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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

At the end of an obvious statement you must put an obvious statement mark. It looks like this:

"The sky is blueisuck"
And
"This is a sentenceisuck"

Narwhal.

Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: the X to the 47
Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.

Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?


It wasn't that dark, I still don't understand how you mistook me for Door. I didn't feel anything until you had grabbed my hair and yanked it back.

Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that part...

  • 07.14.2009 9:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: the X to the 47
Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: the X to the 47
Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.

Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?


It wasn't that dark, I still don't understand how you mistook me for Door. I didn't feel anything until you had grabbed my hair and yanked it back.

Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that part...

It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.
Yeah.

  • 07.14.2009 11:08 AM PDT

Posted by: Fahrenheit
Posted by: IuIz
It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.
All because of his wimminphobia...

Oi! I do not fear the opposite gender. I only hate -blam!-.

And I need another page at the top now, I'm out of room on the next quote section -_-

  • 07.14.2009 9:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.

that should be in there lol

  • 07.15.2009 5:50 PM PDT

Posted by: ONI Ghost
Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.

that should be in there lol


What??? That line is so cliched!

You sir should put on your flame suit. And bout 5000 ft. between you and the surface. The Flood wont hesitate to use Earth Penetrating weapons on you.

  • 07.16.2009 8:43 AM PDT
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I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.

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Posted by: elite771
I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.

. . .



Wat?

  • 07.17.2009 3:55 AM PDT

Me and my ODST we are our own breed, forged from combat and bread from years of battle as ODST. So you can take your -blam!- ODST clan invites and shove 'em. Rookies don't run jack, we do.

Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: elite771
I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.

. . .



Wat?


I believe that was an attempt at his contribution. At any rate, this is ingenious. Epic win sir, epic win!

  • 07.17.2009 6:49 PM PDT

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
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The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.
To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.

Your really not helping your self by defending Miley Cyrus.

  • 07.18.2009 5:02 AM PDT

I love this thread, reminds me of why I love the Flood so much.

  • 07.18.2009 6:59 AM PDT

Posted by: Quazecotl
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: DynamicVamp
The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.
To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.

You're really not helping yourself by defending Miley Cyrus.

You can't deny she's a success business wise. She's probably done more in her 16 years than you will in 30. Sadly, that's the same case with me...

  • 07.18.2009 7:01 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
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Posted by: elite771
I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.


Posted by: muffin man one
The Flood forum is not for discussion about The Flood. Go figure.

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Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: elite771
I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.

. . .



Wat?


I believe that was an attempt at his contribution. At any rate, this is ingenious. Epic win sir, epic win!


You know, I had to Bang my Head into A Metal pigeon Staue Sitting next to me about 27 Times, Just so I could Lower my IQ enough so that I could Understand it. . .

. . .I Still Couldn't.

  • 07.18.2009 4:02 PM PDT

Picture a Lime with a ninja mask on it with two katanas strapped across its back.

My Famous Quote? QUIT DICKIN' AROUND!

You have to say it slow so it adds more emphasis

  • 07.18.2009 4:45 PM PDT

Posted by: BANZAl
You know, I had to Bang my Head into A Metal pigeon Staue Sitting next to me about 27 Times, Just so I could Lower my IQ enough so that I could Understand it. . .

. . .I Still Couldn't.


You really don't have any room to talk.

  • 07.19.2009 12:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: BANZAl
You know, I had to Bang my Head into A Metal pigeon Staue Sitting next to me about 27 Times, Just so I could Lower my IQ enough so that I could Understand it. . .

. . .I Still Couldn't.


You really don't have any room to talk.

Neither do you Good Sir, Now How about that Drink you Promised to Buy me?
Remember, Whiskey First, Scotch Second. . .

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Posted by: FakeAssasin
Wall of text!


More like history museum of text.

  • 07.19.2009 1:37 PM PDT

Posted by: BANZAl
Neither do you Good Sir, Now How about that Drink you Promised to Buy me?
Remember, Whiskey First, Scotch Second. . .


Stop with the "sir". It doesn't make you or your manner any more refined.

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Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: BANZAl
Neither do you Good Sir, Now How about that Drink you Promised to Buy me?
Remember, Whiskey First, Scotch Second. . .


Stop with the "sir". It doesn't make you or your manner any more refined.

I was Just being Polite. . .
:(

Stop Stifling my Decency!
;)

  • 07.19.2009 1:41 PM PDT

Posted by: BANZAl
I was Just being Polite. . .
:(

Stop Stifling my Decency!
;)


*sigh*

  • 07.19.2009 11:16 PM PDT