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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: Marik Ishtar

Posted by: HALLO3arbiter
today are coming some friends to me


The 12-year-old in me finds that hilarious for some reason.


Posted by: English Grammar
What the f- *explodes*


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.
True, but the process is similar.
Yeah, but it's easier for us and him, as it gives him an archive.

That, and it gives his autoresponder someone else to talk to. It doesn't like me very much :/


Dotes: Thread was about understanding physics
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I don't understand the gravity of it.


Dotes: Thread Topic: Who are you to say MLG isn't a sport?
Posted by: Forged Hybrid
Posted by: Bloodpit10
I got A from PE when I told my teacher that I'm a 45 in H3 MLG.

He said I'm the biggest athlete he's seen during his whole career.
You my friend. Deserve a medal.


Posted by: Fooby
Leonardo Di Caprio never died in Titanic....

In the ending of titanic You see him "drown" and go underwater
In start of inception you see him wake up on the beach
They were planing the inception since titanic

Mind=blown


Posted by: Xd00999
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Xd00999
Posted by: Domasin
saved
Deleted!
Restored!
Purged!


Posted by: I Naku I
I reflected.

What is the hammer of dawn, how were the dinosaurs killed, who pulled the sun to earth, and will there be bazookas (and blood)?

Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a chevrolet movie theater.
The raptor within directs the American Dream. Obama sits backs and enjoys the show.

McCain was also a tyrannosaur.


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: Statefarm98
Posted by: kilo k44
get life alert.
You can live alone, without ever being alone, that's why I choose life alert.
"All senior citizens should have life alert"


Posted by: bbunnyy
Are you the same person that dropped the soap in an earlier thread?

If so then I recommend you protective gear while showering


Dotes: In a thread about everything you touch turning into a raccoon
Posted by: Pownazor
*touches boner*

FFUUUUUUUUUUU
I 'see' your boner and raise you a raccoon.
...
O.o
*head asplodes*


Posted By; the Hurtful turkey
It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles.


Posted by: omg a bannana
Posted by: Ehmanda
Posted by: Massive Smurf
"Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."
Can't you all just google pr0n instead?
I think all of them are ugly.


Posted by: WatchfulStrider
She is a Cylon.
History always repeats itself.
If you love her, you will betray your entire species.
Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself.

Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .


Posted by: Mister Cheeef117
Me and my lady-friend have known eachother for a year, and I like someone else. But she's always flirty with me, asks me who I like, and asks about any girl that posts on my wall, and she just sent me a message on FB saying she needs to tell me something. WTF DO I DO??

Also, she's kinda fat... yeah.


Posted by: Knightmare01
Just update your Facebook picture with you wearing a "No fat chicks" t-shirt.


Posted by: Xd00999
Posted by: Domasin
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Xd00999
Posted by: Domasin
saved
Deleted!
Restored!
respected!
Insulted!


Posted by: Le Petit Chien
Posted by: annoyinginge
I just shat so many bricks they self-assembled into a house.
Thank goodness! I've needed a place to say for the past couple of days. Mind if I move in?


Posted by: DarkJet7
Posted by: Rogue soldier11
Your mother
Is my mother, what's your point?


Posted by: ShadowLegacy
1st

Posted by: True Underdog
Gone.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: supakillaXske
I also don't know why people don't like people who anime.
As much as I enjoy anime, I hate it when people noun.


Posted by: The Master Ark
I fail to see where my damn should be given.


Posted by: kciduoyreksewmai
look at these images.


one
two
three


it is now clear what you must do.


Posted by: TwiIight SparkIe
I imagined a burglar hopping out of some guy's window at night with an "I can't believe it's not butter!" container full of jizz and rofl'd.


Posted by: General Noobus
Stupid people are stupid, life lesson right there.


Posted by: Cortland_Brewer
Posted by: StarClanCats
How would you enforce something like that?
The Jonas Brothers. or execution.


Posted by: r3x f3r4l
if your idea was a person, it would finish last at the special olympics.


Posted by: Teh puma
You just rewrote history, had intercourse with it, and then dipped it in banana pudding.


Posted by: eggsalad
Posted by: Kesha
Posted by: Bosnian101Fish
@Kesha

And how did our galaxy begin?
You said the world first.

Now you want the Galaxy, don't you mean the Universe?
His zoom option is slow.


Posted by: Mako109
Posted by: Daft_Punks alt
This is totally not suspicious.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: abbbjqqr
I lol'd at the puns
Yeah, I thought that the entire thing was rather punny.


Posted by: THE HALO DON
Posted by: eggsalad
Sounds delicious.

OT: wat


Posted by: Jin Kisaragi
Spec Ops and Survival will have exploding dogs.Uh...exploding dogs existed IRL.

It was one of our only weapons against tanks back in the day


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Plasma Prestige
Posted by: II NoXoN II
Are you sure it is the right religion for you? Do you hate women, Jews and homosecksuals? If so, go for it.
LOL!

The ignorance is astounding, almost blinding.
Really?

I see it rather clearly.


Posted by: Guscon
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Also, sexymelissaandalissa.avi.exe is not actually a .avi!
.avi.exe? An interactive movie?
...an interactive sexy movie!?!
To Google!


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Alt0173
Posted by: Achilles1108
They smoosh them together to make a whole bar again.
Haha you're not a mod anymore. Suck it, you can't ban me.
She has the rest of us on retainer. Be careful. She was everyone's favorite when she was one.


Posted by: TehWarMoose
But there is one type of zombies that no one counted on: Thriller. If a group of moonwalking, disco-dancin' zombies swept the nation, the army'd stand no chance.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Umm, no game has surpassed the epicness of N64's Goldeneye.
This bears repeating
Whether or not it deserves to be repeated is subjective, unless, of course, the bears have repeaters.


Posted by: x Foman123 x
The question isn't whether you can appeal an ultraban. The question is whether you can ever hope to emotionally recover from a ludicrous ban.


Posted by: HaloIlove
Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: Xd00999
Is there a Ludicrous Ban?
I don't think the site can handle it...
I've heard of a Monster Ban... So bad, every time it occurred the site had to be changed.


Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
Posted by: lolcopteroflgun
FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!!
Some dude at school screamed that in my face while I was reading a book.

I punched him in the face.


Posted by: xBADMAGIKx
Posted by: Tincanman93
The answer on the Flood will always be BF3.

Join the Flood now and receive your very own high horse.
I'll take a Hungarian Halfbreed.


Dotes: Subject: Woman beats two kittens with bat
Posted by: petitminou
She really hit those kittens out of the park, eh?


[Edited on 06.15.2011 11:42 PM PDT]

  • 06.13.2011 3:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Gulltralisk
Posted by: Odd Chameleon
Posted by: A Naked Ninja
Don't feed trolls children, especially if you're actually going to respond to them seriously.

PSA for the wise.
u seriously thing im trolling? wow. this is why i hate this site. anyone who isnt a loser or something and claims higher things

INSTANT TROLL


any one who claims wacky stories



INSTANT TROLL
Yeah! Take the lemons!


Posted by: I Judge Bread I
Posted by: VictoryFlowers
I wish they made a game about fapping. With online capabilities. Fastest guy wins!
I would be a pro.


Posted by: Crimson Chin
Posted by: BronzeKneecap
Posted by: Crimson Chin
BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY!

So, we meet again, Crimson Chin!

You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass.
*Ka-Chin!*


Posted by: Justawsimlol
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: UberLevi
Why the -blam!- not?
Why the -blam!- so?
-blam!- that's a good point.


Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r
I thought presidential elections were decided by a fistfight, in which case George Bush won because he beat the everliving -blam!- out of Al Gore.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: SubtleSpartan
To -blam!- or not to -blam!-? That is the question.
I once said that to a girl.

It didn't end well.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Darth01
Well, once in Modern Warfare 2, I got in a game, and was doing extremely well. I was carrying my team, and the score was something like 5500-2000, my team winning. Then the host connection went to crap and dropped me (and as I found out later, about half the people in the game).

I was kind of annoyed, but went back into matchmaking. It dropped me in the same game, but on the other team. I then lost the game, even though I was still doing really well (the final score was something like 7500-7200,again, mostly because I was carrying my team). So I lost a game because I did really well.
I swear to god that this should be a metaphor for capitalism or communism somehow, but I can't quite make the connection.


Posted by: UberLevi
Mother Nature told me I was her one and only, then she slept with another man.

That -blam!- is on my list.


Posted by: Marvelous Bauble
People like Recon hurt my brain


Posted by: OoCarpetoO
Posted by: Evil Alternate
Link is meatspin. I have iPad and am not afraid of links.

Everybody back the -blam!- up this guy has an iPad


Posted by: petitminou
We just need to engineer some natural trees.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I like brilliant fridges. Their brilliance always fades when I close them, though. It's dumbfounding, really.


Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: totallymassive
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: totallymassive
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
1. Let them fail
2. Make new country
3. ???
4. Profit

This is how the world works.
Why cant they just cut out stupid things like an army and stuff? and have higher taxes

...You want higher taxes...to get them out of a recession? Good God, man! The lies of socialism have gotten to you!
well fine, but then make people pay their taxes.

I heard that a huge portion of the population of Greece has been invading taxes for a long time.
Gentleflood, the time has come.


TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!

Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
The Creepers from Minecraft are evolved from Mushrooms, like the ones you find in caves. The Mushrooms absorb Sulphur and Potassium Nitrate from the ground, then they uproot themselves, go to the surface, and get the charcoal necessary for themselves to make gunpowder. The Creepers you find are randomly looking around are looking for more materials for their spores so that they can grow up just as strong. The Creepers can release the spores at any time, and when they find Steve?, they explode, releasing more spores that turn into new Mushrooms which grow into new Creepers. The reason that they explode at all is because they know that you are going to try and kill them and get their gunpowder, and their spores never get released.

/Fridge Brilliance
...?

*Ryle 'Cytarai will now detonate in 10... 9...*
DON'T! YOU'LL RELEASE MORE SPORES!
*Self destruct sequence discontinued*

Man, did I eat an AI again?

I really need to stop doing that.


Posted by: T3hLemming
Posted by: xMeerkatKingx
Posted by: MadMax888
Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.
I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"
Maybe they have money problems.


Posted by: DesertScorpio
The Famas is real, employed by the French.

But it never sees combat, since the French give up so easily.


Posted by: The OP
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: T3hLemming
Posted by: TrickyDonut
Posted by: fudgesickel
Or get Sprint bro

Sprint is terrible, get Armor Lock.

I see what you did there...
Not with my Hologram you don't.
Oh please, you'll never see me coming with my Active Camo.


Posted by: troll education
lol, I hated tomorrow. Wednesday too.


Posted by: T3hLemming
Posted by: xMeerkatKingx
Posted by: MadMax888
Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.
I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"
Maybe they have money problems.


Posted by: HyperWiz
I'm more concerned about a couple who named 6 of their boys all "Mikes."

"Mike, come over here," and all 6 Mikes turn their heads. Stupid isn't it?


Posted by: DrMod
Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I could name a few, but they're mostly of people who use alts to avoid bans, and that's just a dick move.
Yeah I hate people who do that.

*whistles suspiciously*
I hate that too. *does not whistle*


Posted by: The OP
Posted by: Nesral301
*checks OP's pockets for money*
That's not my wallet that you're feeling ;D


Posted by: N7Renegade
Posted by: Caesar_Augustus
Nothing of value was lost.
Youre right. A fellow flodian isnt of any value. Unless its me.


Posted by: awesomesauce46
I didn't kill him, I swear! He thought that grenade was a potato!


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Of course it was invented in the USA. Look at what its used for: Pr0n and Commerce. In that order.

If Switzerland invented it, it would be used for education and knowledge. I mean, were not doing rocket science here.


Posted by: The OP
Posted by: BLAH491
Inb4OpIsLivingUnderARock
Too late.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: pizzaguy199
I was wondering, do the British Celebrate the 4th of July?
Yeah. The entire world does, actually. And, contrary to popular belief, it's an intergalactic holiday. I heard that even the newly-found Alpha Centauri planets celebrate it.


Posted by: The OP
Posted by: Batchnator95
I'm a necrophiliac.
Considering the fact that you've played Halo, I'm not surprised.


Posted by: UrbanBuffalo
A genuine LOL troll from a dating website.

Enjoy.


Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
I think everyone's downloading it, it's going very slowly for me. Or maybe it's the fact that I have an AT&T connection.


Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx
Posted by: steadman
Posted by: KooIKidKarl2k8
Oh look... THIS thread again...
Oh look... THIS comment again...
Owned.


Posted by: agjm
Posted by: FishSlapped2
Look at the people in the comment section!

I want to smack every single one of those people upside the head.
You, my friend, are a very good and educated person.
Congratulations.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Tommyempoleon
+1 for Russia. What's infinity+1?
To Infinity and Beyond, you dolt.


Posted by: BlueBears50
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
There's like 3 STGs on the Marketplace. Trouble Witches, for one.
Played the trial for Trouble Witches. Lost a few brain cells, sadly. Too... much... Japanese Micheal Bay!


[Edited on 06.27.2011 6:06 PM PDT]

  • 06.13.2011 3:25 PM PDT

Dotes: Subject: Can ninjas and employees see past the profanity filter?
Posted by: borrowedchief
It's like -blam!- mad libs.


Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Posted by: Dark Martyr 117
Can ninjas and employees see past the profanity filter?
Thankfully, no. That would be as annoying as -blam!-.


Posted by: Old Papa Rich
This thread, apparently, is now about potatoes. And how -blam!- good they are.


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Dark Martyr 117
I -blam!- love potatoes!
Sigged


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Duardo
Posted by: Great_Pretender
Why do you love potatoes so much?

-TGP-
I love you more.
Do I need to get the tarp and the baby oil?

Again?


Posted by: irishfreak
Posted by: Xd00999
No one has said a GLaDOS potato reference. What the -blam!- Community?
Those went out with the famine!


Posted by: Homefront
The known existence of potatoes has dated back for over...

*ten minute rant*

...and that is how I got the bump on my left nut.


Posted by: Jin Kisaragi
http://i54.tinypic.com/16lil3m.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/24epb49.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/282kxmc.jpg

im gonna have nightmares...


Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
I just literally facepalmed into my cupcake :( Now it's all squished...


Posted by: connorb101
I was Laughing my pants of at this part of it.
At the beginning of the month analysts speculated that Elite could penetrate up to 20 percent of Modern Warfare 3 purchasers.


Posted by: DrMod
But Halo has "ultra-mature message boards"


Posted by: Axelord FTW
I seriously pictured Activision's CEO walking around his office with a stra­p-on OVER his office suit...

The hell is wrong with me?


Posted by: enigmatic dog
Both fanboys make me want to kill a kitten.

DO YOU WANT THAT!?


Posted by: T21095
Posted by: mr frodo
I hate codddddddddddddd
Call of Doodlydoodlydoodlydoodly: Mr. Caffeine Edition.


Posted by: darthrevan96
Posted by: Spartan999
So a country stepping up military presence in an effort to stem the tide of terrorism is equal to the mass genocide of a race of people totaling in 6 million deaths?
Yes.


Posted by: NAKED N00B
Posted by: ExpensiveTank
Posted by: NAKED N00B
The Good
...
The Bad
...
The Ugly
This guy
The ugly just takes you to your account profile.
You're so intelligent.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Kangaroo
Posted by: Todge16801
Posted by: HLG Amber Clad
It's Halo Reach, with Halo CE's campaign.
/thread
Ok but what about in Halo 4?
i'd love it if they made it darker.
Just wear sunglasses if you want a darker campaign.


Posted by: Witch
Posted by: mamamia
Posted by: Witch
You've got it wrong.

*spreads arms*

It's already started.
Damn it, Witch. I'm sick of your role playing.
I'm not role playing...

*sobs*


Posted by: SnowyKnight
I'm addicted to alcohol, BUT I DON'T DRINK!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!


Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3
I'm Maj0r Awesom3 and I'm addicted to workahol.

I becomea workaholic and I can't stop myself. It's the workahol that controls me!


Dotes: Subject: Whats the most dangerous phrase in the english language?Posted by: DAS B00T x2
"Ni"


Dotes: Subject: Imagine a koala eating an apple whilst riding a horse...Posted by: REQUIEMZ117
Posted by: jive turckey145
it's not that amazing.
i dont know man... my koala was pretty badass. quite majestic actually.


Posted by: REQUIEMZ117
Posted by: ian11214
Posted by: Chalupa King117
Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
WTF goes on in the minds of the Flood...

Nevermind. I really don't want to know.
Llamas. Agreed?
Double or nothing
im in. i raise you three kumquats.


Posted by: thesicnessinus
Burning up in the fire temple and drowning in the water temple makes me a noob?

Faulty logic is faulty


Posted by: darthrevan96
Posted by: RAndomTag94
Hey, if we're assuming Grifball can be put into action, it's only fair to assume that respawns can be too.

Besides, I'm sure respawns are a lot less harder to pull off than Gravity Hammers, or Energy Swords.
Making a sword of plasma and a giant hammer that makes a wave when shot is not harder than bringing a person back to life in 3 seconds and their body teleported back to a spot...


Posted by: BugsDoomy
RPG elements in an RPG game?

Too mainstream.


Posted by: Longsword049
What in the name of the great fluffy kitten?


Posted by: Viktor Reznov
Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r
Posted by: Viktor Reznov
Posted by: NavG123
Hurts people? I know you can't be 'directly' killed by marijuana, but think of how many people can be indirectly hurt/killed by it.

Driving under the influence, as one example.
I guess alcohol should be banned also.
Banning alcohol is the solution. Under Prohibition, no one drank alcohol!
EXACTLY!


Posted by: I am Dave
Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r
Posted by: I am Dave
Posted by: TRiPolarBear117
Oh, I shall cite one. Carl -blam!- ing Sagan. The man responsible for several satellite missions, adviser to NASA, award winning physicist. Yep, no meaning to his life whatsoever.
Lies, the only thing Carl Sagan got high on was life.
The cereal? Or the board game?
Both.

He wrapped the cereal in the play board and lit it.


Posted by: Viktor Reznov
GUYS!

We're ignoring the elephant in the room here. The problem is not marijuana, alcohol, tobacco. The problem is McDonalds! Do you know how many overweight Americans die from problems caused by eating too much McDonalds? TOO MANY OF THEM! WE NEED TO BAN MCDONALDS!

WE HAVE TO BAN ANYTHING THAT COULD DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY KILL YOU! THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS THINKING WHEN THEY BANNED MARIJUANA, AND LOOK HOW WELL IT WORKS, HOW MANY LIVES ITS SAVING! WE HAVE TO DO THIS WITH ANYTHING DANGEROUS!


Posted by: DAS B00T x2
Posted by: THEREDHAWK422
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
Posted by: THEREDHAWK422
Look where our tax dollars went http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8
I approve of this use of taxpayer money.
While it is cool, wouldn't you rather it be used for the benefits of society?
Hell no. We need more shrimp and more treadmills!


Posted by: Teh puma
Posted by: Caboosethedead
You can complain when you actually pay taxes. also, perfect use of tax payer money.
We're falling behind the world in dancing skills, we need improvement. Teh puma agrees with this use as well.


Posted by: xxcYyLOnexx2
Did you know that Canada is in North America? True story.


Posted by: Statefarm98
America will fall, like all places, though it will probably be the last to.
Like most European Countries I expect will fall sooner since they've been around longer.

Canada shall never fall though. And if Canada fails me, I shall go with the penguins.


Posted by: Witch
Posted by: LuNa The Princes
¼ or ½?
*GASP*

BLACK MAGIC, BURN THE HERETIC!


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Psychotic Undead
Posted by: drift4me
If you willingly play any part of a murder plot, you're a bad man.
I said plot, not act. There is a difference between planning to kill your entire family and actually going through with it, you know.
Agreed. As long as it stays in your head? Who's to know, the thought police?

Now, if you were to put those ideas down on paper, and then make those plans/ideas available to the public where they may be used to commit the crimes.

Well, you would either be a criminal or an author.


Posted by: Motoko Kusanagi
Posted by: Swift Communist
Gheys are only vocal because they're fighting for their rats.
They're fighting for their what?


Posted by: Ehmanda
Posted by: Xhavalor
What is your view on how some of us use the ellipsis' in online dialogue quite liberally?

Ellipsis: "..."

I've been noticing, along with most of you, that some add in multiple ellipsis for no apparent reason.
My good man... it's only... common knowledge... that using these things... helps you... become... a better... man...

Only... if... you use them... too... much... will they... make you sound... like an old man... with Alzheimer's...


[Edited on 06.30.2011 11:11 AM PDT]

  • 06.13.2011 3:26 PM PDT

Posted by: TwiIight SparkIe
PC can play all N64 games, and just about every other console game from that time. So here I am: injecting PC propaganda into yet another thread!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Covy Killer
I won't even answer, this poll is atrocious.
The poll in question is just asking a simple yes/no question, where the only options are yes, or no.

Would you rather the yes/no question have answers like cheese waffles, pasta, Bungie sucks, or lunchmeat?


Posted by: Kesha
Posted by: Bucket of Win
Breaking news: you can in fact get to India by sailing West, as long as you don't fall off the world
What is India, I never heard of such a country.


Posted by: SpiralArchitect
Posted by: Dynex811
Posted by: SpiralArchitect
Because it ruins my whole image of him,You know one day he'll fight some dragon demon thing on camera and then off camera he probably took another geezer to the back room for 20 minutes.Thats what I am thinking about and Im not liking it.
So when you were thinking about him haveing full on sweaty action with a 70 something year old woman, their wrinkly leathery skin rubbing against one another while they made sweet passionate old person love; you were ok with that mental image?
Yes.


Posted by: EVA Fish
Posted by: Snake Archer
Posted by: watupjack
Posted by: EVA Fish
I'm a 1989 kid.
/thread
You're still pretty much a 90's kid.
Technically partly an 80's kid.
Pretty much technically exactly.


Posted by: bbunnyy
Post the video of you killing yourself first before committing suicide


Posted by: jive turckey145
Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
LEGOs don't get you laid though.
Speak for yourself.


Posted by: Cay330
Posted by: Thunderjam0
Posted by: Cay330
I'm posting a news story with a headline which has a source & feel free to read it, I honestly don't understand why people are raging about it =/. It's just a news story stating the fact that Macs are far more profitable & I'm trying to have a mature debate with people, but I guess they just can't understand/handle that.
Sure, because starting a huge flamewar between Mac users and Windows users was never your intention and you would never ever troll someone when it comes to Mac vs. Windows.
Correct, I would not.


Posted by: mr _super sauce
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: mr _super sauce
Posted by: Zombie Governor
thanks guys
what?
A governor, is a zombie.

Our stupidity at stopping a zombie apocalypse means that these zombies are being elected. This zombie is thanking us for our stupidity.
Well im in a bit of a dilemma here.


Posted by: Sniffy66
Posted by: Angry Muffins
isnt our(US) population above 3 billion?
:l


Posted by: Aensland royalty
Also, fun/pointless fact...a Dork is a Whale's dick.
And now you know.


Posted by: AssCutter
Wonam get marry? THUG ANGRY


Posted by: Next stalin
Posted by: sargent shade
Well every man needs a woman to make him a sandwhich and every woman needs to make a sandwich for a man, since this is true -blam!- marriage just doesn't make sense.
ok, screw it. everyone stand down, we cannot contest this arguement.


Posted by: DeLiRioUsHaRE
The only difference between "Fox news" and "The Onion" is that there are people dumb enough to believe Fox.


Posted by: kimy1688
Posted by: ferrisbulldogs
Posted by: kimy1688
Um...no
Um...yes
Um....wut


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: A HAM5TER
Posted by: Clueless313
Anywhere besides dumb old Texas.
The stars at night are dull and dim, because they have to be over dumb old Texas!
What did you say about Texas?


Posted by: seven blind mice
STOP SPEAKING IN CAPS, WE CAN HEAR YOU!!!!


Posted by: forcereconFR13
i would have to say court.

judge: "sir, do you plead guilty or innocent?"

Defendent: "i uhhhh....oh lawd shiver me timbers..."

Judge: >.> "...."


Posted by: Zoomzoom97
Everything I touch turns to trolls! *Goes around touching everything.*


Posted by: Wombat H
Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Posted by: USDA Beefmaster
Posted by: Wombat H
It is also the only one that is even remotely plausible.
Can you imagine the lulz that would ensue if it turned out both theories were wrong, and in reality we are all simply computer programs?
No, we are just the circuitry.
TEH MAYTRICKS


Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r
Posted by: Xhavalor
The UNSC encompasses multiple star systems, while the combined forces of our modern military on reside on one world.

Ha.
The UNSC's multiple star systems got their asses kicked by aliens, while the combined forces of the alien military got their asses kicked by Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.

Ha.


Posted by: X Ray Colossus
Posted by: brown308
boiling you noob
hes not just a noob
hes a noob saibot


Posted by: Im5andwatisthis
Also WWI

Germany helps Austria

Everyone beats the -blam!- out Germany

WWII


Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: NoWise10
$50 says 100% of the people who want to hurt him, wouldn't do a thing because they have no balls.
I wore a paper mustashe around all day at school. I think I can handle murder.


Posted by: IXI Caysep IXI
Yes. I should go to jail for drinking caffeine and alcohol.


Posted by: sanchinshooterX
Posted by: St Major Dan
Posted by: Rights Reserved
Posted by: Nebowski
Does anybody know what the average size is?
Ever heard of, you know, google?
I bet OP is using his mum's computer...
LMAO


Posted by: Infini7y
Posted by: Iron Maiden 993
Of course it is. I know that the PC is more powerful in every way. It's just the idiots like you that make me sometimes take away that statement. I was going to save up for a Gaming PC but after seeing people like you and that Chris guy, Im staying away.
Silence peasant.

From now on if you wish for me to communicate with you, you must make a formal, 50 word request through private message. In this message you shall refer to me as Sir and attempt to convince me to spare you my time. Each message must end in "sincerely, a lowly console peasant" which will be counted into the 50 word limit.


Posted by: PHANTOMO71494
Check the fridge. I lose my hamster there sometimes. Coincidentally that's also where I lost my virginity.


Posted by: SuperSonicFire
Obviously a lot of people have been misinformed about the proper use for "Legit" as it is actually a word, and should not be used as an alternative for "Legitimate".

Legit means to run.


Dotes: Subject: I just pissed two streams.
Posted by: Killingcrafter
Posted by: FishSlapped2
What happen?
:O
Your a wizard Harry...


Posted by: HowTuiteDoes
Posted by: FishSlapped2
Posted by: HowTuiteDoes
Posted by: Remorazz
Posted by: FishSlapped2
I keep hearing about it, but I have NO IDEA what it even is or what it intends to do.
I did not know the Grammar police worked this late.
...What are you talking about? He just quoted my post to imply that he has the same motion as me.
He didn't make a single grammar fix.
Sorry I have trouble knowing what you are implying because you just left a reply which from the looks of it implys that my grammar is off. The way your worded it seemed to imply that I am stupid.


Posted by: Mr Plopples
Murder them all and take their stuff.

I'm British, what else would I do?


Posted by: Epique Flail
Posted by: A Lemur Monkey
inb4avatar

I would use fire to wipe them out and make the moat powerful industry ever!
I was unaware there was a powerful moat industry.


Posted by: Misplaced Gears
Posted by: TwiIight SparkIe
Posted by: Misplaced Gears
Cars are powdered by gas, which is a combustion reaction. The only reason the potato works with a lightbulb is because it can move electrons or make a potential difference.

...Tell me, how is this combusto-whatever reaction started, oh ye human Google of infinite knowledge? Surely the gas does not just start exploding by turning a simple metal key?

I thought we were talking about pure potato. I see what you mean. Well, I would love to get a meal at the potato station. Cwutididthar?


[Edited on 07.01.2011 9:45 PM PDT]

  • 06.13.2011 3:26 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Gamertag: regime change
Steam name should be something similar

My time has come...

It's good until around page 6...

  • 06.13.2011 3:27 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

We work in the dark to serve the light.


Posted by: A5A55inat0r
The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.
Wait, what? So... then................

[Edited on 06.13.2011 3:32 PM PDT]

  • 06.13.2011 3:31 PM PDT

To be honest, I'm surprised that I was able to make 4 reservations, and even 6 consecutive posts without being interrupted. I'm proud of you, Flood! You showed self-control, a quality that indicates higher brain function! There might still be hope for you as a species.

  • 06.13.2011 3:40 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: Fooby
Leonardo Di Caprio never died in Titanic....

In the ending of titanic You see him "drown" and go underwater
In start of inception you see him wake up on the beach
They were planing the inception since titanic


Mind=blown

[Edited on 06.20.2011 5:46 PM PDT]

  • 06.13.2011 4:01 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!


Posted by: A Dumb Door
To be honest, I'm surprised that I was able to make 4 reservations, and even 6 consecutive posts without being interrupted. I'm proud of you, Flood! You showed self-control, a quality that indicates higher brain function! There might still be hope for you as a species.
*gulps Whiskey*

Higher brain what?

  • 06.13.2011 4:08 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Hahahahahahahahaahahhhaahahaaahahahaa,first time in here!

Add this


[Edited on 06.13.2011 4:25 PM PDT]

  • 06.13.2011 4:09 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist!

[Edited on 06.14.2011 8:22 AM PDT]

  • 06.14.2011 8:20 AM PDT

I think this thread should go on the list. http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61535471

  • 06.14.2011 8:41 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Smug Statement: KOTOR is the best.

The Council of the Sangheili ~ The stage of many, many events. Old and new. Good and bad. The Council is a memorial of all that has happened.
R.I.P. 9/6/2006 - 12/26/2008

I swear to god I cycle between Legendary and Mythic Member on a bi-daily basis..


Posted by: A Dumb Door
To be honest, I'm surprised that I was able to make 4 reservations, and even 6 consecutive posts without being interrupted. I'm proud of you, Flood! You showed self-control, a quality that indicates higher brain function! There might still be hope for you as a species.
I have no idea what you just said but it sounded funny in my head.

  • 06.14.2011 12:32 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

I love this thread

  • 06.14.2011 9:04 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: cullenz088
I love this thread
You should see our Door-Without-A-Knob's PM box. I just sent him 20 PMs in a row.

It's good being back on duty.

[Edited on 06.14.2011 10:02 PM PDT]

  • 06.14.2011 10:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: cullenz088
I love this thread
You should see our Door-Without-A-Knob's PM box. I just sent him 20 PMs in a row.

It's good being back on duty.
20 PM's? Try 25! Great scott, man! Also, I take it you had fun with those subjects?

My face when I saw my inbox after he sent all of them.

  • 06.14.2011 10:18 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: cullenz088
I love this thread
You should see our Door-Without-A-Knob's PM box. I just sent him 20 PMs in a row.

It's good being back on duty.
20 PM's? Try 25! Great scott, man! Also, I take it you had fun with those subjects?

My face when I saw my inbox after he sent all of them.
C:

[Edited on 06.14.2011 10:27 PM PDT]

  • 06.14.2011 10:21 PM PDT

My heart just jumped into my brain when I saw my name there

  • 06.15.2011 5:59 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke

HEY!! There's the enemy! Can I shoot it??


Posted by: A Dumb Door
To be honest, I'm surprised that I was able to make 4 reservations, and even 6 consecutive posts without being interrupted. I'm proud of you, Flood! You showed self-control, a quality that indicates higher brain function! There might still be hope for you as a species.


Was too busy munching on a Sgt. Johnson... I had the munchies.
:(

  • 06.17.2011 3:22 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."


Posted by: RedXRulez
I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist!
I put the "laughter" in "slaughter"!
No one can beat that!

  • 06.17.2011 4:06 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Brendan Alverson A.K.A. SuPa 118 is my Xbox LIVE gamertag.

I thought this was a Halo site... not Lord of the Rings. Though, I HIGHLY doubt that they have a site. Bungie's awsome.

  • 06.17.2011 4:24 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back at full steam.
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Brendan Alverson A.K.A. SuPa 118 is my Xbox LIVE gamertag.

So a Flood walks into a bar...

  • 06.17.2011 4:33 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Eagle Rock Blue

WHO ARE WE?!

I love this thread :)

  • 06.18.2011 2:43 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Just sent our friend 4 more quotes.

  • 06.18.2011 11:00 PM PDT

Doctor what?

  • 06.19.2011 5:57 PM PDT