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Posted by: Gulltralisk
Posted by: Odd Chameleon
Posted by: A Naked Ninja
Don't feed trolls children, especially if you're actually going to respond to them seriously.
PSA for the wise.u seriously thing im trolling? wow. this is why i hate this site. anyone who isnt a loser or something and claims higher things
INSTANT TROLL
any one who claims wacky stories
INSTANT TROLL
Yeah! Take the lemons!
Posted by: I Judge Bread I
Posted by: VictoryFlowers
I wish they made a game about fapping. With online capabilities. Fastest guy wins!I would be a pro.
Posted by: Crimson Chin
Posted by: BronzeKneecap
Posted by: Crimson Chin
BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY!
So, we meet again, Crimson Chin!
You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass.
*Ka-Chin!*
Posted by: Justawsimlol
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: UberLevi
Why the -blam!- not?Why the -blam!- so?-blam!- that's a good point.
Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r
I thought presidential elections were decided by a fistfight, in which case George Bush won because he beat the everliving -blam!- out of Al Gore.
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: SubtleSpartan
To -blam!- or not to -blam!-? That is the question.I once said that to a girl.
It didn't end well.
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Darth01
Well, once in Modern Warfare 2, I got in a game, and was doing extremely well. I was carrying my team, and the score was something like 5500-2000, my team winning. Then the host connection went to crap and dropped me (and as I found out later, about half the people in the game).
I was kind of annoyed, but went back into matchmaking. It dropped me in the same game, but on the other team. I then lost the game, even though I was still doing really well (the final score was something like 7500-7200,again, mostly because I was carrying my team). So I lost a game because I did really well.I swear to god that this should be a metaphor for capitalism or communism somehow, but I can't quite make the connection.
Posted by: UberLevi
Mother Nature told me I was her one and only, then she slept with another man.
That -blam!- is on my list.
Posted by: Marvelous Bauble
People like Recon hurt my brain
Posted by: OoCarpetoO
Posted by: Evil Alternate
Link is meatspin. I have iPad and am not afraid of links.
Everybody back the -blam!- up this guy has an iPad
Posted by: petitminou
We just need to engineer some natural trees.
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I like brilliant fridges. Their brilliance always fades when I close them, though. It's dumbfounding, really.
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: totallymassive
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: totallymassive
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
1. Let them fail
2. Make new country
3. ???
4. Profit
This is how the world works.Why cant they just cut out stupid things like an army and stuff? and have higher taxes
...You want higher taxes...to get them out of a recession? Good God, man! The lies of socialism have gotten to you! well fine, but then make people pay their taxes.
I heard that a huge portion of the population of Greece has been invading taxes for a long time. Gentleflood, the time has come.
TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
The Creepers from Minecraft are evolved from Mushrooms, like the ones you find in caves. The Mushrooms absorb Sulphur and Potassium Nitrate from the ground, then they uproot themselves, go to the surface, and get the charcoal necessary for themselves to make gunpowder. The Creepers you find are randomly looking around are looking for more materials for their spores so that they can grow up just as strong. The Creepers can release the spores at any time, and when they find Steve?, they explode, releasing more spores that turn into new Mushrooms which grow into new Creepers. The reason that they explode at all is because they know that you are going to try and kill them and get their gunpowder, and their spores never get released.
/Fridge Brilliance...?
*Ryle 'Cytarai will now detonate in 10... 9...*DON'T! YOU'LL RELEASE MORE SPORES!*Self destruct sequence discontinued*
Man, did I eat an AI again?
I really need to stop doing that.
Posted by: T3hLemming
Posted by: xMeerkatKingx
Posted by: MadMax888
Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"Maybe they have money problems.
Posted by: DesertScorpio
The Famas is real, employed by the French.
But it never sees combat, since the French give up so easily.
Posted by: The OP
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: T3hLemming
Posted by: TrickyDonut
Posted by: fudgesickel
Or get Sprint bro
Sprint is terrible, get Armor Lock.
I see what you did there...Not with my Hologram you don't.Oh please, you'll never see me coming with my Active Camo.
Posted by: troll education
lol, I hated tomorrow. Wednesday too.
Posted by: T3hLemming
Posted by: xMeerkatKingx
Posted by: MadMax888
Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"Maybe they have money problems.
Posted by: HyperWiz
I'm more concerned about a couple who named 6 of their boys all "Mikes."
"Mike, come over here," and all 6 Mikes turn their heads. Stupid isn't it?
Posted by: DrMod
Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I could name a few, but they're mostly of people who use alts to avoid bans, and that's just a dick move.Yeah I hate people who do that.
*whistles suspiciously* I hate that too. *does not whistle*
Posted by: The OP
Posted by: Nesral301
*checks OP's pockets for money*That's not my wallet that you're feeling ;D
Posted by: N7Renegade
Posted by: Caesar_Augustus
Nothing of value was lost. Youre right. A fellow flodian isnt of any value. Unless its me.
Posted by: awesomesauce46
I didn't kill him, I swear! He thought that grenade was a potato!
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Of course it was invented in the USA. Look at what its used for: Pr0n and Commerce. In that order.
If Switzerland invented it, it would be used for education and knowledge. I mean, were not doing rocket science here.
Posted by: The OP
Posted by: BLAH491
Inb4OpIsLivingUnderARockToo late.
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: pizzaguy199
I was wondering, do the British Celebrate the 4th of July?Yeah. The entire world does, actually. And, contrary to popular belief, it's an intergalactic holiday. I heard that even the newly-found Alpha Centauri planets celebrate it.
Posted by: The OP
Posted by: Batchnator95
I'm a necrophiliac.Considering the fact that you've played Halo, I'm not surprised.
Posted by: UrbanBuffalo
A genuine LOL troll from a dating website.
Enjoy.
Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
I think everyone's downloading it, it's going very slowly for me. Or maybe it's the fact that I have an AT&T connection.
Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx
Posted by: steadman
Posted by: KooIKidKarl2k8
Oh look... THIS thread again...Oh look... THIS comment again...Owned.
Posted by: agjm
Posted by: FishSlapped2
Look at the people in the comment section!
I want to smack every single one of those people upside the head.You, my friend, are a very good and educated person.
Congratulations.
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Tommyempoleon
+1 for Russia. What's infinity+1? To Infinity and Beyond, you dolt.
Posted by: BlueBears50
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
There's like 3 STGs on the Marketplace. Trouble Witches, for one.Played the trial for Trouble Witches. Lost a few brain cells, sadly. Too... much... Japanese Micheal Bay!
[Edited on 06.27.2011 6:06 PM PDT]