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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: USDA Beefmaster
Posted by: ultratog1028
What if 'What if' situations applied to the real world?
The entire time/space continuum would collapse, releasing Cthulu


Posted by: Planetary
Posted by: gruntyII7
Posted by: Planetary
0.o
what does that mean?
Horribad


Posted by: Catnip1388
"Blah blah kitchen blah blah sammich."


Subject: There's a dog peeing on my internet
Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
There is literally a dog urinating on the casing that houses the cables on the exterior of my house. There must either be a bug there that he wanted to kill, or he just really hates ComCast. Maybe he just decided that fire hydrants had gone out of style?

Flood, what would you do if a dog peed on your internet?

Posted by: FearJ77
That dog is a hipster. Fire hydrants are too mainstream.
Posted by: DeadliestCarpet
He's marking his territory. It's his internet now.

-blam!-.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: combat devolved
I x F = E

I: infinity (unlimited stretch of space)
F: forever (unlimited stretch of time)
E: everything
Everything/Forever = Infinity?


Wtf is this?


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: Sangheili Dude
I purposly the accident!
I intentionally the unintentional!


Dotes: Subject: im extremely thirsty.
Posted by: MecuzImblack
Posted by: fluffy gerbils
Posted by: MecuzImblack
fap
wouldnt this make me more thirsty?
yes but you would have something to drink afterwards


Posted by: mscatherwood
Posted by: XxMarnusxX
Those squeakers swear, threat to hack, get busted by their mom and sleep in race car beds.
For your information my bed is a space ship.


Posted by: King Gimp
Posted by: xD3AD MAN LIVEx
Posted by: Iris
Why does the fact that he's Jewish matter?
I was just highlighting him out of all my other friends.

Still doesn't make sense why you singled him out.

Because it helps us distinguish from his black friend, his asian friend, his -blam!- friend, and his friend with the pug nose.


Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary
Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun
Posted by: X Delta Xero X
Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary
Wow, man. I was just kidding...
Sorry, that's just the one thing that bothers me about some women...they don't make any sense.
Posted by: Dr TimothyLearyYou're a woman? O_o
It think that entire conversation just flew right over your head.


Posted by: Tanner113
Posted by: Shin Li
*Makes more popcorn, grabs another soda and a few slices of pizza*

This thread seems to be holding it's entertainment value.
lol you're still here?


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Not Snake
Posted by: Bucket of Win
Kind-of-only-sort-of-related: is it physically possible to flip a coin and have it land on its side and not fall over?
Today on Mythbusters, Karie and Grant test to see if a flipped coin can land on its side. Meanwhile Jamie's mustache gains sentience and tries to eat Adam.
Isaac would like it to be known to all that Isaac heard this in the Mythbuster's Narrator's voice.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Mayan_Destroyer
Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
I am a monument to all your sins.
No your M94 Mushroom Man
This one would like it stated that Mayan_Destroyer may actually be a monument to all our sins.


Posted by: Wonderbread
Brothers fighting?

Unheard of!

SEND HIM TO COUNSELING!!!!


Posted by: Noble5 AKA Jorge
Posted by: Onyx81
Ever heard of a family computer that can barley run a video Game?
Those were the days.....


Posted by: Recon Number 54
I m abusin my powah of authoritay to tries to get ur bootay~!

Right?

Link for context and the full post.


Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: RJ27
Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: RJ27
Don't listen to them...
I did once... It almost destroyed what little sanity I had left...
You still have sanity? I find that hard to believe...
Hence the 'had' :3


Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: Murcielago00
Posted by: OPs Dad
Shall I go talk some sense into her? With my fists?
you should.

you're the OPs dad, why you let the wife do that to him?
Yeah, you're right! I'm the man! Where's my cricket bat!?


Posted by: barackobama2012
i always feel like im at im at home whenever i am with here


Posted by: Jet Wave
Maybe you should.....get to know her better.


Posted by: RomanGladiator17
Maybe you should think of fixing the economy instead of incest OP.


Posted by: Jonny SnipedYou
Posted by: SamoanGladiator
did you put realistic and respawn in the same sentence
i believe he did


Posted by: Dark Night133
"it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed off."


Posted by: MrShyguy
Posted by: KamikaZeGecko21
Lol your a CoD fanboy and have never played any battlefield game in your life because all of those things about battlefield you just said are completely wrong.
How can you be so gulabul


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
What's Order67? Is this something made and forced on us by retards, or some more political bull-blam!-?

Same thing really, now that I think about it.


Posted by: Zanir
Hunter S7, and "Operatives of Order 67" Leave the Flood and never come back. *Que dramatic music*

The Flood is for everyone, bronies and furries alike (No dimwits). We need to be a big happy family.

O WAIT I FORGOT, IT'S THE FLOOD.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: G3N3RAL R3VAN
I tried, but I can't seem to find myself on here.... I must suck. :(


...... sucking SUCKS!
I looked through your last 5 pages worth of posts to try and find something funny, but I wasn't able to find anything funny D';


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
82th page?
dumb door, hurry up!!!
Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.
wour yelcome.
It's "wou're yelcome".
A funny post on the 82nd page is on the Flood's funny posts 82nd page? Irrelevant!

IT'S GOING ON THE 82ND PAGE!


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: D D0uble dash
Posted by: An Ouchie Stick
Posted by: shibby76 wins
"Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!!

...ok I'll hold."
He was talking about the dog, not the girl
My sister is the dog of the family...
So she's your b1tch?


Posted by: Sgt monkey41
Posted by: Zag22
SNAP KILLS DUMBLEDOR!!!
Man, Crackle and Pop are going to be pissed.


Dotes: Subject: You are now the only human on Earth. What do?
Posted by: Simse11
Post a religious thread on Teh Flood without consequence!


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Massive Smurf
The Russians have a chance at winning, now.
About time they win something.


Posted by: sims3k
Posted by: The Econo Troll
Posted by: sims3k
i live in australia
Hug your pet koala bear close and pray for us at the grave of the Steve Irwin my bro.
ill catch the 8:20am kangaroo express to his gravesite tomoro


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: ExquisiteDragon
I don't feed the machine, I am the machine.
No you are a Dragon.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Toad117
Catherine or Katherine?
Damn you sadistic choices!


Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: fluffy gerbils
Posted by: petitminou
Well, tbh, I've never seen this thread before.

Well done, OP.

Interesting point.
I aim to please...
I just wish you'd aim when you piss.


Dotes: The series 24
Posted by: kT x Fuzion
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: kingofsmash1
Posted by: kT x Fuzion
Is is the sequal to 23?
No, it's the prequel to 25.
26 makes it a trilogy.
27 makes it a series.


[Edited on 07.12.2011 6:18 PM PDT]

  • 07.01.2011 12:38 PM PDT

Dotes: Title: You're flying a longsword...
Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
I hope I don't slip and castrate myself.


Posted by:Two best friends play
STOW IT DONT THROW IT! Oh -blam!- a gun!


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Soviet Ruse
Have you ever seen it happen? I think people who do that should be embarrassed.
Or at least hot.

If they are like fat and old? There should be like a law or something.
From here on out, only hot babes should be caught having sex in public.
I volunteer to catch them.
I'll drive the unmarked van.


Posted by: BillThePenguin3
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: I am Gatorade
More like don't -blam!- with Russian girls.
Which part?
ZING!


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: eggsalad
Your ass. My size 24 hoof.
My salad still has a hoof?

Oh well *eats anyway*


Posted by: SayonceJRC
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Because you're dyslexic.
Yes I am /:
Only in math...
It's call Dyscalculia /':


Dotes:Subject: Proof that Starbucks is taking over the planet.
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Starbuck having a Starbucks at a Starbucks with Starbuck who is enjoying her own Starbucks at a Starbucks.

Talk about product placement!
Posted by: ninjadude132
Starbuckseption!!!!!


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: idiotswillbuyMW3
Posted by: Recon Number 54
I won't buy a car unless I have test driven it.
but we're not cars?
You can drive a person to drink, you can drive them crazy, you can ride them, they can put metal in their grille, they can have junk in the trunk, you can flat tire someone's shoes, you can "tune them up", they can "put the top down, you can ask someone to "park it".... shall I go on?


Posted by: Mooard
Posted by: o0MrCheesy0o
Posted by: Recon Number 54
I won't buy a car unless I have test driven it.

So, people are cars? They're not. Look it up.
-------------------- His metaphor.



-------------------- Your head.



Look how far it went over your head.


Posted by: The Assassin575
Posted by: Dark Pesticide
Posted by: The Assassin575
I got it yesterday, made a wooden pickaxe, built a "house" out of dirt, and now I have no idea what else to do
Go hug a Creeper.
It didn't work


Posted by: gruntbirthday567
Posted by: Leumas786
Posted by: xEpicurus
I laugh at "hardcore gamers"
just cause you laugh at them doesn't mean they don't exist.
Which is probably why he laughs at them.


Posted by: rednintynine
Not a clue what you're nyaning about.


Posted by: Ehmanda
Posted by: CysticApplepie
Posted by: Ehmanda
Easy as pie. Just call in.

1 (800) 469 9269 - Toll Free
But pie is hard
It's softer after you cook it, silly billy.


Posted by: Zombie Governor
Topic Title: NO BOSSES

Message Detail: Yoshimitsu! He's a fricken boss!
.......


Posted by: Epicsm1ley
Posted by: wild elite
Posted by: Epicsm1ley
Pastafarian.
Best religion ever.
Most peaceful religion in history.
/Win
FSM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
rAmen brother!


Posted by: SC Matt Klassen
Posted by: bred
I still hate the fact that they are actually making a sequel....Halo 3 ended perfectly...BUT NOOOOO!! THEY DECIDED TO CONTINUE THE ADVENTURES OF ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND ONE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS EVER!
I know! Why they ever made Duke Nukem Forever is beyond me.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Well... A pictosecond before the universe was made I was all liek...

Inb4universe.

It was awesome :D


Posted by: NICK VEGAS
i dont always post in threads, but when i do, im usually trolling.


Posted by: SlutterFhy
It's like a dub, but with more of a step to it.


Posted by: MonkeyHouse
Posted by: DarkJet7
Posted by: BROWN HAWK
Camping
And judging by the laptop it's on a PC online game, judging by the crappy graphics i'd say it's COD.
Someone was camping, WHILE camping in CoD. Brilliant.


Posted by: REFlegacy
Posted by: Da Real Caboose
Posted by: FishSlapped2
I'd rather be in the Harry Potter zone.
To be in my zone you must
1. Be a ginger
2. Be a hot smart chick
3. Be absolutly crazy
4. Be an old guy.
*Crashes though door*

HARRY! YOU'RE A -blam!- WIZARD!!!


Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
You just answered my question, before I posted it.
Ninja'd like a boss.


Posted by: Captain K
I call them "the Mute button".


Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: SeXXXpie
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: SeXXXpie
When it comes to girls do you settle for average looking and bellow?
Are you asking if I either (1) settle for plain women or (2) yell loudly?

Because I would much rather bellow than date an ugly chick.
I mean average looking girl, not hot or ugly.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: samissleman17
Massive LAN parties instead of Bingo. I'm calling it!
Massive LAN parties involving Bingo. Calling it.


Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Axelord FTW
Posted by: petitminou
People are taught some history. Some of it they remember, and some of it they don't.
Thats understandable. But, if people would shut up when they dont know enough about a subject, wouldnt that be grand?
I try do to do that most of the time, but I sometimes get the urge to talk out of my ass.


Posted by: Novablur
did you hear about the new expansion for mw2 its cool....theyre calling MW3!


Posted by: FishSlapped2
Posted by: Captain K
I use neither. And to be honest, I abhor the use of the second option.
BEWARE OF MY PERFECT, FLAWLESS GRAMMAR


Posted by: Novablur
Posted by: Caesers Legion
Posted by: America F Yeah
Lawl, Asian girls are nasty.
What would I expect from someone whose name is America, F Yeah. Maybe you should be open towards people of another culture.
Says the one judging a book by its cover.


Posted by: a casual banana
All those Segway's on that field is worth more than anything and everything that I have ever owned.

This is a sport for MEN!


Posted by: SWJ345
Posted by: EchoGamer
Segway jousting.

That is all.
The sport of kings


Posted by: justMICK22
Posted by: damanwidaplans
You say ATM machine because saying "AT Machine" could mean Anti-Tank Machine, etc.
Just say ATM then, and leave it at that.

Besides, how the hell can you confuse an automated teller machine with an anti-tank machine? Is there a situation where they are easily confused?

Is the military on that tight of a budget?


Posted by: USS Athena
Posted by: jondoe4362
The Flood never dies, it just stays dormant for a few dozen millenia until we someone -blam!-s up and lets us out again.
"Wake me when you need me."


Posted by: evilcam
Well, I'm even younger and more old school than you OP. I'm 2/28ths and I only like tribal drums. There's nothing quite like the pat pat pat of a stretched animal skin along with the primal screams of a mid-trance nurse maid. Those are the real tunes.


Posted by: Flaargman 117
Stuck in a room with Jessica Alba.

Better drink my own piss.


Posted by: Terrab
Posted by: Hyperlink Error
Posted by: CamaroSniper
\_/ <---- This is my care cup.

It is empty.
You can't fill the so-called "care cup" so reply is invalid.
\--/?


Posted by: Lil Taco 117
Posted by: TehWarMoose
Being an atheist, I am offended that this thread is in any way associated with my non-faith.

Being a hypothetical Atheist, I must point out my Atheism in every applicable situation.


Posted by: Ehmanda
Posted by: MissPrissyXboxDear God save us all.


Posted by: mkprophet
Posted by: DarkScienceLord
What if you watched Inception backwards?
CONTRACEPTION


Posted by: Wilky95
Posted by: A Lemur Monkey
Posted by: Wilky95
Posted by: A Lemur Monkey
Posted by: Wilky95
I don't think I understand.. whatsoever
*Glares*
Is this cus I commented on your thread and scowled? :(
Yes :(
I'm sorry bro :(


[Edited on 07.26.2011 4:45 PM PDT]

  • 07.01.2011 12:38 PM PDT

Posted by: guitarhero554
Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: Black Eagle X99
Posted by: guitarhero554
Kool-aid>Pepsi>Coke
Sir please keep 3rd parties out of this discussion. This is your only warning or it's straight to the timeout box. Coke and Pepsi only gentlemen.
Yes, I quite agree. Third parties are not allowed.
:(:( double sadface


Posted by: Killingcrafter
We are Flood
We are Stupid
We do not care
We do not attempt


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Posted by: I1I Stealth I1I
I bet you like fighting with your Sister.
Of course I do. She is always asking for it.


Posted by: LoneDracoWolf
Posted by: Reykjavik
It is inferior to every book that is better than it.
Join us now, in stating the same thing using different words twice!


Posted by: Epic Sax Guy
Posted by: Econo Trollin
Posted by: Google Chrome
Posted by: Epicsm1ley
Posted by: An Eagle Goose
I started up a new world to start the aether, and I went into a cave. I saw some coal, so I started to mine it. I GOT 65 PEICES FROM ONE DEPOSIT. Is this a new record?
I got 66 Coal from one deposit.
Problem?
I got 67 Coal from one deposit
Problem?
I got 68 Coal from one deposit.
Problem?
I got 68 Coal and was about to get 1 more but, instead I struck diamonds.
Problem?


Posted by: Classic Troll
Posted by: IYIysterious
Posted by: Classic Troll
Posted by: IYIysterious
Posted by: Lies and Deceit
Go.
No.
Yo.
Bro.
So.


Posted by: Wild Smurf 14
Posted by: USDA Beefmaster
Posted by: Mr Mittensworth
Posted by: USDA Beefmaster
Posted by: Mr Mittensworth
No. We are nuking mexico
Then where will we get our burritos and tacos?!
Um taco bell?
You, sir, disgust me. You call that food?!
No, I usually just call it nachos.


Posted by: SayonceJRC
Posted by: Xi RaGeQuIt iX
Posted by: BAK3D B34N
Posted by: thenewxegk
Posted by: BAK3D B34N
This whole thread should go in just because of the first 2 pages.
IKR!
Kwyet you! XD
quiete! xD
Be quite guys!!
>:|


Posted by: Kashmir A17
Posted by: TehWarMoose
Posted by: timothy pumpkin
Posted by: Dback139
I use math in the pharmaceutical lab that I work in every single day.

Come to think of it, I don't know a single job in existence that doesn't use math in some form.
Author!

Oh wait, even then you have to write the page numbers :D


Clown!
Volume calculations for clown car capacity.

Posted by: Lolmenade
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.


Posted by: WEDGESKYWALKER
Posted by: hmfjkfj
Bottom right pocket. Anyone who puts there wallet in there front pocket doesn't know how to put a wallet in his pocket.
Anyone whos spells their there as they're they dont know they're their is there


Posted by: x Foman123 x
The other day, I caught a housefly between my thumb and forefinger. Try getting a non-gamer to do that.

/thread


Posted by: Mad Cat 74
Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: JibJub1212
My Little Pony is awesome.
Oh boy...


Posted by: RedXRulez
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
WHAT THE FU-boom!
*Evil laugh as face melts off*


Posted by: Sigma617
Ho hum. Ho very much hum....


Posted by: CHOASAGENT
I don't see why it's so hard to split atoms, you just need a sharp knife. After you have that just start waving it through the air like a madman.


Posted by: timothy pumpkin
Posted by: kil1ertomatog
Posted by: Dobatch O Sully
IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED
THEY SAID 'IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?'

I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY F**KING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.
JESUS CHRIST

POEM OF THE CENTURY


Posted by: Gandalf
Posted by: DL Coup D Bungie
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
*Passes*

WHAT NOW SON?!


Posted by: capitonRender007
Posted by: CrazyJediMaster
Posted by: da bomb drop
SO because they may kill someone with it, it should be banned?

Quick everyone! We must crusade against the dangerous gardening equipment that may just kill someone!
I'll never let you take my Rake Axe
I will fill my yard with those when the zombies come, best invention eva!


Posted by: annoyinginge
The only an with a PhD in asskicking.


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Posted by: HeyBlade789
Simple: When Marty's orchestra dicks up, heads roll.
That, or Marty can play the sword like nobody could ever believe.
He was a First Chair Fencer in his High School Band.


Posted by: Da Purple Hippo
Posted by: Random Guy44
Posted by: Da Purple Hippo
Posted by: Phonomenal
Posted by: Da Purple Hippo
Fapping Spree!
Fapping Frenzy!
Fappocalypse!
fapamanjaro!
Fapionare!

UN-FAPPING-BELIEVABLE!!!


Posted by: pwnage79
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: pwnage79
Looks like the necromorphs finally got you Isaac
Hey, I have common sense. I'm a horror movie protagonist that wears a suit of -blam!-ing armor and I don't use a melee weapon that is going to get me killed. I use a remote control saw instead of a chainsaw.
See? He's alienzombiefied after dying then getting reanimated.

He doesn't even know that he's in a game, not a movie!


Posted by: Devastation182
Posted by: Spartanelete M37
Posted by: Zer0 Tolerence
I live in Texas, watch out for Black people.
But I am black...
Then watch out for mirrors.


Posted by: The Yeti
Posted by: nk1297
Posted by: chichiace
Posted by: nk1297
Posted by: ninja fighterr
*burns school down*

I think I win...
*rebuilds school*
no I WIN
Goes home.
I WIN.
*burns down home*
NOW I WIN
*Shouts "I WIN!"*
Now I win.


Posted by: eggsalad
*Girl fails to locate Russia on a map*
*facebook*


Posted by: Durable Sausage
Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: mehh i lag850
Posted by: The Yeti
Posted by: Taconomicon
You should try Xbox.com
Don't listen to him, try Xbox.com.
If that doesn't work, try Xbox.com
Or even Xbox.com
And as a last resort... Xbox.com


Posted by: STB97
Posted by: mastesargent
Posted by: SonOfTheShire
A novelization of a movie based on a book?
Quite right, good sir!
fail... so much fail... fail everywhere!!!


Posted by: snake eater1234
Posted by: The Yeti
Posted by: RC5908
Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: toasta oven1
Discuss
*Discusses*
*Rebuttles*
*puts down opinion*
*disputes*


Posted by: Gaara444
R.I.P.

The English Language

???? - 8/10/11


Posted by: jrv2005
Shrimp

Ingredients: Shrimp


Posted by: The Yeti
Posted by: Egerspurge
Podophiles?
Similar to "Frodophiles." Bushy hair, short, obsessed with rings.


Posted by: Telec
I am Maximus Decimus Merdidius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legion, loyal servant of the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son.


Posted by: Da Purple Hippo
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?


Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
Posted by: Hunter S7
lolpolitics
I shall call them... lolitics!


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: Th3B33fizpower
wtf is hengar?
The evolved form of gaunter, who evolves from hastly.


[Edited on 08.12.2011 12:00 PM PDT]

  • 07.01.2011 12:39 PM PDT

Posted by: SWJ345
Posted by: JAKE 4 CAKE
Posted by: Cay330
Your an idiot. Apple completely redefined computers with their gui & reinvigorated the mobile market with their incredible ios they also make brilliant products & tons of other things.
I can't tell if your a troll or an overzealous apple fanboy.
I think a mixture of both in some bizarre combination that should never have existed.
Posted by: Mai R0f1C0pt3r
I'm so overwhelmed by what you just posted I dropped everything, put in my Battlefield and Call of Duty disks, played the games, was concerned by how correct you were, called Treyarch/Infinity Ward/DICE and complained, received no response, became incredibly upset, developed and overcame an addiction to eating toilet paper, wrote them an angrily worded letter, realized it was pointless, stepped outside, and helped the homeless at a soup kitchen to help me realize the important things in life.

Thank you OP for this lifechanging post.


Dotes: Subject: Bad Grammer On the Internet,,,?
Posted by: NOtubes
Now that I have your attention, what are some grammatical mistakes that you often come across while browsing this god forsaken web that covers the world? I, personally, hate it when people use apostrophes when not necessary, as when showing the plural form of a word. An example would be "game's" or "American's." Neither of those are meant to show possession, they are just meant to show that something is plural. I also hate the misuse of "your" and "you're." As a final addition, "there," "they're," and "their" are often misused, much to my discontent.

By the way, I purposely made a few mistakes in the post body and in the title.
Posted by: MC LOL88
its grammar, not grammer
oh the irony!
edit: oh..................................spiderman out of -blam!- nowhere!
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
You misspelled the word Grammar.
EDIT: DAMN IT, BEATEN BY CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AGAIN!


Posted by: Insida Penguin6
Posted by: william ian
Posted by: Insida Penguin6
It gets peoples attention.
Your coup is the best. :)
Hello Flood. Look at your coup. Now back to mine. Now back at your coup. Now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't as good as mine, but if you stopped using your coup and started resembling mine, it could look like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a forum with the coup your coup could look like. What's in your hand. Back at me. It's a mouse with two buttons to click on a thing you love. Look again. The mouse is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you change your coup to look as good as mine.

I'm on a horse.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Dotes: Subject: Can a game be good without multiplayer?Posted by: Recon Number 54
Solitaire master race.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Tottenham tries to get back to normal...when suddenly spontaneously combusting chimps attack the town!!!


Posted by: that_jacal
so i was comin home from my boyfriends house .... my bottom huts soooo bad i cant put my panties back on ... my bottom hurts soooooooooooo bad...i dont have 2 go 2 skool with no pants 2morrow


Posted by: PheonixofLight
Posted by: nk1297
Posted by: RedXRulez
Posted by: Bosco2196
I back squated 501 pounds today.
I back squated 502 pounds today.
I back squatted 503 today
I back squated 504 pounds today.


Posted by: Yoozel
Posted by: Jeremiah
Do not want.

I'll make my own grilled cheese, thank you.
Bonus points, mod quoting and employee only because I agree with it.


Posted by: Duardo
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Posted by: Duardo
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Posted by: Duardo
Before MLP it was Beiber, and before that it was Boxy. Something will replace it soon enough. Just let it roll.
Aren't you supposed to be vacation?
My name's Duardo, not vacation.
** Aren't you supposed to be ON vacation?
I was, but your mom left early so I had to cut the trip short.


Posted by: agentwash guy
Floodocracy


Posted by: Rayzor1995
I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts on burn victims.


Posted by: THElizzard01
Posted by: atrius16
Posted by: Thel Vaddam
I'M GOING TO ESCALATOR LAND!
Oh darn, eels!!
AWW [dolphin noise]!!!!


Posted by: SangheiliWarrior
Posted by: IMMortal Ki113R
Sure, you wanna have some chocolate?
Vegeta: We have Goku...

Broly: Goku? GOKU?!

GOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUUU!!!


Posted by: The OP
Posted by: Grammar Policia
Posted by: Ehmanda
Posted by: WinyPit82
So we kill them.

Dosen't make sense.

We're avaricious bastards. We know it, and we abuse what we've been given.
OP, have you ever considered being a politician or car salesman?
Or maybe a beastiality star.
Upon further consideration, I have decided to run for President as a zoophiliac used cars salesman.


Dotes: Subject: On SPARTANS and their Careers
Posted by: Seggi31
If only we had a forum for discussing the canon of Bungie's game universes, so topics like this could be discussed in depth. We can dream, right?


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: The Yeti
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Right now, I'm sitting cross legged on my bed, and I fell like gravity is shifting to the right, like I'm going to fall down onto the far right wall.
Maybe you shouldn't have bolted your bed to the wall.
Yeah maybe :(


Posted by: aaz b
Posted by: OPs Dad
Posted by: BAK3D B34N
Stick it in her butt.

They love that. Especially if it's a surprise, don't take it gently either, they love it hard and deep.
This man knows what's what. The only lube you need is will power.
Why did I laugh so hard?


Posted by: Mr Extreme1
Posted by: nerd
Posted by: Mr Extreme1
Anything posted In This thread is to be taken with a grain of salt.
What about a grain of pepper?
Pepper evolved from a mutation gene in the Salt.


Posted by: GAMERGOD7777777
Posted by: Castaway
Posted by: GAMERGOD7777777
*whispers*yay*whispers*
*whispers*you rock. woohoo *whispers*
This thread...needs to be about 20% cooler.


Posted by: DavidJCobb
Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: SangheiliWarrior
OP, you seem to have trouble being in the pool.
POOLS CLOSED!
POOL'S OPEN.


Posted by: Halloweendog
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Halloweendog
Its a question of preference,

Would you prefer a piece of chicken or a roast dinner?
(sorry if vegetarian)
What if I want a vegetarian instead?
Ask the flood mob bar if they have any food?

linky


Posted by: WinyPit82
Your grammatical understanding matches that of a plastic fork.


Dotes: Subject: I need help upgrading my toaster.
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: CysticApplepie
Posted by: WingOfWar
I think I'm going to go with the quad, but this does much more.

Which toaster should I upgrade to?
Hmmm...Well the thing with quad slot toasters VS dual slot toasters is that the dual might be faster if you're not goint to be multitasking, (overclocking your toaster may change that)

You also want less slots for a cooler temperature, also overclocking your toaster can shorten it's life.
That egg fryer is a waste of cash.

IMO just get the quad toaster, and over clock that. You'll get maximum toast-making performance, but as Cystic said, it can shorten your toaster's life span. However, the quad slot is going to be faster than the dual slot no matter what, and you'll be able to enjoy maximum toast in the shortest amount of time.


Posted by: Mr Plopples
Posted by: DethB2U
I simply can't grow a beard.
Not with that attitude anyway.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: xMLGx420xSNIPERx
Posted by: DERPZORZ
lol i r wey mur pro skillz then ur face ima 1v1 u and get parfecton lololo noooooooooooooooooob.

Speak English noob.
Look at the pot telling the kettle to be white.


Posted by: USArmyRanger7RB
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: mushroomman3rd
Posted by: Jayster 94
Watching a moive with the family and a sex scene comes on.
Don't watch Deadgirl or Splice with ANYONE.

Awkward out the wazoo.
The awkward moment when it actually comes out the wazoo.


[Edited on 08.21.2011 8:30 PM PDT]

  • 07.01.2011 12:39 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
82th page?
dumb door, hurry up!!!
Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.

wour yelcome.

  • 07.01.2011 1:00 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
82th page?
dumb door, hurry up!!!
Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.

wour yelcome.

It's "wou're yelcome".

  • 07.01.2011 1:02 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

this page is already funny.

  • 07.01.2011 1:04 PM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

I just wanted to let everybody know that i'm up in the first page somewhere <3

  • 07.02.2011 4:50 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Contributor of the Month: Isaac Clarke
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

For context: My contributions where in a corrupt a wish thread.

  • 07.02.2011 5:18 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Its funny how the front page says there is a quote section on page 81, yet it is really page 82.

[Edited on 07.14.2011 10:58 AM PDT]

  • 07.03.2011 11:41 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
  • gamertag: ALI217
  • user homepage:

I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

this is some funny -blam!-

  • 07.03.2011 1:31 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

Sorry no link

Cool Story Bro

OP(Says something mean.)

To long did not read.

lolwut

rofl

lol

Troll

  • 07.03.2011 2:12 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

  • 07.03.2011 3:21 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Back up. Isaac, you're back on duty.

I suspect llamas are secretly wizards. I <3 poptarts n' milk. I like me. Grimick is defined as: a logical parodox, the act of funnaling a potato down your throat, and a deliciously flavored muffin (with pecons and blueberries). Norway is the Swedish word for 'moron'. My sister has cancer, so i get to use handicap parking and cut small children in line at Disneyland.

"Don't eat doughnuts on thin ice."

"The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."

lol, these are soooo great! I have a lot of new reading material :)

  • 07.05.2011 2:41 AM PDT

Why hello there.

This thread is pretty funny.

  • 07.05.2011 1:39 PM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Join this for love from me


Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: xiTx CliNiK
OPs Dad derailment, aka The biggest/best derailment i've ever seen. Isaac, you remember this.
A little too well, to be honest.


Then The OP squealed. Bastard.
Isn't that a tad like self hate?

  • 07.05.2011 4:32 PM PDT

Artes, Scientia, Veritas

Sapere Aude

"But I do not think we're invincible"

All the way up to two quotes.

-blam!-yeah.jpg

  • 07.06.2011 9:45 AM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/obelisk/Group/GroupHome.aspx

Check out my group!


Posted by: Jonny SnipedYou

Posted by: SamoanGladiator
did you put realistic and respawn in the same sentence


i believe he did


From a thread about MW3

  • 07.07.2011 12:13 PM PDT

And my...

  • 07.08.2011 10:48 AM PDT

I posted my saying on a thread.

  • 07.08.2011 1:42 PM PDT
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  • Intrepid Legendary Member

Herp derp.

my thread got a bit derailed

  • 07.08.2011 1:46 PM PDT

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l | --------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

I quit


Posted by: SWJ345
my thread got a bit derailed

So did this. It starts on page four, near the bottom of the page, starting with Timmy'sDad. It goes on for like 5 pages.

  • 07.09.2011 8:13 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

So what is this thread?

  • 07.09.2011 8:27 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

Thought this was kinda funny, could be my personal bias

Posted by: Wonderbread

Posted by: King Fluffs
I'm here.
Bungie will be nuking us today though, I just got a funny feeling...

Their nukes will blot out the sun.

Then we will troll in the shade

  • 07.10.2011 12:27 AM PDT

"Jesus. I would hate for my first encounter with a v@gina to be the girl just pointing and saying "Guess." That's not even close to fair."

I tried, but I can't seem to find myself on here.... I must suck. :(





...... sucking SUCKS!

  • 07.10.2011 12:38 AM PDT