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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary
Here's a tip.

If you find yourself questioning whether or not a topic is suitable for the flood. It isn't.

  • 12.04.2010 7:44 AM PDT

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  • 12.07.2010 9:59 PM PDT

Why hello there.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54181231
Thread made me lol a bit.

  • 12.14.2010 5:50 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

WHERE IS THE CHEERIOS STORY?!!!

  • 12.18.2010 10:05 AM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

I will never sch for myself in there again... far too much of a mind-ache.

  • 12.18.2010 10:11 AM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

Coup takeover
Made me laugh.

  • 12.19.2010 5:07 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/5/10) ***

Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
D&D Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Political Alignment: Social Democracy (Left)
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Favourite Film: The Dark Knight
Favourite Game: Mass Effect 2
Preferred Weapon: Franchi SPAS-12

The Reznov ones were epic.

  • 12.20.2010 9:25 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10
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Don't take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Posted by: munk07
I was suspended from matchmaking because they said I left too many games, though I never leave games. I am not a RAGE QUITER!

I also was put on the blacklist again, though I was using the Flood Forums..

I hate bungie for Banning people who boost. First of all. The boosting does not effect gameplay.

I hate bungie for not making the armor effect gameplay.

I hate bungie for being bungie and being -blam!-.

I hate how they listen to kids who suck at this game, and change the whole !UBER_BLAM! game so the kids can actually get a kill.

I hate bungie for giving the recon out to everyone and not making it a cool armor anymore, because everyone has it.

[I really like that armor and I hear -blam!- all the time. 'Why do you wear that armor, its -blam!-, everyone has it.']

And that is why I hate bungie.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
I know someone who needs a hug!


Epic Win.

[Edited on 12.20.2010 2:33 PM PST]

  • 12.20.2010 2:32 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.


Posted by: CrazyPeanut

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Teh Slender Man
Do something!

"Dance -blam!-, dance!"

Fix'd to The Offspring version.


"Dance, monkey, dance!"

  • 12.21.2010 6:07 AM PDT

I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity...

*facenail*

  • 12.21.2010 12:12 PM PDT

Calculus calms my troubled mind

Thought this was kindof funny:

Posted by: Left The Library
Wow! I am a dick!

  • 12.21.2010 12:35 PM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: hotstreak666
I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity...

*facenail*


*Continues creepily following you*

  • 12.21.2010 12:36 PM PDT


Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: hotstreak666
I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity...

*facenail*


*Continues creepily following you*



0_o

*faceepicsuicide*

  • 12.21.2010 12:46 PM PDT

Calculus calms my troubled mind


Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Blame Notch, wait, I mean Stosh.

Snotsch.

  • 12.22.2010 1:19 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

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  • 12.22.2010 2:02 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: hotstreak666

Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: hotstreak666
I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity...

*facenail*


*Continues creepily following you*



0_o

*faceepicsuicide*


*Begins to eat face off*

  • 12.23.2010 3:08 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

"98% of teenagers surround there mind with rap. If you part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature."

Posted by: A Dumb Door
A list of words we can't use
THATS NOT A FLOOD THREAD!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!!

  • 12.23.2010 3:42 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

Posted by: hotstreak666
I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity...

*facenail*


Never thought it'd reach this level, eh? It has..

  • 12.23.2010 10:40 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Tooting my own horn, but I thought this was funny.

  • 12.23.2010 11:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
Tooting my own horn, but I thought this was funny.
Indeed it was. Added specially for you!

  • 12.24.2010 12:21 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

- Sir! We are surrounded!
- Great! Now we can attack in every direction!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia
Poem writes you !

I think this threads funny because of all the cake saying.

Here

[Edited on 12.25.2010 2:30 AM PST]

  • 12.25.2010 2:29 AM PDT

Gamertag: AC Mobius

RIP Derek Farley


Posted by: Spartanr63
Posted by: A Dumb Door
A list of words we can't use
THATS NOT A FLOOD THREAD!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!!
Still pretty notable.

  • 12.25.2010 3:27 AM PDT
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Thousands of Hunters?
Millions of Scarabs?
Bring it on!

HERPIE DERPIE Didily DOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 12.25.2010 11:16 AM PDT