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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Posted by: ITUNDRABOYI
also watter is spelled with two Ts my spelling is correct.


LOL

  • 08.07.2009 4:43 AM PDT

Posted by: ironmonger919
Posted by: The Fizz Ninja
I enjoyed the post about the lightbulb...

Or is it "light bulb"?

no trust me im in the lightbulb industry its lightbulb


The top results on all searches for "lightbulb", "lightbulb industry", and "lightbulb" all come out with the term "light bulb."

I hope you were fired a long time ago.

  • 08.07.2009 4:51 AM PDT

(\_/) This is Mr. Bunny
(o.o) Copy him into ur signature
(> <) To help him on his way to world domination

Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?

  • 08.07.2009 9:27 AM PDT

Posted by: Zipp117
Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?

Dumb Doors have nothing else to do, that, and be opened and closed by people.
How would you feel if you were a door, a dumb one at that, and you had a person turn your knob, and that person that just turned your knob just got done fapping?
Once you've gone through that, then you can question the workings of a dumb door.

  • 08.07.2009 11:39 AM PDT

Never curse a failure. Learn from your mistakes so that if you are lucky enough to get a second chance, you can avoid repeating the same mistakes. And have a greater outcome.

I hear this one alot.

  • 08.07.2009 11:43 AM PDT

Posted by: Zipp117
Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?

About a year, then, I started a .txt document full of them, collecting quotes as I saw them.

  • 08.07.2009 4:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Truth of TX
Posted by: Zipp117
Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?

Dumb Doors have nothing else to do, that, and be opened and closed by people.
How would you feel if you were a door, a dumb one at that, and you had a person turn your knob, and that person that just turned your knob just got done fapping?
Once you've gone through that, then you can question the workings of a dumb door.


LOOAWLOLOL THIS SHOULD BE IN HERE.

You're an idiot.

  • 08.07.2009 9:06 PM PDT
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"Love is only as eternal as your wallet."

Last.fm
Youtube

Go to the Metal Archives if you want to find good metal.

Here's another one you can add:

"I was minding my own business at school the other day when all of a sudden I was surrounded by screaming feminists. They had gnarled claws, horns, goat hoofs and made an unearthly hissing noise. They came out of a hole in the ground that led straight into hell where I could see Satan (Jenny Jones) directing her army. I thought I was done for when suddenly I remembered that I had a shotgun on me (with rounds of common sense).

The feminists started to advance towards me, in all their unshaved armpit infamy, preaching anti-male rhetoric and singing "I am woman hear me roar." One of them jumped at me with a two edged blade of double standards, but I counterattacked with a pile of "Get a job." This kept her occupied, but there were more. I took out my shotgun and blasted 10 or 20 of them, but they kept respawning faster than I could finish them off. It was almost as if they had a hidden energy source. Suddenly I noticed the source of all my problems: music coming out from the pit of hell! It sounded like a mixture of Jewel, Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette and Loreena McKennitt all packed together for a mega dose of super suck.

I had to act quick before the effects of the -blam!- music would turn me into a permanent dumbass. So I grabbed my shotgun and jumped into the pit. I fell through all the levels of hell, each level conveniently marked with signs saying "Level 1: Expensive Trendy Clothing, Level 2: Dance Clubs For Sluts and -blam!-s.." etc. until finally I reached the last level where Jenny Jones herself resides. She immediately tried to give me a makeover, but I busted out a can of woop ass wrapped in a package of "Shut the hell up," which seemed to wound her ego. She tried and tried, but couldn't get me to conform. Finally she blew up like a zit, and that's the end of my feminist story."


[Edited on 08.07.2009 9:15 PM PDT]

  • 08.07.2009 9:14 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: Truth of TX
Posted by: Zipp117
Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?

Dumb Doors have nothing else to do, that, and be opened and closed by people.
How would you feel if you were a door, a dumb one at that, and you had a person turn your knob, and that person that just turned your knob just got done fapping?
Once you've gone through that, then you can question the workings of a dumb door.

Is this an attempt at humour? I'm confused :(

  • 08.08.2009 8:11 AM PDT
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I be trippin'.

I made it!

I feel that I now have a purpose in life!

  • 08.10.2009 7:00 PM PDT
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Do not be fooled by my account registration date...

A MINI, MALL!

  • 08.11.2009 2:14 AM PDT
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Finally brought myself to read this thread. I've appeared quite a few times, I guess that's the luxury that comes with being an active user of V2. Nice job, Door.

  • 08.11.2009 2:26 AM PDT
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do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi

  • 08.11.2009 12:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Gnademassica117
do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi


Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.

  • 08.11.2009 12:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Gnademassica117
do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi


Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.


'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be active enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!'
Closest translation you'll get.

  • 08.11.2009 12:37 PM PDT

Wow. Translation fail on Gnades part.

  • 08.11.2009 12:40 PM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
Black Tower

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

We like 4chan now?
Or just the occasional thing that slips out of there, then when it has turned old, stale, and crusty, the flood finds it, washes it off, and loves it?

  • 08.11.2009 12:51 PM PDT

Posted by: spartan11bungie
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

We like 4chan now?
Or just the occasional thing that slips out of there, then when it has turned old, stale, and crusty, the flood finds it, washes it off, and loves it?

Mostly just the second option.

Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: NotGOWSam
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Gnademassica117
do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi


Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.


'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be acting thick enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!'
Closest translation you'll get.


Fix'd.

Made me lol, I'm adding it now.

  • 08.11.2009 11:11 PM PDT

*Tries for top of page*

  • 08.11.2009 11:13 PM PDT

*Tries for top of page again, hopefully successfully*

  • 08.11.2009 11:13 PM PDT

DARNIT!

Moderators, please excuse my dust, I'm trying for the top of the next page...

  • 08.11.2009 11:14 PM PDT

*PLEASE! GIVE ME TOP OF NEXT PAGE!*

  • 08.11.2009 11:15 PM PDT