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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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I be gone into the depts of abyss. I'm leaving Bungie.net. Sorry.

Oh, you mean you like to 'jack off' on a horse?

Posted by: countavery
I just helped my uncle jack off a horse.
I jack off a horse.
jack off a horse.
jack off
horse.

  • 03.15.2010 3:25 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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I like cream pies. Especially the ones your mom makes
If that one is not in there, somebody find that thread. We got a ninja to reply to that one, it was the best pie pole evar.

[Edited on 03.17.2010 12:19 AM PDT]

  • 03.17.2010 12:19 AM PDT

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Newf­a­g­s can't triforce.

Posted by: minionofpurple
Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail

Your post annoys me,you say stop being funny and yet you say that some on fails. You sir/jackass are a hippocrite.

  • 03.17.2010 1:43 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: minionofpurple
Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail

Most of the posts in this thread are people trying to be funny and other complaining about it.

Its been said many times and it doesn't get through.

  • 03.17.2010 6:09 AM PDT

Posted by: FreakishDrD1sco
Posted by: minionofpurple
Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail

Your post annoys me,you say stop being funny and yet you say that some on fails. You sir/jackass are a hippocrite.

Hippocrite, Hypocrite, or Hippocrate, take your pick.

And he has a point. I won't add stuff to the list if it is in this thread.

  • 03.17.2010 9:46 PM PDT

meow meow meow

This


Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.

  • 03.18.2010 1:02 PM PDT
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Money, Money, Money, It's Loads of Money

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: FreakishDrD1sco
Posted by: minionofpurple
Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail

Your post annoys me,you say stop being funny and yet you say that some on fails. You sir/jackass are a hippocrite.

Hippocrite, Hypocrite, or Hippocrate, take your pick.

And he has a point. I won't add stuff to the list if it is in this thread.


Hippopotamus

WUT

  • 03.19.2010 9:30 AM PDT

This post is funny.

You must put it on the wall.

Haha.

  • 03.21.2010 12:06 AM PDT

Most of these are really funny!

  • 03.27.2010 11:25 PM PDT
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I be gone into the depts of abyss. I'm leaving Bungie.net. Sorry.

@_@ I>
_I

*Has this guy read the thread?!?!*

ITS WHERE YOU 'POST'.....'FUNNY'....'SAYINGS'!!!!!! !!!

With a mini Ss!!


Posted by: minionofpurple
Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail

  • 03.28.2010 2:09 PM PDT

4-1 Fenkell

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Posted by: cto888
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Milk.
*Head asplodes*

  • 03.28.2010 5:55 PM PDT

Spartans never die? Tell that to the covenant.

...we do not exist!!!!!

  • 03.28.2010 7:04 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Vikki Blows <3

Avoid back alleys.
Listen to these wise words.

[Edited on 03.28.2010 7:33 PM PDT]

  • 03.28.2010 7:09 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Dont run, You die tired.

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Posted by: Tricky Hornet
Did you even read what was said before that?


No, did you?


Yes, I did, it was about you!

  • 04.05.2010 3:09 AM PDT

"Hi I'm Friday.Would you like to go out Saturday and have a Sunday?"

  • 04.05.2010 6:58 AM PDT

I am a Floodian

This entire thread should be organized alphabetically. Because then I could take less time in trying to see if I'm on the list.

Also, cause that would be really freaking sweet. Seriously, who doesn't like organization.

  • 04.05.2010 7:02 AM PDT

Posted by: squirrel dude
This entire thread should be organized alphabetically. Because then I could take less time in trying to see if I'm on the list.

Also, cause that would be really freaking sweet. Seriously, who doesn't like organization.

These are organized. They are organized by when they were posted and found by me. That's the organization. And is it really all that hard to hit Ctrl + F? And does it really matter who's on this list? It's for funny quotes. If you think you've said something funny, PM it to me, and I'll add it.

  • 04.05.2010 12:34 PM PDT

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No. I sold MW2 last week.
Troll is obvious troll is obvious...


You're doin it wrong...
No xbox.com says it like that...
somebody let A Dumb Door know about this.
here's one.

  • 04.05.2010 12:44 PM PDT

"Jesus. I would hate for my first encounter with a v@gina to be the girl just pointing and saying "Guess." That's not even close to fair."

Aw.... apparently i suck at making people lolgasm. :(

  • 04.05.2010 5:48 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

I submit:

Posted by: Rhea
The only reason your hos have bigger tits and ass than I do is because they are extremely obese.

  • 04.05.2010 10:55 PM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

I'm in here 3 times. Woo!

  • 04.05.2010 11:05 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

Posted by: n00bt4stic
I like cream pies. Especially the ones your mom makes
If that one is not in there, somebody find that thread. We got a ninja to reply to that one, it was the best pie pole evar.
I remember that, I think Recon replied with "I don't think that means what you think it means." I also believe that thread was deleted a long time ago.

  • 04.06.2010 6:09 AM PDT