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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/20/10) ***

Posted by: Commander Apache
Centuries ago, in the world of 2003, someone created the site "ChuckNorrisFacts.com".

The end.


Posted by: Atsumi
Posted by: xXSXcaliburXx
Posted by: DewZilla
Posted by: Atsumi
Better ingredients.
Better pizza.
Papa John's.
Oh, you guys!


Posted by: precurser
Posted by: lukeyry
Be a real man like Bear Grylls and only bring a knife, flynt and cup + the clothes on your back.

...And a full crew to help out whenever the cameras aren't running?



Posted by: Zippy50194
I'll put up the sign for you geniuses.


__________
I____DO___I
I___NOT___I
I___FEED__I
I___THE___I
I__TROLLS_I
I__________I
_____I
_____I
_____I



Dotes: Recreation of thread: Should food be free?

OP:

Posted by: Busting Balls
Do you think food should be free? I do, or at least really cheap.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Farmer hater.


Posted by: Spartan1065
Posted by: Centurion 7
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Spartan1065
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Hollywood portrays things as they see fit. They of course wouldn't show us drinking out of human skulls because that would be bad form.

Indeed my friends and I often drink our beer out of the skulls of our fallen adversaries it is a sign of dominance in American society. But Hollywood isn't going to show the rest of the world that. I suppose it might come off as being in bad taste.

They just don't know what they're missing out on.
Wait, so the rest of the world doesn't drink out of the skulls of their enemies?

Apparently not.


Posted by: Covy Killer
Posted by: Busting Balls
Don't bust my balls

Irony.


Posted by: ferrisbulldogs
Adobe Premiere CS5

Oh you said free

Adobe Premiere CS5



Posted by: Over 800 Octopi
your heard me


Posted by: Agent 22
Actually, I didn't. You typed it out.


Posted by: SX P a n d a
Anyone considering converting to vegetarianism or veganism look no further, I have the one word that can cause you to make your decision, one word that to a vegetarian is the very meaning of the word regret. What word do I speak of I hear you ask?...


...bacon.


Posted by: The Ghost of Jon
Posted by: Zon The Great
Posted by: The Ghost of Jon
Posted by: Zon The Great
Posted by: The Ghost of Jon
The only way to stop bullying is to teach kids to stop it themselves.

What I mean is this: Kids should know how to break every -blam!- bone in a persons body if that person tries to harm them. Adults aren't always there and even if they are I know from experience that that doesn't stop bullies. The only thing that will stop them if if you smash their head into cement and stomp on their balls.

But thats just like, my opinion.
Whoa dude, that's violent
So is bullying

Also, if you knew that I was able to put your foot behind your head and break your ankle in one swift motion you wouldn't bully me, would you?
No but I'd spread rumors about you and put LSD in your drinks

And also kill you in your sleep.
Good luck with that


Posted by: spngefan11
Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell!

Gamers: No u.


Posted by: Fender 159
Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.


Posted by: DabilahroNinja
Germany called, they want their wall fragments back.


Posted by: PsychicThriller
Posted by: Kronk the Fish
Do you have a flippin teleporter tthat takes you from post to post or something??!

....the internet?


Posted by: Karl the Great
Posted by: ladylaxer
Posted by: Karl the Great
I'm 12 and what is this?
its about your mom

I hear she is a classy lady.


Posted by: worm movies
Posted by: Grunt Chietain
Posted by: worm movies
boooooo

*throws ham*

*throws toast*

AAAARGH MY EYE


Posted by: NintenToad64
Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
Posted by: Mex1mo
A wall. sweet.
You hit something with THAT and I guarantee it's going down.
Nay. If you can throw a wall you're strong enough to fight the horde with your own two fists.


Dotes: In thread: "Songs that are Inappropriate to Play During -blam!-" thread:
Posted by: paulster5315
Posted by: sam mottershead
Posted by: Addison Stone
Barbie Girl.

It'd be impossible to hold an erection.
naa the beat and drums gives you a good rhythm ;)
I thought about it, and he's got a point there.


Posted by: Mosh Pit Money
Posted by: DamagedSponge
Wow, feelings feel as peeps poop.
Wait...wat...?


A rather humorous forum ninja lock. (Vadam930)

Posted by: AquaBlader
Posted by: HundredJono
Posted by: AquaBlader
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen - The number 1
One helluva name Aqua.
this


Posted by: spacemutant
Posted by: Cheeze Ball 23
Posted by: DeftestAdam366
oh god,OP plz don't tell me you think WWE is real wrestling.
I know it's fake, tbut BTW, the fighting's not scripted, and the blood's real. All this and junk on youtube's: Wrestling's Biggest Secrets.
They do a good job of making it look fake then ; /


Posted by: Grunt Chietain
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: a huge werewolfOne of my great friends has perished this day. Let us all remember The English Language as what he was: a simple yet complicated being who never complained although he was always misused and tortured.
*bows head*


Posted by: Germonica
^
>
<

^

That's what I think.


Posted by: Th3 Invader
I live in Florida too.....I must go around warning people who won't listen, then hide as everyon dies-and me and a few other paranoid survivors try to escape the alien evil technology!


Posted by: Mr_Bungle
Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
Now I don't believe this but it seems [largely] possible for things like this to happen.

[url=https://sites.google.com/site/vwmadone1/ufo]Fix'd[/u rl]

way to fail at life


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: xPROSPARTANMIKE
What would Halo be like as an RPS? Would it be stupid? Or would it be "Descent"?
A) What the hell is an RPS?
B) How could it possibly be "Descent"?


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Anything that involves working with idiots, near idiots, for idiots, or in the same field as idiots.


Posted by: Covy Killer
Posted by: Trislin1323
What site?

This site. The one we're on.


Posted by: Chobo 66
Posted by: NorbergK6
Posted by: Chobo 66
Posted by: NorbergK6
I think I might be onto something here. Men with mustaches might hold a higher intelligence level than those without. Think about it.
I've found it's the exact opposite. Especially at work.

Whatch you talkin' bout?
I only said it because I know I'm right.


Posted by: the squee masta
Posted by: Comrade Napoleon
and the aurora of "his seed" fills the computer area.
hell yeah I wish my spunk glowed like the northern lights


Dotes: In a thread with a youtube video with Justin Beiber in it.
Posted by: mysp4ce Guy
Why couldn't you have just spared us the horror and make the link go to a shock site instead.


Posted by: Covy Killer
I'm not sure, but I'm apparently sexy as hell. I dislike attention. Don't quote this. In fact, forget you read it at all.


Dotes: He was asked to type his name with his palm.
Posted by: stfu stupid head
Posted by: Ph34r T3h R34p3r
Posted by: stfu stupid head
xdfsevij,.,l aZ,ka ,l;u vcv cvkjkokoigvfderft
And your real name is?
Tom


Posted by: A jacal
Posted by: squirrelcaboose
You guys are no help
Well you did come to The Flood.


Posted by: HALO Aficionado
Posted by: Hemaskk
Posted by: HALO Aficionado
You can't ever type his name or else he w

You forgot to type his name.

Lol! Meme fail!


Posted by: NintenToad64
Posted by: General Dripik
Posted by: NintenToad64
1950 called, they want their thought process back.
I called, I want the 50's slang back.
Ayyeeeee!


[Edited on 10.29.2010 3:59 PM PDT]

  • 10.03.2010 6:07 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3
Posted by: joijfojdsf
Then, you need to get a life, honeslty, it's just sad.

That just means he created the account 4 years before you did, and chances are, you're more of a nerd than him. I mean seriously, calling people "no lifes" on a video game forum? Son, don't you have better things to do since you're apparently the coolest guy ever.


Dotes: In response to a thread about someone having a spider in their kitchen:
Posted by: theshadowstriker
Introduce him to Mr. Foot.


Posted by: NectorDetector
Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: Prawno
Posted by: Garshne
SHUT UP EVERYONE. I'm asking which one you prefer. Idiots -blam!- everywhere.
Go be fat somewhere else.
Because trying to diffuse an explosive situation TOTALLY means I'm fat. Because you know exactly who I am, exactly what I look like, and exactly what you're talking about. Your ability to know all that from one post is amazing, and I think you should be the next president of the USA. You certainly got the brains for it.
Obviously fat.


Posted by: The Gun Master
Posted by: Y DOSE I DYZ
Posted by: Grenades hurt
Questions[/i]
Way to lose at life.
Oh the irony...


Posted by: jondoe4362
Posted by: Random 1177
Posted by: maydayDRUM
Posted by: Random 1177
Misleading title
I feel like the man I'm quoting has the same intelligence level as a starving anteater with down syndrome.
I AM a starving ant-eater with down syndrome, ass.
Yeah don't be so intolerant of anteaters with downs syndrom he cant help the way he is


Posted by: CHARL13 7
Yes according to the bible men are superior to women in every way except sammich making.


Posted by: Nerd Boi
Posted by: Mast0r Ch33f
Posted by: Nerd Boi
Well Ezio can just push Altair in the water and win, so you'd have to go with him.

KID, I SAID READ THE GOD DAMN OP.
You only said equipment :P


Posted by: Mast0r Ch33f
Posted by: Wolverfrog
i think altqair was ab beterr assassin but ezios and batter technilogym so would have beneten altair.
What the -blam!-?!


Posted by: II Pr0diG II
Posted by: Teh Slender Man
Posted by: The SIender Man
.....

A challenger appears!


Posted by: ReverendBenDover
Posted by: Mister Math
Posted by: ReverendBenDover
Posted by: Mister Math
Math nerds > other nerds.
Not nerds > Math nerds > other nerds.
Not nerds can't do math as well as math nerds. Your argument is invalid.
Not nerds get laid. Your argument is also invalid. :3


Posted by: count peter
Posted by: Hemaskk
Posted by: count peter
Posted by: Hemaskk
No, I'm pretty much immune to mental pain.
You dont need to suffer mental pain to consider suicide. I for instance was bored and was seeking amusement.
You considered suicide to relieve your boredom?
I went though an interesting phase... I actually started to do it but then I got bored of it so I went for a walk lol


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Yax
I would have said: "ARR! Be there any girly gamers out thar?!"

I'm part-pirate.
Peculiar. I'm part retard, so I would have posted "Is they're any girl's gamer in their!"


Posted by: anton1792
Posted by: Sui
Posted by: Steve Nash
Reznov is possibly my favorite character from any video game.

This.

I burst into treats when I found out he died...

Being a Piñata must suck eh?


Posted by: Mikey Starr 340
Posted by: DeathBySniper
Posted by: ki113r
He said: "My moms dad you peice of -blam!-, I'm going to find where you live and kill you."
Beware. His mom's dad.
His mom's a dad? May god help you OP.


Posted by: Kal0r57
if you had an apple with a staw n you poked the apple though with it and a pebble hadnt dropped thru it'd stop straw inside the apple because gravity cant apple?


Posted by: A jacal
Posted by: DeathBySniper
If you didn't want that, then you shouldn't have posted something as inflammatory as "I used to go to church, but then I realized it was a load of crap".

Smooth countertrolling.


I said it - but we don't have to talk about it.

Its like you saying:
"Okay everyone before I show you this video about a cow I like bunnies."

Actually, it isn't anything like that. Nevermind.

jacal


Posted by: General Dripik
Posted by: BadBall3r47
Posted by: General Dripik
Posted by: ferrrari
Posted by: aSquirtle117
FACT: Women on average have better aim then men.

Which idoit told you that?
I could not resist.
Making a typo doesn't make you an idiot.
Never called him one my good man, I just thought it was ironic....

*facepalm*


Posted by: Trancendentfury
Posted by: Tartan 118
Posted by: PILULE
If we must take this information with large claws pickle rigor

....I can't even think of an amusing response to this.

I lol'd should go on the flood funny sayings. :P


Posted by: UnclogTheToilet
Posted by: Viktor Reznov
No. I should of won.
Don't worry Viktor. You shall have your revenge.


Posted by: I am Dave
Posted by: TES Christian
Man you sound so bad ass and hard! No seriously, this made me lol!

Mmm, I had this lady yell at me for picking up a watermellon. Wtf.
Was she a Redguard?


Posted by: WyIdfyre
Posted by: Alex Mason
Posted by: Viktor Reznov
Reznov! I've been looking everywhere for you!

Omfg, I lol'd


Posted by: DoubleMatt
Posted by: Alex Mason
Can I wish for the game to be cancelled?
... why can't you be stuck in that torture chair


Posted by: snaky jones
Well of course he's better than Bieber,Bieber is the dirt under the dirt under the dirt under my shoe.


Posted by: easyas123
Posted by: Sam The Fisher
Call of duty fan much? For the record, the Spetsnaz aren't special. They're the Russian equivalent of the SEALs, SAS, SFOD-D, etc... Tier 1 SOG.
Aren't you supposed to be spending quality time with your daughter who you thought was dead?


Dotes: Posted on 17th of December.
Posted by: Tucker 051
No, I'm on summer break.


Posted by: Mister Math
Posted by: irishfreak
Posted by: iSparki Returns
I have been informed by a friend of mine who said he wanted to be kept anonymous
My bs detector is off the scale
Likewise.


Posted by: munk07
I was suspended from matchmaking because they said I left too many games, though I never leave games. I am not a RAGE QUITER!

I also was put on the blacklist again, though I was using the Flood Forums..

I hate bungie for Banning people who boost. First of all. The boosting does not effect gameplay.

I hate bungie for not making the armor effect gameplay.

I hate bungie for being bungie and being -blam!-.

I hate how they listen to kids who suck at this game, and change the whole !UBER_BLAM! game so the kids can actually get a kill.

I hate bungie for giving the recon out to everyone and not making it a cool armor anymore, because everyone has it.

[I really like that armor and I hear -blam!- all the time. 'Why do you wear that armor, its -blam!-, everyone has it.']

And that is why I hate bungie.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
I know someone who needs a hug!


Posted by: Bungie Sam
"This is.. Oh I've forgotten his name again.. What was it?"

*enters rude word for Gary, your rival*

"This is ****-face, your best friend. He'll be going on this adventure with you."

*giggles*


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Blame Notch, wait, I mean Stosh.

Snotsch.


Posted by: Scorch676
And remember everyone, the next time you strike your girlfriend/wife and she threatens to call the cops on you, she's really just turned on ;)

Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
What if she's unconscious?


Posted by: dambem
Posted by: lachteamsea
my opinion on halo legends was i quite liked it.
there is nothing wrong of having cultural decent in anime thats what makes us.
why be dissapointed all japanese anime have japanese cultral stuff in it.
on the baby sitter well who care about the japanese building style if you wanted it to be different then ask another company to do it cause it was japanese company and if you guess if it was going to have japanese style buildings.


Posted by: English Language
WHY U RAEP ME?


Dotes: Horn tooter
Posted by: Duardo
You mean the time keeps changing every minute/hour and the date keeps changing every 24 hours?

It's called time.


[Edited on 12.24.2010 12:20 AM PST]

  • 10.03.2010 6:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Alt0173
Posted by: bobald
Posted by: spirit of sand
It always does, but you can bypass it... Derp

How?
You use me.



Posted by: Axelord FTW
What a...

great review! You got nouns, adjectives and even a few verbs in there.

You should write for The Escapist.


Posted by: Time Traveler
I won't dignify this thread with a response.

...


Posted by: Qbix89
I never really thought the CoD games had a story. You're just teleported places in order to kill people.


Posted by: snip3r dud33
CoD: Black Ops.


wait..


Posted by: jondoe4362
brool story co.


Posted by: Leafie
Posted by: snip3r dud33
I played with a person who sounded EXACTLY like taylor swift on xbox before, MORE THEN likly, not the real one :P

Their gt was Tayl0r Swift

and then i told them Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time.





... OF ALL TIME!

...you okay man?


Dotes: Recreation of thread "jokes"
OP:
Posted by: CounterCoyote
put here the best jokes u know


Posted by: Nomis Snow
knock knock


Posted by: Clueless313
This thread.

HAY-OH!


Posted by: X13
A congratulations from Brool Story Co.


Posted by: Shishka
Posted by: Loaja343
I've been sitting here for two hours straight awaiting what Bungie claimed woulkd finally be a decent Weekly Update and it hasn't appeared yet.

It's sure taking ages this week. What's the hold up, bungie?


Congratulations! You've been nominated for Shadenfreude. What is Schadenfreude, you ask? It's a game I made up just now.

How do you play? Well, nominations are taken from people that make extremely annoying posts (such as "How do you get Recon," or "Where is the Weekly Update?"). Then I choose a participant. That participant must complete the task I give them. Should they fail, they get martyred, while I lawl and lawl. Hence the name: Shadenfreude.

You're the first participant, so we'll make this simple:

Pick a number between one and seven.

You've got until 6pm PDT, or I blacklist you. Good luck!


Posted by: Shishka
I've got this image in my head.

In a healthy, happy neighborhood full of beautiful, perfectly kept houses, a young white boy in a tank top and kicks, his hat tipped to an obscure angle such as to prevent the visor from serving its purpose sitting in the plush surroundings of his father's entertainment room, Halo 3: ODST on the 48 inch plasma screen in front of him. Suddenly, he rises, his pants would fall to his ankles were it not for the leather belt holding them to his thighs:

"YEAH BOI. BUNGIE AINT GOT NOTHING ON DIS. BUNGIE AINT GOT NOTIN."

You see, he's just beaten ODST on normal difficulty. And now, the hood must know. He flashes a sign at his mother's cat, who yawns in reply, and shuffles as quickly as he can to his computer to type a very important message to his friends:

"yo yo hey so BUNGL cant touch me kno wut im sayin? i just handed osdst it ASS yo. yo BUNGL -blam!-z where's my br yo? y u gotta suk at ur own gam so bad dat u take out all the good weaponz and leave proz like me wantin a manz game with skill and good weapons like the br which is the only wepon dat recquirez PRO SKILLz. gime my -blam!- br u BUNGL noobz. BEE ARR."

Naturally, when I see his post, I assume he's attempting to speak in tongues, and ban him for religious discussion.


Posted by: Clueless313
Posted by: J D3wgMiIIenium
Posted by: Clueless313
Have you even played Fallout 3?
._.


I'm guessing by your name you wouldn't know much either.

Totally clever and completely original.


Posted by: IYIysterious
Posted by: Sillycheesy man
Posted by: I am an alien


Rha's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.....

DO NOT CLICK. LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PAGE.
Calm down, its just an average, ordinary, safe pag...

OH GOOODDDDD, MY EYES!!!!


Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: WyIdfyre
Personality and features, mainly.
Mainly? That mainly sums up a person.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: ApolloCree
Posted by: BigBadBull94
Posted by: ApolloCree
Your answer is yes.
Yes?
Yes

I predict the future.


Posted by: Yoozel
I take my sugar and cream with a little coffee.


Posted by: ElementWrath
Posted by: Mattty Man 007
Posted by: ElementWrath
Posted by: Stoneenergy
Crapping myself on the beach, in public.
That really does suck...but it's still hilarious, how did that happen?
I think he just defecated in front of others. LOL it doesnt get better than that.
Funny thing that...Stoneenergy is a girl.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: VitalHalofreak
i don't like kmart, he banned me from b.net just because i linked a "leak" that wasn't my own
Actually I banned you for a different reason, but whatever.


Posted by: Mac12
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Noobkilla73
Posted by: Sil3nce0
No, I don't, but I know this guy a grade above me who has turrets.
Must be a warzone in that class.
Hopefully it's a nerf turret and not a real one, otherwise I predict many casualties.
Oh believe me I have some pretty painful Nerf guns in my room. The original rocket launcher, the vulcan, the alpha trooper.


Posted by: Audon Tomn
Posted by: chode
Why should we car?

It's faster than walking.


Posted by: The OP
Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: The OP
Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: The OP
DAD?
Son.
Since when did you come here?
Last year.
:o
But you've been dead for 2...


Posted by: Prudis
Posted by: stfu stupid head
and im a highschool jock
It shows...


Posted by: Nuclear Xmas
I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person.


***-***-****: Yoo

Me: Hello

Me: By the way, who is this?

***-***-****: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry.

Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient.

Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you?

Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar?

Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?!

Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword?

Taylor: I do not...

Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage?

Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye.

Me: ...But the prophecy!!!

Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee

Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior.

Taylor: Yep.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls.

And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.

But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made.

Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice".

One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted.


[Edited on 01.11.2011 5:34 PM PST]

  • 10.03.2010 6:09 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Posted by: Recon Number 54
I lean towards Nurture.

I am adopted, and so I believe that I am more a product of my upbringing than of my genetics.

To me, genetics are the paper and ink, but upbringing are the words on the page. I can't change the type of paper, I can't change the color of the ink, but the words that make up who I am? Those were written each day of my life after I was born.


Posted by: Wolf Krieger
I'm just going to stick with my trademark arguement here. Don't know, don't care.


Recreation of thread ":) or :("
OP:Posted by: blazorazor
choose your side below by posting its emoticon

[:) for happy smiley :( for sad smiley]


Posted by: Mad Cat 74
:3


Posted by: iiTZ KiNgMaGZxX
:L


Posted by: LOTS OF WAFFLES
:FD


Posted by: ROO24
>_>


Posted by: The Holy Taco
:/


Posted by: DarkestEquation
:)


Posted by: OMGiTzMeTaLCoRe
T_T


Posted by: Brigadier Fox
=^.^=


Posted by: blazorazor
i asked for either

:)

or

:(

and i get a bunch of random emiticons tht i dont even know wat they mean

lol


Posted by: jaythenerdkid
D:


Posted by: blazorazor
:)


Posted by: ROO24
(._.)


Posted by: regimechange
=3


Posted by: iiTZ KiNgMaGZxX
>:[


Posted by: St33l Bu11et
:P


Posted by: GoddessOfCreed
*>_<


Posted by: AssCutter
:l

Middle path is the best.


Posted by: Dthen
:|

It's almost 8 am and I haven't slept yet.


Posted by: precurser
>[:^|


Posted by: khagda
1st!!!

now whats this about maturity?


Posted by: nosnhoj420
Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
I say we clone a human being just to see if the end product has a soul.

If it does, hooray! If it doesn't, that's God mocking us for trying to do his job.
oh they have soulometers now?


Posted by: ShepDaLifeAddict
oh My Lord.
would you be so kind...and GTFO


Posted by: CHOASAGENT
We are equals.

Prove me wrong.


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
I would revolt, but I'm too lazy.


Posted by: BiologicalVirus
technically the moderators are the rulers...oh great moderators we praise thee highly let us not be thy banned


Posted by: seven blind mice
Gandalf: "YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!"
>BOOM!<
Balrog: "RAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" >FALLS<
>Gandalf turns<
>loud noise and burning whip hits<
>Gandalf falls<
Frodo: No, no, no somebody tell me this isn't happening!"
Command: "UNSC Gandalf, do you read me?!"
Borimir: " Gandalf is dust, we need to get out of here!"
>Falcon flies away<
> Assault carrier looms overhead<


Posted by: Redthunda69
Posted by: Firefly887
Posted by: Redthunda69
1. Get fishing pole
2.Go to where electric guitars live
3.????
4.Profit
I don't have any worms on me at the moment ):
I've got some :(


Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Posted by: petitminou
Me.

Everyone else just sucks.
D:

</3
Aww, you suck in a completely different way.


Posted by: Exscaliber71
Posted by: ZombieRocket
Posted by: Me wuv chief
I'm just glad that we (Russia) aren't the bad guys in a game for once.

This.

I was beginning to feel bad for you guys after all the game's ive played where you're killing Russians the whole time.
Remember... No Russian...


Posted by: MadSpooning
Posted by: claivin
Posted by: Spoogle
You take all of your clothes off? What the -blam!-? You're just supposed to pull down your pants and underwear.

B-
B-
But-
Optimal pooing performance.
I lold so hard.


Posted by: ilovehaterzzzzz
Posted by: HyperWiz
Posted by: lolman3333
I'm just going to take a stab in the dark and say that your name is Simon. Is this correct?
No it isn't Simon.
I tink he twas takeeng abowt nomis snow


Posted by: COB475
That was pretty funny. I had to pull out my patented ROFL mat.


Posted by: BROWN HAWK
L.O.S.E.R.

Lapse Of Shooter-Efficient Reflexes.


Posted by: Pieman191
Posted by: Sgt Mag1
Posted by: Mingo245
Posted by: Sgt Mag1
Man I wish Vin was.
Dude... your coup... I loled so hard.
Your welcome.
Thanks.


Posted by: Gondile
Posted by: Spoogle
Spoogle
Who the hell is Spoogle, spoogle?


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: The Objectivist
Lol, astrology.
More like asstrollogy, right?


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Jacal
Gee I love false titles :\
I read that completely incorrectly.


Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Posted by: Xx GazzRion 33
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
LOL someone's got an e-crush
Come at me, bro.
Are you hitting on me? Control yourself Internet Casanova.


Posted by: JusSeeMe
Hmmmmmm Now say it in English


Posted by: waterpolo1
Kat is not a girl. He is a boy. If i had to take a girl home with me though, i'd take Justin Biber. She looks cute.


Posted by: reaper gs3
Posted by: Chuck berry22
Many of you claim a barter system, but where would be the incentive to invent?

*Rappels in through window*
The old, 'I'll give you a sack of corn for a bale of hey' ideals, if that's what you mean by 'incentive.' Or did I totally miss the point?


Posted by: XxBLU JELLOxX
Portal 2 will run on a engine 1/2 of Crysis like graphics, so Windows 7 will highly likely fail.


Posted by: XxBLU JELLOxX
Ever heard of looking on wiki?

Many problems are caused on windows 7 for source, plus somethin near a Nvidia geforce can run portal 2.


Posted by: XxBLU JELLOxX
He said 64 bit not 32, which only steam uses 32 bit for thier games.

Windows 7 64 bit.

CAN IT RUN PORTAL 2?? - this thread

I'm running Windows 7x64 on a top-end system (I7, full RAM, top NVidia adapter). Everything on it is updated and top-drawer. Is this just a no-go for Portal, or should I go looking for something that I can fix?

-Steam thread.


Posted by: XxBLU JELLOxX
I just found out, this games runs on the portal 2 engine.

If you can't run it, highly likely you can't play portal 2.

Alien Swarm

*Edit* found predicted portal 2 specs this


Posted by: DesertScorpio
6 year old - Mall of America

*Me* Hey, you have to wait your turn in line
*Kid* What are you gonna do about it? -Puffs up chest-
*Me* But your only a kid. You have to learn the rules.
*Kid* I'm not a kid. Today is my half birthday. Now I'm 6 and a half. Come at me, bro.


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by:SIMAN166
If a six year old actually said Come At Me Bro then I would literally punch him in the face and make him do a back flip in the air.
Thankfully I could supress my anger and me and my sister passed his sorry self in line...I mean, the spot didn't matter, but the next time someone says come at me bro I'm unzipping my pants and granting their wish.

(Maybe that's not a good idea)


Dotes: In a thread titled: Which FF character would you like to fight alongside you.
Posted by: spartain ken 15
Master chief...

We are talking about firefight right?!? :D


Posted by: Phillip J Fry
Posted by: readypartylong
Posted by: Joseph9307
ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about.
Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago.
Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :|


Posted by: BayBasher
"Taste knowledge you illiterate -blam!-!" *Hits him with a book and closes the door*


Posted by: BayBasher
Posted by: TehMightyMidgit
I'll say it, but if I sound retarded, I blame it on you.
Ok then.


Posted by: BayBasher
Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: Golfman52392
Posted by: ashbot
I giant ninja unicorn lifted him from his feet, and took him to...The Great Castle of Bungie, where Pineapple Jonnie found himself being...

Savagely raped by a thousand screaming Pineapples, ironically
But then everything got better and everyone became friends and had nice lives
Untill they all got nuked! The End!


Posted by: Romondpwns410
Posted by: Frank Woods
Medic on BF:BC2.

He had the XM88, I think.....

Posted by: Frank Woods
Does anyone else see the irony?


[Edited on 02.14.2011 3:05 PM PST]

  • 10.03.2010 6:09 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

Posted by: Rami730
Posted by: BayBasher
Posted by: G O R E25
Epilogue: And Johnny then woke up and had to go to school, leading his normal life again, where nothing that exciting ever happens.
Untill he realises that it's because he's in hell! Where he have to relive it all again! (Especially the -blam!-)
And the devil gave Johnny a free surprise buttsecks.


Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3
Posted by: Doomknight 117
But then this is coming from a Scottish view where school dances are usually formal kilt wearing occasions
You can't even comprehend how jealous I am


Posted by: Batchnator95
I want to punch the morons at school in the face, I wanna learn they don't, so why are they here at school?


Posted by: AboveClassified
What a idiot is.
Made my day.


Dotes: In response to a thread about scariest movies.
Posted by: da5boroughs
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never


Posted by: Budgetgravy
asian/10


Dotes: Subject: I miss Carl Sagan
Posted by: DERPZORZ
Posted by: john5550
I miss John Lennon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd


Posted by: Walshy Ez Ez
We missed 15 days due to snow so they toke our spring break and we are going to school til June the 15th,But they still make us go to school 2morrow.


Posted by: banj0
I'm afraid no one gives a crap.


Posted by: TES Christian
Posted by: ArchAssain
What is this outside you speak of? My grey bar is my life... Hmm maybe if I strangle it, the lack of oxygen will turn it blue!


Posted by: Murcielago00
Posted by: CultMiester4000
no, one does not simply '.'
girls simply " . " once a month...

whachuu tawkin bout?


Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary
Posted by: bobcast
Is this thread about TriGuy? If so I should lock this thread under the "No threads about individuals" rule.
Reported.


O.o do you possess the magical report button?
Everything I posses is magical.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: VanAlioSaldo
Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Wormholes are two LINKED Black holes...................?
Well if that's the case then when a wormhole hits another black hole in mid travel it creates an intersection.

I'd hate to be in that traffic jam.


Dotes: Topic was about a child being named Facebook
Posted by: danman101
''Facedesk''


Posted by: A Rabid Pie
The flood is biassedDidn't know the flood had two asses. We should probably see a doctor about that.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: Chobo 66
Double bag it.

One bag over her head and one over yours in case her bag comes off.
That is so far the best definition of double bag i've seen thus far.


Title: i weigh 357 Ibs and...OP:Posted by: Lostmarine754
Im tryin to be a bull rider what should i do


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Leave the poor bulls alone?


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Lostmarine754
i said bullriding and for the record im beautiful on the inside isn't that what counts?
If the bull goes "oooomph", then I don't think that he is concerned with your inner beauty.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Killer3474
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: nosnhoj420
an average bull weighs 2000+ lbs.

being ridden by a 347lb man is like wearing a schoolgirls backpack to him. or a large hat. stop being a jerk.
It would be like a 200 lb man with a 35 lb pack on his back.

How high can he jump and how free is his movement? It's a noticeable weight and for someone who is concerned about treating animals ethically, I am impressed that you are in favor of rodeo.
hey dude, you know that you aren't getting any points with the community right?

If I was worried about the opinions of others, especially others who are apparently unable to tell serious posts from non, then I would be terrified. But right now? I am not concerned in the least.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
Posted by: Lostmarine754
It was bad enough Recon was Cyber Bullying but now ur all bagging on him? leave him alone! he has a family and is pregnant
One minute, hating on him, next defending him. Leave.
I don't think that you understand.

If the goal is your reaction and outrage, such a poster will take multiple, varied and frequently contradictory positions in order to gain maximum grief/rage.

Are you telling me that you didn't see that?


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Lostmarine754
you are a ll racist against recon

They can't be racist, all of their text is the same color!

Oh wait, it's not the same color as mine.... Dayum!


Posted by: Yoozel
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Yoozel
Better question, will you be riding the bull or will it be riding you?

Discussions involving the "b-word" are specifically prohibited in the code of conduct. They even spell it correctly with "best____" instead of the common error of "beast____".

Just sayin'.
Don't be such a dirty old man recon! That's not what I meant.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: nosnhoj420
this thread is like watching a cop get hit in the face with a banana cream pie. i take the ninjas even less seriously than i did in the first place.

Ah, then my work here is done.

Laters!


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Lostmarine754
Posted by: The Gravity
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Lostmarine754
i said bullriding and for the record im beautiful on the inside isn't that what counts?
If the bull goes "oooomph", then I don't think that he is concerned with your inner beauty.
This proves that you can be a complete douche and a forum ninja.
Recon is cyber bullying me.

I am only working with the two bits of information that you gave us to work with.

Your desire to be a bull rider.
Your weight that (unless you are >7 feet tall) likely puts you into one class of obesity or another.

That is a lot of weight to put onto the back of a bull and expect it to buck.


Posted by: masterchef901
Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Posted by: tjs0620
No love for me?
No... None for me either. We're both alone :(
Join the club. I haz no recognitions.

EDIT: Wow. I even fail at being a loser.^^^^^


Posted by: Citrus Twist
Definitely Diarrhea. It goes down great and it comes out just as fast.


Posted by: Mingo245
Posted by: GummiBear115
Posted by: LLOOOOOOOL
Enjoy!


WARNING: May cause mental retardnation after exposure to for 10-15 minutes.

I can see that you suffered.
Absolute. Win.


Posted by: Masta Q
Posted by: MadMax888
Posted by: skinnbonez195
I mean how hard could I possibly be

0_o
Now there's a good Freudian slip.


Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Guys! It's not the end of the world, it's just Global Opposite Day!
So instead of everyone being alive, they will be dead...

/lookofdisapproval


Posted by: II NoXoN II
Posted by: Mr Reaganomics
Posted by: II NoXoN II
Scimmed
=/
I don't get it.


Posted by: demonhunter191
Posted by: Paragraphs
Why have you forsaken me? D:


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Posted by: Pieman191
Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
Zombies are coming for me.

Better eat my own brains
Best post ever of this thread.
That doesn't seem physically possible!

Actually, neither does drinking your own piss. . .
Pee in a cup, then drink it.
Now tell me what you just did.
Hell, Bear Grylls did it.


Posted by: Memphis blue 72
Posted by: MR DROZ
In the great depression everybody was living off rash ins.
Are you being serious?
R-A-T-I-O-N-S.
RATIONS.


Posted by: Vezakam
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Teh Nomad
I open the door...
...Get on the floor...
Everybody walk the Dinosaur!


Posted by: r3x f3r4l
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!


Posted by: Engrapadora
Do you your favorite color? I under and then. Where or if very? But for! Is great shark melon!?


[Edited on 03.12.2011 1:59 PM PST]

  • 10.03.2010 6:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Teh Slender Man
Do something!

"Dance puppet, dance!"

  • 10.03.2010 6:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Teh Slender Man
Do something!

"Dance -blam!-, dance!"

Fix'd to The Offspring version.

  • 10.04.2010 2:00 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/4/10)

From a thread called "Remix this line!"
Posted by: Nelthen Redstor
I throw my computer in the air sometimes
sayin ayo
this thread is ghey-o


[Edited on 10.05.2010 4:36 AM PDT]

  • 10.04.2010 7:14 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings


Posted by: Bapabooiee
*pets Mitsy*


*pets the elite*

  • 10.04.2010 10:16 AM PDT


Posted by: Teh Slender Man
Do something!


Why not hug Dumb Door? :D

  • 10.04.2010 10:17 AM PDT

Imma musician and things :3

DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC

This thread sucks because I'm not in it.

And now I am. Deal with it, loserssss.

  • 10.04.2010 10:26 AM PDT

- Dragon Ball/Z/GT and it's merchandise are awesome.
- All "abriged" parodies are hilarious.
- Humanity, as a whole, is stupid.
- I have asperger's syndrome
- This is the best used 20 seconds of your life
- Official helper to the Halo: Reach - The Armor You'll Be Wearing This Fall! Thread


Posted by: UndeadOrange
SET START, TOUGH LUCK AND CATCH ON.


He said that in a response to the "Giant Spaceships HEADING FOR EARTH?!?!! REAL!" thread.

  • 10.04.2010 12:30 PM PDT

I'm surprised you're not banned yet.

  • 10.04.2010 12:36 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Open this page
Then play this song
You're welcome

After 2 years of giving the Flood solid gold I'm still on on here... *sniff*

  • 10.04.2010 12:56 PM PDT


Posted by: TheMaverick444
After 2 years of giving the Flood solid gold I'm still on on here... *sniff*


That's Sad Dude

  • 10.04.2010 1:37 PM PDT

Does nobody remember that night when there were at least twenty different topics all about how a guy found his dad with his girlfriend from everyone's point of view, like "I just came in through my dog flap and found my owner and my other owner's girlfriend making out! WHAT SHOULD I DO??!!?"

There were tonnes of these all in one night!!
It was so funny:p
MP

  • 10.05.2010 2:38 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/4/10)


Posted by: A Dumb Door

Don't Ask Flood for Advice


lol I actually remember that one! ^^
MP

  • 10.05.2010 2:48 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings


Posted by: Teh Slender Man

Posted by: sargeantomeg4
I'm surprised you're not banned yet.
I'm suprised you're still a total dick!
I'm surprised you don't know you're adopted.

Or was it that you don't know sarcasm... meh, I'm sure both are true!

  • 10.05.2010 8:24 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/5/10) ***

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010


Posted by: A Dumb Door
[Attempting for top of page. I am estimating a need for 6-7 more posts.]


I thik- thin- thin, damn it! You're a bit off.

EDIT: Man, I was in so many of those quoted threads. Not even funny, like being next to the hot girl and then she just walks away; damn tease. Wait, I've been banned a couple times.. is that why I don't have any quites or am I just that un-damn-lucky?

[Edited on 10.05.2010 9:14 PM PDT]

  • 10.05.2010 9:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
Posted by: A Dumb Door
[Attempting for top of page. I am estimating a need for 6-7 more posts.]


I thik- thin- thin, damn it! You're a bit off.

EDIT: Man, I was in so many of those quoted threads. Not even funny, like being next to the hot girl and then she just walks away; damn tease. Wait, I've been banned a couple times.. is that why I don't have any quites or am I just that un-damn-lucky?
I say this to everyone that things that I've wronged them by not adding them. I'm just one person. I don't get to read every post. A lot of these are user-submitted. Just submit some of your own if you think that they're good enough.

  • 10.05.2010 9:43 PM PDT


Posted by: Covy Killer

Posted by: Busting Balls
Don't bust my balls

Irony.




I thought it was funny...

  • 10.05.2010 9:52 PM PDT