are classic Flood quotes.

[Edited on 06.27.2009 10:34 AM PDT]

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Posted by: Captain Planet
Funny stuff.

Pics or it didn't happen.

  • 06.27.2009 10:40 AM PDT

The power of Christ compels you, demon!


DEVIL, I CAST THEE OUT!

Posted by: triple x93
Posted by: Captain Planet
Funny stuff.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Here these pictures will confirm my statement.

  • 06.27.2009 10:42 AM PDT

I don' t know if he meant for you to be so literal about it... But those are some pretty funny pictures. Too bad this is a QUOTE thread, otherwise I would put those up.

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Posted by: Captain Planet
Posted by: triple x93
Posted by: Captain Planet
Funny stuff.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Here these pictures will confirm my statement.
Dear god!, thats the sort of stuff they host on the image search?, im keeping my exit hole a one way system, only out.

  • 06.27.2009 10:48 AM PDT

Apparently I am not funny

  • 06.27.2009 10:50 AM PDT

The power of Christ compels you, demon!


DEVIL, I CAST THEE OUT!

Posted by: triple x93
Posted by: Captain Planet
Posted by: triple x93
Posted by: Captain Planet
Funny stuff.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Here these pictures will confirm my statement.
Dear god!, thats the sort of stuff they host on the image search?, im keeping my exit hole a one way system, only out.
Think about the children!

  • 06.27.2009 10:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Planet
Posted by: triple x93
Posted by: Captain Planet
Posted by: triple x93
Posted by: Captain Planet
Funny stuff.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Here these pictures will confirm my statement.
Dear god!, thats the sort of stuff they host on the image search?, im keeping my exit hole a one way system, only out.
Think about the children!

I'm not into Paedo pr0nz sorry.

  • 06.27.2009 10:52 AM PDT