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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

Epic Thread section
Achronos likes Megablocks.
Coke vs. Pepsi.
lolwut?
Coup Takeover
A list of words we can't use
Cookie derailment
Cake derailment
Mod Censors Title
iFarted Gamertag
Emblem in Black Ops
Bet this can't go hot-topic
Question for Flood regulars
Question for all Reach fans
Random Text
We must rebel!
Westboro protesting in neighborhood
:) or :(
When you go #2
What does my gamertag mean?
God's latest MMO
The Empire's Deception
Challenge accepted, achievement denied.
What is this coup?
First time
Ironic thread
This won't reach 1000.
Important question
48H gold
Head pun extravaganza
Halo Reach is better
Flood appreciation
No mods allowed
Dying Angles
Adapt
2012
Epic Recon
Nope.
Poker face
Cheesecake
No to pandora
State wars
Song title effect
That one MMORPG
inb4 the OP
Halo 4 is important
Mod party
Count to ten
Pre-life
(Obscure thread title)
Blarg
Crimson Chin
Doctor what
Last post wins
Flood history class
OP's Dad
K = -blam!-
Better sword
Orange Banana
Taking on Cortana
Locked thread bug
In your pants
You have my sword
OP's thoughts
Below us
U mad?
Danishes
Those without coup
Break my stride
Moderator just a moment too late
Waaaambulance
No.
Send a message
Blame game
Nursery Rhymes
50 before a mod posts
bungie.ney
Vigilantism
Dinkleberg
inb4OP
Mass Effect Hard
Rick Astley
Beating puns
Enter Batman
Slaying dragons
2+2=5
Microwaves?
Fix Blackout
Cheerios
Christianity
Zombine.rar
Color and tool
The Flood showing support
He returned
Slow, but worth the read.
Ears of War
Next Pandemic
WTH Recon?
Foman saves a life
pirates
Clothing
How to Accidentally
A meter will kill us
Top and bottom post got swapped
Mall Elf
Flood Christmas
Remember me?
What's in a jar of dirt
Side-effect of smoking
How to self-ban
Girl found dead
Pro at chess
Record blacklist
Mother knows best.
Offline account
Iranian navy
An on-topic thread
Arabian Flights
5.1

[Edited on 01.08.2012 2:31 PM PST]

  • 08.22.2011 1:56 AM PST
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This thread
Offline account
Guyto ban people
N00b colors
Want to have ban? Why not Underdog?
Bobcast Meets the Parents
Mastication
A teenager learns a lesson from The Flood (WARNING: Inspirational story ahead)
Original Pony Thread
Qbix Gets Online
Meet Mass Effect 3
Humanity's goal
B.Net employees on MLP
Dragon slaying
Nice Try at Bohemian Rhapsody
Mods are aslee- Oh wait
Bobcast is on a roll
The Ark testimonies
Life's glitch
Serious problem
Poll's in the wrong place
Shielded mothers
Fox News Headlines
Scared dog
Poo Inc.
Science is Fake
The 5st one
N00b T00bs
UNSC Logo
Silly OP, threads are for kids!
Spiderman memes
Floodian Facials
Flood Emperor
Foxes everywhere
Techsmart Parents
The Flood Paradox (tm)
Vinny White
Magic Mike
Songs Speaking
Lord Snakie's Forum Game
Mjolnir Pimp Clone
Gun upgrades
Flood Roadtrip 2
Don't buy Halo 3
MS Game Hacks
Redtube Sister
Grunty Surprise
Farts in a jar
Secret Cutscene
Quoted for Fail
Awkward Questions
Callsigns Fall-in
Don't quote me on this
Try Xbox.com
Still Stupid
Girly smell
Open in 2017
Not so straight marriage
Magic controls
My thread's clone
Hit enter
Carpet ban
A Beautiful Moderator
Expecting Mass Effect 3
Why we buy gaming PC's
Second Coming of Disembodied Soul
Halo 4 Arbiter
Original poll
Microsoft's evil
Floodian commercial
Parents say the darndest things!
Wikipedia license plate
Jack in the Box*(-1)
Origin Support
User formerly known as "peanut butter"
YouTube Attack
To quote or not to quote, that is the temptation.
Secret Butt Fun Room
Waypoint peace
Anne's Whiskers
How to earth
Fruit salad
Blam filter
IGN Fail
No pictures of schools
Behind the Scenes at 343
Floodian Independence
B traul
Carpet Bans Incoming
Long-term friend
Original Xbox.com Thread
Shoosh girl
Forum Duel
Flud is confus
Killing in Halo 4
Bumped random crap
6 month virgin
A Guy On The Flood
Suspicious men
Awesome Recon
Making fun of mods
Movie Titles
Punomenon
He failed us once
He failed us twice
Bra in a locker
First
Flood bedtime stories
Sangheili Erotica
Original Porch Day Thread
Blind Toiletries
Origins of The Flood
Mod pay

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  • 08.22.2011 1:56 AM PST
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

[Attempt #6 at top of page. Please refrain from posting until I have finished this task. We apologize for this temporary inconvenience. Also, before you accuse me of bumping, this is a necessary action, as I use the top of pages to post more quotes. I assure you, this is in the best interest of The Flood, and has nothing to do with thread activity.]

  • 08.22.2011 1:57 AM PST
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

Posted by: Monrizzo
Posted by: Gaara444
The kill ties are fast because it's a completely different game.
How fast are these ties exactly?


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: ShadowLegacy
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.
At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.
Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.
*checks Shadow's post history*
He certainly has quite a while to wait then, if past history is anything to go by.


Posted by: dmg04
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Posted by: Achronos
Posted by: Chemist1123
It is pronounced (by me) in the same way as the greek Titan "Chronos," with an 'A' in front, so it's "A-crow-nos," though the "nos," sound like the plural of 'no' rather than the word 'nose'. (in other words less emphasis on the silent E).
This is probably the best way. You can also simply say "ah-cron-os".

"Sir" is also an acceptable answer.
Can I say "Ma'am" ?
How can you say anything when you're kissing so much butt?

OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!


Posted by: AquaBlader
Posted by: OPs Dad
Squeeze harder. Pump the sleepy out of him.
This sounded so wrong....


Posted by: Saxophone18
*yoda voice* "The intelligence is not strong with this one"


Posted by: Philip J Fry
Posted by: Yevgeni Zakarov
So, I recently watch My Little Pony
Verbs are hard.


Posted by: EnlightenedJHOX
Posted by: RedSpectrum77
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: Gandalf
wARM.

Right?
cOLD.
Right?
paraDOX
Right?
qUACK
Right?


Posted by: X4N03R
Posted by: Ax Fielder
The number one critic of Ax Fielder is Ax Fielder,
Who's Ax Fielder?


Posted by: Alcasam1
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Alcasam1
Posted by: RomanGladiator17
I don't see what the problem is, sometime's you just really wanna see dat ass.
You going to do a finisher on that ASS?
I'm an equal opportunity ass finisher.
All are welcome here! :)


Posted by: deltahalo UK
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: deltahalo UK
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: deltahalo UK
I'm more than a sack of meat with some treasured organs damnit! Stop trying to Farm me!
*Runs off crying*
Give me your guts!
Stop treating me like a Piñata!

I bet you'd love nothing more than to beat me to death so you can steal my organs to give to some fat kid. You're sick!
I would never give them to a fat kid.

I would sell them to a fat kid.
Ah so you're a profiteer as opposed to a philanthropist?
Thats fine then.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: riugiuergniuurei
..fap..?
No!

Bad ruifuiguiui, ruighhug, ruiuuysg. Bad Member! Bad! NO!


Posted by: An Eagle Goose
Posted by: colbyrules8
My dick is so big, it stretches from A-z on the keyboard!!!
But its qwert- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Posted by: Verbatim
I need to take a piss.
A long piss.
One that requires me to sit in front of the computer.


Posted by: HLG Amber Clad
Posted by: Survivor Fo
Posted by: vinjhup
Like a volcanic eruption is gonna effect me. I live near the coast, all I gotta do is drive there, get on a boat and wait for the lava to dry.
Have fun with the whole burning ash thing + get back to land and it's all ash.. and then you realize you're ash ketchum.
1. Acquire 3 orbs from islands
2. Ride Lugia around and use badass Aeroblast attacks on stuff
3. ???
4. PROFIT!


Posted by: Jet Wave
Earth just needs a stress release. Maybe pronz will do?


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Dr Emmett Brown
Posted by: Jet Wave
Because a chair falling over=massive damage.
Yeah, that's the joke.
I'm guessing the chair was the weak point too?


Posted by: o_____________o
Posted by: vanert
FOX NEWS is reporting that they have identified the fault line that the earthquake in DC happened along.

They have identified it as "Obama's Fault."
If Bush were still president, than MSNBC would be calling it "Bush's Fault".


Posted by: Hoggs Bison
Posted by: Shady Bernard
Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Bale Movement.
Is that when you rage at random people like Christian Bale?
I thought it's when you pick up hay and place it somewhere else.


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: AquaBlader
Posted by: dtyler27106
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: UNSCboy
Hide yo cities...
Hide yo towns...
and hide yo suburbs! Cuz it's wreckin' errything out hur!
You don't have to run up north...cause its coming for you!
it's lookin for you.
It's gon find you.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Generalshame94
Posted by: FleetAdmiralBob
... and this time next year I planned on leaving Florida for Philly in part to get away from things like this.
Florida planned this. It doesn't want you to leave.
Come back to me FleetAdmiralBob, so we can be together...

FOREVER!


Posted by: Generalshame94
... Oh dear, it appears my care cup turned into a black hole because of how empty it was.


Posted by: Disambiguation
"This won't be on the test"

It's on the test.


Posted by: TeT
time doesn't exist, its just a measurement, that's black holes interfere with because they are trolls


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: Loaf
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I signed in specifically just to call you an idiot.

You're an idiot that throws lobsters at people, and that's just terrible.
I lol'd. This statement is ridiculous.
I'm sorry, I'm just too optimistic right now to properly insult you D:


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: luigi2147
Posted by: Vrilliant
Posted by: Loaf
Posted by: Isaac Clarke
I'm sorry, I'm just too optimistic right now to properly insult you D:
Say what?
Loaf, how about you Google "Optimistic definition" and then overuse it.

Just like when you heard your mom say "disparaging".
I already knew what optimistic means. The opposite is pessimistic. I don't know what being optimistic has to do with commenting on bungie.net. Btw I hate you; and I don't feel like going back to Eros because of jackasses like you.
ohhh look whos back from google


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Dr Emmett Brown
Posted by: St Major Dan
1 gigabyte wind speeds?
I hope they have enough bandwidth.
Teh wether iz pipes an Al Gore inventd them!


Posted by: Dark Night133
Ok so I was at a red light on a small road when I looked over to see some guy with the window down, I started revving my Acura and he caught on, revving some Toyota I can't place my finger on.
I knew this road had cops who hid behind bushes because this was a long, narrow, paved road, and those attract speeders.

The red light became green and he stepped on the gas when I slowly pressed on the gas, he kept going until a cop pulled out and turned on his sirens. I went on my way down the road until I noticed him in his car, he looked at me and got all pissed. I was laughing so hard I had to pull into a parking lot to keep myself from laughing off the road.

Is this not the perfect troll In Real Life?


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: TheZombie19
I like my mum's Chocolate muffins.
I might like them too. Please elaborate.


Posted by: Insida Penguin6
Posted by: Vien Quitonm
I was walking down the street and out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...
She said I've never seen a man, who looked so all alone, and could you use a little company?

She said if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice and you can go and send me on my way.

I said you're such a sweet lil' thing and why you do this to yourself, she looked at me and this is what she said...


Posted by: THElizzard01
Posted by: PrimeGhost548
*internet is out*

*posted on the Flood*

WAT?!
he probably has a generator


Posted by: Retail Rectum
Posted by: WinyPit82
If poop touches soap...

Is the soap dirty, or is the poop clean?
HOLY -blam!-


Posted by: Dr Emmett Brown
counter strike go doesn't have aim down sightsAre you complaining? Celebrating? Informing? What's going on here?


[Edited on 08.29.2011 5:15 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2011 1:58 AM PST


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
I'm not going to disclose the nature of my stay, nor am I going to delve too deep into the reason for my extended leave of absence from B.net. All I will say is that I miss you all and I'm glad to be back.

So now that that's out of the way, what's happened Bungie/Halo-related in the past month? I've been out of the loop for quite some time. Besides that, what's happened with you guys in the last month? New beau? Moving out? Got fired?

I wanna hear your stories.

Oh, and no more complaining. At all. That's done.

Posted by: I Nebula I
Are you now a 2 legged goat?


Posted by: Arbiter Sux
Posted by: teh fruit
Posted by: Sepian1148
I hear this master chief guy is a pretty cool dude...
he kills aliens...
... and doesn't afraid of anything.


Posted by: SlayersBane
Girl gives you a back rub with her feet? She wants your dick.


Posted by: Gabriel Logan
You know magnets?

They are ancient artifacts left by aliens.


Posted by: AmbigramMan
Posted by: PyroxSnipes
Even if there were aliens, why do you assume they'd instantly be hostile towards us ?
Because they're aliens.


Posted by: theshadowstriker
Posted by: krisman123123
*NerdGasms*
Clean that up! >:|


Posted by: Streptomyces
Arent you the guy that wears makeup and isnt interested in living anymore?


Dotes: OP of thread said the world would be better when Bronies were dead. The following quote is from 5 bronies.
Posted by: omgshesdead
Posted by: Saint Gabriel
Posted by: Daft_Punk
Posted by: Killingcrafter
Posted by: Pinkie Pie
And Hitler thought killing all the Jewish people would make the world a better place.


Posted by: True Deception
Posted by: Dont pass gass
WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST BE NORMAL!?!?!?

STOP BEING DIFFERENT THAN ME!
This post combined with this picture pretty much represents every MLP hater. :)


Posted by: ElMightyCondor
Posted by: Kino lynee
Posted by: ElMightyCondor
How did a RPG shoot down a AC-130?
Tracer
yup he fired a tracer dart like 30,000 feet in the air at a plane going 300 mph. SOUNDS LEGIT


Posted by: BOMB3RMAN2396
EVERYONE! OUT OF THE UNIVERSE!
*Swallows self*


Posted by: Flaming Wombat
Posted by: Anto91
devide that number by zero.

Posted by: Anto91
devide
No, no you won't.


Posted by: JHOX
Posted by: SonOfTheShire
I don't wear pants.
Sometimes I only wear one pant.


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: Keiyoti
I'm tempted but these look really difficult to take care of.
You should get a cuddly reptile.


Posted by: UnseenGamer
For a moment, I thought you were saying that the virus turned PCs into Macs...


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Od
Posted by: Phil McCrackn
Why cant I have a straight white pride parade?
We don't need parades for everythng.
Gamer Parade
Let's do it.


Posted by: BouncedMr happy
inb4Ince-Posted by: omg a bannana
Mineception
...


Posted by: mastesargent
How can you inb4 inb4s if you inb4ed two times before you inb4ed inb4s.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
Ah yes, "Reapers."
Posted by: Adam Jensen
Ah yes, "Reapers."
Posted by: Jet Wave
"Ah yes, Reapers."
I believe we have dismissed that claim.


Posted by: System of a pwn
What would have happen if I poured self-raising flour on an orphan?


Posted by: Statefarm98
>guy comes to school to blow it up and kill many
>kids complain about how hot it is outside

Yep


Dotes: Subject: I can never infect Madagascar.
Posted by: Terrab
That damn country always closes its one port before I can get there, no matter how sneaky or lethal my virus is. I mean come on, who wants to eliminate the entire human race EXCEPT Madagascar?

Ugh. Advice?

Posted by: ultratog1028
I've done it once. Got a virus and just made it contagious. Highly contagious and nothing else. I waited to have it spread across the world. As soon as people started closing borders (everything but madagascar infected) I just hoped.

Madgascar closes it's borders. My virus Arrives on the last ship that enters. I win.

Posted by: UNSCboy
I started there once. I was like, "this is awesome!" and then they shut the port down before I escaped.

Posted by: Terrab
Madagascar... key to the survival of the human race.


Posted by: SayonceJRC
Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: Burned Remains
-blam!-! IT WAS MEATSPIN!!
How can there be meatspin on a phone?
lolwu-?


Posted by: Patricius
Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Bread makes you fat.
Food makes you fat.


Posted by: Not Snake
If there is an anniversary I demand Floodcake!


Posted by: Alpharias
you started an off-topic thread on an off-topic forum. So yours is the MOST on-topic.

you lose.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Disambiguation
Posted by: Massive Smurf
I would try it, but....
You'll get there one day. Gin is one of the most wonderful spirits in the world.
I thought Djinns were the most powerful spirits.


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
In other news, Saltines crackers was sued by whites.


Posted by: Satisfaxion
Posted by: Eva Hitler
And when he saved everything, instead of being the hero of the day, everyone thinks he is a traitor and he is just like: oh mkay...
So Batman = Titus?


Posted by: Pinkie Pie
You should come to my parties.
I got punch and apple-bobbing.


Posted by: jamdat369
Posted by: Cheify Weefy 07
Blacklight virus([Prototype]) vs. T-virus(Resident Evil)

Rebel 1! Fight!
Aw man, I didn't bring my microscope.

I really wanted to see this one.


Posted by: Vegimite
Posted by: xxxblaze643xxx
Posted by: Eeeeeagle
You're relatively calm considering there's a gunman in your street.
There was a cop with a Glock beside me.

Felt good.
Glock's shoot bullets, they don't stop them.


Posted by: SWJ345
Posted by: BF117HALO
Oh, sorry. I forgot that I had a coup. I am one of those weird people that uses IE, I'm afraid.
probably how you got the virus in the first place.


Posted by: Jabez Dawz 01
Posted by: DA BEST BAMF
What ARRRRRRRRR you talking about?

seewhatididthere?

*Hears crickets*

*Walks away awkwardly*
*Pukes*


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
You're motivated. Believe me, and it will become true.


Posted by: Xagy
Cats that have been genetically modified to glow in the dark are being used to gain insights into Aids.
That's the most random title, ever.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Posted by: elmicker
Step 1: Stop running a server from your bedroom.
OI!

I'm running it from my basement...


Posted by: Apocalypse
Posted by: FriendlyStu16
Posted by: Apocalypse
Yup
Lolno.
Lolyup


Posted by: Cooliozz
I have done extensive research and have concluded that both Hurricane Irene and Snooki blew the entire east coast to get on television.


Posted by: teh Chaz
Told status of that kid

Told [ ]

Very told [ ]

F**king told [ ]

Knights Of The TOLD Republic [x]


Posted by: Doodlebox
WE'VE WEAPONIZED TEXT WALLS


Posted by: System of a pwn
Pretty ironic for a politician to ban lying.


Posted by: ShadowLegacy
Posted by: OoCarpetoO
Posted by: ShadowLegacy
Posted by: Fourever Al0ne
amazing how you can't google the question, but rather ask us.
Amazing how I have been googling it for the last 30 minutes, idiot. I've tried all kinds of different variations including "Creepy Japanese Comic Mountain Holes" and stuff like that. How am I meant to google something I don't know the name of? Huh?
lrn2magic
No way. Last time I tried to learn magic I was touched inappropriately by Albus Dumbledore.


Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: Recon Number 54
what the hell?
If Recon doesn't know something, no one else will.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Diabetes is an STD?

Props to this dude then!


[Edited on 09.18.2011 4:11 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2011 2:00 AM PST

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Jet Wave
How did he force you to do anything?
Show us on this doll where he touched you.


Posted by: BastinatorX3r0
You're right I'm not afraid of the dark...

I'm afraid of the lego pieces in it.


Posted by: Erebus1317
Posted by: NAC Renegade
"We are at bingo fuel!"

"THIS ISN'T CALL OF DUTY! I NEED AIR-SUPPORT!"
"Do you have a five kill streak?"

"No."

"Sorry, no can do."


Dotes: The image was actually embedded.Posted by: Achronos
Posted by: TwistedDippy666
TLDR: We should be able to embed images much like bungie employees. It could be moderated with bans on using the embedding to prevent people embedding bad images.
lol, no

Image


Posted by: Isaac Clarke
Sit down, Shut the -blam!- up, and Get out.

IN THAT ORDER BEFORE I SLAP YOU WITH A TROUT!


Posted by: Biack Rose66
I've been grinding in school. I'm a level 75 Math Centurion, a Level 79 English Maestro, Level 76 Science Scout, and a Level 80 German General. I can't wait to reach the college-end game! (lv81+)


Posted by: The Chiodos Bros
Posted by: GAMERGOD7777777
IT'S THE COLE TRAIN BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN!


Posted by: SIMAN166
Posted by: aaz b
That would be like buying a can of coke but being forced to pay extra to eat it.
I wouldn't care in that situation, cans taste terrible.


Posted by: Adamcunn
Posted by: lukeanatr
Posted by: Adamcunn
Posted by: lukeanatr
Posted by: Adamcunn
My apple is quite tasty
I don't even...
Hint: My name is Adam. An apple is a fruit.

Put 2 and 2 together yet?
So you eat your self?

Lets drop this conversation before it gets weirder.


Posted by: Dark Pesticide
Posted by: supertripon
Posted by: Dark Pesticide
And Skyrim will "overthrow" both of them.
Will it also walk through walls and fly?
Yes. Ghosts and Dragons will be in the game.


Posted by: Navweb3620
.... behold the WALL OF TEXT. Eloquent in its design, yet mundane in its intelligence! Buy one now before the ninjas vandalize it!


Dotes: Subject: Facebook selling your information
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Killingcrafter
They don't.
I've found Mark Zuckerberg's alt account, guys.


Posted by: TGI Skuldier
>Smart
>The Flood

Pick one


Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Do it or Slenderman will kill you by morning.


Posted by: TGI Skuldier
Posted by: miss killjoyx x
Posted by: the panzie man
I use oxy clean.
Oxy clean doesn't love you and neither do I, now that I know you don't use Bar Keeper's.
Billy Mays just rolled over in his grave.


Posted by: St Major Dan
Posted by: sargeantomeg4
Posted by: St Major Dan
Posted by: Maxwell_Murder
It is irresponsible ownership to have a pet that is not neutered.
So what about if you want to breed with it?
You would -blam!- a cat or dog? You are a sick -blam!-.
LOl u mad? It's tactical.


Dotes: Thread was about typing with your elbows
Posted by: treeclimber101
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

i tried to write hello


Posted by: watschenperson
Posted by: justMICK22
I hate unnecessary polls :/
I hate unnecessary comments.


Posted by: DarkWinder_7
Posted by: ShadowVegan
Kitten: Mew mew mew, Mew!
Eeerm, no! It's actually "Mew mew, Mew!"

Remember that "Mew" = Mew, not Mew, so you can't use "Mew" here.

Dumbass...


Dotes: Topic: Do you carry a pocket knife?
Posted by: dazarobbo
No, but I do carry a spoon.


Posted by: the panzie man
Posted by: Chalupa King117
*moves to Madagascar*

AND CARL LIVED PEACEFULLY THERE FOREVER.
nope, they already shut down their only harbor.


Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Shadow Artiste
I Assassin's Creed an RPG?
Of course...


Posted by: It Will Be Done
Posted by: Mark V guy
i have the right to be unhappy about my personal problems as well
Unconstitutional. You only have the right to the pursuit of happiness.


Dotes: In Response To A Vegetarian Thread:
Posted by: King Dutchy
They still eat animal crackers :/


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: thenewxegk
Posted by: comandercody451
Flood members train of thought: "Everyone that agree's with my way of thinking and everyone that DOESN'T agree is a moron."
>topic of logical thinking

>use of apostrophes are incorrect

made me laugh a bit inside.
>Insults someone's grammar

>Uses a plural verb with a singular subject

Made me laugh a bit inside.


Posted by: the panzie man
Posted by: chotato
the only way to change the future dna is to bread
lol


Posted by: FUNKY B0B
I bet everyone who is taking the OP seriously is counter-trolling, and the OP is counter-counter-trolling by taking their replies seriously.


Posted by: burritosenior
Posted by: Yoozel
If your idea of getting sniped with a DMR from across Hemorrhage is a fun time then it could be considered good.
It isn't.

But getting sniped across Hemorrhage with the Pistol is great fun.


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: coolcor13
Community forum (I think).
Right.Foman on the other hand...I don't like him.Wrong.


Posted by: DaGingaNinja
Posted by: AquaBlader
Posted by: ShotgunTroll
Posted by: AquaBlader
This bill could not possibly be passed.

So many people would be sent to prison. So many innocent people. It'd be funny to watch a large part of the justice system simply collapse under the stupidity of these egotistical media companies.
and yet when a company donates millions to the government, they do tend get their way.
Maybe I want this bill to be passed, because once it happens, the public outrage will be so great as to insure that such stupidity doesn't happen again.

Prisons would be overflowing with random people from the internet. WTF?
Hello everyone, my name is SeaNanners, and I just dropped the soap.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Xx HeNrIcUs xX
2.THE WORLD WILL NOT END TOMORROW
Not if we by more Dunkin Donuts! The world runs on Dunkin!


Posted by: Flaming Wombat
I'm outsane.


Posted by: Eeeeeagle
Posted by: FreshDaisys
Posted by: Eeeeeagle
Posted by: FreshDaisys
Posted by: ColdEmbrace
Posted by: Eeeeeagle
Quick! Everyone into the Orgy pit!

No fat chicks allowed, though. Sowee.
Nothing wrong with fat chicks, bro. They're willing to do more.

More Cusion for the Pushin'
You seem to forget we'll be in a pit.
They'd crush us, guise.

We could kill them and use their fat for food and comfort?
...that's....that's not a half bad idea.
Good thinking, my boy.


Posted by: The Flash Master
Posted by: Nyan Nyan Nyan
Posted by: CrazyNinjaRN
Burning feces...is NOT a genius idea.
Why?
It stinks.


[Edited on 10.22.2011 4:37 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2011 2:02 AM PST
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

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Can I post yet? <3

  • 08.22.2011 2:56 AM PST

Posted by: ShadowLegacy
Can I post yet? <3
Yep, it's all clear. Feel free to post, the thread is now open.

  • 08.22.2011 3:04 AM PST

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.

  • 08.22.2011 3:27 AM PST

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Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.


At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.

  • 08.22.2011 3:35 AM PST

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: ShadowLegacy
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.
At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.
Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.

  • 08.22.2011 3:36 AM PST

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Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: ShadowLegacy
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.
At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.
Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.


Oh, boy! *Wields blue Laughsaber*

  • 08.22.2011 3:38 AM PST
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: ShadowLegacy
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.
At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.
Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.
*checks Shadow's post history*
He certainly has quite a while to wait then, if past history is anything to go by.

  • 08.22.2011 1:00 PM PST
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Herp derp.

yay, i had 2 on the last quote page.

and you put the one i sent you up!

  • 08.22.2011 2:16 PM PST

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Question: Why move the Epic Thread Section?

  • 08.23.2011 8:23 PM PST

Posted by: Jet Wave
Question: Why move the Epic Thread Section?
I was running out of room in the OP. I had four options:
Split the Epic Thread section in half
Move the epic thread section
Move every quote post back one post to make the second OP post more Epic Threads
Shut down FFS

Seeing as the Epic Threads section was in the same post as where I put the pages of each post, the situation was a bit dire. I chose the option that I thought would work best.

  • 08.24.2011 12:21 AM PST
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."

Posted by: Alcasam1
All are welcome here! :)


See that smile there? That's because he couldn't keep a straight face saying that.

Here let me try.

All are welcome here! :|



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:S



:D Bwahahahahahahahaha! Oh. almost had it. Almost. Not really...

  • 08.24.2011 2:57 PM PST

Thread.

  • 08.27.2011 1:26 PM PST

If i do die via butt hole, please make sure it is stated as so on my tombstone. Thank you. -borrowedchief

This was just posted in a thread about breakfasts.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: TheZombie19
I like my mum's Chocolate muffins.

I might like them too. Please elaborate.

  • 08.28.2011 12:52 PM PST

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INSIDA PENGUIN6

Posted by: Insida Penguin6
Posted by: Vien Quitonm
I was walking down the street and out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...

She said I've never seen a man, who looked so all alone, and could you use a little company?

She said if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice and you can go and send me on my way.

I said you're such a sweet lil' thing and why you do this to yourself, she looked at me and this is what she said...

  • 08.28.2011 2:09 PM PST

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...

  • 08.30.2011 4:40 PM PST

Posted by: Jet Wave
Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...
I just want you to know, you're starting to rival Isaac in quotes submitted...

I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Isaac Clarke had one of the best quote marathons of all time!

  • 08.30.2011 9:22 PM PST
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Posted by: Jet Wave
Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...

I approve.

  • 08.31.2011 9:28 AM PST


Posted by: The_Batman

Posted by: Jet Wave
Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...

I approve.

HOLY SPIDERMAN, BATMAN... IT'S BATMAN!

  • 08.31.2011 4:05 PM PST