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cool, I'm on here twice!


[Edited on 07.06.2009 7:55 AM PDT]

  • 07.06.2009 7:54 AM PDT

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Posted by: peoples champ36
cool, I'm on here twice!
That's not a good thing.

  • 07.06.2009 8:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: MasterBeef12345
Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

The guy didn't create that, asshat.

[Edited on 07.06.2009 9:05 AM PDT]

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Posted by: Less than thr33
Posted by: MasterBeef12345
Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

The guy didn't create that, asshat.


oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.

  • 07.06.2009 12:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fahrenheit
lol@halfthepplheretryingtobefunny


lol@-blam!-pointingouttheobvious

  • 07.06.2009 12:45 PM PDT

Godspeed.

Posted by: spartan b12
Posted by: Less than thr33
Posted by: MasterBeef12345
Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

The guy didn't create that, asshat.


oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.

This...

*facepalm*

  • 07.06.2009 1:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fahrenheit
Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy.
Hello Jtam. Maybe it'd help to make a new photobucket account before using an alt.

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Posted by: Fahrenheit
Posted by: SevSixTwo
Posted by: Fahrenheit
Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy.
Hello Jtam. Maybe it'd help to make a new photobucket account before using an alt.
IDGAF.

Oh, join V2 again. You're welcome this time, fo reelz.
lolno


You gots AIM, brah?

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Posted by: Fahrenheit
Only little girls use AIM.
MSN?

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Posted by: Fahrenheit
Posted by: SevSixTwo
Posted by: Fahrenheit
Only little girls use AIM.
MSN?
I'm not accepting moar friends.
Douche.

  • 07.06.2009 3:01 PM PDT

Posted by: LetsGoBlue14
I don't think I really ever say anything funny but this is the best I can do.
Posted by: peoples champ36
Posted by: LetsGoBlue14
I would tell you if I wasn't afraid it would be Chuck Fickins next review about how unrealistic it is.


Posted by: Chuck Fickins
Fight club is ridiculously set out, the plot is retarded on the Uber level, and the actors look like freaking shaving models, also the whole idea of a club for fighting is stupid. It should be legalised and official, I hate society.


Posted by: LetsGoBlue14
See?



Beautiful.



Champ for the assist?

  • 07.06.2009 3:05 PM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Seriously though, nice thread.

  • 07.06.2009 5:28 PM PDT

Your mother is a very handsome man.

Posted by: mityman50
Thanks for these. Those made my day. Morning. Whatever.

That lulz is quite the funny guy. And he always seems to be lurking whenever someone mentions his name...

Let me test that theory.
Did you get your daily recommended intake of lulz yet?

  • 07.06.2009 5:30 PM PDT

Sniper's Motto: Reach out and touch someone.

How much Flood does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (the life of a thread)


1 to post about changing a lightbulb
14 to randomly discuss it
3 to share similar experiences
6 to argue over different lightbulbs
1 to redirect it to a different forum
2 to flame
18 to flame the flamers
1 change the topic
22 to post about the new topic
1 to make a thread about the new topic
4 to post in the new thread
1 to redirect the new thread back to the old thread
6 to question the thread itself
1 to redirect it to the original topic
2 to attempt to change the topic
14 to tell not to post anymore
8 to comment on the 14
9 to screw it and post random links
1 to post a link to p0rn
58 to get the thread back up and running
1 mod to ban the p0rn poster
42 to quote the mod
2 to try to get back on topic
1 to succeed

Thread dies. the end.


(six months later a forum-stalker gets the whole thing running again.)



[Edited on 07.06.2009 11:09 PM PDT]

  • 07.06.2009 11:06 PM PDT

Ya, people on here are just kinda trying to get on the list.

  • 07.07.2009 12:19 AM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: tutueater
Posted by: mityman50
Thanks for these. Those made my day. Morning. Whatever.

That lulz is quite the funny guy. And he always seems to be lurking whenever someone mentions his name...

Let me test that theory.
Did you get your daily recommended intake of lulz yet?

Your mother did.

Wow, you got here fast...
...your good.

  • 07.07.2009 9:01 AM PDT
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OMG over 10000000!

  • 07.07.2009 9:04 AM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Door, how did you manage to make a thread that stayed on the front page for two months?

  • 07.07.2009 9:06 AM PDT