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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Woot 2000th post! Nice one guys.

  • 06.25.2011 8:33 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Qbix wins the game.

  • 06.26.2011 3:34 AM PDT

Posted by: St Major Dan

Posted by: Rights Reserved
Ever heard of, you know, google?
Posted by: Nebowski
Does anybody know what the average size is?


I bet OP is using his mum's computer...


LMAO

  • 06.26.2011 7:20 AM PDT

Posted by: dambem

Posted by: EchoSpectre

Posted by: nosnhoj420
destroying humanity would be positive in the long run - just not for humanity. so that.
And how would that be beneficial sir?

nosh is a troll

  • 06.26.2011 7:22 AM PDT

Don't -blam!- with Kerser!

What the hell. The "Dont ask flood for advice" Picture comes up as a virus - Trojan.Maliframe!html...

Are you trying to stuff our computers?

  • 06.27.2011 5:26 AM PDT

I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation!

Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages.

Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these.

Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone...

>>

[Edited on 06.27.2011 6:25 PM PDT]

  • 06.27.2011 6:14 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: A Dumb Door
I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation!

Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages.

Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these.

Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone...

>>
I would like it stated that I have no regrets.


And how shocked were you, lol?

  • 06.27.2011 8:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation!

Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages.

Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these.

Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone...

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I would like it stated that I have no regrets.


And how shocked were you, lol?
Look at mah coup.

  • 06.27.2011 8:13 PM PDT

Clinik
1986-2011

Now is a ghost.

OPs Dad derailment, aka The biggest/best derailment i've ever seen. Isaac, you remember this.

[Edited on 06.27.2011 8:33 PM PDT]

  • 06.27.2011 8:33 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

I just sent another PM lol.

  • 06.27.2011 8:57 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: xiTx CliNiK
OPs Dad derailment, aka The biggest/best derailment i've ever seen. Isaac, you remember this.
A little too well, to be honest.


Then The OP squealed. Bastard.

  • 06.27.2011 9:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: A Dumb Door
I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation!

Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages.

Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these.

Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone...

>>
I would like it stated that I have no regrets.


And how shocked were you, lol?
Look at mah coup.


This thread itself should be put into this thread... if that makes any sense.

  • 06.28.2011 1:16 AM PDT

I just finished all of the quote submissions in my inbox! It's now at zero!

>>

Also, I need to get the top of another page soon...

>>

  • 06.28.2011 10:10 AM PDT

I think i missed this thread...
just by a bit...

  • 06.28.2011 3:05 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/obelisk/Group/GroupHome.aspx

Check out my group!

Your only as old as you feel, and I feel like boiled crap.

  • 06.29.2011 1:52 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Hahahahahah, 4th time in here!

  • 06.29.2011 5:48 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/obelisk/Group/GroupHome.aspx

Check out my group!

"Fire in sector 12525234678207!"

"Fire in sector 1252.. wha?"

"Just fire over THERE!"

  • 06.29.2011 7:51 PM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

"I hate you so much it isn't even real!"

  • 06.29.2011 8:59 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.
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I?

I am a monument to all your sins.

''Nuke from orbit.''

''She is a man.''

''Suicide is the only option.''

Edit: Wait, I don't understand this thread...

[Edited on 06.30.2011 4:45 AM PDT]

  • 06.30.2011 4:44 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."


Posted by: SteroidKloud
What the hell. The "Dont ask flood for advice" Picture comes up as a virus - Trojan.Maliframe!html...

Are you trying to stuff our computers?
Yes, he will make it so that every hyperlink shows up as fql.co, and scares the personal information out of your computer.

  • 06.30.2011 1:38 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

I've only read a couple of them so far and this is pretty funny!

HAHAHA

Neat thread.

  • 06.30.2011 1:52 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

I had to do a little digging for this, find my post

[Edited on 06.30.2011 5:13 PM PDT]

  • 06.30.2011 5:13 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

All you need to know about me is that when I die, I want to go like my Grandfather, peacefully in his sleep- not screaming like the passengers in his car.

  • 06.30.2011 5:16 PM PDT
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Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.

  • 07.01.2011 12:30 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

82th page?
dumb door, hurry up!!!
Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 07.01.2011 12:19 PM PDT]

  • 07.01.2011 12:19 PM PDT