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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool.

  • 08.13.2009 10:02 AM PDT

^^^
Posted by: Magc Man 64001
Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool.

Oh flarg you... -_-

[Edited on 08.13.2009 10:11 AM PDT]

  • 08.13.2009 10:11 AM PDT
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don't go back to that place

Posted by: A Dumb Door
^^^
Posted by: Magc Man 64001
Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool.

Oh flarg you... -_-
OH. MY. GOD.
BEST. WORD. EVER.

  • 08.13.2009 10:13 AM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
^^^
Posted by: Magc Man 64001
Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool.

Oh flarg you... -_-

Oh I stole your spot, my bad.

  • 08.13.2009 10:15 AM PDT
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Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :(

  • 08.13.2009 7:05 PM PDT

Posted by: TheOriginaC0UG3R
Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :(


Sweet.

  • 08.13.2009 7:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: TheOriginaC0UG3R
Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :(


Sweet.

You being smart with me boy?

  • 08.13.2009 7:12 PM PDT

Posted by: TheOriginaC0UG3R
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: TheOriginaC0UG3R
Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :(


Sweet.

You being smart with me boy?


No, just making an offhand remark.

  • 08.13.2009 7:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: HALO12325
Posted by: surefire6
I heard that Canada does not have an army.


You good sir, are wrong. We have the best military in the world besides Ethiopia. How can you stop an army of mad lumberjacks on a bunch of moose? That's right. You CAN'T.

They all sucked.

Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.

  • 08.13.2009 7:45 PM PDT

If this is the state of my art, then I secede.

Posted by: FinaI Thought
They all sucked.

Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.
Oh, so we can all lose IQ?

  • 08.13.2009 8:15 PM PDT

Posted by: FinaI Thought
They all sucked.

Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.

*Ahem*

"Flood Funny Sayings"

I believe the title explains it all...

  • 08.13.2009 8:36 PM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: FinaI Thought
They all sucked.

Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.

*Ahem*

"Flood Funny Sayings"

I believe the title explains it all...


........

  • 08.13.2009 8:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Gaara444
Posted by: Captain K Mart
You know what? I look up sometimes, and I see squirrels in my back yard! So ha, I have you beat!

And then this one time, this guy was all "Let's pick teams!"

And this other was all "Squirrel!"

First guy: "Let's pick teams!"

Second guy "Squirrel!"

Then about 10 of us joined in with the squirrel chant as we walked down the field following our leader. Then we ran out of field.
............Im not gonna even bother.....

  • 08.13.2009 8:59 PM PDT

Posted by: Lambdadelta
Posted by: harlowOO197
*starts hacking with machete*

good luck hitting me im behind 7 proxies.


☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

Posted by: UnderTheKnif3
Posted by: FinaI Thought
They all sucked.

Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.
Oh, so we can all lose IQ?
/b/ is much wittier and more entertaining than the Flood. You're 12.

  • 08.14.2009 11:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Caragnafog dog
Posted by: UnderTheKnif3
Posted by: FinaI Thought
They all sucked.

Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.
Oh, so we can all lose IQ?
/b/ is much wittier and more entertaining than the Flood. You're 12.

Actually, I find the sense being balanced by the illogical mess to be quite humorous.

In The Flood, at least.

[Edited on 08.14.2009 11:45 AM PDT]

  • 08.14.2009 11:44 AM PDT

Oh my god, we just passed 666 posts. Whoever posted above me, you're in trouble. ;)

  • 08.14.2009 11:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: The_Starasp
Posted by: Pokezilla Linked
Posted by: The_Starasp
Add Longcat and Tacgnol in there also.


Who and what?


The great forces behind Catnarok.

There will be omens and memes
There will be omens and memes

Catnarok is the long-awaited epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol, or Tacgnol dna Longcat. This cosmic battle has been foretold since the beginning of time.

Ceiling cat will warn Anonymous that Catnarok is nigh. It will be the meow of doom. The Internet Hate Machine will begin to operate at maximum force. Limecat will not be amused. Happy Snake will be happy. The pool will be closed. Raptor Jesus will go extinct. All iPods will be stolen. Curtains will be drawn. LOL will be corrupted. No dogs will be left to buy. Lazers will be charged to previously unknown levels.

It will be the Day of Reckoning.

Longcat and Tacgnol will meet at the chosen ground on Caturday and begin their long, sacred battle. This battle between light and darkness will endure for a thousand æons, but the passage of time will seem like just a few seconds.

After Catnarok, Longcat and Tacgnol will rest as one. The world will be fresh and unspoiled and full of joy. Everyone will eat delicious caek. All flavors of cat food will be on sale. Time will begin again, the two halves of the great feline will split and Catnarok will once again be foretold, the signs and memes will be made manifest and the ancient cycle of Catnarok will continue endlessly.


Sounds like /b/. In other words: lame.

  • 08.14.2009 8:22 PM PDT

Hat jemand wirklich weit sogar beschlossen, auch gehen wollen, eher wie?

  • 08.15.2009 4:28 PM PDT

Posted by: MuffinMan249
Hat jemand wirklich weit sogar beschlossen, auch gehen wollen, eher wie?


"Did anyone really even decided to even want to go, rather like?"

Haha I think it was meant to be a German translation of the (in)famous, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Haha interwebz translation fail!

[Edited on 08.15.2009 4:33 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2009 4:32 PM PDT

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Taht iz y tirpmins r ovrpwerd an tey shold ned mayb 8 trpmins 2 kill sum1 and 9 1/2 2 kill mongooz.

alzo mongooz is gud but thy shuld maek it betr by addin a terret liek in teh WORTHAWG1!!1!1
Alzo it shud go teh saem sped az teh werthoog adn hav 3 seets.


edeited fur gramer
Someone just made a thread how Tripmines are owerpowered, actually made me rofl

[Edited on 08.15.2009 5:47 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2009 5:46 PM PDT

"Run coward, I am Sinistar. I hunger coward!"

-Sinistar

Having ADD is lik- OH! Look at that!

  • 08.15.2009 9:43 PM PDT
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Hi there.

  • 08.16.2009 11:06 AM PDT