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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Posted by: DREADHEAD613
Posted by: J1285
put a new dog on his porch
a new dog on his porch
dog on his porch
his porch
porch


Posted by: DorkLord54
Posted by: Egerspurge
Itbecomes addictive once you discover how useful magic is.

I just use regenerative magic. I'm more of a "knight in shining armor" than Gandalf.


Posted by: DAREK25
I'll be online in the next decade
*turns off xbox*
*Watches new years eve bash*
*turns on xbox*
K i'm back


Posted by: MitchelHenderson
Something along the lines of, "You stupid cat, the fireworks aren't out to get you."


Posted by: Arbiduck
I still have 45 minutes.

Last year, I said "Damn, 2009 smells ways worse than 2008!"


Posted by: Skinny Genes
"-blam!- -blam!-"
I hit my hand on my bike while working on it.


Posted by: CorvetteHalo3
"Who the hell spilled the champaign on my pants?"


Posted by: Simon1
*Facelaptop* No, so that there would be none that knew he started the war to gain fame, etc., as the general that beat the russians.


Posted by: DEFJAMTHEO
No, he did it to put *Spoiler* in the thread title.


Posted by: KenshinPalisade
i'm reporting your topic for assaulting my eyes with a wall of text

(calls 9-1-1)


Posted by: monvolian
Story, cool Bro.


Posted by: MitchelHenderson
China called, they said,"Koowl stowy, bwo!"


Posted by: RoninX136
Being honest got me a divorce, so what does that tell you?


Posted by: ChrisN1357
a guy hit me in the balls because he said I stole his keys even when I picked them up and said, "Sir, you dropped these."


Posted by: IcyColdStare
Well, one time my class had an exam. The teacher saw we were all doing bad so he gets up and says we can cheat. So, all around me, kids are taking out textbooks and stuff like that and cheating, and well, I couldn't bring myself do it. Next thing I know, the principal walks in with, and sees kids cheating all over the class. He looks at the teacher who had a sheepish look on his face, and asked the class (who's sitting there in horror, lol) whether anyone WASN'T cheating. I raised my hand, then he looked at the teacher and asked whether that was true. He said yes, and the principal gave me an A+ on the exam and flunked the other kids.:D


Posted by: Halo Fan 569
Posted by: baklash 1337
This is gonna be like the "Somebody Stole My Flatscreen" Phenomenon back in the fall... And everyone will get banned (like I did)


Oh ****! Please tell me this is a joke thread and NOT a spam thread!


Posted by: HALO12325
Posted by: LegitSquared
Link is safe, but you're most likely going to be banned for making a parody/duplicate thread that has a virus link.

Just say'n.

That isn't a rule :P


Posted by: AmazingMilto
He could always get a Dog?


Wait, Lonely Guy and a Dog, alone...together...


OH GOD LEAVE THE POOR ANIMAL ALONE!


Dotes (Door notes): This quote was taken on January 1st, 2010.
Posted by: forandir
This was by far, the best decade of the 21st century


Posted by: Primordial Soup
Posted by: starwarsdude8
Posted by: Primordial Soup
It's the only one.

..... And that's the joke?

Ohhhh... I just got it. Go ahead and shoot me now.


Posted by: JETST0RM
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Game Stop, on the other hand, is like a box of -blam!-. You never know what you're gonna get, but you know it's not gonna be good.


Posted by: LegitSquared
I actually have a video of me getting my first console.


Posted by: XxEmilyKillzXx
I'm a -blam!-.


Posted by: IcyColdStare
between Gamespot and Gamestop sometimes, lol. Does anyone else??

EDIT: SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!?!?!


Posted by: Glenn Beck
Confused enough to accidently type "Gamespot" twice?


Posted by: Tibetz
Posted by: IcyColdStare

Interestingly appropriate name, because my eyes basically glazed over as I tried to make sense of that sentence.


Posted by: Floodsmell
Posted by: X I Eat Rocks X
Posted by: ninja panda
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY

RIP Billeh.

Epic

I concur


Recreation of thread: I'm sorry Flood I have failed you

OP:
Posted by: Music Meister
I'm....not....dead...yet.....his...name...is.....Faceb-*g un shot*.......


Posted by: goatman327
DAMN U FAC-!!!!


Posted by: CptMippleFinger
I shall find this Fac- and enslave him to do my bidding.


Posted by: Blast Dragon84
We must destroy this Facebook and all his friends!

... Twitter first.


Posted by: V3rin
Posted by: Blast Dragon84
We must destroy this Facebook and all its inhabitants!

... Twitter first.


Facebook didn't do anything. It was that damn Faceb- shizno!


Posted by: I 5ee You
Faceb-*gun shot*?

The monster!


Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
You know what's incredibly stupid? Fac-


Posted by: Gzalzi
Isn't this meme supposed to be candleja-


Posted by: Rosenkreuz
Posted by: cagman40
I'm too young to drink. :)

Isn't 98% of the Flood?


Posted by: MadMax888
Posted by: DiabolicSpartan
Posted by: Valadar917
Posted by: cagman40
I'm too young to drink. :)

Come on. I'm underage and I drink once in a while.
Idiot. Your killing brain cells.


Next time you call someone an idiot, use the correct "you're".

Idiot.


Posted by: SEAN101
Posted by: Kaltyr
Posted by: Deleted
Posted by: The Police
Posted by: Kaltyr
"Humanity is ignorant, yet we choose to ignore it."

-me
Nice
That was super lame.

Explain.

Because you posted it in the flood, simple as that :)


Posted by: FunnyWhytBoi
Nah. Ignorance is nothing to be proud of.

Unless you're ignorant to ignorance.


[Dotes (Door Notes): Original post of thread "*facepalm*"]:
Posted by: BrokenTrucker
post you best facepalms here
im sure many will be worth a few lolz
inb4thisthread


Recreation of thread "Yu-Gi-Oh!":

OP:
Posted by: GiggityGuy7
So, who thinks that the office is a pretty cool show?


Posted by: Telec
Posted by: RILEY1997
are you 5? yu-gi-oh sucks
lrn 2 read the post before you reply...


Recreation of thread: "Is it possible to throw pineapples back in time?"

OP:
Posted by: The OP
*throws pineapple into 2009*


Posted by: LegitSquared
*turns back into pineapple plant*


Posted by: GnadeMasta
No. It explodes on contact.


Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
If so, I'd expect future whippersnappers woulda bombarded us with endless hordes of fruit already. But they could just be waiting till tomorrow.


Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
Posted by: Personsen
I would find some other way to kill myself.

your not allowed to think outside the box. :)


OP:Posted by: sl33p0r
All of my Koi fish just died. T_T


Posted by: Dr PhiI
Anyone up for some Sushi?


Posted by: Heil Wehrmacht
Posted by: Eijsvogel2
Posted by: Heil Wehrmacht
The crust falls on the inside of tebh pisa nt i the inssie of teh pizza. I lik my serial heavy. Bicycle shoe actualize radishes greenly!!?!

Itz cuz its a conpiracy of teh pissa mkaers for m0ar shinies. Heavy serial contains dangerous amounts of iron. green raditaon are bad, blue are gud!

The dogz uf teh mine bar of the mun in mny city litr


Posted by: Heil Wehrmacht
Posted by: Khodan
DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!!!
REPORT AND MOVE ON!

Listen budy im trying to have a conversation with this fine gentleman in special people speak im not a troll...just speaking in another language that most people cannot understand.


Posted by: Wyatt I AM
None at different times.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:28 PM PDT]

  • 11.18.2009 9:51 PM PDT

Recreation of thread: "What happens to my post?":

OP:
Posted by: IamWyatt
Hello everyone, I have a script that puts extra posting tools onto bungie for me, as you can see here, But it takes a couple of seconds to load, by which time I have already started typing, when it does load, whatever I had alread typed disappears. I wanted to know what happens to it?


Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Its taken out back and shot.


Posted by: Darcsyde
It's whisked away into a different dimension, where everyone wears party hats and tea time is all the time.


Posted by: OriginalDskull
The dog ate your post.


Posted by: RestlessTomcatX
this won't be a problem, unless if you're tourettes guy.


Posted by: fo shiz 64
It died of loneliness.


Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
It probably was taken hostage by Tucker.


Dotes: In response to a thread about Mercenaries 2
Posted by: TcreavisAwesome
Quick fix:
1.Throw out the game
2.Punch yourself a few times
3.Get a decent Valve FPS, or at least MW2


Posted by: IHaveTURRETS JR
Brush your teeth after every meal son!


Posted by: Robo Possum Jr
omg man on my sired=n i was like beeem boom bamm pew pw pew boom aghhh


Posted by: squirrel dude
And at one point on these forums, I was killed in a car accident only to return from the dead.


Posted by: J0SH1219
a snipe is a bird

the people that killed the birds with a gun as a sport is known as a sniper


Posted by: J0SH1219
Posted by: splatter ghost
Posted by: J0SH1219
Both were hot

Umm isn't one a guy?
i like werewolves and sharks


Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
The exact 21st century arrived several years ago...

Douche canoe.


Dotes: Post 1000 of this thread
Posted by: Adro
*Does not get 1000th*


Posted by: X13
Posted by: KenshinPalisade
throw holy water on it

This isn't castlevainia 2


Posted by: Charl3s Trippy
inb4somebodytellstheOPwhatinb4means


Posted by: Ghost 45
Don't feel special; I've gotten a message nearly exactly like that. Holy spam bot, Batman.


Posted by: Skibur
Posted by: AmpIify
If this comment is too religious, I'll edit it, Skibur.
I'd ask you to edit it due to nonsense, but we don't have that rule, yet.


Posted by: GezaB
Posted by: Meowth
back flip hatchet attack!!!FOR THE MOTHERLAND

When the only way of killing a terrorist is jumping through 3 rings of fire


Dotes: This is the blatantly hypocritical OP of the thread "I hate spam"
Posted by: seamsy
I hate spam and useless posting


Posted by: A51Vampir1
Posted by: Sgt Cookies
inb4MW2

mw2


Posted by: PQ9
You know your from the USA if your first priority in a terrorist attack is to defend Burger Town


Posted by: TES Christian
Posted by: Darcsyde
Sammich Maker 3000.

You still use that piece of junk Darcsyde! I am dissapoint! You need to switch to the newer model! Sammich Maker 7000 comes with the ability to deactivate the voice box!


Dotes: In response to a topic asking how to stop people from camping in Modern Warfare 2Posted by: RKOSNAKE
Posted by: ninja panda
I hear bears and wildfires scare campers.

Don't forget about Big Foot and Serial Killers


Posted by: Sonic343
Video games.

* thoroughly rereads response, followed by an unhappy sigh*


Posted by: Sonic343
Posted by: Geegs30
Posted by: Sonic343
English this time?

He says he hasn't seen a bare chest and he's 15, which according to Mens Health Magazine is the average age a boy sees a pair.

Oh.

This is the stupidest topic I have ever seen in my entire life.


Posted by: Zekkalkan
There are many fish in the sea, but we meet girls on dry land/boat.


Posted by: kiki kachee 303
No. BUT! I like your avatar.


Posted by: PwnaFide
If they did it'd mean I'd see more people typing "SOAD" which was funny because it looked like "SOAP" to me. That's exactly how much I care about that band.


Posted by: Firefrenzy17
Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Posted by: Firefrenzy17
Posted by: deadbobby2
Posted by: Firefrenzy17
Its true or is it

Well thats rather unhelpful

It is true but disney might -blam!- it up

Disney isn't gonna have any part in it. They just happen to own Marvel Studios.
They'll be atonomous.
If I see "spider mickey",donald duck as wolverine or worse goofy as Iron man or deadpool I am going to shoot myself


Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Posted by: deadbobby2
Posted by: Firefrenzy17
Its true or is it

Well thats rather unhelpful

True.
Well, that's the story on the street anyway!


Posted by: DarkGunner93
I'm deeply moved by this story, so emotional.

Posted by: Stoneenergy
I didn't like it.


BLASPHEMY!


Posted by: Recon Number 54
A woman who prefers her snugglebunnies solo.


Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
Step 1: Acknowledge she is in fact a member of the opposite gender

Step 2: Stalk


Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
Fizz is a trol.


Posted by: Adro
Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
Fizz is a slut.
Fix'd


Posted by: spirit of sand
Posted by: Adro
Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
Fizz is hawt.
Fix'd
Double fix'd


Posted by: Th3OneG
Posted by: spirit of sand
Posted by: Adro
Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
Combo breaker.
Fix'd
Double fix'd
Had to.


Posted by: ninja panda
I would give you my gun, but then again you might shoot me with it.


Posted by: Out 4 v3ng3nc32
most epic thing ive done in real life....
that'd be.......make an xbox live account, of course!


Posted by: Adro99
Posted by: defenderofgo
That idea is just crazy enough... to get us all killed!!
This is exactly why 40 people have died but we moved it 1/10000 of an inch!


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: LoneDracoWolf
Bungie likely wishes not for the forums to be filled entirely with erotic flame wars of two or more different parties endlessly arguing with eachother about whoever is right or not.

Wait, what kind of flame wars?


Posted by: Primordial Soup
Posted by: du hast crysis
Posted by: Primordial Soup
Posted by: du hast crysis
to make it simpilar my mum dosent want me to talk to my gf anymore what do i do


I repeat:

A barrel roll?

Or first grade?

whats a barrle roll?


Okay. I emphasize the second one more.


Posted by: count peter
Posted by: Jimmy Fallon
Posted by: count peter
I dont get bored.
omg its count peter
...Yes?


Posted by: Borderline5440
Posted by: An Elite Decoy
cookies...NAO!
That actually made me laugh really hard, so here you go.


Posted by: An Elite Decoy
Posted by: F0rWhatItsWorth
Lady gaga has something she shouldn't.
music career?


Posted by: Obelisk 918198
Posted by: Decoy Elite
What are you going to board up you house with?
bananas.


Posted by: DarkGunner93
Posted by: K Funk
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: MarshaII Mathers
Posted by: EgO Slayer
Who?
The Who.

Yes.

The Band?

The doctor?


Recon Number 54
Posted by: Pezz
No. This is being locked for being a repeat thread and because it has no chance of going through. This place is a dictatorship, don't forget.

Meanie.

PS: call me?


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:29 PM PDT]

  • 11.18.2009 9:51 PM PDT

Posted by: An Elite Decoy
Posted by: TurtIe
Posted by: An Elite Decoy
Posted by: Jayd Sky
Posted by: ApolloCree
Senior Girl+7th Grade Boy=Heroic
Senior Boy+7th Grade Girl=Pedo

It no add up.
carry the 1 damnit! the 1!!


Just, carry the one, square its root, multiply by 0, then divide by 0.
nooooooo!!!

*division by zero happens*

*world asplodes*


Posted by: banshee188
The Mayans were trolls.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: PQ9
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Yeah dude I love to wank.

reminds me of another thread....

There were like 4 of those.


Posted by: gamer3550
Posted by: SEM484X
I had a dream about 10 years ago that I was being chased down the street by a gigantic bag of Lays Potato chips.

We're they salt and vinegar?


Posted by: Chalupa King117
Waldo did it!

*points at Waldo*

.............

Omigawd, my finger found Waldo!


Posted by: MarshaII Mathers
Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
No, you do not have your intwerwebs.

I am host boosting your interwebs also.
We will reach lvl 70 in no time.


Posted by: droppedasababy
Posted by: Lekesa
I moved

Oh thank god!
For a moment there I thought you were a tree!


Posted by: hxc kamaitachi
Posted by: Ezra Zaire1
Fail at driving the Blackhawk.


your first mistake would be trying to drive it...


Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
ITT: Face meets palm.


Posted by: Primordial Soup
*Facecompoundmitersaw*


Posted by: SuperGodlyRAH
//"wut" 56% loaded//
//"wut" commencing//

wut.


Posted by: Yama Raion
Posted by: DEATHD0DGER
Posted by: mahyari13
-I think of .... -blam!- things to help me go to sleep

What is the blammed word?

-blam!- obviously


Posted by: edableshoe
FO.

First name is GT.


Posted by: EggSaladSammich
Posted by: EggSaladSammich
Posted by: xIguana117x
Posted by: GladBurrito
China called, they want their wall back.

Originality called, he died.
Barney called, WTF Boooooo00000000m


Posted by: Leeward v2
attracked? Is that some combination of attack and tracked?


Posted by: coolmike699
Posted by: Alvah Alef
"It was on Fox news."


"Do Democrats cause -blam!- cancer? Find out, after the weather.


Posted by: DorkLord54
Posted by: Porch
Posted by: DorkLord54
Oh, American education system you!

I am not an education system.

0_0

*Face-tactical-nuke*


Posted by: tMLeaf_v2
Posted by: NgorsoTheMighty
punch yourself in the throat repeatedly whilst yelling "derp derp derp"

I did that but my voice doesn't sound raspy.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Addison Stone
That's hella stupid.

It's hella awesome and you know it.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: tMLeaf_v2
Posted by: Captain K Mart
I think if you swallow poison ivy it'll make your throat raspy so you should absolutely try that out.

Won't that hurt though? I'm doing cigs cause they don't taste bad.

Just gargle with mayonnaise beforehand and you'll be fine.


Posted by: Mr Fiendley
Posted by: Qwerty Pops 117
Dec. 31st 1002. And for those who failed Maths, I'm 17. :)


Actually that would make you 1007 years old, but I failed math, so what would I know :)


Posted by: Bapabooiee
Wonderful; consult your friendly neighborhood Blog.


Posted by: doogoon
Posted by: A Hot SceneChick <---------


My dick and nuts. <-----------



whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????


Posted by: Viva Hyperion
Huh... when I saw the title I thought this was going to be about something completely different.

Why would you watch a house? Its not like its going anywhere.


Posted by: L337P1MP
ah yes, "gravity". invented in the late 1900's by the white man to prevent slaves from flying away from their plantations through the power of soul. we have dismissed that claim.

Posted by: BoyceKRP
Posted by: Cairnes
Posted by: Minerva
Reality.

It sucks.
I'm a beast at that game. I haven't died yet, and it's been 15 years!!


The cops got me a while back..Still stacking up guns for my next stand off, though.


Posted by: Shadowman235
Posted by: Doctor Worm
Posted by: Blaze5444
A doctor.

You rang?

not a real doctor

SPAH


Posted by: Covy Killer
Weak attempt to get an easy hot topic and fake popularity. Troll, you have been found out.


Posted by: CoffeeBIackMetal
Posted by: Jak O Bladez
The death of rockbands reputation has begun.


Much like your grasp on grammar.


Posted by: Reith
Posted by: Fridgum
Posted by: Reith
Playboy mansion. I ditched after I dinged a chick with my dong.
Ok, that belongs in the flood funny sayings.
Kudos, reith.

<3


Posted by: Outsidespace
Posted by: Monkeylizard
ts all aobut regulations dawg, but we're too conservative a country to implement them.

[edit]

only americans have internets anyway i dont really need to specify


I'm Dutch.

...

:/


Posted by: bigman1991
Gone phishing, be back at 5.


Posted by: a possum hodown
Posted by: TheQ5
Posted by: a possum hodown
Posted by: TheQ5
Posted by: a possum hodown
geez everyone knows 2010 is gunna happen you stupid -blam!- piece of -blam!- -blam!-!!!!

You mean 2012?
damnit.

You mean dammit?
stop mocking me!!!


Dotes: In response to topic, "The worst person to be married to"
[b]Posted by:
scott1093
Posted by: FAVRE14FAN
A dinasour(Imagine what sex would be like)

It would be like parking a motorbike in a aeroplane hanger

Posted by: Ultima roko
Posted by: Thane Krios
Posted by: Ultima roko
I am Shephard, welcome to my ship.

Let's kill some reapers!

You're not Shepard!

EDI! We have an impostor!

I'm tired of your snide insinuations.


Posted by: Prudis
Posted by: mityman50
Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
If you repeat a thread that has been done OVER 9000 times.

Funny thing is, it probably has been done over 9000 times.
come on lets not exaggerate its only been done like 8793 times


Posted by: LiquidNazgul42
French is my native tongue, and I'm fluent in English, Spanish, and German. I'm also learning to be fluent in Gangsta, Ghetto (a off-shoot descendant of Gangsta) and 4Chan (which is an off-shoot of Retard).

Anyone else fluent in more than one language, fictional or otherwise?


Posted by: Agusta1
I re-enacted that episode once. And alot of other people did too without knowing. Because when you're constipated you can re-enact any episode from Dragon Ball.

No offense Duardo.

"This Poo is over 9000! What?!?!? Over 9000?!?!?!?"


Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
I hate Legend of Zelda.

Hippocrite.

Did you just call me fat?

No, I called you one of the hypocrates out there.

So now I'm made of marble and look like Father Time?


Posted by: Lone Wolf l15
Posted by: Henry540
Posted by: coolDaveThrash
Posted by: Henry540
Posted by: WyIdfyre
No. I sold MW2 last week.
Troll is obvious troll is obvious...


You're doin it wrong...
No xbox.com says it like that...
somebody let A Dumb Door know about this.


[u]Dotes: In response to a thread asking what someone should drink for their first alcoholic beverage
Posted by: All of humanity
Be a real man and drink goat urine.


Posted by: Butane123
Posted by: Demache
Posted by: Butane123
Posted by: Fish_Slapped
I am not clicking any links that appear on this thread.

xkcd is a webcomic. The link is fine.
Don't listen to this guy. He's trying to give your computer diabetes.

Only Wilford Brimley can save your computer now!


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:29 PM PDT]

  • 11.18.2009 9:52 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

no. nonono

Imma telling Bungie =) jk, doing great, I wish I were in this.

  • 11.18.2009 10:11 PM PDT
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Some great quotes here.

And I'm most likely the 5000th person to say that.

  • 11.18.2009 10:13 PM PDT

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Posted by: tacomaster13
-Thanks to Rocket Turtle for pointing out my typing follies.

My best during my brief time with the flood:
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: Maybe You Wont

so u want them to be pussc n not go to the army to stand for nobility ok white kid time to lay off dem video gamez n read a damn book

...
This book might be of particular interest to you
Seriously, use it.



Posted by: HeartyBungie
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: HeartyBungie
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: HeartyBungie
Ahh in no way did he do the same. Stfu and GTFO

Why was only one of your acronyms in CAPS?


If I answer would you GTFO?

No, I'll just keep attacking the people who flame the OP's post. Unless you want me to get out of my room--I guess I could move up to the living room :/


As long as you move somewhere.

ME: Okay, I've moved but I must warn you; I can go no further, I'm in bat country now.
(i wish i could put 6 quote tags in :()
Not great in comparison with some of these submissions ;(

  • 11.23.2009 12:34 AM PDT

Well I guess I better put some pants on.

I feel like I'm gonna break this thing!

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Doodlebox
Posted by: Wyatt
Orcastrate not or castrate.
You mean 'orchestrate?'

No, orcastrate.

What happens when a boy killer whale likes girl killer whales.

  • 11.27.2009 9:58 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

DOOR!
Posted by: Darkm0d
Posted by: the squee masta
Posted by: Doodle
Posted by: the squee masta
guys we should call ourselves the Coup Crew because it rhymes
No, the Coup Group rhymes better.
if you legitimately pronounce it with a P you're pretty dumb

just checking though


SHOOP DA COUP!

  • 11.27.2009 5:46 PM PDT

http://www.maa.org/devlin/LockhartsLament.pdf

man you know me

Saw this.

Posted by: im Jack with 4
Posted by: Scary Dave
Someone doesn't know the difference between a knife and a dick, evidently.

don't make that mistake ladies.

  • 12.01.2009 2:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Fedilipocat
Dude, it's been like 20 days.
Where's our update?
You banned dude, or dead?

I'm still updating. I'm just too lazy to update the little last updated thing.

  • 12.01.2009 7:06 PM PDT

Don't have a cow....Have a cheeto

no rush man we can wait just as long as you keep em comin

  • 12.06.2009 8:07 PM PDT

Posted by: caveman wang
no rush man we can wait just as long as you keep em comin

You don't have to wait. I still update this thing daily, but I'm just too lazy to update the title saying when I last updated it.

  • 12.09.2009 6:16 PM PDT
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Wow, I made it! Several times! Now time to reread the two times I made the list a few dozen times!

  • 12.09.2009 6:19 PM PDT
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I have a quote from somebody.

Posted by: sPidey kOon
HahahahHahHahahHAhAHHAhHAhAh u r 14 yeurs uld!!


I honestly thought it was really funny.

  • 12.14.2009 8:32 PM PDT

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Contrary to popular belief I do NOT live under a bridge.

"can I have a coke?" "is pepsi alright?" "uh, is monopoly money alright?"

  • 12.14.2009 10:14 PM PDT

Happily married to Fatal_Coin_Vest since July 1st, 2009.

Thank you, Captain K Mart.

I don't think that could have played out any better.

  • 12.16.2009 5:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: mityman50
I don't think that could have played out any better.


That. Is. Hilarious.

  • 12.16.2009 6:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tom is cool
for all those who buyd the halo 3 odst special edition including the halo reach beta .
they released informations to the offical start 2010

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Why did you post this here. And I clicked the link, but I am not entering my email address. I don't know if the site is legit.

  • 12.16.2009 9:20 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Remember, guys. I also update the image section, not just the quotes. The image section is located on the second page that I got. Here.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
April Fool's Day, 2009

Grow up?

Secret Facepalm

Wrong forum, moderator

Shall not stop full page

Shenanigans

Crusade Ended

Yoozel and Halcyon argue.

Speak American!

Inb4 lol ownage

Ban those "guys"


[Edited on 07.27.2010 6:18 PM PDT]

  • 12.16.2009 10:13 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings I have been updating, just to lazy to update this

"Carwa says:
I wub my Ryan. :3"

Me n' Fizz!

Lol...40 pages of awesome quotes...Too bad I don't have the patience to look for my name :\

Anyway, here's a moment that made me chuckle when I first saw it.

  • 12.16.2009 10:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
Lol...40 pages of awesome quotes...Too bad I don't have the patience to look for my name :\

Anyway, here's a moment that made me chuckle when I first saw it.
Because you toasted it.
>.>

  • 12.16.2009 10:27 PM PDT

"Carwa says:
I wub my Ryan. :3"

Me n' Fizz!

Posted by: Anino
Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
Lol...40 pages of awesome quotes...Too bad I don't have the patience to look for my name :\

Anyway, here's a moment that made me chuckle when I first saw it.
Because you toasted it.
>.>
Yeah, probably. I've got other moments, but I don't think they're as good as any of the ones he posted, which are mainly Mod ones.

  • 12.16.2009 10:28 PM PDT