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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Posted by: Godavari
WHY CAN"T WE ALL JUST BE PURPLE?!?!?!?!?!


Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: machado studd
This thread is now about Cake.

The Cake is a Pie.


Posted by: Caragnafog dog
Posted by: Pyroshark
Posted by: BLIB
Posted by: Echo14
You think you've got it bad. My sister has had like 10 or more boyfriends and all the guys in my grade and other grades want to do her.

What the hell is it with people these days, they jump from relationship to relationship at such a young age.

YA SEE, THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC, WHICH GIVES THEM THE BRAIN DAMAGE.
ZIP ZOP BOOPIDEE BOP


Posted by: GBF7
Posted by: NickMastromarino
Posted by: magott4lyf
Ask for their autograph, and kindly let them use my phone.

so maggot u like slipknot?
SO DO I!!!!!
The invasion has begun.


Posted by: frondew
What kinda name is salma!? It's like...salmonellas deformed child..

~fron


Posted by: Blitz Phenomenon
I think they should ban people that can't spell.


Posted by: m1garand
Your picture made me cry.


posted by:nickcook
and i thought my grammer was bad i normaly dont care but jesus man what are you talking about


Posted by: Mykester
I'm not here on Thors day :(


Posted by: Spongel3ob
*Faceplum*


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Glitter is a decoration, nothing more. Explain to these people at your school that the internet thinks they are morons.


Posted by: A Sadistic Hobo
I'm a professional couch warmer, I get paid in found change.


Posted by: spngefan11
Posted by: jacob crawford
404 Not Found.
That's the joke.

Get it? Can't find fron's gf. He dosen't have one.


Posted by: JTaM93
I always thought frawnz would have a cowgirl for a girlfriend.


Posted by: StarClanCats
Posted by: Lextrix
Posted by: a rabid snail
*facegun*

*faceC4*

*FaceNuke*


Posted by: Xaron_On_Parade
ROFLCOPTER

(::) here is your cookie


Posted by: Nar Shruikan
-blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all.

-blam!- it, im done.


Posted by: spirit of sand
I...But... Wow...


Posted by: peoples champ36
Posted by: Nar Shruikan
-blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all.

-blam!- it, im done.


I'm not. Hold on, I'm almost there.


Posted by: A Sadistic Hobo
Posted by: Mire Krisma
why must itself up every of a park stick some quote statue unquote to prove that a hero equals any jerk who was afraid to dare to answer "no"?

WHAT!?


Posted by: Covy Killer
What in holy hell did you just say? Was the second paragraph even English?


Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Caps are for quitters


Posted by: Egerspurge
I DISAGREE WITH YOU SIR. *transmission ends*


Posted by: GezaB
Posted by: Mordicaii
Posted by: Adro99
Posted by: Vaporeon
What?
Que?

Was?

Bagel?


Posted by: Fedilipocat
She dances like a chicken..
And i love her.

Dammit, now i have to go watch camp rock again..


Posted by: BLIB
Posted by: ratekinc
...~OMGBBQWTFTWSSFTWTTFNH3FMCFMLMLOL~

"Oh my God, barbecue! What the -blam!-?!"
"That's what she said, for the win!"
"Ta-ta for now."
"Halo 3 Forum? Master Cheif?"
"-blam!- my life. LOL!"


Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: GOWSam
Recruitment messages smell of donkey balls.

Sniff my donkey balls. Join group plz.

I don't agree with your perverted ways, sir, now please vacate my bedroom.

I don't agree with your cheap ways, sir, now please pay me before I vacate your bedroom.

Uhh, can you put it on my tab? I know I owe you a lot, but my landlord just isn't letting up... I can pay you with 10% interest if you need.


Posted by: Vaporeon
lol. None of you are Unicorns. You're not even Newnicorns. Nonicorns!


Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: Wobo Wobo
Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: Wobo Wobo
Their overall appearance (well kept/groomed, messy, baggy, shiny) and what operating system they run on

<Vista

What am I?

a robot. normal humans dont run on operating systems

Crap. I fell for such an obvious trick.


Posted by: LoonyMICHAEL
Posted by: Ronald McDonald
Actually, I like damn near every song by the Jonas Brothers.

BURN IN HELL!!!!!!


Posted by: Caragnafog dog
Posted by: Fuzzy McDoodleImpossible.


Posted by: W1D0WM4K3R
It's called the Ipod Touch you fools! Not the 'iTouch'


Posted by: Moar Of The Game
Son, this is a matter of critical importance. WHAT DO YOU TOUCH?!


Posted by: asploded
Posted by: a chopstick
Posted by: asploded
Posted by: a chopstick
Well with the new software update and hardware upgrade from robco I would say 79.2333% repeating.
Did you get the stealth boy upgrade? That way if they don't think you're a human, you can turn invisible
I was manufactured... err born in china.
COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.


Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: BANZAl
Touche Good Sir.
How About we Sit down and have Halve a Bottle of Whiskey?
I'll bring the Sedatives!


Why would we need sedatives?

Well, It's quite Obvious you Would not let me Access your Orifices Willingly. . .


Posted by: Captain K Mart
My god he's right, July does end tomorrow!

Quick, add extra days to your calendar!


Posted by: JHOX
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: JHOX
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: JHOX
bump

You're a bad man.

I TOLD EM ID DO IT

YOU DONE DID WRONG, BOYH

goose naow?


Posted by: DigitalRoar
R.I.P English


August 01 2009


Posted by: Tasty Sammich
Posted by: Wears0fGar
By the time I finish watching these your thread will be buried inder endless spam.
Shut up MarcusChief.


Posted by: ratekinc
Touc-I mean tickle yourself until it doesn't bother you anymore!


Posted by: X Old Hag X
Drill a hole in the back of your head and insert a anti-ticklish microchip.


Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: BlahMan
Posted by: Godavari
Man, I would normally respond to this with a witty phrase or thought. However, my batteries seem to be running low....
*begin chraging sequence*

Are you using an express charger?

No, it's solar powered....
Gonna take a while.


Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: Psalms 27 2
When is Xbox Live coming back into service? Thanks

You're welcome. : )


Posted by: LONEWOLFD36
Posted by: Godavari
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can has you?

"In Soviet Halo... Fight Finnishes U" great spin off X3


Posted by: Godavari
Billy Mays. I know he yelled at me, and once in a while it kinda pissed me off, but... but... I DIDN'T THINK THE PLAN WOULD ACTUALLY WORK!!!!
So... much... guilt...
*sobs quietly in corner*


Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: RvB Rocks95
Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: RvB Rocks95
This reminds me of Dark Knight...

Your name reminds me of the popular amchinima series "Red vs. Blue".

What does amchinima mean?

aDmn it, I maent amchiniam. My admn "a" key is carp.
Now can we please get back on topic?


Posted by: Godavari
I've discovered a new animal! It's a SHMONKEY!


Posted by: Godavari
This is more than double posting.... This is.... Is....
POSTIMANJARO!!!


Posted by: Godavari
I love hatred.

PARADOX!


Posted by: Vengeful Donkey
I am eating chicken right now. I hunger no more.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:22 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2009 12:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Godavari
WHY CAN"T WE ALL JUST BE PURPLE?!?!?!?!?!


Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: machado studd
This thread is now about Cake.

The Cake is a Pie.


Posted by: Caragnafog dog
Posted by: Pyroshark
Posted by: BLIB
Posted by: Echo14
You think you've got it bad. My sister has had like 10 or more boyfriends and all the guys in my grade and other grades want to do her.

What the hell is it with people these days, they jump from relationship to relationship at such a young age.

YA SEE, THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC, WHICH GIVES THEM THE BRAIN DAMAGE.
ZIP ZOP BOOPIDEE BOP


Posted by: GBF7
Posted by: NickMastromarino
Posted by: magott4lyf
Ask for their autograph, and kindly let them use my phone.

so maggot u like slipknot?
SO DO I!!!!!
The invasion has begun.


Posted by: frondew
What kinda name is salma!? It's like...salmonellas deformed child..

~fron


Posted by: Blitz Phenomenon
I think they should ban people that can't spell.


Posted by: m1garand
Your picture made me cry.


posted by:nickcook
and i thought my grammer was bad i normaly dont care but jesus man what are you talking about


Posted by: Mykester
I'm not here on Thors day :(


Posted by: Spongel3ob
*Faceplum*


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Glitter is a decoration, nothing more. Explain to these people at your school that the internet thinks they are morons.


Posted by: A Sadistic Hobo
I'm a professional couch warmer, I get paid in found change.


Posted by: spngefan11
Posted by: jacob crawford
404 Not Found.
That's the joke.

Get it? Can't find fron's gf. He dosen't have one.


Posted by: JTaM93
I always thought frawnz would have a cowgirl for a girlfriend.


Posted by: StarClanCats
Posted by: Lextrix
Posted by: a rabid snail
*facegun*

*faceC4*

*FaceNuke*


Posted by: Xaron_On_Parade
ROFLCOPTER

(::) here is your cookie


Posted by: Nar Shruikan
-blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all.

-blam!- it, im done.


Posted by: spirit of sand
I...But... Wow...


Posted by: peoples champ36
Posted by: Nar Shruikan
-blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all.

-blam!- it, im done.


I'm not. Hold on, I'm almost there.


Posted by: A Sadistic Hobo
Posted by: Mire Krisma
why must itself up every of a park stick some quote statue unquote to prove that a hero equals any jerk who was afraid to dare to answer "no"?

WHAT!?


Posted by: Covy Killer
What in holy hell did you just say? Was the second paragraph even English?


Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Caps are for quitters


Posted by: Egerspurge
I DISAGREE WITH YOU SIR. *transmission ends*


Posted by: GezaB
Posted by: Mordicaii
Posted by: Adro99
Posted by: Vaporeon
What?
Que?

Was?

Bagel?


Posted by: Fedilipocat
She dances like a chicken..
And i love her.

Dammit, now i have to go watch camp rock again..


Posted by: BLIB
Posted by: ratekinc
...~OMGBBQWTFTWSSFTWTTFNH3FMCFMLMLOL~

"Oh my God, barbecue! What the -blam!-?!"
"That's what she said, for the win!"
"Ta-ta for now."
"Halo 3 Forum? Master Cheif?"
"-blam!- my life. LOL!"


Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: GOWSam
Recruitment messages smell of donkey balls.

Sniff my donkey balls. Join group plz.

I don't agree with your perverted ways, sir, now please vacate my bedroom.

I don't agree with your cheap ways, sir, now please pay me before I vacate your bedroom.

Uhh, can you put it on my tab? I know I owe you a lot, but my landlord just isn't letting up... I can pay you with 10% interest if you need.


Posted by: Vaporeon
lol. None of you are Unicorns. You're not even Newnicorns. Nonicorns!


Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: Wobo Wobo
Posted by: hilltopstalker
Posted by: Wobo Wobo
Their overall appearance (well kept/groomed, messy, baggy, shiny) and what operating system they run on

<Vista

What am I?

a robot. normal humans dont run on operating systems

Crap. I fell for such an obvious trick.


Posted by: LoonyMICHAEL
Posted by: Ronald McDonald
Actually, I like damn near every song by the Jonas Brothers.

BURN IN HELL!!!!!!


Posted by: Caragnafog dog
Posted by: Fuzzy McDoodleImpossible.


Posted by: W1D0WM4K3R
It's called the Ipod Touch you fools! Not the 'iTouch'


Posted by: Moar Of The Game
Son, this is a matter of critical importance. WHAT DO YOU TOUCH?!


Posted by: asploded
Posted by: a chopstick
Posted by: asploded
Posted by: a chopstick
Well with the new software update and hardware upgrade from robco I would say 79.2333% repeating.
Did you get the stealth boy upgrade? That way if they don't think you're a human, you can turn invisible
I was manufactured... err born in china.
COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.


Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: BANZAl
Touche Good Sir.
How About we Sit down and have Halve a Bottle of Whiskey?
I'll bring the Sedatives!


Why would we need sedatives?

Well, It's quite Obvious you Would not let me Access your Orifices Willingly. . .


Posted by: Captain K Mart
My god he's right, July does end tomorrow!

Quick, add extra days to your calendar!


Posted by: JHOX
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: JHOX
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: JHOX
bump

You're a bad man.

I TOLD EM ID DO IT

YOU DONE DID WRONG, BOYH

goose naow?


Posted by: DigitalRoar
R.I.P English


August 01 2009


Posted by: Tasty Sammich
Posted by: Wears0fGar
By the time I finish watching these your thread will be buried inder endless spam.
Shut up MarcusChief.


Posted by: ratekinc
Touc-I mean tickle yourself until it doesn't bother you anymore!


Posted by: X Old Hag X
Drill a hole in the back of your head and insert a anti-ticklish microchip.


Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: BlahMan
Posted by: Godavari
Man, I would normally respond to this with a witty phrase or thought. However, my batteries seem to be running low....
*begin chraging sequence*

Are you using an express charger?

No, it's solar powered....
Gonna take a while.


Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: Psalms 27 2
When is Xbox Live coming back into service? Thanks

You're welcome. : )


Posted by: LONEWOLFD36
Posted by: Godavari
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can has you?

"In Soviet Halo... Fight Finnishes U" great spin off X3


Posted by: Godavari
Billy Mays. I know he yelled at me, and once in a while it kinda pissed me off, but... but... I DIDN'T THINK THE PLAN WOULD ACTUALLY WORK!!!!
So... much... guilt...
*sobs quietly in corner*


Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: RvB Rocks95
Posted by: Godavari
Posted by: RvB Rocks95
This reminds me of Dark Knight...

Your name reminds me of the popular amchinima series "Red vs. Blue".

What does amchinima mean?

aDmn it, I maent amchiniam. My admn "a" key is carp.
Now can we please get back on topic?


Posted by: Godavari
I've discovered a new animal! It's a SHMONKEY!


Posted by: Godavari
This is more than double posting.... This is.... Is....
POSTIMANJARO!!!


Posted by: Godavari
I love hatred.

PARADOX!


Posted by: Vengeful Donkey
I am eating chicken right now. I hunger no more.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:23 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2009 12:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: Krazy Kraut
Posted by: Nedus
Don't be foolish. If a parent can't be bothered to teach their kids right from wrong, they shouldn't be having children.


What's the point of teaching right and wrong anyways? They don't exist. Neither do good and evil exist. They are defined differently in the mind of each individual person. What parents should be doing is encouraging their children to create their own moral guidelines. Not forcing their tired philosophy onto their children.

That's a great idea, Dr. Phil. Let's let kids watch what they want, look at what they want on the Internet, and play what they want, and let them think that everything they see is ok. Since you make the assumption that all kids can think for themselves (hint: they can't), that means all the children will automatically obey some sort of laws and guidelines that weren't established in the first place, right?

When you stop thinking in black and white, feel free to join the rest of the civilized world.


And Captain K Mart's ways of saying -blam!-ing

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Smudged Toilet
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.

I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.

Polishing the Master Sword.

The ol' five knuckle shuffle.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.


I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.

Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
So, no more taking the monster for a one armed ride.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
We could pound the fence post some more but it wouldn't help.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
So don't grease the three legged cow.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Gardening with the golden trowel, to be honest.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Clear the snorkel, for those of us into the aquatic scene.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Just a little decongesting the weasel is all.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
A little discharging of the heat seeking moisture missile.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Yogurt 40
Cpt Kmart, can you do the one with the ivory faucet again? Please?

Turning on the ivory faucet?

Nah, I think I'll take a five minute vacation south of the border.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Well guys I gotta head out.

So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.


And the rest of The Flood's ways to say it

Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.


Posted by: Smudged Toilet
Warming up the purple headed warrior.


Posted by: grunt taxidriver
choking the chicken
corralling the tadpoles


Posted by: Snibs
Spankin' the ham?


Posted by: Cody5427
you just need to stop pullin the balony pony for a while. Bashin the bishop.


Posted by: Oh Gibdo
five fingered friction

the righty rubdown

summoning the genie


Posted by: Snibs
Flailin' the sword?


Posted by: shkpa
Posted by: being2nosey
Srsly, bro, you've gotta lay off it for at least a few weeks. I've never experienced pain like that, but it's obviously not good.

The pain could be harmless. Especially in your early teens, too much wacking in a short amount of time can simply put wear and tear on your little buddy. Think of it like too much upper body work in your daily work-out.

I think that is his upper body workout.

...Choking the monster...


Posted by: fo shiz 64
Taking Santa's little helper for a solo sleigh ride?


Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Posted by: That shotgun guy
It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.

Don't act like you've never slapped the seal around


Posted by: ClickClackUrDead
yeah man
stop lighting the fireworks


Posted by: Cody5427
Spankin the monkey hasnt come up yet.hmm


Posted by: mityman50
Anyone seen the Ugly Truth? Flickin the bean?


Posted by: Snibs
pulverizing the stake?


Posted by: fo shiz 64
Spinning your disco disk.


Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Punching the pepperoni, if you will


Posted by: ClickClackUrDead
stop emptying the silenced smg


Posted by: Cody5427
shakin the donkey


Posted by: Oh Gibdo
quit flexing your 11th finger


Posted by: Zion1990
Burping the worm


Posted by: Tibetz
Posted by: gnome13
Swinging the hammer can lead to a soar thumb.

thumbs can fly?


Posted by: Cody5427
jiggling the gearshift may result in dizzyness and sweating of the upper lip


Posted by: StoneAgeHitman1
been stabbing the cat i see...


Posted by: Black Hat
So lemme get this straight. You were:

Ruining the Theory
Relying the Friend
Spotting the Language
Camping the Cork
Sniffing the Morning
Shivering the Butter
Requesting the Jump
Encouraging the Wood
Coughing the Bite
Pulling the Weight
Supporting the Poison
Flowering the Silk
Hopping the Sister
Sniffing the News
Embarrassing the Rice
Sacking the Growth
Tracing the Meat
Glowing the Hope
Settling the Rule

Man, my hands are tired.


Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Frolicking with your frank, if one were so inclined


All of this courtesy of this thread.

[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:24 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2009 12:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Gaara444
there compensating for the fact they wont get a Halo when they die.


Posted by: Xaron_On_Parade
Posted by: SnickerzBar
lets count girls

1, 2, 3........4........................5.......................... ...................6......................................... .....................7....................................... ..................................8.......................... ............................................................. ........................................................9.... ..........................................................*fa lls asleep*


Posted by: Covy Killer
The son I've not had yet is already dead...is that a paradox?


Posted by: Fuzzy McDoodle
Posted by: night haI 1
Posted by: The Slayer
Posted by: A Dumb Door
I have no intention to argue.
/troll
/havok
/poop

Wait what?


Posted by: XVagg X StompX
Posted by: Boss of OWNAGE
Posted by: XVagg X StompX
Kill it, bake it, and eat it.


A corpse is already dead...


You know, I am getting real tired of your back sass.


Posted by: rooster cogburn6
the idea of two plumbers going to rescue a princess, my dog was stolen and i called the plumbers and they got mad when i told them to find my dog!


Posted by: x Foman123 x
When I was a kid, I used to get up every Saturday morning and watch a cartoon of a coyote trying to kill a roadrunner. I have never attempted to drop an anvil on anybody, blow them up with dynamite, or strap on rocket-powered Acme rollerskates.


Posted by: JTaM93
Posted by: Echo14
Posted by: forandir
Posted by: JTaM93
You know the drill, etc.

forandir- 21?

Why question mark?
He just doesn't understand you. You deserve better.
Shut up, Oprah.


Posted by: JTaM93
Posted by: Echo14
Posted by: JTaM93
Posted by: Echo14
Posted by: forandir
Why question mark?
He just doesn't understand you. You deserve better.
Shut up, Oprah.
Shut up, Jerry.
Funny, my friends call me Jerry.

Who the -blam!- are you?


Posted by: Echo14
Posted by: JTaM93
Funny, my friends call me Jerry.

Who the -blam!- are you?
Bill Nye.


Posted by: Caboosethedead
Posted by: GOWSam
Lock the door.
Pun... INTENDED!

OH SNAP!



Posted by:the X to the 47
*Dons white rob*

*Makes staff of wood*

*Grows beard*

*Slams staff on stone bridge*

Thou shalt not pass!


Posted by: night haI 1
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: night haI 1
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: night haI 1
No, the beetle's genetic formations do not alter that of the spider's.

But what about the rocket fuel in their abdomens?
Yes, the spider does get a small amount of rocket fuel it will never use in it's life time building webs.

For more information on spiders' effects on building webs, please refer to this video.

You see one of these. Wat do?
Squish.


Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: Pirated Goods
Posted by: A Dumb Door
that Stosh awful

End your life.

lol'd hard.


Posted by: Thunderbolt101
Whos a jiggawa?


Posted by: ElDude95
Must... Not... Kill...


Posted by: The Slayer
Posted by: The Slayer
Posted by: A Dumb Door
There were multiple people arguing, so unless Bungie has some multi-PM service I never knew about, this is hard to avoid.

So, you were being lazy at the expense of this thread and the users of Flood V2?

That's sounds selfish man.
lrn2read slayer what is wrong with you

/slaps slayer


Posted by: OMFGitzn0tButer
Posted by: teardrop
cool story bro.
A wild teardrop appeared!

It used meme!

But it failed!


Posted by: Hot Fries
Posted by: OMFGitzn0tButer

I love you.




Posted by:x Foman123 x
Posted by: the X to the 47
Posted by: defenderofgo
Green, White and Orange.

Our mascot would be a gelatinous blob with legs and sneakers.

I don't think Foman would appreciate you nominating his mother for our mascot.

That would be just plain rude!Hey, my mom doesn't own shoes.

Anyway, this is essentially a thread about the Flood Forum itself, as well as a popularity contest to vote for the "F.U. principal." Both types of threads are prohibited here.


Posted by: A Cool Ninja
Posted by: Vengeful Donkey
I am a NINJA!

You lie. You are obviously a vengeful donkey.


Posted by: HORNSWOGGLE 2K8
Posted by: the chosen one
Me.
I never knew I look so much like boxxy. What do you think about this?

OMG YOU'RE A GIRL..
Make me a sammich.


Posted by: Magc Man 64001
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Posted by: AntwonMcgee
The 'she' I'm referring to is Chuck Norris' mother.


Posted by: lx MORRIS lx
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit


Posted by: forandir
Posted by: Nightkrawler 69
LMAOL

..?




Posted by:Fahrenheit
i just invited a girl out to go bowling with me on saturday

she was all stoked and said yes


Posted by:G4 Sucks Nuts
This kid just invited me to go bowling with him on saturday. He is really ugly and fat and I just said yes to be nice. I even pretended to be stoked.
What should I do ?


Posted by: NotGOWSam
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Gnademassica117
do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi


Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.


'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be active enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!'
Closest translation you'll get.


Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: NotGOWSam
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Gnademassica117
do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi


Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.


'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be acting thick enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!'
Closest translation you'll get.


Fix'd.


Posted by: RussellTheHippy
Posted by: HK47
Contemplative: I find it ironic that this thread has not been used for its original purpose.

Welcome to Flood V2. Leave your logic at the door.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BBrulz82
Posted by: Captain K Mart
It's salmon. Actually we can't do anything. You can repost this in the community forum where it should be, or we can continue to deliberate about something entirely unrelated to anything else.


Salmon is a manly colour. As declared by my friend RaisedDeadly.

Right, but salmon is also a fish, so it follows:

Generic User A: I like salmon, I like it cooked or raw.

Generic User B: Eww, raw salmon is gross, sushi sucks.

User A: It is damn good you need to expand your horizons.

User C: Get out and catch some fish you wankers, it's more fun and you can cook it up later.

User A&B: Hey, how about you shut up?

User D: I went fishing off the coast of Madagascar and caught a spare tire and used it on my car, BOYO!

User A, B, C, and E: wtf


Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long.


On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.

Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.

The truth hurts babycakes.


Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: TheOriginaC0UG3R
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: TheOriginaC0UG3R
Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :(


Sweet.

You being smart with me boy?


No, just making an offhand remark.


Posted by: A Barrel Roll
I lost the game for the first time.


I was in the hospital for 3 weeks.
-shudder-


Posted by: evil lemons g88
imo halo

/pickle

wait...what?


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:25 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2009 12:43 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

TDWPxReptar
all mythic achievements on 4/9/09

random bump

  • 07.29.2009 1:24 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

Holy crap I'm on there now?!

  • 07.30.2009 2:50 PM PDT
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The Code.


It is Unbreakable.

Posted by: spirit of sand
Holy crap I'm on there now?!

So am I :D
Lets Hang out and Swap Insurance Details!

  • 07.30.2009 3:28 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

I haven't looked, anyone want to check if I'm on there?

  • 07.30.2009 3:34 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: spirit of sand
Holy crap I'm on there now?!

So am I :D
Lets Hang out and Swap Insurance Details!
Yay!

  • 07.30.2009 3:36 PM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

Posted by: Fedilipocat
I'm in there twice =)
For my over 9000 and camp rock references.
You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.

  • 07.30.2009 3:39 PM PDT

Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: Fedilipocat
I'm in there twice =)
For my over 9000 and camp rock references.
You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.

Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.

  • 07.30.2009 3:41 PM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: Fedilipocat
I'm in there twice =)
For my over 9000 and camp rock references.
You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.

Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.
I'll try... No wait, I won't.
Hey, Fedilipo, do you know where it is?

  • 07.30.2009 3:44 PM PDT

Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: Fedilipocat
I'm in there twice =)
For my over 9000 and camp rock references.
You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.

Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.
I'll try... No wait, I won't.
Hey, Fedilipo, do you know where it is?


Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
forum ppl r teh smrtst ppl evar!!1 there iq is liek ov3r 9000!!!!!11 ololololol

I was going to type
' IT'S OVER 9000?? '
but no, we're above that.

  • 07.30.2009 3:48 PM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

You're faster than me. Or maybe it's because you come here more often. Thanks anyways.

  • 07.30.2009 3:50 PM PDT

http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=10110176

I don't feel like reading through 22 pages of this.....what are the good ones?

  • 07.30.2009 3:53 PM PDT

Posted by: The Cheese Lady
I don't feel like reading through 22 pages of this.....what are the good ones?

Actually, I only put the ones in here that make me burst out laughing in real life. If I don't burst out laughing, then I don't add them.

  • 07.30.2009 3:56 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: Fedilipocat
I'm in there twice =)
For my over 9000 and camp rock references.
You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.

Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.


*awesome face*

Thankyouz.

Also, squiggy, sorry, you're not on there.
Three years and I've said nothing funny!?

  • 07.30.2009 4:08 PM PDT
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The Code.


It is Unbreakable.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: The Cheese Lady
I don't feel like reading through 22 pages of this.....what are the good ones?

Actually, I only put the ones in here that make me burst out laughing in real life. If I don't burst out laughing, then I don't add them.

May I ask, Why is my Pie one up there. . .It isn't that Funny =/
I've done better >.> <.<

  • 07.30.2009 4:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Squiggy
Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: Fedilipocat
I'm in there twice =)
For my over 9000 and camp rock references.
You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.

Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.


*awesome face*

Thankyouz.

Also, squiggy, sorry, you're not on there.
Three years and I've said nothing funny!?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and by the end of my life I'm probably going to say it at least 4-5 more times. I am only one person. If you want one of your funny quotes up there, PM me, or post it here.

  • 07.30.2009 4:10 PM PDT
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The Code.


It is Unbreakable.

Posted by: BANZAl
Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: BANZAl
Touche Good Sir.
How About we Sit down and have Halve a Bottle of Whiskey?
I'll bring the Sedatives!


Why would we need sedatives?

Well, It's quite Obvious you Would not let me Access your Orifices Willingly. . .

How's That?

  • 07.30.2009 4:15 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

I've had to have something good enough to make it up there.

Anyway, read up K Mart in this thread. He is the by far the coolest mod.

  • 07.30.2009 8:10 PM PDT