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Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

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Posted by: Daku Nuva
Yay I was mentioned! Somebody likes me!


Congratulations, you've just devolved society.

  • 05.25.2009 6:41 PM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

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Posted by: zippy50193
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: zippy50193
I'm in it twice!

I'm so proud :'3


It's like...

a Troll Hall-of-Fame...

...I love you...


Kinda violating my personal space...


This is the internet.

Any personal space you have, I can't see.

*scoots closer*

  • 05.26.2009 3:34 PM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

I love this thread.

  • 05.26.2009 3:40 PM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Props on all the work on this

  • 05.26.2009 6:55 PM PDT

I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r

Posted by: Munter the medic

Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r

Posted by: Munter the medic
So get more RAM? Where can I download them?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is it illegal?


*head explodes*

  • 05.26.2009 7:22 PM PDT

I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Posted by: A IL a IN 1 8 7
WHAT$ THE WORD CARNAL? HIT ME UP, $O WE CAN BREW OR $MOKE IT

  • 05.26.2009 7:29 PM PDT
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ED definition of engrish:Engrish There is English which the Japanese forms. The Japanese invented Engrish of the conservatism person Attempt of the conservative conspiracy which takes over the world with the removal of letter L and with that "liberals".
The example of Engrish your basis entirely is in us, it belongs, is Cheezburger which me it is possible and has included? And everything which the girl of 16 years old has written. Most Engrish is found in video games, specifically bootlegs, because the hackers/translators are either:
a) -blam!- morons
b) Mexicans
c) Creepy azn -blam!-s
or
d) You
As for the American of Engrish equal amount " So it is; Inspect the Japanese of the just I am surprised tattoo! "
urdoinitrong

  • 05.26.2009 7:29 PM PDT

I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Posted By: barrenvonheadshot
The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching The Land Before Time, It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! Lava is Orange! I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
Mount Doom.
One time a Hobbit named Frodo threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!

This is all we really know about this so called "ring":

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
cheese! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!

That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!

  • 05.26.2009 7:35 PM PDT

Kay, how did you get me up there. How far back did you search? What devilry is this?

  • 05.26.2009 7:36 PM PDT

Join this.
V2

Love you door.

  • 05.26.2009 7:40 PM PDT

You can't just walk in with a giant banana and expect everything to be peaches.

I like it.

  • 05.26.2009 8:20 PM PDT

At the end of an obvious statement you must put an obvious statement mark. It looks like this:

"The sky is blueisuck"
And
"This is a sentenceisuck"

Narwhal.

One of these was said in my thread.

:D

  • 05.26.2009 8:29 PM PDT

Hilarious.


Cheers.

  • 05.26.2009 8:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
Kay, how did you get me up there. How far back did you search? What devilry is this?

I did not search, I probably just stumbled upon it whilst lurking.

And to you people with the long quotes, thanks, but I am a bit pressed for quote space :/. I will just add links to your posts.

  • 05.26.2009 10:29 PM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

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Posted by: Jiixon
Cheating eats your soul.

...
Extenders for better gameplay performance.

Must...resist...dirty...jokes...

  • 05.29.2009 9:53 AM PDT
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Pie is better then cake.
Pround member of tEh Floodz!
Total Hot Topics: 50
Total Normal Topics: 64

Im Amish and what is this?

Roll down a hill like a barrel.

Achronos is watching us with his glassess... >>... <<... o.O.

I blame Stosh for all the worlds problems.

Teh Flood: Get your -blam!- and get out.

OMG WTF KNOCK FIRST!

One Flood organism can destroy a whole race, but its to busy looking up -blam!- and posting in random threads.



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  • 05.29.2009 10:02 AM PDT

My plans to save world hunger AND homelessness: stick the homeless people in pies and feed them to the hungry.
-JohnieLightning

Words of wisdom:
anti-mind control
how to smash a baby
buy dehydrated water today!

Half of the people in this thread are trying to get themselves into the post...but am I? I don't know...For if I was exposing this doesn't that mean I'm not? But at the same time isn't the purpose of replying in this thread for one last desperate attempt at getting into the post? Then am I a hippocrate? I never ridiculed anyone for posting in this thread...but I exposed them.

*Self Destruct Sequence Engaged*

oh, heres a funny one: Make awkward seckshual advances, not war

  • 05.29.2009 10:21 AM PDT
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I like games and music

Posted by: JohnieLightning
*Self Destruct Sequence Engaged*

oh, heres a funny one: Make awkward seckshual advances, not war
Seems like you did want to get in the list, you just posted a try.

  • 05.29.2009 10:49 AM PDT

Original Recon Owner. Bungie Day most asissts. HaloCharts: Most Ranked Banshee kills.

I don't understand why you would waste the time to read this.

  • 05.29.2009 10:56 AM PDT
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I be trippin'.

Posted by: NICK3456N
I don't understand why you would waste the time to read this.

That's because you're an idiot.

  • 05.29.2009 5:12 PM PDT
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The really good part of it? Is that if you are having fun while posting well and enjoying your time here, not only is your trust rating improving (and the title as a result), you begin to realize/understand that the REAL reward isn't a title or a colored banner. The real reward is that you're actually enjoying your time here and your interaction with other members of the community. -Recon Number 54

Where's something about me?

Here's some:

"I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!"

"The secret to life is- hey a unicorn!"

"Spongebob; Noun- A demented little yellow cube that wanders down in a totally messed up universe.

Kinda like us.."

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  • 05.29.2009 5:13 PM PDT

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l | --------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

I quit

I saw a license plate that had ***-S7D(the 7 is a T)
(censored, the 3 numbers)

[Edited on 05.29.2009 5:18 PM PDT]

  • 05.29.2009 5:17 PM PDT

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l | --------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

I quit

"He's angrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a Donut roll down a hill!"(My friend told me this)
(I'm not being rascist. my friend just told me it.......lol)

  • 05.29.2009 5:20 PM PDT

People want to be remembered. The only difference is why. Some want to be remembered for being kind, brave, or daring. I chose to be legendary. I am a myth, a story, a ghost, someone who doesn't exist. You have wronged me, and you shall die. Check the shadows for the end is imminent. Good day!

Why isn't me in there?

  • 05.29.2009 5:26 PM PDT