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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY

ANNIE

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:


And yet, no one loves you.
The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.

LOLWUT

  • 05.30.2009 3:29 PM PDT
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Wow that quote I am in is probably one of the lamest things I've seen in this forum, it's not even remotely funny. I like to think that I have said a few funny things here though but most of them are just flying over people's heads because these people find things like the quote I am in funny.

  • 05.30.2009 8:52 PM PDT
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The really good part of it? Is that if you are having fun while posting well and enjoying your time here, not only is your trust rating improving (and the title as a result), you begin to realize/understand that the REAL reward isn't a title or a colored banner. The real reward is that you're actually enjoying your time here and your interaction with other members of the community. -Recon Number 54

I deserve a quote D:

I've been here for a while.

._.

  • 05.30.2009 8:57 PM PDT

Posted by: MLG CTT Shadow
I deserve a quote D:

I've been here for a while.

Everyone who says they deserve a quote should keep a few things in mind.
1. Give me a funny quote, and I'll put it up. I'm not omniscient.
2. I am currently under a restricting glitch that will not let me edit my posts, so until that clears up, no new quotes for a little while.

  • 05.30.2009 10:05 PM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Posted by: MLG CTT Shadow
I deserve a quote D:

I've been here for a while.

._.
I could say I deserve a lot of things.

Too bad you actually have to work for things!

  • 05.30.2009 10:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Shrimpanzee
Posted by: F 0 N Z Y
Posted by: Vaporeon
Ewww! Who wants a girlfriend? They have cooties.



Said by the person with a Pokemon character as his name.

Bahaha. Sorry I just couldn't resist.

You have been clearly misinformed.

The pokemon Vaporeon is a sex god.

  • 05.31.2009 6:57 AM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:


And yet, no one loves you.
The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.


In the broad scale of the Internet... your post is insignificant.

  • 05.31.2009 9:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.

XD

  • 05.31.2009 9:31 AM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:


And yet, no one loves you.
The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.


In the broad scale of the Internet... your post is insignificant.

idgaf, as long as you know, I am content.

  • 06.01.2009 12:16 AM PDT

I believe that you can be a fan of all shooters,
COD, Halo, Gears of War,
I am a fanboy of all three, by the way,
And all I want is MORE!
Click here!

Hey, I'm at the back of the post! I wonder if anyone ever looks back here. . . *starts jacking off*. This is so -blam!- fun! No one will ever find me. -blam!- those -blam!- heads bwah hah hah!

You know, I hate forum spam, but I feel like misquoting someone else's quote of a quote of a huge huge wall of text. And merly writing "blame stosh".

Good day, sirs.

[Edited on 06.01.2009 5:40 AM PDT]

  • 06.01.2009 5:38 AM PDT

I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Posted by: Gzalzi
You probably have a higher chance to die if you are saving an ant normally....
Posted by: slayerspiddey
If there was an ant on the other side of a room, which was in a drop of water, and there was also a robot with a single shot deringer who fires on movement, but it only has 0.00001% accuracy, but you could leave safely, would you risk your life to save that ant?

  • 06.01.2009 1:43 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I don't care if my cup is half full or half empty. I want a refill!

  • 06.01.2009 3:33 PM PDT

Posted by: TheFloridiot
Posted by: stargaiden
Well then she would look like a guy and I would finally be able to act out my dark fantasies.
Hello, I don't believe we've met.

  • 06.03.2009 10:15 AM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Posted by: paulster5315
I don't care if my cup is half full or half empty. I want a refill!
But I don't have to go yet.

  • 06.04.2009 12:02 AM PDT

None of those made me laugh.

  • 06.05.2009 9:23 AM PDT

Meow?

Posted by: Tartan 118
*searches for self*

*looks in mirror*
Ah, here I am.



*gives number to a good pyschiatrist* you need it more than me.

  • 06.05.2009 9:27 AM PDT
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Andy

The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.

  • 06.05.2009 10:43 AM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Posted by: DynamicVamp
The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.
To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.

  • 06.05.2009 11:20 PM PDT

I'd give up everything just to make you happy.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

  • 06.07.2009 7:48 AM PDT
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Can you believe it?

Posted by: forandir
None of those made me laugh.

That's because you have no sense of humor.

:P

  • 06.07.2009 8:12 AM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Posted by: Pieman191
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


Your post.
It sucks.

[Edited on 06.07.2009 10:28 AM PDT]

  • 06.07.2009 10:28 AM PDT

Run to win. 1Cor 9:24

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: raison d etre
You actually want to be called a Floodian?

There you go.

Floodian
Noun: One who spends their life wandering The Flood, wastes his time there, knows half the people there, has been blacklisted at least once (debatable), and has been turned cynical from the spam in these forums.

You want that to be your definition?

That is now the definition of Floodian on Urban Dictionary.

  • 06.07.2009 12:14 PM PDT