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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

Posted by: xX Pur3RuSh Xx
If you watch Harry Potter backwards it's about a boy who thinks he's a wizard but in the end a fat man tells him he isn't so he locks himself under the stairs for the rest of his life.


Posted by: NavG123
-blam!- marriages? What's that?

When the two people getting married hit each other?


Posted by: Gamemaster12311
Posted by: Get Money Smurf
I can hate him if i wanna hate him.

he showed up to a costum party without a costum, he deserved to get kicked out
I deserve to hate you for not spelling "costume" correctly.....


Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: NarwhalsKing
I don't wanna see this happen to Mass erect 3.
I wouldn't be surprised, the writing is never good in those kinds of movies anyway.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Nicole Brennan
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: BeagleWeezles
The texture work is horrible...not saying Minecraft is golden, but compared to this, Notch is ace.

Look at the trees, their wood texture is repeated/stretched improperly...the...er...grr....


This is maddening for someone who creates textures.
You do realize that this isn't even in Alpha, right?

Before you start improving a bridge, it might be a good idea to build it first.
I thought you said you were full of bad ideas.
The bridge is made of C4, BTW. Forgot to mention that.


Posted by: Golfman52392
Posted by: Potatosaurus X
I dont know about you, but I have always wanted to buy out a little kid's lemonade stand.

Just walk right up there, plop down a few 20s and be like.

"Run along, this stand belongs to me now."
Corporate takeovers ftw.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: pigsinspace38
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
when really they're the ones who have the accent to me

stupidest statement ever.
The absolute sheer amount of thought that exists in this thread astounds me.


Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: BARAKHusainOBAMA
Who cares?
I knew I forgot something.


Posted by: Dyane
Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: Tibetz
Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: Tibetz
I want it to be more like Dragon Age: Origins, based on when you finish the romance, not when you finish the game.

And I want it to be more than ONE scene. I want a whole slew of stuff to do AFTER you've gotten laid.
*Pages Tali up the the captain's quarters*
*Sees Bed*
*Press A*

Actually, I was talking more about additional conversations and stuff to do OTHER than repeatable sex scenes.
Oh, yeah. I hate how I try and talk to Tali and Garrus and she's still in pre-relay mode and Garrus still has to do those crazy calibrations.
Roses are red, violets are blue, could you come back later, I'v got calibrations to do.


Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: xiTx CliNiK
Add this. NAO!
That was a fun day...
Until you almost blew us all up with an RPG.
Suck it up.


Posted by: Rocket Turtle
Midgets can suck my dick without bending over.

HOW IS THAT A BAD THING, AGAIN?


Posted by: Mad Cat 74
Posted by: JMO 137
Posted by: AuSam
Posted by: JMO 137
Posted by: AuSam
>Hottest Person
>Single Education School
>Is a guy


Wat do?
Him.
Not ghey.
What's your point?
He's being sarcastic.


Posted by: sargeantomeg4
Posted by: thearbiter2104
I -blam!- your mom, i -blam!- your moms, your moms did hand jobs for me
At least she's bringing home the money.


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Billy Mays here with pointless-thread away! Just apply, and let dry!


Posted by: Ociee
Dr Pepper.....

Trust me....I'm a Doctor.


Posted by: LordAustin16
Posted by: Gdude
Posted by: LordAustin16
Oh that girl. Ya she's a specific kind of gardening tool.
Fertilizer?
Fertilizer is not a tool.


Posted by: Big Black Bear
Posted by: sims3k
Your using the word over estimate wrong
You're using the word "your" wrong.


Posted by: EndersShadow
Posted by: ElementalRunner
Posted by: Stacker
Posted by: ElementalRunner
Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though.

April Fools thread
Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm
I thought it was pretty cool, haha.
Clinton thought an affair was cool...


Posted by: Personsen
Posted by: A HAM5TER
Posted by: master of ares
Remember kids . . . two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane!!
This thread is now non-retarted.
*ahem*

**retarded


Posted by: shibby76 wins
Posted by: footballkid18
Why were you walking up the stairs with a knife?
Someone used all of the hot water in the morning... must kill family.


Posted by: I ColdEmbrace I
I'm confused. Router or router?


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Posted by: chilled burrito

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Never been there. From what I hear I wouldn't care for it anyway.



I would not care for a muffin. But, would I eat it anyway?

What the crap does a muffin have to do with an internet board.


Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: BLAH BERRY 486
Donald trump is a complete dumass.
I'm certain he's smarter than you.


Posted by: MyNameIsSkittle
Find a suitable mate, and sneak up behind her. Yell 'SURPRIZE BUTTSMEX" as loud as you can and mount. When you are finished, slap a collar around her neck and write your name on her forehead.

This is the suitable mating ritual of a Flood member.


Dotes: Instructions were to smash face on keyboard, post results.
Posted by: Faux News
Posted by: Ehmanda
Dolphins are marine mammals that are closely related to whales and porpoises. There are almost forty species of dolphin in seventeen genera. They vary in size from 1.2 m (4 ft) and 40 kg (90 lb) (Maui's dolphin), up to 9.5 m (30 ft) and 10 tonnes (9.8 LT; 11 ST) (the orca or killer whale). They are found worldwide, mostly in the shallower seas of the continental shelves, and are carnivores, mostly eating fish and squid. The family Delphinidae is the largest in the Cetacean order, and evolved relatively recently, about ten million years ago, during the Miocene. Dolphins are among the most intelligent animals, and their often friendly appearance and seemingly playful attitude have made them popular in human culture.


Wow. My face is awesome.
No, your face is wikipedia.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Loaf
So, I don't care about my rights and i'm aware that I have none, I just want to have a good time online.
Breaking my own mute ban for a moment.

So you are saying that your ability to have a good time online is dependent on your voice being played through the headphones and speakers in the living rooms of strangers around the world?

You must REALLY have important things to say.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Illusion of Life
All of them, they orgasm over everything and can't tell the difference between a joke thread and a real thread.

If you had moved I wouldn't have gotten any on you.

Your own damned fault.


Posted by: KILLn Machine12
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Illusion of Life
True, true. So many of them talk about how they have such a good lawn and a wife when really their wife is imaginary and their 'lawn' is the backyard of their mom's house.

My wife, myself, my sister in law, the front lawn of my home. A lawn which kids are constantly on, for some reason. The apparently like the skating the steep driveway.
You kinda remind me of epic beard man.


Posted by: BayBasher
Posted by: Scare00
Well I'm not just saying i got it and thats it


Anyone wanna play sometime ??
Well... You're underage, so... No.


Posted by: II NoXoN II
Posted by: BubbleWrapLlama
Posted by: crumpster212
exactly thats my pointPosted by: BubbleWrapLlama
Posted by: crumpster212
C. it dosnt lag my computer at all.
Derp. It's on Xbox.
derp
Why would it lag your computer if you're on Xbox? I almost always have 2 Xboxes, 2 Laptops, and 1 computer all going at once, and I don't lag.

Edit: derp
derpedy derpedy derp dumb dumb


[Edited on 04.17.2011 9:21 PM PDT]

  • 03.12.2011 1:48 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: ytsmanman
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: ytsmanman
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: ytsmanman
IMMA PUNCH THE SUN
YEAH WELL IF YOURA PUNCH THE SUN I'LL PUNCH OUT THE SUN!
I'LL PUT THE GALAXY IN A FULL-NELSON!
IF YOU'LL PUT THE GALAXY IN A FULL-NELSON, I'LL PUT IT IN A FULL-NELSON WITH A CD-ROM DRIVE!
WELL I'LL TAKE THE FABRIC OF MULTI-DIMANSIONAL REALITY, UNWIND IT, AND THEN KNIT IT INTO A SWEATER


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: ytsmanman
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
IF YOU'LL PUT THE GALAXY IN A FULL-NELSON, I'LL PUT IT IN A FULL-NELSON WITH A CD-ROM DRIVE!
WELL I'LL TAKE THE FABRIC OF MULTI-DIMANSIONAL REALITY, UNWIND IT, AND THEN KNIT IT INTO A SWEATER
I'LL MAKE MYSELF A HAT WITH THE FABRIC OF TWO REALITIES!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Cay330
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Cay330
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
How can an OS be better than another OS? If you actually have the brains to answer this, maybe I'll hear you out.
Because it's much easier to use, it's impossible to get viruses, it's updated much more often, much better userbase, growing far more than microsoft, lots of games coming out for it, easyier to use, it can barely get viruses & it's far more open
It's not "easier to use". It took me 10 damn minutes to figure out how to right click. And do you have any idea of how retarded you must be to get a virus? And constant updates are annoying. And from what I've seen, userbase doesn't matter. I could care less about the company that it came from. PC already has plenty of games. And what do you mean "open"? It sure as hell isn't open-source.
I refuted all of your points. You did not have the brains to answer my question. Try again, next time, on Everyone but Issac is an idiot!
I clearly am far superior to you as i use a mac & you use a pc :)
Someone get me the stomach pump. I just accidentally fed a troll.


Posted by: shadowknight566
Posted by: Not The Joker
Posted by: Exalted Kezia
Sometimes I think I am a pony. I don't know why.
You are a banana, dammit. Get a hold of yourself.
We are all actually strings of coding.


Posted by: Not The Joker
Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Also, who cares?

I care, Spoogle.

I care


Posted by: mlp256
Posted by: Evil DrPorkChop
Nope, our species is just a virus with shoes.

Not really, viruses aren't considered living.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: zmap
Posted by: A Blind Wolf
Posted by: Dr Ninja
This is not an oxymoron.
*asplodes*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEZZ!!!1!!1!

GAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAAAAH!!!!1!1!

YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME NOOAAW!1!!
Yes he can.
*ties Blind Wolf on top of zmap*
*shoots Blind Wolf with a shotgun*
See, he can die while he is on top of you.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
Posted by: jrv2005
OP, I'm a Libertarian, and you're an idiot.
No, you're just too dumb or afraid to understand the problem.
We have now left the realm of mature discourse and succumbed to mudslinging and trolling.
You have just entered...
*puts on sunglasses*
The Twilight Zone!
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


Posted by: B3nitoMussolini
Posted by: NAKED N00B
Posted by: B3nitoMussolini
Posted by: Catnip1388
"Rap song". That's quite a contradiction.

Look at these rebels who ignore basic definitions to justify their biased and retarded opinions.
Look at this obvious wigger that tries to be black.


Posted by: GW101
Cool s- No, i don't want banned again.


Posted by: Tristan IBMF
Posted by: NewRadical12
Posted by: Tucker 051
Who cares about a pipe? What can you infer from that? That there's running water?
The location of the room in relationship to the outside world.
owned.


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
^
|
|Posted by: Ehmanda
Posted by: Captain Richards
*Exhales Pipe*
SIR, WHAT'S IN THAT PIPE?


Posted by: l am Gatorade
Aren't you the guy that took pictures of his ass and posted them up here?


Posted by: Slendyy
Salem is full of witch trials, go there.


Posted by: Teh Vault Boy
The gasses that make up a fart, and chemical reaction with H20.


Posted by: AboveClassified
Posted by: The Famous green
I would go, but I love in Southern California.
I love in Northern California.


Posted by: God Of Men
Posted by: xtcarnage15586
I am serious you guys are so terrible you need to open up to points of view other than your own.
Thank you Gandhi.


Posted by: Crobat
Have you seen the Halo 3 / Halo Reach forums lately?
We're a goddamn island on a sea of ignorance.

Not saying the Flood isn't guilty of it, I just really don't think it's as bad as you say.


Posted by: Budgetgravy
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Real turtles don't have access to marijuana.
What about...

...sea weed?

OOOOOOOOOH


Posted by: ElDude95
*looking at topic title*

You don't even know English, and yet you want to know another language ?


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: K070N
Recon Number 54
Awwwww, they are so cute when they act like this.

Remember honey? When the puppy was teething on my fingers? And then he drew blood? And I snapped his neck? Yeah, they are so cute.


Posted by: iiiFloppyPhoenix
Armor Lock 'Counter'


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
So a tornado is in your area, eh?

Take off all of your clothes and tie them together in a cape. Wrap your shirt sleeves around your neck, and your pant's leg around your ankles. Ride out of your house with a surf board glued to your feet, and ride that -blam!-ing tornado like a boss.


But I don't want to die today.


Posted by: Wizzy Piggy
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Killingcrafter
Posted by: Plusone
Posted by: spartain ken 15
May 14th:

We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back on late June

-Love Sony
Late June:

We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back sometime next year.

-Love Sony
Next Year:

We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back sometime next decade.

-Love Sony
Next decade:
We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back sometime next century.

-Love Sony
Back to the present:
"I'm sorry people, the joke has gone too far. I'm doing a combo breaker"

-Love Wizzy Piggy


Posted by: UNSCboy
Posted by: Phantom5niper
Posted by: Scoopicus
Posted by: David iZ Mental
1. The US would be annihilated because every Muslim in the middle east would pick up an AK 47 and fire.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD WOW
They must be some damn powerful AK-47s if they could annihilate us all the way from the middle east
Omg I lol'd again...


Posted by: Gone Incognito
Posted by: peteOlantern1
Posted by: Tommyempoleon
Posted by: HipiO7
All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy...
They tell me that I'm gonna go far, kid.
You must have pretty good self esteem.
Yeah, cuz the kids are alright


Posted by: Doodlebox
Posted by: TheEndofAce
- Ezio is looking for seals in Revelations. These seals hold the memories of Alair. They'll allow Ezio to peek into Altair's life (just as Desmond uses Animus to peek into his ancestors lives).
- You'll control Altair through these sequences.

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ANCESTRAL MEMORIES SO WE PUT ANCESTRAL MEMORIES IN YO ANCESTRAL MEMORIES SO YOU CAN REMEMBER YOUR ANCESTORS MEMORIES WHILE YO ANCESTOR'S MEMORIES REMEMBERS YO ANCESTORS MEMORIES


Posted by: BEATo
next week I get my promotion to mod status, dont worry I have your name written down youll be permabaned first thing monday.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net?

Meh, I've done better.
Why are you so damn funny?
Most be because of my blunt personality.

And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.


[Edited on 05.12.2011 8:52 PM PDT]

  • 03.12.2011 1:49 PM PDT

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: claivin
It works great!
My computer can even run Minecraft on its highest settings possible!
Download more RAM now!

It's awesome!
I just downloaded 400 GB of Ram so I made an AI to make a computer in Minecraft that can play Minecraft so I can make a 16-bit calculator.

Thanks OP! Now I'm going to calculate the final digit of pi with my 16-bit calculator right now!


Posted by: i_Bang7GramRocks
Posted by: Harlow
How do you get through to someone who can't trust you?

-blam!- you.


Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: Achilles1108
Posted by: dmbfan09
Ninjas can't do anything about PMs. I'd suggest contacting urk/Achronos (probably urk) with the issue.
Why are you telling him how to get you caught?
The PMs that you and I have sent each other were mutual, baby.


Posted by: spartain ken 15
The community forum is like the StarBucks or relaxing place in the forum where people can chill out.

The Flood is like a wild party that the cops come to and everyone gets arrested.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: pwnage79
Posted by: Mr Neitzsche
it's pretty g­ay
So you two have a lot in common.
Oh snap!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Dude, from now on I'm going to write on all of my money: If found please mail to [REDACTED], which is by the way, my mail address.


Posted by: Pompoyman

Posted by: BOOBOO1999

Posted by: Pompoyman

Posted by: BOOBOO1999

Posted by: BOOBOO1999

Posted by: Pompoyman
X-Ray Vision.


O_O

:D nice nice.

But couldnt that backfire too?

How?

*Confused*

Looking at a guy.
Looking at the sun.
Trying to watch tv.
The list goes on and on...


Well, there's a on/off button.

On = O_O Off = Ø_Ø

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
While both hippies and hipsters are part of the genus (Hippus), they are not the same specie, and should not be treated as such. The "hippie" (or "Tree-Hugger) is a classical example of the order Hippus, and can be characterized as "Flower-Power" users, and often exibit a sybiotic relationship with "Lucy", a specie that is capable of living in the sky, and utilizes diamonds as a tool. Hipsters, on the other hand...

Well...


Okay, they just suck. Forget anything I said.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Hipsters are just a de-evolution of hippies.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
While both hippies and hipsters are part of the genus (Hippus), they are not the same specie, and should not be treated as such. The "hippie" (or "Tree-Hugger) is a classical example of the order Hippus, and can be characterized as "Flower-Power" users, and often exibit a sybiotic relationship with "Lucy", a specie that is capable of living in the sky, and utilizes diamonds as a tool. Hipsters, on the other hand...

Well...


Okay, they just suck. Forget anything I said.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
If anyone cared to examine my closet, they will find several folders containing a stamp collection, and an "unidentifiable" white substance on the rarer stamps.


Posted by: Killingcrafter
Walking is stupid because it damages the environment.




REMOVE LEGS


Posted by: The OP
Posted by: cortanas ho
NO! this is not 1992 bad op! BAD
D'; but I've been dancing like it's 1989!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: NOOB CAKE 37
He is only level 5. So he only knows tackle and growl.
*facepalm*
Zubat knows Leech Life right off the bat (pun intended).

EDIT: Wow I'm a nerd!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Isaac is sweet
I thought this thread was about 0s not journal entries
This is not a thread about 0s. It's about journal entries. Journal entries about 0s.

There's a difference, you know?


Posted by: Hekpuppy
Posted by: WyIdfyre
Posted by: Baph117
Posted by: WyIdfyre
Orrr...
Just a theory....
But...
I think they just miiight be performing maintenance...
Your grammar is vile.
Your face is vile.
OOOOOOOH
*puts on glasses*
YEAAAAHHHHHH


Posted by: vf142ghostriderO
Posted by: popcorn1330
Posted by: Ensign Lovell
Posted by: popcorn1330
Posted by: Ensign Lovell
You need a friend?/quote

no but do you need one?/quote

No.

But do you need one?
no, but do you need one?
No.

But do you need one?
no, but do you need one?


I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH BOTH OF YOU!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I would have an unlimited supply of everything.

EDIT: I just found out through spell checker that unlimber is a word.
EDIT 2: I just found out that my spell checker cannot check grammar, and that I had to edit my first edit.


Posted by: DarkONI
I said that I don't like to listen to music. (which is true, I never listen to it, only if it's in a movie, video game or in a bar)

Then the music teacher turned, looking awkwardly towards me once and twice and then said;

"Whoever doesn't appreciate the art of music is a soulless entity that doesn't deserve the gift of life. Like a demon"

I found it cool.


Posted by: TheMaverick444
No, they wouldn't be able to understand their rights... like women.


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
Posted by: Troglodyte Slim
Find your missing father.
But he is downstairs....
That's what you think, but it is just a decoy while he is out in Las Vegas!!!


Posted by: borrowedchief
According to this article, the first "Habitable Planet" has been discovered. I for one am packing my bags as we speak. 20 light years isn't that far is it?


Posted by: Ax Fielder
Posted by: Makko Mace
Let's burn down their homes.

With the lemons!


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: Moa Burgers
No war on terrorism.
I laughed so hard I developed internal bleeding, the second time this month.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Zealot Elite032
Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19
How much have you learned about Russia, hm? I'm guessing the terrors of Stalin, the fall of the Berlin Wall. That is far from the story of Russia.
That's all I learned... Theres more? D:
Yeah, about 1100 more years worth.


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Posted by: Mike iz Ownage
Brool Story Cro.

Dyslexia is a horrible thing. Must really suck for you.


Posted by: Massive Smurf
Posted by: What Is This1
Posted by: Massive Smurf
Posted by: What Is This1
I put the toothpick under my big toe on my right foot and kicked the wall with my left foot, but nothing happened. So way to get my hopes up for nothing you ass.
I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you should contact your local foot distributor.

Why is that because I did what you asked and nothing happened other that my left foot hurt a little, but other than that it was such a let down.
I'm no foot expert, but from experience I can safely say that when you last had a foot checkup you installed some parts wrong. This makes the toothpick moot.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away.


Posted by: DaGingaNinja
1 - Have the great idea of adding a fireplace.

2 - Travel to nether, get netherrack, build fireplace.

3 - Realise that my hous is made from wood.

4 - FUUUUUUUUUU-

5 - Take the battery out of laptop, hoping the fire isn't saved.

6 - Go back on minecraft, world is gone

7 - ????????????????????

8 - PROFIT!


Posted by: AuSam
Posted by: SubtleSpartan
Posted by: ShadowLegacy
And when the spider that was located on that web bites you, you become SpiderMan.


True story.
So if you're bitten by a bat you become batman?
What happens if you were bitten by a badger?

Wouldn't that be flipping awesome?


Posted by: MadMax888
Want a broom for all those sweeping generalizations?


Posted by: RJ27
Posted by: shadowsoldier44
your xbox will get a new xbox
NO WAI!!! :O


Posted by: T3hLemming
Posted by: Screecherz
"Scent" is such a sweet word. You make it sound like gas has the smell of cherry blossoms in the spring.
It does at my house.


Posted by: NewRadical12
If I was one of several gods, the "G" in your post would not be capitalized, because I would be the God of Proper English Usage.


[Edited on 05.19.2011 3:56 PM PDT]

  • 03.12.2011 1:49 PM PDT

Posted by: Shot Spartan
Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Link
A proposal to ban the circumcision of male children in San Francisco has been cleared to appear on the November ballot, setting the stage for the nation's first public vote on what has long been considered a private family matter.

Elections officials confirmed Wednesday the initiative had qualified for the ballot with more than 7,700 valid signatures from city residents.

If the measure passes, circumcision would be prohibited among males under the age of 18. The practice would become a misdemeanor offense punishable by a fine of up to $1,000 or up to one year in jail. There would be no religious exemptions.
Personally, I think the law infringes on peoples rights.

Your thoughts Flood?

Sorry if this is cOLD.
I think they cut off more than they can chew.


Posted by: Mingo245
Posted by: ElfShotTheGame
Posted by: Mingo245
LOL. I detect some ripping and tearing in your future.

Beowulf?
Beowut?


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
With an invincible alarm clock in my left hand to stop all evil, and unbreakable printer to strike my foes should they get close, and my bow that fires ne'er-missing backboard of the bed, I shall not falter! I will stand and fight! It matters not that 3 Ninja Koalas replace each Ninja Koala that I slay by bashing them in the head, I shall NEVER! FALL! TO! MY! FOE!

OT: I'm -blam!-ed.


Posted by: WyIdfyre
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: Vengeful Donkey
im glad i had mine done. It doesn't look like a sandworm in a ratty sock.
I don't see the point, because it's only you gonna be looking at it.
Badum *tsh!*


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Semi-colon
Posted by: Decepi
. , : ; " ?
^They are your friends.
No one uses me.


Ever.


Posted by: GunnitSolder
This topic is over powered


Posted by: WeededDragon
Posted by: JMAN07

744,573

An even number.
Wut?


Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
Posted by: Euro Communist
Flood, am I cruel?
You misspelled retarded.


Posted by: Guscon
Pestilence retired 1n 1936, following the discovery of penicillin.


Posted by: eggsalad
Posted by: Magic Muffin x
Posted by: Ownerlord1997
Posted by: goatman327
OMFG GET TO THE BUNKER!!!

*dives into bunker*
*Dives into bunker*
*Grabs wife, grabs kids.....Dives into bunker*
*Straps bomb on chest* SWAN DIVE *swan dives into bunker*


Posted by: Magic Muffin x
Posted by: Ownerlord1997
Posted by: eggsalad
*Grabs wife, grabs kids.....Dives into bunker*
*Straps bomb on chest* SWAN DIVE *swan dives into bunker*
*Kicks you out of bunker*
How are we doing this?

Not once have we even touched the door.

Do we have Noclip?


Posted by: XRevelationX
Posted by: Tairy Hesticals
Do you hate people who have words as names like precious or treasure?
Posted by: Tairy HesticalsHard to believe anything you say when you're named after the family jewels.


Posted by: Vgnut117
That is so Takei.

Perhaps this will make -blam!- people disappear.... Lord knows if those children heard that it's possible for two men to love each other they would all go out and become drug addicted -blam!--blam!-s.


Posted by: Thel Vaddam
As a nice person, I feel obligated to give you advice.
Thar ya go!


Posted by: Ehmanda
Posted by: WestsydeMomentum
Posted by: Regent Spade
I hope you are trolling, and not just retarded. Or are you just trying to make the FLood out to be filled with fools? No, good sir, it is you who is the fool tonight. We are intelligent people, without an intelligent cause. Most of us are, anyways.
go take your expertise ass somewhere else -blam!-
So obviously this breed of troll only responds to lengthy responses.

Everyone! Write short one-word responses!


Posted by: EnragedElite67
Posted by: nostalgiagamer
you're retarded. i got arrested by teh swat team at school next to all my girlfriends. i acted chill and they were so worried. i told them everything's gonna be fine. then i got out 3 weeks later. and they facebooked me asking how i was. i said, baby i got a month more house arrest.
Now students if you look to the left you will see a troll. Now the troll in its natural habitat is extremely sad, they are loners, have no friends, socially awkward, and spend almost all their time making up imaginary lives to impress people on the internet. Now the funny thing students is that with all the effort they put into trying to show how awesome they are is just wasted. Luckily for us normal people we see instantly through their lies and laugh at their pathetic lives.


Posted by: WestsydeMomentum
im 13, and im too -blam!-ly active
is this bad?
Posted by: EnragedElite67
How long has your ass been hurting for?


Posted by: ken158
Posted by: Chobo 66
What an engaging original post!
What an engaging original response!


Posted by: Warlord AIpha
Why didn't the world end tomorrow?

Posted by: Boss of OWNAGE
What is the atomic number of Pez candy?


Posted by: AmazingMilto
Posted by: Stage_IV
Non-denominational Christian checking in.
Hmmm.


TO GOOGLE!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: theslatcher
Everybody under 15 is 12...
Enjoying your promotion from 2nd Lieutenant, Captain Obvious?


Posted by: Valibby
Posted by: Steeel Woool
I will not sleep tonight. My face is melting.
Should probably see someone about that.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Disambiguation
You'd need to be half white, half black, half asian, half native american, half indian, half irish, half spanish, half british, half...

You know what, you probably get the point.
You should probably leave your Theoretical Calculus and go back to Basic Fractions.


Posted by: deltahalo UK
The sane part of society (i.e not you) understands that an eye for an eye has as many cracks in it as a ceramics factory after an earthquake.


[Edited on 05.22.2011 10:10 PM PDT]

  • 03.12.2011 1:50 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

You've got the top of page 70. happy?

  • 03.12.2011 1:50 PM PDT

I'm blue da ba di da ba dai!

Is this thread still going on ?

Do people still care ?

  • 03.12.2011 1:51 PM PDT

Posted by: halo04
Is this thread still going on ?

Do people still care ?


D:
I do...

  • 03.12.2011 1:52 PM PDT

Posted by: halo04
Is this thread still going on ?

Do people still care ?
I'm going to assume that they do, since I keep getting submissions.

  • 03.12.2011 1:56 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: halo04
Is this thread still going on ?

Do people still care ?
I'm going to assume that they do, since I keep getting submissions.


You have to submit? I thought you just endlessly searched the forums. Have I got some submissions for you!

  • 03.12.2011 2:50 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

[Attempt 1 at getting bottom of page 70]

EDIT: i win

[Edited on 03.12.2011 4:28 PM PST]

  • 03.12.2011 4:28 PM PDT

Posted by: xxcYyLOnexx2
[Attempt 1 at getting bottom of page 70]

EDIT: i win


OLRY?

  • 03.12.2011 4:45 PM PDT


Posted by: Pyrahmaniak
Posted by: xxcYyLOnexx2
[Attempt 1 at getting bottom of page 70]

EDIT: i win


OLRY?

No me I WIN give me cookiez

  • 03.13.2011 2:27 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

This is not from the flood but I think it's funny. Not trying to be selfish or anything, but I think this thread should be up their.

  • 03.13.2011 2:34 PM PDT

Hola migos

  • 03.21.2011 3:01 AM PDT
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EAT THE COOKIE!!!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."-Ben Franklin

  • 03.22.2011 12:46 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

I luled

  • 03.22.2011 12:49 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

I'm on it now :D

  • 03.23.2011 5:02 PM PDT

I'm not on this page yet. This is a problem for my ego. Fix it.

  • 03.24.2011 7:52 AM PDT
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Why do hotdogs come 10 in a pack when hotdog buns only come 8 in a pack? There's 2 buns missin'...


Posted by: Covy Killer
I'm not on this page yet. This is a problem for my ego. Fix it.

No problem. Say something funny and you're in. Hard, no?

  • 03.24.2011 8:08 AM PDT
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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: halo04
Is this thread still going on ?

Do people still care ?
I'm going to assume that they do, since I keep getting submissions.


You need to send in funny things you said?



Makes sense now....

  • 03.24.2011 8:24 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Golfman52392

Posted by: Potatosaurus X
I dont know about you, but I have always wanted to buy out a little kid's lemonade stand.

Just walk right up there, plop down a few 20s and be like.

"Run along, this stand belongs to me now."

Corporate takeovers ftw.

  • 03.24.2011 2:57 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

Yeah you know me, I used to sleep with a straitjacket on.

Posted by: cameo_cream
I luled
haha

[Edited on 03.24.2011 3:24 PM PDT]

  • 03.24.2011 3:24 PM PDT

Idoit.
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Social Infection
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11-16-10 The Flood War memorial day
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Frog Blast The Ventcore.

First.

  • 03.25.2011 12:17 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Join this for love from me

Posted by: xiTx CliNiK
Add this. NAO!
That was a fun day...

  • 03.25.2011 12:23 PM PDT