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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

You have just won the next cookie you eat.

  • 06.20.2010 7:50 AM PDT

A kamikaze attack? Good, that's one bastard down.
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Posted by: Achronos
Make no mistake - you do NOT have freedom of speech on our website. You do have the freedom to go elsewhere. Take the hint.


Achronos, on the Flood, beating down a 'Flying Rectum'

Best quotes EVER!
You sir, for compiling all of these deserve REC0NZ.

[Edited on 06.20.2010 2:41 PM PDT]

  • 06.20.2010 11:28 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Want Coup? Here it is for Chrome.

[url=http://iggyhopper.dyndns.org/gm/extensions/coup_d_bungie _4.crx[/url]

Posted by: BoyceKRP
Sexy time with Kat?

God, I hope that's not a misspelling of "cat".

  • 06.20.2010 11:39 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching The Land Before Time, It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! Lava is Orange! I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
Mount Doom.
One time a Hobbit named Frodo threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!

This is all we really know about this so called "ring":

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
cheese! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!

That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!

Whoever wrote this is truly God in human form.

  • 06.20.2010 11:46 PM PDT

Everything is cool in Chicago.

You have no rights, play nice!-bungie,
I vow to play nice, how 'bout you?

Its That Easy

this ones a good one.

Posted by: xNACHOVEZx
Posted by: Twilight Fanatic
Posted by: xNACHOVEZx
who the hell are you?
Your worst nightmare
a grammatically challenged person? AHHHHHHH

  • 06.21.2010 12:25 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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No, no you are not.

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[Edited on 06.25.2010 7:01 PM PDT]

  • 06.25.2010 6:59 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Posted by: Bulletproof2323
this ones a good one.

Posted by: xNACHOVEZx
Posted by: Twilight Fanatic
Posted by: xNACHOVEZx
who the hell are you?
Your worst nightmare
a grammatically challenged person? AHHHHHHH

I remember that! I lol'd so hard!

  • 06.25.2010 7:10 PM PDT

Self appointed Guru.

Holy Talito Batman! you quoted me, I feels so happay :)

  • 06.26.2010 11:38 PM PDT

- Sir! We are surrounded!
- Great! Now we can attack in every direction!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia
Poem writes you !

Or JHOXs.

Next poster can't get me naow!


Hehe, I got you!

  • 06.27.2010 5:27 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.




If you need a hamburger come here.

Yes we do have cats typing in here.

Goodbye.

[Edited on 06.27.2010 5:36 AM PDT]

  • 06.27.2010 5:35 AM PDT

--Jun's sniper bent into a crown for my helmet. --Jorge's torso armor with one of Emile's skulls carved into it. --Both Security shoulders, with a knife on each one. --Kneeguards made from the helmets of Grunt leaders. --Two UA/Bracers. --Six Tactical/Softcases.
--And a Moa pelt, worn like a cape.
My Dream Armor.

Posted by: ULTAMATE POWER



If you need a hamburger come here.

Yes we do have cats typing in here.

Goodbye.


I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. :D

  • 06.29.2010 1:45 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

All throughout history great empires rise and fall. How you ask?
Two reasons:
1. Economic failure because of either inflation or socialistic programs.
2. War. Their armies were spread too thin and too far from home.

The United States has bases all around the world in "hazardous" areas and it's economy collapses it seems every 20 years. Do you really think that history won't change? Do you really think that you can run the world?

I would post in this thread but whatever I say will probably be ignored or quoted.

DANGNABBIT

  • 06.29.2010 4:52 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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Posted by: Mike_Bson
I had another one of my my psychotic hallucinations, and in it I did salvia, so I was hallucinating in my hallucinations. Weird stuff.
Posted by: darthnazgul-- See the rapist.
Posted by: Mike_Bson-- I don't like rap.
Posted by: darthnazgul-- *facepalm*

Posted by: SkeletonPack
WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT, FEAR ITSELF!

Fear itself is pretty -blam!- scary...

  • 07.02.2010 11:02 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings I have been updating, just to lazy to update this
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|Ask Your Ninja |
Any questions about anything, PM me. The only stupid question, is the one never asked.
"But, doctor...I am Pagliacci."
Posted by: bobcast
I hate you unless I'm drunk.

Wow... I'm actually in here a few times...
I feel oddly honoured.

  • 07.02.2010 7:40 PM PDT

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Rienstien, I always knew you were a genius.

Posted by: Vrilliant
hello my name is rien and i am a vegetarian and also a furry. i do not eat tofu or salad because that is dumb. meat looks gross but i realy like d1ck...........for breakfest i eat assorted birch bark for lunch i eat cat fur for dunner i eat pencils (ORANIC!!!!!!!!) i wish i could eat tree leefs but ive never seen a tree so i dont know if i coould lol

Posted by: Zon The Great
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Posted by: Zon The Great
Imagine your grandparents as you fap
I always do.


I imagine your grandparents too

  • 07.02.2010 9:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ghost of Jon
OMG DOOR HAS HIGH MORAL STANDARDS


[Edited on 07.10.2010 2:20 AM PDT]

  • 07.10.2010 2:19 AM PDT
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Anybody better than you has no life. Anybody worse than you is a noob.

This is not a quote but a thread was made where you had to choose which person in your life to save from a nuclear explosion or something. The choices were: Dad, Mom, Pets, Grandparents, Brother, Sister, Best friend or *Fap*.

Most of the the people chose *Fap*.

  • 07.14.2010 2:01 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

You know, links to the actual threads would be cool...

  • 07.14.2010 2:05 PM PDT
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Money, Money, Money, It's Loads of Money


Posted by: Top_Gun_2021
You know, links to the actual threads would be cool...


You know how long that would take?

  • 07.14.2010 2:10 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Food everywhere and not a bite to eat.....

  • 07.14.2010 4:37 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Posted by: Shadowman235
Suicide is illegal.

If you kill yourself you could be sent to jail.


LOL! You win teh interwebz.

  • 07.14.2010 4:58 PM PDT

G/-\1_/-\C71C 1)00/\/\

I have baguettes syndrom if you have a baguette it will go missing

  • 07.14.2010 5:07 PM PDT

>>>Plot twist incoming<<<


Posted by: ninjawho7
wheres do a barrel roll!


Star fox 64. Durrr

  • 07.14.2010 5:14 PM PDT