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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.


Posted by: Stacker

Posted by: EndersShadow

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Stacker

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though.

April Fools thread
Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm

I thought it was pretty cool, haha.

Clinton thought an affair was cool...
Now THAT'S a quote for this thread.


:) thank you

  • 04.02.2011 6:43 PM PDT
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Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

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Even a good portion of the Flood found that thread to be stupid..too stupid for them. y u no against stupid thread?
Posted by: ElementalRunner
Y so against the thread?


[Edited on 04.02.2011 6:44 PM PDT]

  • 04.02.2011 6:43 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: Stacker
Even a good portion of the Flood found that thread to be stupid..too stupid for them. y u no against stupid thread?
Posted by: ElementalRunner
Y so against the thread?

Well yeah it was stupid...sheesh. It's not a big deal. I was just being silly! I thought you may have been offended by it or something, I didn't intend to offend anyone.

  • 04.02.2011 6:46 PM PDT
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Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

The Council of the Sangheili ~ The stage of many, many events. Old and new. Good and bad. The Council is a memorial of all that has happened.
R.I.P. 9/6/2006 - 12/26/2008

I swear to god I cycle between Legendary and Mythic Member on a bi-daily basis..


Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Stacker
Even a good portion of the Flood found that thread to be stupid..too stupid for them. y u no against stupid thread?
Posted by: ElementalRunner
Y so against the thread?

Well yeah it was stupid...sheesh. It's not a big deal. I was just being silly! I thought you may have been offended by it or something, I didn't intend to offend anyone.
Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_-

That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.

  • 04.02.2011 6:50 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: Stacker
Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_-

That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.

Hehe. Okay well at least you aren't offended.

  • 04.02.2011 6:55 PM PDT


Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Stacker
Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_-

That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.

Hehe. Okay well at least you aren't offended.


Too bad now you have to live with the fact that half the people here think you are a man, and half the people think you are a woman. honestly, worst case of split personality syndrome EVAR

  • 04.02.2011 6:57 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: EndersShadow
Too bad now you have to live with the fact that half the people here think you are a man, and half the people think you are a woman. honestly, worst case of split personality syndrome EVAR

Haha yeah. That will take a while to sort out...

  • 04.02.2011 6:58 PM PDT

i need to try to think up more funny quotes and/or one liners for this thread, i have a few of mine on here, lol

  • 04.02.2011 7:00 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

I think I only haz one that was recognized.

  • 04.02.2011 7:02 PM PDT

Posted by: xi Eric ix

Posted by: Batzter
One word: ponies

*walks away*


that was three words, sorry. you phail.



[mine made front page :), that was my old account]





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  • 04.02.2011 7:06 PM PDT
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Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

The Council of the Sangheili ~ The stage of many, many events. Old and new. Good and bad. The Council is a memorial of all that has happened.
R.I.P. 9/6/2006 - 12/26/2008

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Posted by: EndersShadow

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Stacker
Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_-

That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.

Hehe. Okay well at least you aren't offended.


Too bad now you have to live with the fact that half the people here think you are a man, and half the people think you are a woman. honestly, worst case of split personality syndrome EVAR
That's nothing compared to one guy whose split personality was his mother.

I've seen even worse than that but still.

  • 04.02.2011 7:08 PM PDT

his mother...hmmmm

  • 04.02.2011 7:10 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

To thine own self, be true.

Does anyone remember the thread with just a countless list of analogies for fapping? Like, no more polishing the sword, no more burping the lizard, no more peeling the flesh scab... lolololol

  • 04.02.2011 7:24 PM PDT

No i cant say i remember anything of that sort, though ive hear those referenced for.

  • 04.02.2011 7:27 PM PDT


Posted by: TheRightBrigade
Does anyone remember the thread with just a countless list of analogies for fapping? Like, no more polishing the sword, no more burping the lizard, no more peeling the flesh scab... lolololol


yep. half of em were from Capn K.

  • 04.02.2011 7:28 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.
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How have I never seen this before ?!

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Posted by: Fintwon
How have I never seen this before ?!


I have no idea, its only pinned to the wall of Top Forum Topics. No one ever looks there.

  • 04.02.2011 7:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Stacker
Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.


most of them aren't very funny at all.

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  • 04.02.2011 7:32 PM PDT

I think most of them are pretty funny only because of the fact that they are natural and arent forced. i agree, Stacker. most of them are pretty good

  • 04.02.2011 7:38 PM PDT

Man, still not up there. =\

Aw well...Dumb Door, I could've sworn you took something from one of my threads on Sapphire, but I can't seem to find it.

  • 04.02.2011 7:42 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

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Posted by: Stacker
Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.


most of them aren't very funny at all.

Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards.

  • 04.03.2011 1:00 AM PDT

no. nonono

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: Neptunne0100

Posted by: Stacker
Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.


most of them aren't very funny at all.

Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards.
Yep.

  • 04.03.2011 1:18 AM PDT


Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: Neptunne0100

Posted by: Stacker
Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.


most of them aren't very funny at all.

Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards.


if there were more neptune, it'd be exponentially funnier.

  • 04.04.2011 5:45 AM PDT

Posted by: droppedasababy
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: Stacker
Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.
most of them aren't very funny at all.
Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards.
Yep.
I take almost all submissions I get. I'm pretty lenient because different people have different definitions of comedy. If you honestly thought that what you posted was funny, and you want to be on the list, then I'll add it to the list. It's not all that elitist.

Posted by: X Delta Xero X
Man, still not up there. =\

Aw well...Dumb Door, I could've sworn you took something from one of my threads on Sapphire, but I can't seem to find it.
If you want to be up there, just provide me with a quote of yours that is funny from The Flood. I prefer using quotes from The Flood, but I think that a quote or two might be from the Halo 3/Reach forum, and at least one of the epic thread links goes to the Halo 3 forum. I really try to avoid using group quotes, though. They seem to break the spirit of "The Flood" quotes, and groups tend to have more relaxed rules so it's less of a risk to be funny.

  • 04.04.2011 2:34 PM PDT
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. . . C.T.C.

Funniest saying of all time..

Womens Rights
hahahahaha

  • 04.04.2011 2:38 PM PDT