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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

*Tries for top of next page for the last time...*

  • 08.11.2009 11:15 PM PDT

Now that I have top of page, I will try once more to get another post... Please excuse this mess, moderators... I don't want to push the boundaries...

  • 08.11.2009 11:16 PM PDT

You really suck at getting those top spots.

  • 08.11.2009 11:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
You really suck at getting those top spots.

lol yeah, I know... But hey, at least I got them in the end.

  • 08.11.2009 11:37 PM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
You really suck at getting those top spots.

lol yeah, I know... But hey, at least I got them in the end.


But at what cost... O.o

  • 08.11.2009 11:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
You really suck at getting those top spots.

lol yeah, I know... But hey, at least I got them in the end.

But at what cost... O.o

I can only hope that the moderators let it slide...

  • 08.11.2009 11:39 PM PDT

These were good:
wow thats alot of fail... ill name it failamanjaro


Maybe the people who made the iPhone should make a console..Oh, I know what it would be called:
iBlow, and the handheld version would be iSuck.


I was wondering is the halo series fiction or non fiction? did it really happen?


..you don't want M$ to have your credit info, yet you created another one, only to give your credit info to purchase it...
Utterly brilliant.


i am a very articulate person. in engrish.


I question your rediculously loose grasp on the english language, and therefore you lose.
GOOD DAY SIR!


well i want to clear halo of retards
Best. Idea. Ever. You've got MY vote!


Knives are sharp
No, just the sharp ones.


I'm just naturally dumd.
priceless


lolwut?
Learn Englihs retard.


FAILER, I feel sorry for you.

do u mean "Failiure"?
if so than u fail at spelling fail


Some sort of substance, that when applied, allows two surfaces to stick to each other.

Yes, that's an excellent idea!
it shall be colored Green and Blue....
we shall call it.......Glue!


Sure I'll buy a rank that I don't deserve, that will make me feel good about myself


Viva Pinata had some intense firefights.


im going to beat you to death with a wet noodle. and then im going to make your mom eat said noodle.


And my favorite:
This list will continue to grow as everyone replies, depending on what people do concerning lightbulbs or something of the sort.
Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A)
1 to change the lightbulb and post about it
14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently.
1 to move it to the lighting forum
2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum
7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post
5 to flame the spell-checkers
6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts
9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp"
15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term
19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum
14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum
36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion
5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously
4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b"
28 to flame the flamers
9 to post poems about lightbulbs
12 to flame the poets
7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs
4 to report the links are broken
6 to fix the links
5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy
4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago"
13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs"
1 to post pr0n
12 to comment on the pr0n
1 to eat lightbulbs
2 to remain speechless

And finally...
1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again.
Too much scrolling though...

  • 08.11.2009 11:41 PM PDT

I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long.


On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.

  • 08.11.2009 11:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long.


On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.

Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.

  • 08.11.2009 11:45 PM PDT

i had a dream that i was a bug and i was flying around my empty room. wtf

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD

You're not funny. Please, just stop.


tell me about it....better yet, I can blend into the rest of the posts by saying....

lulz tell meh bout it! LMFAOGTFOBBQSAUCE

/thread

omg i hope my post makes it!

  • 08.11.2009 11:49 PM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long.


On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.

Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.


The truth hurts babycakes.

  • 08.11.2009 11:51 PM PDT

no. nonono

Hey Door, how long do you plan on keeping this up? (It's amazing BTW, I've had some great laughs)

  • 08.11.2009 11:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long.


On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.

Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.

The truth hurts babycakes.
lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...

  • 08.11.2009 11:53 PM PDT

Well that's an unexpected twist...

  • 08.12.2009 12:00 AM PDT

i had a dream that i was a bug and i was flying around my empty room. wtf

lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...

easy tiger

  • 08.12.2009 12:02 AM PDT

Posted by: droppedasababy
Hey Door, how long do you plan on keeping this up? (It's amazing BTW, I've had some great laughs)

I'm glad that you enjoyed it. And I don't have any specific time to stop. So just keep checking up on it.

  • 08.12.2009 12:02 AM PDT

Once I boil the vegetable, what do I do with the wheelchair?
Posted by: troll education
lol, I hated tomorrow. Wednesday too.

[url=http://www.google.com/]Use google.[/url]

I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing to be on the wall or funny quotes. Someone enlighten me.
BTW The cake is not a sponge cake.

  • 08.12.2009 12:31 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long.


On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.

Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.

The truth hurts babycakes.
lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...

Compared to the flood's current humor? Its very possible.

  • 08.12.2009 12:32 AM PDT
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RAEG

I'M A STING RAY

ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA

PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
*beepbeepbeepbeepbeep*
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED
WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA
You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.

  • 08.12.2009 3:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: xxOVERKILL78xxx
I'M A STING RAY

ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA

PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
*beepbeepbeepbeepbeep*
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED
WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA
You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.


Posted by: H0gbinlad3n

Compared to the flood's current humor? Its very possible.

You may have a point.

  • 08.12.2009 3:54 AM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

meeeh bump...

  • 08.12.2009 3:59 AM PDT

Posted by: xxOVERKILL78xxx
I'M A STING RAY

ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA

PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
*beepbeepbeepbeepbeep*
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED
WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA
You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.


No way! A nuclear launch? OH NOES! Were all gonna die!

That sucked. Get into your bunker and leave us alone.

  • 08.12.2009 7:52 AM PDT
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Most of these aren't funny. Can there please be some discretion when adding quotes.

  • 08.12.2009 8:32 AM PDT

Posted by: NAKED N00B 14
Most of these aren't funny. Can there please be some discretion when adding quotes.

Different people are pleased differently.

  • 08.12.2009 8:33 AM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: NAKED N00B 14
Most of these aren't funny. Can there please be some discretion when adding quotes.

Different people are pleased differently.


Amen to that

  • 08.12.2009 8:35 AM PDT