*Facepalm*
and what gun doesn't tear though flesh? a squirt gun?
Forklifts don’t die. They’re just missing in action.
Pooping isn't something I enjoy, nor is it something that takes time. I get in there, drop the packages, then get out. I'm like UPS. What can brown do for you?
Posted by: TheDemonicBird O
After reading this today I feel that it is needed in this thread:
Posted by: Recon Number 54
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls.
And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.
But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made.
Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice".
One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted. WIN