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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Two months and counting. Still on the first page.

Lego anyone?

*eats a lego*

  • 07.07.2009 4:54 PM PDT

The Flood: Ignore the rules and post things relating to Halo 3 anyway. <-Qu1kSlvr 6/17/09

I am serious all the time. Im serious! :3

Contributing with a response to the inevitable Halo 3 threads

The Flood: Ignore the rules and post things relating to Halo 3 anyway.

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  • 07.07.2009 4:56 PM PDT

I couldn't think of a signature...

Posted by: MasterBeef12345
Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?


that is now my sig.

  • 07.07.2009 5:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. Also, please, moderators, don't ban anyone on account of their sayings here. Some of them are from in groups, or PM's.
More here
And here

Posted by: muffin man one
The Flood forum is not for discussion about The Flood. Go figure.




I think that's from one of my topics!

  • 07.07.2009 6:53 PM PDT

Posted by: peoples champ36
Posted by: tijn
ok seriously who reported him? thats -blam!-


Yeah that is pretty messed up. This is why the new flood is lame.

K mart is over here stoned off his ass and some guy can't even reflect on blending his dick.



I'm told this was quote worthy.

  • 07.07.2009 8:54 PM PDT
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I'm a very articulate person. In engrish.

It's never easy, is it?

Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: tacojack12
Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Lemons

I drink semen.

woah.


You should mind your own business.

^^^ Likes men.

[Edited on 07.07.2009 9:33 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2009 9:32 PM PDT
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After all I've done for you Flood, the best I get is Dr. Schol's joke?

  • 07.07.2009 9:34 PM PDT

Posted by: bacon greese1521
After all I've done for you Flood, the best I get is Dr. Schol's joke?

Um, sorry. I started this a little bit after you and the other old regulars started going inactive. I then made this to try and preserve The Flood as it was.

  • 07.07.2009 9:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: bacon greese1521
After all I've done for you Flood, the best I get is Dr. Schol's joke?

Um, sorry. I started this a little bit after you and the other old regulars started going inactive. I then made this to try and preserve The Flood as it was.

Give me your color banner thingy, you're fired buddy.

  • 07.07.2009 9:41 PM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.


I forgot all the old hilarious posts....

  • 07.07.2009 9:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: El Burninator
Posted by: BestSpartan117
valves and sony company model they are both companies


My mind has been blown.


Add that. hahaha.


So many of the selected quotes are so unfunny that it hurts.

[Edited on 07.07.2009 10:53 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2009 10:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou
I want to see it. I predict it will be funny and offensive to grandmothers.

  • 07.08.2009 4:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pieman191
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


Man, that's dee-

YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY

  • 07.08.2009 4:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: xoot7aa7
Posted by: Pieman191
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


Man, that's dee-

YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY
Hungry for -blam!-.


He warned you.

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  • 07.08.2009 5:00 AM PDT

Posted by: xoot7aa7
Posted by: Pieman191
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


Man, that's dee-

YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY

Look, people. I am trying not to add quotes from people just trying to be funny in this thread. So don't derail the topic too much.

  • 07.08.2009 11:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Fahrenheit
Posted by: A Dumb DoorAren't you gonna add screencaps yet?
Check my second post on page 13.

Edit - Er, I mean 12.

[Edited on 07.08.2009 1:56 PM PDT]

  • 07.08.2009 12:27 PM PDT
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Looks good, keep it going.

*eats a lego*

  • 07.08.2009 3:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: xoot7aa7
Posted by: Pieman191
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


Man, that's dee-

YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY


dude you're freaking me out

  • 07.08.2009 3:36 PM PDT
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When life gives you lemons, ferment them and get drunk.

Did you know it was actually a rouge group of traffic cones that killed the spartans???

  • 07.09.2009 6:38 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: I Luv 2 Teamkill
Did you know it was actually a rouge group of traffic cones that killed the spartans???

Please tell me your not trying to be funny.

  • 07.10.2009 3:23 AM PDT
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When life gives you lemons, ferment them and get drunk.

Its true i swear!

  • 07.10.2009 12:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Hydronite
OMFG THAT GUY'S AVATAR HAZ RECONZZZZ

*Banned*

Wait, what?

And everyone, I might put this thing into sections of jokes. Like one section for groups, one for The Flood, one for moderators, etc. Is this a good idea, or should I just keep it chronological like it is now?

  • 07.10.2009 1:53 PM PDT

Happily married to Fatal_Coin_Vest since July 1st, 2009.

Thank you, Captain K Mart.

Keep it the way it is. That's just too much work for nothing.

  • 07.10.2009 1:57 PM PDT