Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
  • Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Beans Are Friends, Not Food.
We have to kill animals or else they'll die.
Food chain and all that.
Question: Would you ever become a vegetarian?
Answer: God no, who on earth would eat a poor defenseless vegetable? An animal can at least defend itself.

Posted by: w23eer
Posted by: tacojack12
Posted by: xSkullcrusher1
Taco's?

Don't mess.
Your avatar suits your attitude.


Your attitude suits your avatar. Yeah, take it in.

  • 07.31.2009 1:06 AM PDT

Beans Are Friends, Not Food.
We have to kill animals or else they'll die.
Food chain and all that.
Question: Would you ever become a vegetarian?
Answer: God no, who on earth would eat a poor defenseless vegetable? An animal can at least defend itself.

Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:


And yet, no one loves you.
The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.


In the broad scale of the Internet... your post is insignificant.



Ha! See, it works both ways!

  • 07.31.2009 1:21 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: i Spark i
phew.. no one has said the secret word yet.

What? That your name backwards is i kraps?

  • 07.31.2009 1:31 AM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Squiggy
Three years and I've said nothing funny!?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and by the end of my life I'm probably going to say it at least 4-5 more times. I am only one person. If you want one of your funny quotes up there, PM me, or post it here.
Yeah, but what's the fun in that?

  • 07.31.2009 2:48 AM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

I'll throw a penny into the pit.

Consider frogthetoad1's reply in this thread. I hope it's not already in there.

  • 07.31.2009 3:57 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

i c wat u did thar door

  • 07.31.2009 4:18 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: Gobo Gobo
Despicable cats run amok at blue sunrise and sleep only to the tune of death.

  • 07.31.2009 4:34 AM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

Posted by: xSkullcrusher1
Posted by: Gobo Gobo
Despicable cats run amok at blue sunrise and sleep only to the tune of death.
He's just trolling.

  • 07.31.2009 4:35 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: xSkullcrusher1
Posted by: Gobo Gobo
I LIKE B00BZ. BIG B00BZ.
He's just trolling.

THAT would be trolling.

Well, even worse trolling, that is.

  • 07.31.2009 4:37 AM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

Posted by: Yobo Yobo
Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: xSkullcrusher1
Posted by: Gobo Gobo
I LIKE B00BZ. BIG B00BZ.
He's just trolling.

THAT would be trolling.

Well, even worse trolling, that is.
He was posting completely nonsensical sentences in multiple threads. He didn't include secks jokes, but I still list that as trolling.

  • 07.31.2009 4:39 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: Yobo Yobo
Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: xSkullcrusher1
Posted by: Gobo Gobo
I LIKE B00BZ. BIG B00BZ.
He's just trolling.

THAT would be trolling.

Well, even worse trolling, that is.
He was posting completely nonsensical sentences in multiple threads. He didn't include secks jokes, but I still list that as trolling.


Tender talk of the terrible only burns bread and butter.

  • 07.31.2009 4:42 AM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

Posted by: Gobo Gobo
Tender talk of the terrible only burns bread and butter.
c?

  • 07.31.2009 4:44 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: TheEndIsNear NL
Posted by: Gobo Gobo
Tender talk of the terrible only burns bread and butter.
c?

Then give him a doggy treat and he'll stop whimpering.

  • 07.31.2009 4:50 AM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nothing suits me like a suit.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou
lolwut?

Learn Englihs retard.
Oh Munter...

  • 08.02.2009 11:51 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Can you believe it?

Posted by: TheKilla88
Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou
lolwut?

Learn Englihs retard.
Oh Munter...

Thread saved. Is that where the whole "Learn Englihs retard" thing started?

  • 08.03.2009 4:21 PM PDT

I am now announcing that the quote guide has been filled on page 21, and is now to continue on 22.

  • 08.03.2009 10:05 PM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nothing suits me like a suit.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Posted by: Blade967
Posted by: TheKilla88
Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou
lolwut?

Learn Englihs retard.
Oh Munter...

Thread saved. Is that where the whole "Learn Englihs retard" thing started?
I hadn't seen it before there and the day after that thread I saw it in a couple places. So for now I'll go with plausible.

  • 08.03.2009 10:21 PM PDT

Posted by: TheKilla88
Posted by: Blade967
Posted by: TheKilla88
Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou
lolwut?

Learn Englihs retard.
Oh Munter...

Thread saved. Is that where the whole "Learn Englihs retard" thing started?
I hadn't seen it before there and the day after that thread I saw it in a couple places. So for now I'll go with plausible.

lol, I wonder if it is. If it isn't, then I want to know where it started.

And check page 22, Captain K Mart had a stroke of hilarity.

  • 08.03.2009 10:41 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Threads broken!
im not in it :[

  • 08.04.2009 8:45 AM PDT

Posted by: ELA TONY
Threads broken!
im not in it :[

Excuse me, sir... Who are you?

And if you think you've said something funny, why not quote yourself and post it here, or PM me it?

  • 08.04.2009 10:23 AM PDT

Posted by: The Fizz Ninja
I enjoyed the post about the lightbulb...

Or is it "light bulb"?

no trust me im in the lightbulb industry its lightbulb

  • 08.04.2009 1:15 PM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
And if you think you've said something funny, why not quote yourself and post it here, or PM me it?


Think of it like this: It'd be much more flattering to have a record company come to you & want to sign your band, then to submit your band to be evaluated (if that's possible).

  • 08.04.2009 1:20 PM PDT

Tone Matrix
My Best: 8482, 4224, 59392, 110626, 58496, 4096, 59432, 110728, 57864, 4128, 116872, 102400, 50216, 4176, 2208, 4096
Mario Theme: 82052, 82052, 0, 82052, 0, 82448, 82052, 0, 81986, 0, 0, 0, 84032, 0, 0, 0
My First: 256, 86016, 64, 10834, 0, 86080, 16, 43088, 0, 86274, 66, 21826, 0, 87040, 256, 43330
Star Wars Theme: 8448, 8448, 8448, 2112, 0, 0, 264, 0, 0, 528, 1056, 2112, 0, 66, 0, 0

Thanks to page 21, my total quotes on this thread has been raised to 10!

  • 08.05.2009 11:12 AM PDT

Posted by: Godavari
Thanks to page 21, my total quotes on this thread has been raised to 10!

More thanks to you. You are the one that sent me the quotes. Let this be a lesson to all of you. I am one person. Send me a quote if you think it is funny enough, from you, or from a fellow floodian.

  • 08.05.2009 11:13 AM PDT