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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/5/10) ***

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

On it twice. I feel important.

  • 10.05.2010 10:05 PM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

  • 10.06.2010 5:00 AM PDT


Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

I like Sauron.

  • 10.06.2010 5:10 AM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: Covy Killer

Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

I like Sauron.


That doesn't make him important.

  • 10.06.2010 5:11 AM PDT


Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: Covy Killer

Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

I like Sauron.


That doesn't make him important.

Well, that's too bad.

  • 10.06.2010 5:13 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: Hemaskk
Posted by: Covy Killer
Posted by: Hemaskk
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

I like Sauron.


That doesn't make him important.

I like Sauron. Therefore he is important.

  • 10.06.2010 7:00 AM PDT

A kamikaze attack? Good, that's one bastard down.
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Posted by: Achronos
Make no mistake - you do NOT have freedom of speech on our website. You do have the freedom to go elsewhere. Take the hint.


Achronos, on the Flood, beating down a 'Flying Rectum'


Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

How many times are you on the list?

  • 10.06.2010 12:14 PM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: THE Byrne X

Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

How many times are you on the list?


How many times are you on the list?

  • 10.06.2010 2:39 PM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: Hemaskk
Posted by: Covy Killer
Posted by: Hemaskk
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
On it twice. I feel important.


Well you aren't.

I like Sauron.


That doesn't make him important.

I like Sauron. Therefore he is important.


To you,yes, in the world, no.

  • 10.06.2010 2:39 PM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
Posted by: A Dumb Door
[Attempting for top of page. I am estimating a need for 6-7 more posts.]


I thik- thin- thin, damn it! You're a bit off.

EDIT: Man, I was in so many of those quoted threads. Not even funny, like being next to the hot girl and then she just walks away; damn tease. Wait, I've been banned a couple times.. is that why I don't have any quites or am I just that un-damn-lucky?
I say this to everyone that things that I've wronged them by not adding them. I'm just one person. I don't get to read every post. A lot of these are user-submitted. Just submit some of your own if you think that they're good enough.


I know that, but it's just that close. You get it and I know it's not an easy job.

  • 10.06.2010 3:33 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: Hemaskk
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
I like Sauron. Therefore he is important.


To you,yes, in the world, no.

No, to the world as well.

  • 10.07.2010 3:51 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/6/10) *

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Here's one. In the 'Songs that are Inappropriate to Play During Sex' thread:


Posted by: paulster5315

Posted by: sam mottershead

Posted by: Addison Stone
Barbie Girl.

It'd be impossible to hold an erection.


naa the beat and drums gives you a good rhythm ;)
I thought about it, and he's got a point there.


EDIT: Random quote I found in notepad:

Posted by: Mosh Pit Money

Posted by: DamagedSponge
Wow, feelings feel as peeps poop.


Wait...wat...?


EDIT2: Here's a short but amusing thread to recreate! Qbix owns this guy.

[Edited on 10.08.2010 3:30 AM PDT]

  • 10.08.2010 2:59 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/5/10) ***

A word that will make vegans stop in their tracks and convert.

Posted by: SX P a n d a
Anyone considering converting to vegetarianism or veganism look no further, I have the one word that can cause you to make your decision, one word that to a vegetarian is the very meaning of the word regret. What word do I speak of I hear you ask?...


...bacon.

  • 10.08.2010 11:42 AM PDT

Gamertag:: |stealth4ce|
Bungie.net Profile:: |xNoBlex Ramen|
Hook me up for a play-date

You ordered cheese pizza without the cheese.

  • 10.08.2010 2:29 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: spngefan11
A word that will make vegans stop in their tracks and convert.

Posted by: SX P a n d a
Anyone considering converting to vegetarianism or veganism look no further, I have the one word that can cause you to make your decision, one word that to a vegetarian is the very meaning of the word regret. What word do I speak of I hear you ask?...


...bacon.

This comment. It's so...so...full of win.

  • 10.08.2010 5:08 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/6/10) *

*bleep bloop*

Achievement Unlocked: A waste of a human being.

Waste your time on a CoD game and reach a high prestige (10th or 15th).


Posted by: DabilahroNinja
Germany called, they want their wall fragments back.

  • 10.08.2010 5:21 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/8/10) ****

Posted by: spngefan11
Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell!

Gamers: No u.

There was another one, let me get it.

Posted by: Fender 159
Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.


EDIT: Success.jpg

[Edited on 10.08.2010 9:19 PM PDT]

  • 10.08.2010 9:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

This made me LOL hard!

Posted by: RoundedHalo

Posted by: The Ghost of Jon

Posted by: RoundedHalo

Posted by: The Ghost of Jon

Posted by: LOTS OF WAFFLES
*Takes off glasses dramatically

"My God....."
I know, amazing. Is it not?
Indeed it is. Pray tell, when do we set out on our quest?
It appears the hour is upon us, shall we set sail?
Let us depart.


EDIT:

Posted by: Bungie2

Posted by: Mr Evil 37
This is the funniest thread in the history of the universe.


Agreed, let it be known that on this day, the Flood finally made something genuinely hilarious and never before posted.

~B2


EDIT2:

Posted by: Kashaki Q

Posted by: Heliossoileh1
None. If I wanted to play a puzzle game, I'd buy a jigsaw.

You're not a good person you know that? Good people don't end up here.


EDIT3: Hilarious recreateable thread!!

[Edited on 10.09.2010 7:23 AM PDT]

  • 10.09.2010 1:07 AM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010


Posted by: spngefan11
Posted by: spngefan11
Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell!

Gamers: No u.

There was another one, let me get it.

Posted by: Fender 159
Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.


EDIT: Success.jpg


Try hard much? Wait a minute, I may need to rethink that..

  • 10.11.2010 3:32 AM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3

Posted by: spngefan11
Posted by: spngefan11
Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell!

Gamers: No u.

There was another one, let me get it.

Posted by: Fender 159
Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.


EDIT: Success.jpg


Try hard much? Wait a minute, I may need to rethink that..

Why is it that your posts always make my brain explode?

  • 10.11.2010 11:45 AM PDT
  • gamertag: Skiigz
  • user homepage:

Don't be sketchy.

Lulz to be had.


Posted by: WatsInMyCheerios

Posted by: iNova

Posted by: WatsInMyCheerios

Posted by: Sarakura
No one is with you, if God didn't want us to eat animals, he shouldn't have made them so tasty.

But this is unnecessary. We can drink our own pee and eat our own poop to survive. We will not have to harm the poor veggies and animals. We could all live in peace. No humans ruling the world. There will be a gigantic animal and plant senate with two animals and plants from every species on Earth to govern everyone.

poo and pee are toxic

Your argument cannot be countered, therefore it is invalid.

  • 10.11.2010 12:35 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Hell is for hero's.... they got screwed.

  • 10.11.2010 12:39 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/10/10) (Happy 10/10/10!)

"I said I never had much use for one....never said I didn't know how to use it."


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: worm movies
Posted by: Grunt Chietain
Posted by: worm movies
boooooo

*throws ham*

*throws toast*

AAAARGH MY EYE


I feel special.

  • 10.11.2010 2:50 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/10/10) (Happy 10/10/10!) *

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3

Posted by: spngefan11
Posted by: spngefan11
Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell!

Gamers: No u.

There was another one, let me get it.

Posted by: Fender 159
Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.


EDIT: Success.jpg


Try hard much? Wait a minute, I may need to rethink that..

Why is it that your posts always make my brain explode?


Damn ye, I'm lost?

Or thank me, I'm lost?

[Edited on 10.11.2010 5:06 PM PDT]

  • 10.11.2010 5:05 PM PDT