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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.

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HAI GUISE!

  • 04.05.2011 3:34 PM PDT


Posted by: ID Phoenix
HAI GUISE!


Quick! Use Disguise!

  • 04.05.2011 3:52 PM PDT

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

Posted by: EndersShadow

Posted by: ID Phoenix
HAI GUISE!


Quick! Use Disguise!
wat

  • 04.05.2011 4:09 PM PDT


Posted by: xxcYyLOnexx2
Posted by: EndersShadow

Posted by: ID Phoenix
HAI GUISE!


Quick! Use Disguise!
wat


lol i dunno i guess i was the only one who thought that was funny. guise, disguise? i gotta kick out of it

  • 04.05.2011 4:27 PM PDT

http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4f4edc568b76c793010249
help a member out, I would like some free swag!
if you need help in-game, add me as a friend and ill give you some pointers
Templar94

I believe the ability is called "illusion"

  • 04.05.2011 4:32 PM PDT


Posted by: Templar94
I believe the ability is called "illusion"


Not in Dungeons and Dragons.

  • 04.05.2011 4:35 PM PDT

"Spartans never die, if only that were true..."

Check out my friend's and I YouTube videos!

One of my better moments.


Posted by: shibby76 wins

Posted by: footballkid18
Why were you walking up the stairs with a knife?

Someone used all of the hot water in the morning... must kill family.

  • 04.05.2011 6:12 PM PDT

jog is a dog

[Edited on 04.07.2011 12:23 PM PDT]

  • 04.07.2011 3:41 AM PDT

Posted by: darthrevan96
jog is a dog
Flog jog!

  • 04.07.2011 3:05 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Posted by: BLAH BERRY 486
Donald trump is a complete dumass.
I'm certain he's smarter than you.

  • 04.07.2011 4:35 PM PDT

It would be akward to fap in front of the moving pictures in Harry Potter

[Edited on 04.07.2011 5:24 PM PDT]

  • 04.07.2011 5:24 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Posted by: chilled burrito

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Never been there. From what I hear I wouldn't care for it anyway.



I would not care for a muffin. But, would I eat it anyway?

What the crap does a muffin have to do with an internet board.


[Edited on 04.07.2011 10:48 PM PDT]

  • 04.07.2011 10:47 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Here's a relatively good source

  • 04.07.2011 10:49 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Ah cairnes, I've always adored your modesty.

  • 04.07.2011 10:54 PM PDT

I let my haters be my motivators.

This topic is 73 pages long and I have yet to post in it.

  • 04.07.2011 11:05 PM PDT

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Here's a relatively good source
Your search fields, "Witty" "Humorous" "Funny" and "TheMouthOfSauron" produced no results. However, the search terms "Do it yourself" "you lazy" and "potato" turns up many results. Would you like to retry that search?

[Edited on 04.08.2011 3:50 PM PDT]

  • 04.08.2011 3:50 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Denard "Shoelace" Robinson
This topic is 73 pages long and I have yet to post in it.



Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Here's a relatively good source
Your search fields, "Witty" "Humorous" "Funny" and "TheMouthOfSauron" produced no results. However, the search terms "Do it yourself" "you lazy" and "potato" turns up many results. Would you like to retry that search?

Put both of these in here.

  • 04.08.2011 4:58 PM PDT

all this post makes me feel is that im a loser for not being there when you guys posted these

  • 04.08.2011 8:59 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: dontworryidoctr
all this post makes me feel is that im a loser for not being there when you guys posted these

Hush, hush now.

*runs fingers through hair*

  • 04.08.2011 9:32 PM PDT

I don't think I know any, but don't go to xbox.com to find them, go to xbox.com instead.


-Checkertail

  • 04.08.2011 9:34 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: checkertail
I don't think I know any, but don't go to xbox.com to find them, go to xbox.com instead.


-Checkertail

You suck.

  • 04.09.2011 9:49 AM PDT

Posted by: BIGTIME889
omg im so drunk how did i get in this thread sry if makes no sense lol!
Posted by: Sgt Peanut
I'm not actually -blam!-, I just hate boobs.

I like to tape strawberries to my tits.

Made it 16 times.

Success.

  • 04.10.2011 2:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: BeagleWeezles
I think its sad really.

Obviously you're inadequate for its needs, when it has to resort to turning itself on when you can't.

  • 04.11.2011 7:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Mwhight

Posted by: Bandido Burrito
I think it's WAY overrated.

Discuss.


then stop thinking. you obviously arent good at it.

  • 04.18.2011 3:40 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye. then it's fun and games they just can't see.

  • 04.18.2011 3:45 PM PDT