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Posted by: waterpolo1
Kat is not a girl. He is a boy. If i had to take a girl home with me though, i'd take Justin Biber. She looks cute.

  • 01.31.2011 7:20 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by:SIMAN166
If a six year old actually said Come At Me Bro then I would literally punch him in the face and make him do a back flip in the air.


Thankfully I could supress my anger and me and my sister passed his sorry self in line...I mean, the spot didn't matter, but the next time someone says come at me bro I'm unzipping my pants and granting their wish.

(Maybe that's not a good idea)

Posted by: DesertScorpio

6 year old - Mall of America

*Me* Hey, you have to wait your turn in line
*Kid* What are you gonna do about it? -Puffs up chest-
*Me* But your only a kid. You have to learn the rules.
*Kid* I'm not a kid. Today is my half birthday. Now I'm 6 and a half. Come at me, bro.






[Edited on 02.01.2011 3:44 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 3:41 PM PDT
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  • 02.05.2011 12:52 AM PDT

what

  • 02.05.2011 11:17 AM PDT

Xez

-blam!- you for bumping.

  • 02.05.2011 11:19 AM PDT

Check my file share.

Wat dis be, I don't even

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  • 02.05.2011 11:21 AM PDT

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  • 02.05.2011 6:32 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

It has been a long ass time since I've contributed to this thread, with a smile on my face I'd like to add this:

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Master chief...

We are talking about firefight right?!? :D


The thread was titled "Which FF character would you like to fight alongside you." Obviously about Final Fantasy.

  • 02.06.2011 7:43 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Posted by: DRO kid510
The biggest risk you can take, is not taking one at all.

There was this little exchange YEARS ago involving me and Cortana 5...made me look like a complete fool, but it was funny.

Here

Bottom of page 1, quote involving Cortana 5 and me.


Even years later, I still get a little laugh out of it. :)

  • 02.07.2011 1:37 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Posted by: Phillip J Fry


Posted by: readypartylong


Posted by: Joseph9307
ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about.

Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago.

Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :|

  • 02.10.2011 8:12 PM PDT

whoops i -blam!- that quote up.

  • 02.10.2011 8:13 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

FORMULA WAS HERE


Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.


this ^

  • 02.11.2011 1:28 AM PDT

Posted by: BayBasher
Ugh, why did they make winning so painful?!


Many tried, but just can’t beat me
They all say it’s hard but to me it’s rather easy
To do what I do, better then the rest
It takes four words, I Am THE BEST!


Posted by: BayBasher
"Taste knowledge you illiterate -blam!-!" *Hits him with a book and closes the door*


Posted by: BayBasher

Posted by: TehMightyMidgit
I'll say it, but if I sound retarded, I blame it on you.

Ok then.



Posted by: BayBasher

Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: Golfman52392

Posted by: ashbot
I giant ninja unicorn lifted him from his feet, and took him to...


The Great Castle of Bungie, where Pineapple Jonnie found himself being...

Savagely raped by a thousand screaming Pineapples, ironically


But then everything got better and everyone became friends and had nice lives

Untill they all got nuked! The End!


Posted by: Rami730

Posted by: BayBasher

Posted by: G O R E25

Epilogue: And Johnny then woke up and had to go to school, leading his normal life again, where nothing that exciting ever happens.

Untill he realises that it's because he's in hell! Where he have to relive it all again! (Especially the -blam!-)


And the devil gave Johnny a free surprise buttsecks.

  • 02.11.2011 1:46 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: readypartylong
Posted by: Phillip J Fry


Posted by: readypartylong


Posted by: Joseph9307
ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about.

Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago.

Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :|

I hope you know that the guy who said he lol'd was being sarcastic.

  • 02.12.2011 6:31 AM PDT


Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: readypartylong
Posted by: Phillip J Fry


Posted by: readypartylong


Posted by: Joseph9307
ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about.

Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago.

Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :|

I hope you know that the guy who said he lol'd was being sarcastic.

I thought it was funny.

  • 02.12.2011 5:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3

Posted by: Doomknight 117
But then this is coming from a Scottish view where school dances are usually formal kilt wearing occasions
You can't even comprehend how jealous I am

  • 02.14.2011 3:10 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: AboveClassified
What a idiot is.
Made my day.


Seemed like an obvious thing to say in a thread such as this, but still, very humorous, IMO.

  • 02.17.2011 7:14 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

1. Half-Life 2
2. Mass Effect 3
3. Mass Effect 2
4. Tie between Halo 3 and CoD4
5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

I posted this around the time BO came out. Some guy said MW2 wasn't as bad as it used to be and this is what happened.
Posted by: znickz95

Posted by: slayer2142

Posted by: znickz95

Posted by: BR131

Posted by: znickz95

Posted by: john5550
*Puts in MW2*
*Finds game*
*Gets spawn killed in the same spot 20 times by an AC-130*
*Nuke gets called in*
*Walks to computer*
Bullcrap.


Pfft...
-puts in MW2-
-finds game-
-full of boosters-
-nuke-
-comes back to computer-
On second thought...Bullcrap -_-

You guys are doin it wrong...
-puts in MW2-
-finds game-
-OMA danger close noob tubes-
-nuke-
-comes back to computer-
...I quit


No no, i gotta do it again...
-grabs mw2-
-looks at it-
-throws it out the window-
-blam!- it

Whats the big deal
-puts in mw2-
-realizes I don't have gold anymore-
-Trys single player-
-Is checkpoint traped-
-comes back to computer-
-blam!- this -blam!-


-goes outside and gets it-
-puts it in my Xbox-
-it spits it out at me-
Wtf?! Your the MW2 xbox, why do you hate your own game??
-message comes up-
I HATE THIS -blam!- GAME!
-takes out MW2 and puts in BFBC2-
-Smiley face appears on the screen- =)
Me: O.o...

  • 02.20.2011 8:32 AM PDT

1. Half-Life 2
2. Mass Effect 3
3. Mass Effect 2
4. Tie between Halo 3 and CoD4
5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

Thread: What do you want to be when you're older?

Posted by: Bornswavia
Posted by: john5550

Posted by: Bornswavia
Posted by: Th4EvilH4nd
I want to be John Lennon.

Can I be Paul McCartney?

I will be George Harrison. Cause I might have cancer too so.

Now we just need some real loser to be Ringo. Poor guy.

  • 02.20.2011 8:38 AM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: TheLostGamerTag
Ironic Thread is Ironic

Good times.

  • 02.20.2011 8:48 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011

1. Half-Life 2
2. Mass Effect 3
3. Mass Effect 2
4. Tie between Halo 3 and CoD4
5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

Subject: I miss Carl Sagan

Posted by: DERPZORZ

Posted by: john5550
I miss John Lennon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd

  • 02.20.2011 8:53 AM PDT

Clinik
1986-2011

Now is a ghost.

Add this. NAO!

  • 02.20.2011 9:41 PM PDT

Starts getting funny at page 3...

  • 02.21.2011 12:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: VanAlioSaldo

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Wormholes are two LINKED Black holes...................?


Well if that's the case then when a wormhole hits another black hole in mid travel it creates an intersection.

I'd hate to be in that traffic jam.

  • 02.22.2011 3:11 PM PDT