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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Jet Wave
Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...
I just want you to know, you're starting to rival Isaac in quotes submitted...

I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Isaac Clarke had one of the best quote marathons of all time!

How do I celebrate?


Moar Quotes!

  • 09.01.2011 8:36 PM PDT

"Spartans never die, if only that were true..."

Check out my friend's and I YouTube videos!

One of my better moments.

:3

  • 09.03.2011 8:17 AM PDT

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Nevermind.

[Edited on 09.05.2011 4:19 PM PDT]

  • 09.05.2011 4:16 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony?

Recon #54 is banned.

EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift.

[Edited on 09.06.2011 1:54 PM PDT]

  • 09.06.2011 1:49 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Terror Q
Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony?

Recon #54 is banned.

EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift.

He banned himself.

  • 09.06.2011 3:52 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: Terror Q
Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony?

Recon #54 is banned.

EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift.

He banned himself.

Ye he did.

  • 09.08.2011 7:55 AM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.


Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: Terror Q
Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony?

Recon #54 is banned.

EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift.

He banned himself.

Ye he did.

I am aware of that. It doesn't change the fact though.

  • 09.12.2011 8:45 AM PDT

One of my ideas.

Feline Doom : Steampunk mecha anime with kitties.


Posted by: WinyPit82
Did anyone ever tell you you have the grammatical understanding equivalent to that of a plastic fork?





Best quote I heard in a while.

  • 09.12.2011 2:28 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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Posted by: Pirated Goods
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: Pirated Goods
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: IuIz
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm willing to assume it happened, because that would just further support my hypothesis that this kid's an idiot.

Your mom is a hypothesis
Boys, I think the evidence is conclusive. We have discovered another species of Ignoramus. I shall label it "Ignoramus Moronus," and we shall put him in a zoo.


At least I don't have a pu­ssy.

Wait, what?


Posted by: Buggzy
*Faceanvil*


Posted by: K1ngSpore
Posted by: Bullets Kill
How did you manage that?

I was eating pancakes and got maple syrup on my iPod and tried to wash it off with water.


Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: cortana 5
I just take the coffee of the week at Starbucks. :)
^This is a perfect example of why a woman's brain is 1/3 the size of ours.





Best ones are at the end.

/saved

  • 09.12.2011 2:54 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

Oh...we're supposed to post our own...


nah, I'm good

  • 09.12.2011 3:00 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock


Posted by: Doodlebox
WE'VE WEAPONIZED TEXT WALLS

  • 09.15.2011 10:37 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

First Reply is a WIN!!!!


[Edited on 09.16.2011 9:45 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2011 9:31 PM PDT
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People think I’m quiet because I’m shy, but really I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all retards...

I always wondered if I'm ever appeared on this...
Then again I don't wish to waste my time skinny dipping through all these pages and wall after walls of text.
So instead I shall ask he who has no life,
He who has no life,
Have you seen any posts which involve a certain Travis who is good?

  • 09.16.2011 9:40 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Good Travis
He who has no life,
Have you seen any posts which involve a certain Travis who is good?

Posted by: FishSlapped2
Dude, it's called CTRL+F.
Use it.

Huh.

  • 09.19.2011 2:58 PM PDT

dude why did you move it.

  • 09.19.2011 5:58 PM PDT

insert signature here

i have salt next to my computer....

in case the slugs come again...

  • 09.21.2011 2:07 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

I should get more posts.

[Edited on 09.21.2011 10:40 PM PDT]

  • 09.21.2011 10:40 PM PDT

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself.
What I read ^

  • 09.21.2011 11:18 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself. I'm awesome.
What I read ^
Touché.

  • 09.21.2011 11:20 PM PDT

Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself. I'm awesome.
What I read ^
VVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (Subtle, by the way)
What I read ^

  • 09.21.2011 11:21 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself. I'm awesome.
What I read ^
VVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (Subtle, by the way)
What I read ^
All's vanity.

  • 09.21.2011 11:22 PM PDT

[Attempt #1 at top of next page]

  • 09.26.2011 1:59 AM PDT