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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Everything is cool in Chicago.

You have no rights, play nice!-bungie,
I vow to play nice, how 'bout you?

Its That Easy

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Posted by: bocoloco14
he is rite this is retarted,but tostay on topic:


Posted by: The English Language
Help, he's killing me!



I found this one a few minutes ago

  • 04.06.2010 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Wyatt I AM
None at different times.


I don't get this one.

[Edited on 04.07.2010 11:04 PM PDT]

  • 04.07.2010 11:04 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Like.. all of these are NF.

  • 04.08.2010 12:20 AM PDT
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tihs dope ass signiture is back yo trhrpw those arms up

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Posted by: Minerva
First blood.


I'm uncertain as to why Rambo holding a -blam!- came to mind.


I think this is great.

  • 04.08.2010 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nz Snipedown
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Posted by: Minerva
First blood.


I'm uncertain as to why Rambo holding a -blam!- came to mind.


I think this is great.

No.

  • 04.08.2010 9:10 PM PDT

I am a Floodian

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: squirrel dude
This entire thread should be organized alphabetically. Because then I could take less time in trying to see if I'm on the list.

Also, cause that would be really freaking sweet. Seriously, who doesn't like organization.

These are organized. They are organized by when they were posted and found by me. That's the organization. And is it really all that hard to hit Ctrl + F? And does it really matter who's on this list? It's for funny quotes. If you think you've said something funny, PM it to me, and I'll add it.
Geese, I was messing with you. Sorry, I should have put more emphasis in the sarcasm because it's so hard to pick up on the internet.

  • 04.09.2010 8:33 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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Posted by: Johnny Rotten
Posted by: Kaltyr
Posted by: Cortworld112
i was wondering if anyone wanted to start from the begging with me and go as far as we can(or feel up to)

lol

Epic choice of words+misspelling=post of the year.


Thisss ^^

[Edited on 04.10.2010 8:35 PM PDT]

  • 04.10.2010 8:33 PM PDT

Here is my youtube homepage. Be sure to visit and subscribe!

Candle Jack....... i said it, what ya gonna do? hu?

  • 04.11.2010 7:58 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

Did you know that firing a shotgun in someones general direction is 95% sure to negatively impact their day?

  • 04.11.2010 9:01 AM PDT

Here is my youtube homepage. Be sure to visit and subscribe!

Posted by: the panzie man
Did you know that firing a shotgun in someones general direction is 95% sure to negatively impact their day?


and what of the of the 5%? Do they just dissolve into a puddle to dodge the bullets or something?

  • 04.11.2010 9:13 AM PDT

Some of these aren't too bad

  • 04.11.2010 9:07 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Rei!

Where?

:3

All Internet forums have a 100% chance of infecting someone with stupidity.

  • 04.12.2010 10:56 AM PDT

And so, Achronos lifted the banhammer high above his head, exclaming "You shall not sully these forums again!" And with one, deft blow, he brought the banhammer down upon the offender, and slew him.

Bah, what's the point? You're only goingt to troll, flame or E-raip me.

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When in dought...blame stosh


*FaceBaguette*

  • 04.12.2010 3:58 PM PDT
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Media nox obscura nox
Crudelitas animarum
Campana sonat
Duo decies

Holy -blam!- I'm in a box further up the page! Wait no thats back a few pages....or a lot......damn

[Edited on 04.15.2010 4:37 PM PDT]

  • 04.15.2010 4:35 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

I keep seeing my picture but finding out it's not me...I've just leveled up to a new level of head self-implosion.

  • 04.15.2010 4:46 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

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Holy -blam!- I'm in a box further up the page! Wait no thats back a few pages....or a lot......damn

[Edited on 04.15.2010 4:37 PM PDT]


You should feel spec...nah. So did I...like 3 or 4 pages back.

  • 04.15.2010 5:03 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Only the unloved and unnatural hate.

I have a skype! Feel free to add me if you took the time to look in here xD cody.dwight.morgan

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Did you know that the corporate face of our western world is at the expense of thousand of children who work 18 hour days for pennies a day.

Did you stop laughing now?
Hmm? What did you say? I was eating my frozen dinner and watching ABC on my 52in tv.

Cost to pay kids in Somalia to make our product: 0.10 cents a day

Cost of ComanderCody's post: Priceless


Some things are priceless. For everything else, there's foreign child slave labour.

  • 04.16.2010 12:56 PM PDT

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Rienstien, I always knew you were a genius.

Posted by: Vrilliant
hello my name is rien and i am a vegetarian and also a furry. i do not eat tofu or salad because that is dumb. meat looks gross but i realy like d1ck...........for breakfest i eat assorted birch bark for lunch i eat cat fur for dunner i eat pencils (ORANIC!!!!!!!!) i wish i could eat tree leefs but ive never seen a tree so i dont know if i coould lol

One day me and my friends were walking home from school.
and there was a guy with a shopping cart, he looked homeless.
so as we walk by my one friend says "He's using Scavenger Pro."

  • 04.16.2010 3:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: Yoozel
Neo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder.
I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!

It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.

I only have one post mentioned in this entire thread dedicated to quoting posts and it was one of the dumbest posts I've ever made...

  • 04.18.2010 11:44 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Sniper's Motto: Reach out and touch someone.

If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid.

  • 04.18.2010 11:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: IamWyatt
Posted by: defenderofgo
Posted by: IamWyatt
Google Search: People named Feb, I didn't even check the results, that's how confident I am.
Oh lawl


Damn it.


I felt it was worthy.

  • 04.18.2010 9:20 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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Posted by: n00bt4stic
I like cream pies. Especially the ones your mom makes
If that one is not in there, somebody find that thread. We got a ninja to reply to that one, it was the best pie pole evar.


that was in the pie thread, which has been deleted. Such a loss.

  • 04.18.2010 9:21 PM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
You look like a handsome drug dealer

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Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Fleshlight.



lurn 2 spell


*facepalm*


*screen capped*


Found it on my computer after taking it a year ago :D

  • 04.18.2010 10:15 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Hello

the funniest post i saw as the one from when michael jackson died

a guy with the account named michael jackson posted in the thread saying "its all right guys im ok"

  • 04.19.2010 2:39 PM PDT

I'm in this THREAD :D!!!!!!!!!!
*gets naked and dances*

  • 04.21.2010 12:15 PM PDT