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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings I have been updating, just to lazy to update this
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Wow... I'm actually in here a few times...
I feel oddly honoured.
That must have been hell to look through all those quotes.

Also, ahem.

  • 07.15.2010 12:00 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

I have one line in all of Flood memory, and it is horrible.

It's like putting that guy who thinks he can totally do stand-up alongside Richard Pryor...

  • 07.15.2010 12:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

Posted by: Mabian
I have one line in all of Flood memory, and it is horrible.

It's like putting that guy who thinks he can totally do stand-up alongside Richard Pryor...
Go on...

  • 07.15.2010 12:18 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: Yax
Posted by: Mabian
I have one line in all of Flood memory, and it is horrible.

It's like putting that guy who thinks he can totally do stand-up alongside Richard Pryor...
Go on...


So what's the deal with airplane food?

  • 07.15.2010 12:19 PM PDT

Congratulations. You're literate!

Oh boy, I'm in here once.

  • 07.15.2010 9:33 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Cool.

  • 07.16.2010 7:37 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.


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Posted by: hasnolife11
someone, please clarificate!

is that a word?


No, it's my personal bushism. You're welcome to use it, though.

  • 07.16.2010 12:39 PM PDT

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I really want a grilled cheese right now. Why is it that every now and then I will really want a grilled cheese?

  • 07.16.2010 5:46 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings I have been updating, just to lazy to update this
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I hate you unless I'm drunk.


Posted by: Yax
Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Wow... I'm actually in here a few times...
I feel oddly honoured.
That must have been hell to look through all those quotes.

Also, ahem.

Actually it was just a google search.

  • 07.18.2010 12:31 AM PDT

1337 dance moves
Posted by: Death2BlueCheese
im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles.

What are you, the Cyber police? lol.

I loved this quote, a guy wanted opinions on a song he wrote for his girl, and this guy responded:

Posted by: Death2BlueCheese
im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles

  • 07.21.2010 7:38 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

I think I have a funny quote here.


[Edited on 07.22.2010 6:58 PM PDT]

  • 07.21.2010 7:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mereel N7
whats next? Spartan Teams? Gears? Mandalorians? PRICE AND MACTAVISH!?!?!?


Price: All right, Soap, move up.

Soap kicks open door to bank: Nobody move!

K9 units move in: Don't worry, Soap; these muts are nothing compared to the hounds in Pripyat.


Soap: SWAT's on the Roof

Price: Stand by... Stand by... Do it *Claymores blow up on roof* Up the stairs move!

Nikoli we need a evac NOW! *MH-53 Pave Low flys in*


Police Chief shoots Soap: Thirty thousand years ago I lost five men in the blink of an eye and the world just fudging watched.

Soap: AHHHH

Price: We need to get him out of here.

Nikolai: I know a place.

DUN DUN DUNNN


thought i bring this to everyones attention

  • 07.23.2010 2:43 PM PDT
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"When today's educated lad feels like thumbing his nose at injustice, he changes his Twitter icon green for a week. In Ernest Hemingway's day, they headed to where injustice lived and blew its damn house up."-Gamesradar.

Best thread ever

  • 07.23.2010 8:05 PM PDT

--Jun's sniper bent into a crown for my helmet. --Jorge's torso armor with one of Emile's skulls carved into it. --Both Security shoulders, with a knife on each one. --Kneeguards made from the helmets of Grunt leaders. --Two UA/Bracers. --Six Tactical/Softcases.
--And a Moa pelt, worn like a cape.
My Dream Armor.


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Best thread ever


No, the best thread ever would have chocolate milk and pie and cake and Ninjas and Pirates and flying badgers and a banhammer specifically for destroying copies of MW2.

  • 07.25.2010 10:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posting in epic Thread.

  • 07.25.2010 11:42 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

thats the biggest wall of text i have ever seen!

  • 07.26.2010 8:55 AM PDT

I'd give up everything just to make you happy.

Wow, I really didn't think my *faceplanet* would get into this.

  • 07.26.2010 8:59 AM PDT

Posted by: Dodge Reborn
The flood is always butthurt about something.


KotOR


Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.

You can't indent quotes idiot.

  • 07.29.2010 10:18 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

I just sat at my desk for about half an hour laughing. Thank you good sir.

  • 07.29.2010 2:29 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Posted by: Jet Wave
Posting in epic Thread.
That made me lol.

  • 07.30.2010 12:38 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

I'm not THAT good..

ha. haha. wow.

  • 07.31.2010 9:40 AM PDT

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

Posted by: Seneka The 5th
In Soviet Russia, Communism kill America!

Yes, I really just quoted myself.

  • 07.31.2010 10:16 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

If i do die via butt hole, please make sure it is stated as so on my tombstone. Thank you. -borrowedchief

I've seen this on the bar to the right for so long, begging me to come closer. For the very reason of annoying it I refused. I could not resist the temptaion any longer, I had to go inside (Gigity). Greatest pleasure ever (Double Gigity).

  • 08.02.2010 9:07 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

When in doubt, throw bombs at it.

I dont know

[Edited on 08.06.2010 7:09 PM PDT]

  • 08.06.2010 7:09 PM PDT