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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

HEY!! There's the enemy! Can I shoot it??

The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

  • 05.28.2011 4:18 PM PDT

Well, we almost had it.

  • 05.28.2011 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Well, we almost had it.
Be more alert next time.

I WANT THOSE QUOTES NAO!!

  • 05.28.2011 8:45 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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Suprised im not on this list..

  • 05.28.2011 8:47 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Posted by: TurtIe
Suprised im not on this list..
Just send any funny quotes of yours to Dumb Door or me.

  • 05.29.2011 11:05 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

On a thread about going to prom with a guy.
Posted by: DoubtfuIOwl
Posted by: I made a funny
Posted by: DoubtfuIOwl
Are you sure about that?


Posted by: I made a funny

ZING!


[Edited on 05.29.2011 7:12 PM PDT]

  • 05.29.2011 7:11 PM PDT
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C'mon guys! Help door to get the first post of the next page. I can't wait for the next set of quotes!

  • 06.03.2011 9:33 AM PDT

halp pl0x

  • 06.03.2011 9:36 AM PDT

Posted by: Justawsimlol
C'mon guys! Help door to get the first post of the next page. I can't wait for the next set of quotes!


[Edited on 06.03.2011 2:44 PM PDT]

  • 06.03.2011 2:43 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

I isten to d34th m3t4l dislike online daters im 23 years old, i dont get on xbox much but do rarley, i dislike random friend request and people randomly trying to no me or speak to me, so if your reading this i already hate you (plus i hate people who are to friendly)

cool story bro

  • 06.03.2011 3:43 PM PDT

I isten to d34th m3t4l dislike online daters im 23 years old, i dont get on xbox much but do rarley, i dislike random friend request and people randomly trying to no me or speak to me, so if your reading this i already hate you (plus i hate people who are to friendly)

bo schitt -gmod idiot box

  • 06.03.2011 3:43 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

inb4op 1936th post!

OT: roflmouth goes lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol olololololololololololololololol

[Edited on 06.05.2011 7:31 AM PDT]

  • 06.05.2011 7:28 AM PDT

Mod Party.

[Edited on 06.07.2011 1:42 PM PDT]

  • 06.05.2011 10:41 AM PDT
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Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo, So little time, so much to know!

Halo 4 is important

  • 06.06.2011 12:51 PM PDT
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STOP ASSAULT 2012

Who is Assault? Assault is a mod in the Bungie.net brony group. And what started out with good intentions, viciously spiraled down into a power hungry tyrant locking thread after thread after thread to quell all opposition to his tyrannical rule. Did I mention he is a tyrant?

To donate to the STOP ASSAULT 2012 movement, message me with your credit card info, full name, social security, full adress, and mothers maiden name.


Posted by: Lucasathony
Halo 4 is important


Damn, i was just about to post that.

  • 06.06.2011 1:25 PM PDT


Posted by: A Dumb Door
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
Note: The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.


Official quote posts:
P. 11
P. 12
P. 13
P. 21
P. 22
P. 35
P. 39
P. 44
P. 58
P. 70

Flood Sayings Pictures
April Fool's Day, 2009

Grow up?

Secret Facepalm

Wrong forum, moderator

Shall not stop full page

Shenanigans

Crusade Ended

Yoozel and Halcyon argue.

Speak American!

Inb4 lol ownage

Ban those "guys"

Who what when where why?

Don't Ask Flood for Advice

Flud r Dumd
You have PhD?


Epic Thread section
Achronos likes Megablocks.
Coke vs. Pepsi.
lolwut?
Coup Takeover
A list of words we can't use
Cookie derailment
Cake derailment
Mod Censors Title
iFarted Gamertag
Emblem in Black Ops
Bet this can't go hot-topic
Question for Flood regulars
Question for all Reach fans
Random Text
We must rebel!
Westboro protesting in neighborhood
:) or :(
When you go #2
What does my gamertag mean?
God's latest MMO
The Empire's Deception
Challenge accepted, achievement denied.
What is this coup?
First time
Ironic thread
This won't reach 1000.
Important question
48H gold
Head pun extravaganza
Halo Reach is better
Flood appreciation
No mods allowed
Dying Angles
Adapt
2012
Epic Recon
Nope.
Poker face
Cheesecake
No to pandora
State wars
Song title effect
That one MMORPG
inb4 the OP


inb4 lol

  • 06.06.2011 2:30 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

READ PLZ!!!!!!!

  • 06.09.2011 7:14 PM PDT

HEY!! There's the enemy! Can I shoot it??


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Well, we almost had it.


Sorry man, I couldn't resist.... :(

  • 06.11.2011 2:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: A5A55inat0r

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Well, we almost had it.


Sorry man, I couldn't resist.... :(
Do it one more time and I'll kill you!





jk

  • 06.11.2011 7:11 AM PDT

Let's try to get a few more posts to attempt getting another page here soon. I don't want to say spam my thread, because that might cause bans... But a few more posts might help me get to the top of the next page... Hopefully.

  • 06.12.2011 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Let's try to get a few more posts to attempt getting another page here soon. I don't want to say spam my thread, because that might cause bans... But a few more posts might help me get to the top of the next page... Hopefully.
Post number 18. Keep counting and post quickly after the 24th post. You'll get the top of the next page.

  • 06.13.2011 12:41 AM PDT

HEY!! There's the enemy! Can I shoot it??

I am officially scared that if I post again, I'll start a new page... I DON'T WANNA DIEE!!! :(

Oh, and A Dumb Door, love this thread, your awesome! ^_^

  • 06.13.2011 1:26 AM PDT
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Pinkie Pie is the bestest pony. Fact.

All other ponies are cool as well though :3

If there's something wrong in your life... A Banjo will make everything better.


Posted by: A5A55inat0r
I am officially scared that if I post again, I'll start a new page... I DON'T WANNA DIEE!!! :(

Oh, and A Dumb Door, love this thread, your awesome! ^_^


now you've gotten me scared...

*hides*

  • 06.13.2011 1:27 AM PDT

[Attempt 1 at next page]

  • 06.13.2011 3:23 PM PDT

[Attempt 2 at next page]

  • 06.13.2011 3:24 PM PDT