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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Updated 2/18/2011

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Best reply ever (NOTE: other replies between the OP and that one were cut out.)

  • 05.17.2011 12:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Join this for love from me

Posted by: Cra5y Pineapple
Best reply ever (NOTE: other replies between the OP and that one were cut out.)
Thanks babes.

  • 05.17.2011 1:14 PM PDT

S.N.I.F.F T.U.R.T.L.E

  • 05.17.2011 2:22 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
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Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away.

[Edited on 05.17.2011 10:40 PM PDT]

  • 05.17.2011 10:40 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away.


I sent him a quite comical one, but he hasn't added it.

y u no add??!?!?

  • 05.18.2011 8:59 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

"The Best fight is the one you avoid, this how ever will never apply to halo"
-Ghost

Nice thread

  • 05.18.2011 9:03 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

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Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away.
I sent him a quite comical one, but he hasn't added it.

y u no add??!?!?
You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...

  • 05.18.2011 11:05 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Posted by: A Dumb Door
You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...


Ok, I made a post down below with 'teh funnies'. Enjoy.

[Edited on 05.19.2011 8:53 PM PDT]

  • 05.19.2011 8:41 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

Never give shiska a tire thumper.

you won't get the reference. I hid it in my shorts.

  • 05.19.2011 8:43 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Posted by: A Dumb Door
You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...


Well, the ones where the guy talks about puberty.... awkward, I know, but I am sure you could pick a few min-memes or anything like that matter. I shall edit this when I find a funny quote.

First Edit
Posted By; the Hurtful turkey
It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles.


Second Edit
Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Ehmanda

Posted by: Massive Smurf
"Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."


Can't you all just google pr0n instead?
I think all of them are ugly.


Third Edit
Posted by: WatchfulStrider
She is a Cylon.
History always repeats itself.
If you love her, you will betray your entire species.
Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself.

Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .


FINAL edit: That is all the funny stuff I could gather.

  • 05.19.2011 8:53 PM PDT

Well, guys, I'm running out of room in my last reserved post. Let's get 12 people or so to post so that I can get another top of page post to reserve more space.

  • 05.22.2011 9:15 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Aye aye Cap!

  • 05.22.2011 9:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Two guys walk into a bar.
You would've thought the second guy saw it coming.

  • 05.22.2011 9:24 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Am I halping?

  • 05.22.2011 9:27 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

How about now?

  • 05.22.2011 9:28 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Well, guys, I'm running out of room in my last reserved post. Let's get 12 people or so to post so that I can get another top of page post to reserve more space.
Noted with a dullness that can only be achieved through duality!

  • 05.22.2011 9:34 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: deltahalo UK
The sane part of society (i.e not you) understands that an eye for an eye has as many cracks in it as a ceramics factory after an earthquake.

  • 05.22.2011 9:36 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I don't know any jokes, but I'll post for Door.

  • 05.22.2011 9:40 PM PDT

Good work, guys. Just need like 4 more posts estimated.

  • 05.22.2011 10:11 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Good work, guys. Just need like 4 more posts estimated.


Yes, sir.

  • 05.22.2011 10:12 PM PDT
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How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.

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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Marik Ishtar
How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.


Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here

  • 05.22.2011 10:13 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Marik Ishtar
How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.


Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here
Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.

  • 05.22.2011 10:15 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Marik Ishtar
How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.


Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here
Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.


True, but the process is similar.

  • 05.22.2011 10:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Marik Ishtar
How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.


Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here
Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.


True, but the process is similar.


Okay, thanks. I sent it to him in a PM. But, just in case, I will post it here.


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Posted by: HALLO3arbiter
today are coming some friends to me


The 12-year-old in me finds that hilarious for some reason.


Posted by: English Grammar
What the f- *explodes*

  • 05.22.2011 10:17 PM PDT