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Posted by: Gamer Stix
"We have accessed the Human intelligence archives, Google."
"What a ridiculous name."
"They also have a subsection called Yahoo."
Dotes: Recreation of thread, "Tosh.0"
OP:
Posted by: Munchie iZ Pr0
Anyone else watch the greatest show ever to grace the television?
Posted by: stanoy
You misspelled Lost.
Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3
Posted by: stanoy
You misspelled Lost.
If so, then he also misspelled worst, and plague
Posted by: wildnuke
Tosh.0< web soup
Posted by: Rillow
Posted by: wildnuke
Tosh.0< web soup< the internet
Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3
Posted by: wildnuke
Posted by: Rillow
Posted by: wildnuke
Tosh.0 > web soup< the internet> the virtual world of tecnology. > bacon < kielbasa
Posted by: SkeletonPack
Posted by: Sara
MODERN WARFARE 2 TAKES NO SKILL PEOPLE ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S SO EASY TO KILL PEOPLE!! ALL WHAT YOU DO IS CAMP IT'S REALLY JUST FOR NOOBS!!!!!!!
How in the hell did you manage to get that username?
Posted by: HaloW121arrior
that's crazy.. READING NEWS POSTS FROM THE FUTURE!! lol time zone's made my day today
Posted by: woooooooo13
Posted by: Thunderbolt101
Posted by: Wizzy Piggy
Its called an opinion
If it isn't my opinion than it is wrong.
This is the statement most of the internet is based on...
Posted by: SkeletonPack
Because pissing off every Muslim in the world is going to defeat a small group of insurgent Muslims in the Middle East...
Posted by: I Judge Bread I
Posted by: I Am Lonely
im a chubby chaser.
12 Pints of beer and I'll chase anything.
Posted by: Rampant Tragedy
Anyone who says "Anyone who says that beauty is subjective is an idiot" is an idiot.
Posted by: RadioactvCheese
^
See, an intelligent people ARE on the Flood.
Posted by: Helveck
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
I thought this was some conglomeration of Dr. Seuss and Einsteinian physics.Time Hortons
Dotes: Recreation of Thread: What is one of the funniest scenes from that 70s show?
Posted by: Ninebreaker999
I liked the part where the show went off the air.
Posted by: the seed
i also liked that part
Posted by: Mike_Bson
Posted by: XTheRedScholarX
Ok I have an over controling mother who Denys when she's wrong. I go to Internet school(alot worse than it sounds) so I don't meet anybody. My mom is a control freak an Drunk and addicted to cigarets father who stole money from me to by cigarets. And I have no friendS .two windy sisters who I have to take care of because mom doesn't want to. Do you think my life is bad?. . . and on top of that, you were born missing the part of your brain responsible for grammar.
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
-I'm slightly psychotic.
-My mother is a temperamental ass.
-My father is always out of town.
-I am an atheist going to a Catholic school.
-I lack the drive to make friends.
-I am forced to go to all my school's football games.
-I am surrounded my idiots.
-Depression and I are very close friends.
I have a great life, yet none of those were lies. Let me explain in a less misleading manner, now.
-My psyche is the way I have constructed it and the way I prefer it to be.
-My mother is temperamental and often freaks out, but she's loving and cares for me.
-My father is out of town because his job, which is high paying, demands it.
-I go to a Catholic school because I am getting a great education.
-People approach me, I don't approach them. They make friends with me.
-I am in the Pep Band, so I have to go to football games.
-I am surrounded by idiots, but I'm not going to complain.
-I used to be depressed for no rational reason.
I can look at my life through either of those perspectives. Both are accurate, but I live my life according to the way which I see it. Be happy.
Posted by: FearlessMagnum
Posted by: Vexomnia VT1
I get up around the same time, but feeling like P-diddy.
before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of juice cause when I leave for mein reich im gonna kill some jews
Posted by: SavageMETISguy
Posted by: SmD x MaYHeM x
Posted by: Stripsearch
No I'm not a redneck.
I slightly resent that. I enjoy hunting and shooting, and I live in the South.
dont worry bout him, he just steriotypes people and assume all hunting and shooting is what rednecks do. personally hunting is part of my culture
just a ignorant ass,ignore it.
Posted by: Elite Mouse
Posted by: Stripsearch
Posted by: Elite Mouse
I consider myself relatively good.
Can usually get three fired simultaneously with a pump-action shotgun, as in, 1 pump per clay pigeon.
I've also pulled off hitting a clay pigeon with a single-six revolver, that is fun as hell, and luckily the pigeons don't break when they hit the ground.
I read this in my head with a real broad Texas accent.
Wrong side of North America man!
Read that -blam!- with a parka and some whale blubber in hand.
Posted by: BlindLuck
Posted by: jjboy84
Some one who always ended his post with yorkie
kind like how TGP always ends his post with TGP.
Ah, ok. Is it kinda like a flood exclusive meme?
Posted by: narphenal
You have to post a picture, so we know whether to fap, or man the harpoons.
Posted by: relliK42
Posted by: Recon Number 54
10,000,000,000 what? Chick peas? Pebbles? Tacos?
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Chick peas? Pebbles? Tacos?
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Tacos
Mother of God, that would be a lot of tacos.
Posted by: The Gun Master
Posted by: Lethal Spaniard
It's so cOLD in here there is mOLD and gOLD painted walls that make me scOLD.
you're quite the bOLD one
Posted by: ULTAMATE POWER
Posted by: XITHAKILLAHIX
Posted by: cyberdemon lll
Posted by: ULTAMATE POWER
Posted by: spiderman2343
Reported for being retarded. Reported for retard discrimination Reported for reporting.Report's for being a reporter that reported a reporter for reportingReported for this being pointless.
Posted by: Teh Slender Man
Posted by: jrv2005
Posted by: Tater Salad jr
Posted by: Teh Slender Man
Posted by: Reed6969
U got alot to learn about chciks. They talk alot so i say do it with class, Ugly girls will talk to hot girlsYou got a lot to learn about english and grammer my apprentice.You have much to learn about the English language and grammar, my stupid apprentice. You have much to learn about English language and grammar, my hypocritical apprentice. You guys got alot to learn about hate my dumbass aprentices.
Dotes: In a thread about the weirdest thing you have eaten.
Posted by: Valmar
Posted by: Meekalee
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^You... Ate yourself...?
Posted by: elmicker
Posted by: Texas Ben
Problem is that if you try and actually educate kids about sex (as opposed to abstinence-only programs), you have certain groups throwing hissy fits. Big hissy fits.It's not the size of the hissy fit that matters.
Posted by: Leader AleX
Posted by: omg pro kitler
Your retarded Oh the irony...
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Posted by: awsomedude302145
That's where I started ignoring you.
Posted by: AwesomePie
I am a professional retard finder, and my retard counter is ticking furiously next to the OP.
Dotes:[b] From thread: So I was clocked in the side of the head by a belt.
[b]Posted by: ultratog1028
Must have been a hell of a belt.
Posted by: Mosh Pit Money
TROLL IDENTIFIED
WOOOOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOOP WOOOOP
Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3
Posted by: diadex
that makes literally hardly any sense
That sentence makes me a sad panda.
[Edited on 09.19.2010 9:13 PM PDT]