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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

Posted by: XSaint VeritasX
Sneaking out isn't that hard...Posted by: Cooliozz
Please note: Family has an alarm system which goes off when someone opens a door... sometimes motion tracker and the box to turn it off from upstairs is in theyre room.
Unless your parents own Fort Knox...


Posted by: Ric_Adbur
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: PinkPanther4125
I heard 2020-30 has great music
Hey, can I borrow your time machine? I left my keys back in the Cretaceous era and this fossil of it doesn't fit my door knob.
Don't you know proper time traveler etiquette is to keep the key on a string around your neck?


Posted by: WafflesIsADJ
The answer is obvious, you're a women Harry.


Posted by: petitminou
Post like a mother tucking her children in.


Posted by: SHOOTMEIFUDARE
Stick it in her...
In her...
Her...
Well -blam!- I can't remember


Posted by: Qbix89
Posted by: STB97
Posted by: ElMightyCondor
Posted by: Darkthunder1331
Um God created every body and every thing. READ A BIBLE
read a Koran
Read the Torah
Read the rules.


Posted by: LordMonkey
If I wanted to kill time, I'd shoot my clock.


Posted by: TribalA13X 93
This vacuum really sucks!


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: God2845
DeJesus...Most badass name I've ever seen.
She's obviously not one to be crossed.


Posted by: Ultermarto
Posted by: TurtIe
"WE NOW BELIEVE THE SEAGULLS HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, AND WILL REMAIN IN THEIR LAND UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY WIPED OUT"
*5 years later*

"WE ARE NOW ATTEMPTING TO TRAIN UP THE NON-EXTREMIST SEAGULLS' POLICE FORCE"


*also 5 years later in america*


"WE ARE HUNTING OSAMA BIN SEAGULL"


Posted by: seven blind mice
See humans are the biggest hypocrites in the Galaxy. They go around saying "Oh we are gonna protect our world and everything from dying la de da" when they go around creating Uber Mega-lazers that rip apart the fabric of the universe and could destroy existence. What douches.


Posted by: Gondile
Posted by: CenavsPenus
(LINK IS SAFE BUDS!!!!!111!)
SEEMS LEGIT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Anyone else want to admit to, encourage, or support software piracy on a software developer's site?

3 perma's from this thread, (including a Mythic for those who say that we give them special consideration).... I can give more.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Wilky95
I don't know the first thing about it but I wouldn't do it to this laptop, no thanks :D

Uncle Recon, I see you're flexing the cane once more?
Not really.

I've always perma'd when I see discussions, encouragement or confessions of piracy.

I don't care what people do elsewhere, but this site is hosted and provided to us by folks who make a living creating special patterns of 1's and 0's. To imply that their work, or that anyone else's should be stolen.... is just plain rude, and if I see it, it is account suicide.


Posted by: October oxpaha
Posted by: October oxpaha
ninjas>pirates

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Anyone else want to admit to, encourage, or support software piracy on a software developer's site?

3 perma's from this thread, (including a Mythic for those who say that we give them special consideration).... I can give more.
a prime example


Posted by: Not The Joker
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Sadly, when in prison, you can't/don't complain to the guards/authorities when a crime is committed on/against you. You're surrounded by criminals and ratting/snitching is the one of the few "crimes" they don't tolerate. Reporting it will only make it harder on you.
CAN'T DO THE -blam!-, DON'T DO THE CRIME.

Wait I think I have something wrong there


Posted by: Ehmanda
Text someone = no reply.

Text someone later = no reply.

Person says they'll reply.

Text person again = no reply.

Do you want to know what the definition of insanity is...?


Posted by: X Drag0n Fate X
Patrick Star for 2012 Election!!!

He will take this countries' problems... AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE... pure genius...


Posted by: Cooliozz
Posted by: The Final Few
Posted by: Erbr Cniolee
Despite my intense fear of arachnophobia... the tarantula
You realize you just said you fear the fear of spiders?
Arachnaphobiaphobia?


Posted by: Wilky95
*Sees realistic rubber co-Closes tab*


Posted by: Dark Tornado7
Posted by: Beyond hope
Posted by: Dark Tornado7
Posted by: Beyond hope
Posted by: Dark Tornado7
Also I just had the thought that I should change my facebook status to, "I support the Free Hugs Campaign... ironically through facebook."[\quote]*Hugs Marinade back*
TRIPLE HUG
*Quad Hug*
*Hugs Beyond Hope*
OVERHUG
*Hugs Dark Tornado7* Hugpocalypse
*Hugs Beyond Hope*
HUGIONAIRE
UNFRIGGINBEHUGABLE


Posted by: jacob crawford
I have misplaced my pants. That's about it.


Posted by: vaultboy13
Posted by: Pride
Well, maybe some nice posters and such of things you like.
...thanks

now i know what to do with all the video game posters i have


Posted by: pwnage79
Posted by: tannerb
Posted by: pwnage79
The -blam!- pronz is way better than I remember.
WTF!!!
Sir, if you're going to not make sense, can you please make some sense?


Posted by: WhiteFang0699
Posted by: Captain K
Posted by: Pan Ho
I guess he must be ANTisocial.
DOHOHOHO!!
He didn't Anticipate that did he!


Posted by: WyIdfyre
Posted by: william ian
Furrys
Bronys
Hippies
PETA
Stupid people that think they're clever
Furries*
Bronies*
But you spelt "Hippies" right?


Posted by: THE 100 DEAD
Posted by: master of ares
I seem to function normally?
Confusing statements with questions is a sure sign of sleep deprivation.


Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
The new forced meme 'goog' is worse than both.
It was bound to happen. Let's hope it dies off in the futer.
I hope that meter kills it off.
Don't count on it, with those aloens still being a threat.

[qu­ote]Posted by: thenewxegk
Posted by: lego munkeee
Posted by: thenewxegk
Posted by: lego munkeee
Posted by: FishSlapped3
Posted by: WinyPit82
This thread has the discussion value of parsley. [\quote]Discussing parsley is easy, though.
If we go on a journey into the fascinating world of herbs might I suggest rosemary, it has a most wonderful aroma, while still contributing a great deal of flavor.
Technically, you are starting to derail your own thread which didn't have 'tracks' in the first place.
Really? Was I? After looking at it maybe I was it but it was my call to make I made this thread for laughs, so if that includes "derailing" it so be it.
With a few more bits of punctuation e.t.c, I might actually be able to fully understand you.


Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Posted by: Cage Darkness
Posted by: Ein Soph Aur
Marathon stole from Pong
pong stole from ping pong
Ping Pong stole from tennis.


Posted by: atrius16
Posted by: Friendly Fred
Posted by: Capt Hair
You would think if satan wanted more people to go to hell willingly he'd make it a more welcoming place, you no...do away with the fire and brimstone, and replace it with say.... Amsterdam. Hookers, drugs, and amazing food for eternity...I'd go there!
Don't Worry, Your Going Their Dummy.
Trolls are just terrible these days.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Why would I bump this ? that was stupid of me
Agree.


Posted by: BeefyMrYogurt
Posted by: Taconomicon
You should specialize into a taco.
I heard they can be quite tiresome in combat?


Posted by: Disambiguation
Quick! Light the Mr. Math signal!


Posted by: Phil Atio
Posted by: Jagged03
Posted by: Phil Atio
Posted by: iTak Tiicz
THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Kravchenko....Dragovich....Steiner....they all must die....
WHAT HAPPENED IN VORKUTA

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU MASON


[Edited on 11.27.2011 2:29 AM PST]

  • 09.26.2011 1:59 AM PDT

Posted by: NintenToad64
Posted by: I love Twilight
I have about $1000 to spend on my girl for christmas. What are good gifts? Shes 20 if that helps.

Posted by: I love Twilight
I have about $1000 to spend on my girl for christmas.

Posted by: I love TwilightMight as well get a double sided d;ldo so you can both have a good time.


Posted by: Drowsy Demon
Posted by: AvriI Lavigne
News alert: I don't care what you think.
Logic fail alert: Then stop posting in threads you don't care about.


Dotes: In a thread about China's alliance with Iran
Posted by: CHOCOLOTE TACO
Are they going to build a great wall of Iran?


Dotes: In a thread about time running miles
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: stosh
25 minutes
Does that include the time at the bus stop?


Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Atlantis.
Pity they don't allow tourists.


Posted by: MetalxTongue
Posted by: Chobo 66
Posted by: TheMouthOfSauron
Posted by: Disambiguation
Posted by: Deranged Cook1e
His name is something we drink every day
... Whiskey?
... Semen?
... Both?
....why not?


Dotes: Thread about MLP being cancelled
Posted by: Clueless313
Too bad season 3 was confirmed forever ago.


Posted by: Novablur
Posted by: MegaMuffin16
>Bronies don't fall for it
>Pony haters fall for it
This troll has backfired.
this


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: HC Swat Is Back
Posted by: Recon Number 54
http://tinyurl.com/l44baf
Tiny url? Me no trust..
If it isn't safe, I will ban myself.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: NintenToad64
Even though I think recon's an asshat, he brings up some good points in the OWS debates.
Geee. Uhmmm, thanks?


Posted by: AGLA Froman
"Everyone knows you're not a man until your hand is bigger than your face!"
-George Lopez


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: WinyPit82
This threads is terribad, and you should feel terribad.
This is just horriwrong.


Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Posted by: Simba Too Cold
We all know the downfall to the earth is going to be the great battle between people and Dolphins in 2032. When humanity will have joined together to try and survive.

Sorry to prove you wrong OP.

Made the thread then murdered it.. Casey Anthony
You're wrong. It'll be the Penguin Uprising of 2046.
That's the end result after the dolphin downfall. We will be so far stretched thin that we wont be able to hold the penguins off. The sad part is knowing all this ahead of time, and knowing there is nothing we can do to stop it.
But... There is one they fear...
Yes I know. But if Seals don't stop being clubbed then how will the penguins be stopped ? What good is knowing the future if we are helpless to stop it ? PEOPLE NEED THOSE BABY SEAL COATS !!!


Posted by: xSapphire
On a completely different note:

Assuming
Posted by: Direct Control


Posted by: Muammar Gaddafi
I used to love metal... But then someone stole my sweetroll.


Posted by: Seggi31
Generic colloquial holiday greeting #4!


Posted by: Hoggs Bison
Posted by: lxl Syphon lxl22
Your iceolated.
A common predicament for people in Antarctica.


Posted by: claivin
We'll make a new Internet, and they won't be invited.


Posted by: dahuterschuter
Posted by: xXAmozonessXx
Btw, I'm about to blow your minds..

Harry Potter is a Christian allegory. Harry Potter is (loosely) Jesus Christ and Voldemort is Satan.

Don't be dismissive and really think about it.
Actually, it's an allegory for -blam!--blam!-ity.

A young man is introduced to a whole world and culture that was functioning underground by a large hairy man. He meets more people who are different like he is and has to learn to deal with his gift as well as the good and bad results of it. And I certainly don't need to comment on working magic with "wands."


Posted by: chotato
he's trolling ^
just to clarify that.

we should just ignore him from now on,

i'm sorry about my comment to him i just couldnt resist doing it :(

Posted by: Maxwell_Murder
Posted by: Y SO REACH BETA
I think that our lord made the universe and the bible says the world is about 4000 years old so that is my best guess.

Whether you're trolling or being serious, please don't bring that into this thread.

Posted by: Maxwell_Murder
Pro-tip: The English language reads from top to bottom, left to right. It makes much more sense to the reader to hit "quote" first, then type your response.


Posted by: Pinkie Pie
Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun
Shadowmere. That horse can take an Ancient Dragon to the face and kill it by clopping her feet into its face!
Ahh Shadowmere.
I use to wonder what use a horse could be?
Until Astrid gave Shadowmere to me.
Now we have big adventures
and tonnes of fun.
Fufilling contracts its an easy feat
And Shadowmere makes it all complete


Posted by: HundredJono
RAMIREZ!!! GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL MASON WITH THIS BAG OF POTATO CHIPS!!!!


Posted by: mamamia
Posted by: tapthatgardevoir
Ocarina of Tim
I hope Tim likes his ocarina.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Omega Gamma
Who cares, I wanna know who the tubby fella who got Schultz uniform is.
Some redshirt. Ensign Imagonnadie.


Posted by: Squiggy
Posted by: The Son Of Goat
Ure dad? What are u 5?
No, he's not, but you seem to be.


Posted by: Qbix89
So, you're mad because I just permanently banned one of your alts?


Posted by: Qbix89
Haha, you told me these exact same arguments in the PM you sent me. You'll have to fly that rectum of yours somewhere else.


Goodbye.


Posted by: SneakerheadSwag
Posted by: Todge16801
Posted by: thetallewok
Posted by: Achronos
The moderators, at our direction, are particularly sensitive about things that violate our "Render Unto Caesar" clause in the code of conduct.

I don't like having to talk with FBI, ATF, and police about people who are building explosives, so I'm happy to err on the side of caution here. As such, posts that talk about worrying things, like building explosives, violence, physical threats, etc., are met with swift (and usually permanent) bans.

Expect your continuing posts about these topics to get yourself and your alts permabanned. Take the hint, and talk about your explosive-building hobby elsewhere.
*bows down* Hello my lord. THE FLOOD IS NOT WORTHY OR YOUR PRESENCE.
*cough* asskissers *cough* :)


Posted by: gamerfreak1998
Your dommed us all.


Posted by: Kyle23
I respect fat asses the most, I dont want them to sit on me...


Dotes: Your opinion on depression?
Posted by: Snip3r kidz
Posted by: The Storm
Posted by: PARAEGIS
Posted by: alej452
Posted by: General Dripik
Its depressing.


Posted by: Doctor Jensen
Posted by: Divide Zero
Posted by: Doctor Jensen
I used to be in a lot when I was younger...

then I took an arrow to the knee. Seriously.
no you took an arrow to your nutsack, explains the v4gina you have
>>>>>>>>


Posted by: HoboWithTheSock
Posted by: master of ares
Posted by: jetmann113
Posted by: master of ares
I'm pretty sure ADD doesn't exist. I'm just as sure that it's ADHD.
ADHD is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. ADD is attention deficit disorder.
So there is a difference?
Well you see there is an extra word between ADHD and ADD


Posted by: TurtleNut
Posted by: bobcast
Posted by: Egerspurge
I trust Web M.D. more than these guys.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
im not kidding ur really starting to PISS me off

u can mod me all u want sitting behind ur computer acting like a tough guy like ur superior but we can settle it out on a duel in halo 3


Posted by: The Yeti
Posted by: Egerspurge
I trust Web M.D. more than these guys.
*develops cough*
*checks webMD*
Dear god, I have cancer!


[Edited on 01.09.2012 9:19 PM PST]

  • 09.26.2011 2:00 AM PDT

Dotes: In a thread about Multiple Personality Disorder:
Posted by: Homestar2084
I don't call it a disorder, I call it someone to talk to


Posted by: ultratog1028
Posted by: Ins3ktz
-10/10
Considering nobody is trolling in here, I agree, Op is a terrible troll.


Posted by: Chipax3d
Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
Think about it, you can only get dry when you are wet, and you cant dry yourself when you are underwater, so you must not be wet.
This makes me moist.


Posted by: Flee4Me
Posted by: spartain ken 15
If you go around wearing Pony T-shirts, humming the song, and constantly bring up MLP, you are a Briny.
Is that a new breed of brony?


Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: Guevarista PL 96
Do I have to good or w/e?
No you have to goog.


Posted by: Ins3ktz
Posted by: SunGlassed Skunk
Well played OP, but seriously halo CE, half life 2 was crap, mass effect 2 needed a lot of work and i've never played quake 2.
It appears that I am in complete disagreement with your opinion. Being a civilised person (And assuming you are one too), let us set aside our differences and respect each other's opinions.

What I really mean to say is HOW THE HELL WAS HALF LIFE 2 CRAP?


Posted by: petemech
Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Someone get this man some Kool-Aid!
HEY, KOOL-AID! Now we sit and wait.


Posted by: Clueless313
Posted by: bobcast
Good for you.
Nvm. Thread successful.


Posted by: DimentdMunchkin
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: DimentdMunchkin
You're going to need a 5 year old teddy bear and lighter fluid.

Tear out the eyes of the teddy bear and glue them to the wall. Then light the teddy bear on fire, igniting the flame between the legs. Begin singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs. When you are finished, toss the bear out the window before it burns he house down. Then smash the most valuable thing in the room. If it is glass, cut a gash in your arm and drain the blood into the nearest toilet. If it is not something that shatters, boil it in hot water. then take either the remaining blood or boiled item and splash into your room. The ghost will give you a Big Mac and will leave peacefully.
I love you..
That's nice. Now stop staring and move on little boy. Or the ghost will haunt you too.


Posted by: bobcast
Posted by: burritosenior
Posted by: bobcast
Sounds like IBS and anxiety.
Question: As a Ninja Doctor, would you give him a prescription of medicine, or pain?
An SSRI and bentyl.


Posted by: Ankrow
Bows shoot arrows and for some reason they are magnetically attracted to knees


Posted by: The muffin eater
Post awesome facebook statuses you've seen here.

"Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutual friends
So who the -blam!- are you?"


Posted by: GnarshField
Posted by: Axle the Gamer
i like them for some reoson like how they are scaly or cold they or warm they are
Not to be mean, but that was one of the most incoherent sentences I've ever read.


Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: Reptilian Rob
Posted by: True Underdog
Reptilian Rob
You couldn't handle it.
Somehow, I'm ok with that. :\


Posted by: Badseed_666
Posted by: RakoKoro
Wow. That is justice. Texan style.
Wrong. Texas style is where they chain you up as a sacrifice and chuck norris round house kicks you to death.


Dotes: In a thread about The Big Crunch Theory
Posted by: OVERLORDx117
I want Captain Crunch cereal now.


Posted by: XRevelationX
Posted by: Please waitWhile I try to comprehend what the hell you just said.


Posted by: evilcam
Posted by: TaNk_DeMpSeY
Posted by: TheUsualPsycho
Posted by: sargeantomeg4
Posted by: TaNk_DeMpSeY
About 14 times*, then perma banned.

*about five 7 days, six 14 days, and one 1 month. Also, five 3 days.

it appears I'm the winner so far. I know there's someone who beats me.
I know people who have been ULTRA BANNED. You can't even log into your account.
That's called Permaban.
I'm perma banned, and I can still log in.
Oh, well i'll take care of that for you.

Also, an Ultraban is more sever than a permaban. On an Ultraban, you can't see PMs, groups, the boards, anything.

OT: I don't know.


Posted by: I ColdEmbrace I
Posted by: ABotelho
Posted by: Senturyon
The drive you have in the picture is an external drive. You don't have to do any installing, you just plug it into an available USB port and start adding files. This type of drive is more expensive and usually slower than an internal drive. Also, the actual drive space that a computer reports is always less than the advertised space available, if you want you can look up specific reasoning for that but that's just the way it is.
It's quite simple... In actuality, 1MB=1024KB, not 1MB=1000KB. When they advertise, they use 1MB=1000KB so you end up getting less because your computer calculates it as 1MB=1024. Tada.
David Copperfield everyone!

*applause*


Posted by: mindlessidiots
Posted by: funbun777
Posted by: Maj0r Awesom3
They really need a lobster bowl where they throw lobsters into a giant metal arena that get's hotter at a steady rate so they have to kill each other quickly and then in the end, the winning lobster gets freed while the others are eaten.
This
PETA would throw a fit

so do it


Dotes: Subject: Why do Americans say 'Math' instead of 'Maths'?
Posted by: moar 7 fish
Why do they call the smibbly bibbly a "remote control"? Or a cold on the cob a "Popsicle"? Who knows.


Posted by: Black and Scary
Posted by: spartain ken 15
But the robot was good
I had a dream in elementary school where I kidnapped and molested by Shrek. I'm not even kidding.


Posted by: SHAOLINMONKEY 93
Posted by: BDfreshman
Welcome to the Flood. Where everyone is perfectly in shape, is great with women, and can bench press an inhuman amount of weight. Also, we'd all survive the zombie apocalypse because all of our dad's have guns. And now, we can all do parkour.
My nose grows when I say I can do all those things.


Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: DragonEyes
To have an alt would mean they'd have to participate in the forums and we all know the mods never do that.
-blam!- /thread


Posted by: AcedannyK 7
Posted by: Keiyoti
What's a Drill Team?
Ask your mother.


Posted by: o0MrCheesy0o
When the clock strikes 12:00 am some fairies are released from their cages, they then crawl inside people and force them to pee. This is known as the midnight release. Only happens on a full moon and when the one is up, which is pretty rare.


Posted by: HALO12325
Posted by: Clueless313
Posted by: MovingChicken
Obviously a new spartan or cortona.
Cortona is my favourite character from the Holo series.
I heard Master Chef would be in the upcoming Holo game.


Posted by: thomas17051996
Posted by: Ix LP xI
Posted by: annoyinginge
Posted by: omg a bannana
I want to put my controller through the screen after about the tenth time Garrus asked me for homosex.

"Put your controller through the screen"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
LOL
I second that.


Posted by: ferza 11
Posted by: FlintyFlame67
Posted by: leoj16
3.1415926
3.1415926535..............
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494 45923078164062862089986280348253421170679.....


Posted by: Hoggs Bison
Posted by: Dear World
Posted by: chronicaddict420
No, I don't dig.
Probably because you do illegal drugs.
Or he doesn't have a shovel.


Posted by: Phone
Posted by: AvengerTam1010
no, but somebody almost there went for do even.

Posted by: AvengerTam1010
somebody almost there went for do even.
Posted by: AvengerTam1010
almost there went for do even.
Huh?


Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Posted by: Milkaholic45
Which is your favorite original song from any video game?
"Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton in Portal. Don't tell Marty.


[Edited on 03.12.2012 9:18 PM PDT]

  • 09.26.2011 2:00 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Posted by: o0MrCheesy0o
Posted by: Kashaki Q
Posted by: CBTrigg
Posted by: Spartanelete M37
Posted by: o0MrCheesy0o
IDK either. What I do know though is that Rainbow Dash > all.
Silly filly, that's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.
You're both wrong. Tank > all.
Tom is best Pony!
You can only lie to yourself for so long.


Posted by: Seargent Major
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Seargent Major
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Seargent Major
> Spike
> Pony

Wut.
He replaced Rainbow Dash long ago.
Nope.avi
Nope. She is no longer Rainbow Dash. I mean look at her, enjoying a book about Indiana Jones! Come on! Totally not Rainbow Dash.

I mean heck, she's even stealing slippers to get the book!
Maybe Discord captured the real Rainbow Dash, and all this time he has secretly been using a fake robotic copy of her to aid him in his quest for world chaos!


Posted by: BerserkWolf
At Gamestop? You'll be lucky if they don't charge YOU to take it in....


Posted by: Hyperion
Posted by: AboveClassified
Posted by: Dear World
Do you all have a lot of friends? I only have one friend.
Your right hand?
I prefer my left.

OT: Join a club OP?


Posted by: jive turckey145
Posted by: petitminou
Here's a link to his profile
marry me


Dotes: OP used a copypasta
Posted by: HWJohn
Did I order Italian tonight? I don't really care for pasta right now.


Dotes: Subject: Best Pokemon in existence
Posted by: RECON828
Posted by: Bloodpit10
Posted by: RECON828
Posted by: Bloodpit10
Posted by: RECON828
None of them as none of them exist.
You're lying!

Look, Billy. We need to talk.

You've been spending a little too much time on that Pokemon game recently...
Wow, you're a horrible father. My name is Ash.

Oh, that's right! I remember now.

So, you're Ash who just moved to Pallet Town. This is my Grandson. What was his name again?


Posted by: Egerspurge
People believe in exorcisms for the same reasons people laughed at the guy who suggested we should wash our hands between surgeries.


Posted by: Anonymous User (Deleted)
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."


Posted by: Seggi31
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Posted by: Seggi31
I sacrifice virgins.
I eat peoples Soles.
I laughed while taking a drink and the alcohol flew up and went in my eye and it burns.


Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: JakeH99
Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: JakeH99
Posted by: petitminou
Idk, but you'll get skin cancer faster whitey.
yeah like I really had a choice to be this way.
Go back to the character editor.
How about you go back to hell
Takes one to know one.


Posted by: Crazy 656
Posted by: Kashaki Q
Congratulations on being an idiot. Do you want a trophy for that of something?
Yes.....That would be nice.


Posted by: THElizzard01
Dammit.

Zombie apocalypse = instant hot topic.

What a great scam, I gotta do this.


Posted by: Teh puma
Internet: Has freedomz gaiz!

World governments: lawlnopes.


Posted by: ChorrizoTapatio
Posted by: darkcrusader117
Posted by: SolidHNTR
Posted by: darkcrusader117
and now weather
Partly cloudy with a chance of flash Floods
that's great
now back to you main speakers
Thanks, now time to deal with a huge hot-button issue: Trolls. Will they take over the flood or are we strong enough to defend ourselves from them? Also, these "benders"...enlighten me.


Posted by: BroGetAtMe
Posted by: CoolerWesBox
Posted by: BroGetAtMe
It's a floppy disk bro
What is that?
Aren't you a little young to be on the internet unsupervised?


Dotes: What would you carry in a briefcase?
Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Briefs.

Just in case.


Dotes: Thread subject: Ask an all-knowing being anything
Posted by: MadMax888
Posted by: Reading Lamp
Posted by: Sammichez117
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
46,85
You'd think an all-knowing being would know how commas work.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Posted by: Epicly Uber
Posted by: Papakonstantino
Posted by: omg a bannana
I'm omg a bannana and I support this message.
I'm Papakonstantino and I support Omg a Bannana.
I'm Epicly Uber and I support Papakonstanino supporting Omg a Bannana.
I'm A Stolen Fruit and I support Epicly Uber supporting Papakonstanino supporting Omg a Bannana.


Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Urge
Yes, evolution should be taught in schools. People who believe in it deserve the right to learn about it, and people who don't should give it the benefit of the doubt. All in all, it's just another Science subject you're taught in school, like gravity, or sex.
I opted out of the gravity lecture for religious reasons.


Posted by: Adamal123
Posted by: ianmar123
Posted by: Adamal123
Potassium.
Helium
I'd make a Chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.


Posted by: elite_gamer84
Posted by: Avatar Korra
I don't even...
So you odd?


Posted by: Mochamoo
Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: Mochamoo
Probe launched.
I lol'd. This is true. Does Mass Effect actually allow you to probe Uranus?

Yep, haha.


Posted by: Lloyd Blankfein
And besides, it boosts my confidence knowing you have my ballsweat on your hands.


Posted by: Wonderbread
Posted by: mav1971kit
Mass Effect 3.

99.9% of the game was great. It's just that last 1%.
Percentages, how the -blam!- do they work!?


Posted by: Onlinemph
Posted by: Commander Stroll
Lost like we lost another one guys.
He's double lost?


Posted by: Frequency99poopy
Posted by: IIX GHOST XII
Posted by: Lostmarine754
I heard the Brotherhood of the travelling boxers is pretty good.
would that gain my manliness back
That's -blam!-. My Little Pony = Socially Awkward Reject
Says the man on a game developers web site in the off topic section

In the middle of the night.


Posted by: baldeagle24
Posted by: The FIood Forum
Watch it, dumb ass.
He speaks for the entire forum basically. Also, I can tell you are trying to start something.


Posted by: Random Guy44
Watch it, form an opinion on it, and don't post your opinion here.

Then everybody is happy.


Posted by: petarded2
Posted by: JaxBug
Posted by: petarded2
still trying to get gold warthog on headlong
That's just funny lighting.
no it's real i just need to fire more rockets at the billboard


Posted by: Astinous
Posted by: eggsalad
Armourless brawl? Is that what kids call it these days?
It's what it is, old man.


Posted by: Hoggs Bison
Posted by: Jornn_
Posted by: Hoggs Bison
Posted by: Jornn_
Well the French would see Seal Team 6 and surrender.
Never underestimate the importance of morale. Getting picked off from all directions by an enemy you can't see wouldn't be fun.
We're talking about the French here.

The French surrender to everything.
Reminds me of this lol.

<Teratogen> The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .


Posted by: I are Nick
Posted by: The Yeti
Posted by: ian11214
Posted by: Synyster Ricz
Posted by: Batchnator95
My girlfriend, the most attractive girl I've seen in my whole life.
I agree. :)
Yeah, his girlfriend is hot.
Hot doesn't even describe it.
Yeah, she's a solid 10.


Posted by: dahuterschuter
Who cares? They're land mines. They can't bring down a plane.

You people will overreact to anything.


[Edited on 05.02.2012 9:09 PM PDT]

  • 09.26.2011 2:01 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

What the -blam!- are you doing?

  • 09.26.2011 2:09 AM PDT

Posted by: Bearded Elf
What the -blam!- are you doing?
Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.

  • 09.26.2011 2:11 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

People think I’m quiet because I’m shy, but really I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all retards...


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Bearded Elf
What the -blam!- are you doing?
Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.

Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...

  • 09.26.2011 2:23 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Good Travis

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Bearded Elf
What the -blam!- are you doing?
Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.

Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...

I think he's calling you a Master Debater.

  • 09.26.2011 2:33 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Good Travis

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Bearded Elf
What the -blam!- are you doing?
Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.

Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...

I think he's calling you a Master Debater.
No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.

  • 09.27.2011 2:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: OfTheBloodguard

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Good Travis

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Bearded Elf
What the -blam!- are you doing?
Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.

Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...

I think he's calling you a Master Debater.
No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.

Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.

  • 09.27.2011 4:42 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

"You jelly of my Belly?"

  • 09.27.2011 4:58 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Posted by: Jet Wave
I think he's calling you a Master Debater.
No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.

Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.
Enough to outsmart sixty miners?

  • 09.27.2011 11:16 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

"This bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination...

This time, I shall reign TRIUMPHANT!"

-Dr. Cortex

This just in today.

Posted by: Adamcunn

Posted by: lukeanatr

Posted by: Adamcunn

Posted by: lukeanatr

Posted by: Adamcunn
My apple is quite tasty
I don't even...

Hint: My name is Adam. An apple is a fruit.

Put 2 and 2 together yet?
So you eat your self?

Lets drop this conversation before it gets weirder.


I found that quite funny.

  • 09.28.2011 10:43 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: OfTheBloodguard

Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Posted by: Jet Wave
I think he's calling you a Master Debater.
No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.

Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.
Enough to outsmart sixty miners?

Enough to be in the position of a missionary.

[Edited on 09.28.2011 3:22 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2011 3:22 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
  • gamertag: [none]
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Posted by: CHRISLY0NZ UK
I feel the need to post in this thread.
Hmmmnmm, I do too

  • 09.28.2011 4:33 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

Posted by:the panzie man
Before I joined b.net, I never posted here.

  • 09.29.2011 8:59 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: OfTheBloodguard

Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Posted by: Jet Wave
I think he's calling you a Master Debater.
No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.

Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.
Enough to outsmart sixty miners?

Enough to be in the position of a missionary.
Ah, but is he cleared to operate in the Eiffel Tower?

  • 09.30.2011 12:40 AM PDT

That guy funny haha ^

-_-

  • 10.01.2011 1:14 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: OfTheBloodguard

Posted by: Jet Wave

Enough to be in the position of a missionary.
Ah, but is he cleared to operate in the Eiffel Tower?

Only if he likes being on the top of his game.

  • 10.01.2011 10:36 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

In Response To A Vegetarian Thread:
Posted by: King Dutchy
They still eat animal crackers :/

  • 10.03.2011 9:02 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

In a thread: Does 1 = 0.99999...?

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
If I were to pay .999999999% of my mortgage payments, the bank would still call me delinquent and foreclose on my house, so no, they are not the same.

  • 10.04.2011 3:58 PM PDT

*´¨)---––•(-• Dutchy •-)•–--–-(¨´*
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)••(¨*•.¸ (¨´*•.¸´•.¸
(¸.•´ (¸.•Everything fails•.¸) ´•.¸)

Recon is a moron.

oh joy, I'm mentioned 2 posts above me.

[Edited on 10.07.2011 3:24 PM PDT]

  • 10.07.2011 2:54 PM PDT

Can someone explain this to me so that it makes some goddamned sense?

From "My problem with the 'kids are starving in Africa' argument":

Posted by: It Will Be Done
Posted by: Mark V guy
i have the right to be unhappy about my personal problems as well


Unconstitutional. You only have the right to the pursuit of happiness.

  • 10.07.2011 3:50 PM PDT

[Attempt #1 at top of next page]

  • 10.08.2011 1:42 PM PDT