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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: CultMiester4000
no, one does not simply '.'


girls simply " . " once a month...

whachuu tawkin bout?

  • 02.22.2011 3:49 PM PDT

^ approve



Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary

Posted by: Neptunne0100

Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary

Posted by: bobcast
Is this thread about TriGuy? If so I should lock this thread under the "No threads about individuals" rule.
Reported.


O.o do you possess the magical report button?
Everything I posses is magical.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

  • 02.22.2011 9:29 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

What in the cornbread hell!?!?

  • 02.24.2011 7:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: SweetTRIX

Posted by: Chobo 66
Double bag it.

One bag over her head and one over yours in case her bag comes off.


That is so far the best definition of double bag i've seen thus far.

  • 02.25.2011 3:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Citrus Twist
Definitely Diarrhea. It goes down great and it comes out just as fast.

  • 02.28.2011 3:13 PM PDT

I chuckled.

  • 02.28.2011 4:31 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Epic thread section

  • 03.01.2011 3:37 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011

Don't lase me bro!

BillThePenguin3 alerted me about this. Thought I'd take a screenshot.

Floodian Awareness FTW!

[Edited on 03.03.2011 7:59 PM PST]

  • 03.03.2011 7:56 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

my original profile
I'm 18 going to AU next year on an academic and dean's scholarship.

Posted by: Mexerican75
What in the cornbread hell!?!?
you trying to be funny achieved the exact opposite. I will now leave you to dwell upon how stupid what you just said really was. Goodnight and Goodbye Sir

  • 03.03.2011 8:04 PM PDT

Don't cross the white line.

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a Halo regular a fish, and he'll complain about the taste, color, type, size, where you found it, how you obtained it, whether or not you'll give him more fish later, and I don't know how many more things.And then when you give him another fish, he'll complain that it's not exactly like the first fish. Rinse and repeat."

Could this be considered?

  • 03.05.2011 4:29 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Masta Q
Posted by: MadMax888
Posted by: skinnbonez195
I mean how hard could I possibly be

0_o
Now there's a good Freudian slip.

  • 03.05.2011 10:16 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Guys! It's not the end of the world, it's just Global Opposite Day!

So instead of everyone being alive, they will be dead...

/lookofdisapproval


[Edited on 03.10.2011 3:56 PM PST]

  • 03.07.2011 6:52 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Posted by: Pieman191

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
Zombies are coming for me.

Better eat my own brains
Best post ever of this thread.
That doesn't seem physically possible!

Actually, neither does drinking your own piss. . .

Pee in a cup, then drink it.
Now tell me what you just did.

Hell, Bear Grylls did it.

  • 03.08.2011 8:45 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

A lot of hilarious quotes in this one. Also, camel nutsacks tastes like Coke. Go figure.

And this:
Posted by: Memphis blue 72

Posted by: MR DROZ
In the great depression everybody was living off rash ins.
Are you being serious?
R-A-T-I-O-N-S.
RATIONS.


[Edited on 03.08.2011 11:15 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2011 11:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Vezakam

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Teh Nomad
I open the door...

...Get on the floor...


Everybody walk the Dinosaur!

  • 03.10.2011 3:56 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: r3x f3r4l
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

  • 03.10.2011 3:56 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. On hold until I reserve a new page.
  • gamertag: [none]
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we cursh catpilers but can never seen buttrflys cause the catipllars evolve from a weedle into butterfree

  • 03.11.2011 1:19 PM PDT

Floodians whom I'm in a love square with:

camer guy 65
D A F T (daft_punk)
Sacred Flea

I watch this on loop when I'm bored.

Not to blow my horn or anything but I scored a few laughs with this thread.

  • 03.11.2011 3:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Rambo Stu
Not to blow my horn or anything but I scored a few laughs with this thread.

Douche Pawnch

  • 03.11.2011 3:05 PM PDT

Floodians whom I'm in a love square with:

camer guy 65
D A F T (daft_punk)
Sacred Flea

I watch this on loop when I'm bored.


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Rambo Stu
Not to blow my horn or anything but I scored a few laughs with this thread.

Douche Pawnch
You laughed, don't deny it :3

  • 03.11.2011 3:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Rambo Stu

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Rambo Stu
Not to blow my horn or anything but I scored a few laughs with this thread.

Douche Pawnch
You laughed, don't deny it :3

I laughed... Hard.

  • 03.11.2011 3:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Posted by: Rambo Stu

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Rambo Stu
Not to blow my horn or anything but I scored a few laughs with this thread.

Douche Pawnch
You laughed, don't deny it :3

I laughed... Hard.

Nobody said I didn't.
>.>
<.<

  • 03.11.2011 3:32 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Idoit.
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Social Infection
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11-16-10 The Flood War memorial day
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Frog Blast The Ventcore.


Posted by: Reborn Heratic
Posted by: Mexerican75
What in the cornbread hell!?!?
you trying to be funny achieved the exact opposite. I will now leave you to dwell upon how stupid what you just said really was. Goodnight and Goodbye Sir




Irony is not iron.

  • 03.11.2011 3:42 PM PDT

I like turtles



Posted by: Engrapadora
Do you your favorite color? I under and then. Where or if very? But for! Is great shark melon!?

  • 03.12.2011 12:18 PM PDT

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  • 03.12.2011 1:47 PM PDT