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Dotes: Parents put their kid into a dryer
Posted by: funkbrotha10
Posted by: SonOfTheShire
That puts a new spin on child abuse. *ba dum tshhhhhh*
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
I'm a strong believer in potato.
Posted by: swvjdirector
Posted by: Ghost 45
This thread is not good. Therefore, it is bad.Disagree. It could be mediocre.
Posted by: FreedomFightar
Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: FreedomFightar
Posted by: U2 Magnificence
"I am seeing the aura of fires down town... You guys okay down there? Anyone pick up..."Yep, There are alot of fires, but at least they're not near the ole Fireworks factory*A flaming meteor falls onto the Fireworks factory.*OHHHHHH NOOOOO the Humanity!
Posted by: Makko Mace
Posted by: PheonixofLight
I would die for my beliefs. No, I will not state them.
Buu-buut how can we flame you then?
Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: ToastyWaffles
Posted by: ALI217
Posted by: A Citizen
Posted by: Qbix89
Yes.No.Maybe?I don't know.Can you repeat the question?
Posted by: thomas1996
Posted by: Conster 110
I want to join that game, join your tribe, and then murder you all when you least suspect it.I always do that! I like you! When the world is mine, your death will be quick and just-about painless.
Posted by: Axelord FTW
I'd tell you go back where this should be posted but that would be like asking a Frenchman living in England during the black-plague to go back to Paris.
Posted by: dahuterschuter
Posted by: SpartanMk18
I think that everyone should have at least rifle or shotgun. Would I ever force that upon someone?Yes, at gunpoint.
Dotes: In a thread bashing feminism:
Posted by: darthnazgul
Posted by: XxLarkiesxX=
I will give you some illustrations of male dominance over womenOh my. . .in my favourite sport (Tennis)Oh.
Dotes: Man throws guts at police officer
Posted by: Vien
Posted by: wildnuke
Posted by: Vien
The officers said this man didn't have the guts to get himself killed.Really?No, it was a joke.
Posted by: Make117
Posted by: KROOKA
Posted by: Lord of Banter
How did you manage that?Moved my hand upwards pretty quickly and smacked my thumb in my eye.I guess fapping does make you blind after all..
Posted by: jyrine
Posted by: o_____________o
Posted by: DeclinedA1
How's your dog doing?Next thursday I am taking her up to the vet to get her examined and then to get a quote on an amputation. Other than that, she is good. A quote?
I saved 15% on my vet bills by switching to bullets.
Posted by: RC5908
Holy crap. Xbox.com is actually good advice in this situation...my life is complete.
Posted by: xXPorchesXx
Posted by: black snork
you have to figure all the -blam!- out -blam!- you -blam!- you -blam!- you NED!Who's Ned and why do we need to -blam!- all the verbs?
Posted by: jjboy84
Posted by: joedanny96
Posted by: jjboy84
Hmm, would I kill myself for A million dollars?
No, no I would not.How about a gillion dollars?Hmm, would I kill myself for even more money?
Tempting, but I would have to say no.
Posted by: westpointusma15
Posted by: Vandelay16
No, because I would die. And everyone knows that it's hard to spend $1 million dollars when you are dead.
Posted by: Mac12
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Posted by: Mac12
I like this. It's original.Agreed. You don't see animal versus threads very often.Yes you do. Every time Marvel VS DC pops up the Flood turns into wild beasts and blood is shed.
Dotes: What's your blood type?
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Posted by: X Arcan3 fury X
OP, are you trying to harvest me for blood?You know it. Got my needles and bags ready.
Posted by: Colorado233
Posted by: destroys u
Posted by: Colorado233
So what do you want us to discuss without this turning into a religious debate?If someone is talking about gravity, does that turn into a religious debate? This shouldn't either.But gravity is quite controversial. I personally believe that three billion fairies hold us all down to the ground.
Posted by: funkymonkey506
I stole a balloon...on Free Balloon Day.
Posted by: To Infinity
Posted by: Eric Duffy
I ripped the tag off a bed before.I did that before...and since then, every night, I listen for the helicopters..
Posted by: Master Glaedr
Posted by: HD PVR
I once took a VHS cassette back to Blockbuster without rewinding it.You monster.
Dotes: What is the defenition of "Derp"?
Posted by: Ins3ktz
A four letter word
Commonly used by humanity on the planet Earth
Posted by: ICanHazRecon911
Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: bobcast
Posted by: NavG123
Dude... just stop.
Can we get a ban on this guy, stat?No.REJECTED!
*snaps*Ironically, he was the most recent person to ban me.
Posted by: austinrocssocks
Posted by: Gioger
Posted by: Forgewolf
Posted by: Adamal123
It has begun.The T-Virus is comingNext thing we know SkyNet will be online.Then the Covenant invade.
Posted by: Edmi Wohusee
Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19
Posted by: Edmi Wohusee
Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19
Posted by: Edmi Wohusee
We could play tag. You're it.Can you really "tag" me if you're just a construct of my imagination?<.<
>.>
We could pretend we're playing tag.But as soon as I leave the room you cease to exist!...
We could play stationary pretend tag.
Posted by: TheHawk62
For some reaosn I've been using these words alot lately
-blam!-
-blam!-
-blam!-
-blam!-
-blam!-
-blam!-
and also -blam!-
EDIT: Oh god, lol, they're all blammed lmfao.
Dotes: The object to your left shall beat you to death
Posted by: xBADMAGIKx
A curtain?
This is gonna take a very long time. I have a feeling I'm going to get really annoyed before any injury comes close.
"STOP LIGHTLY DRAPING OVER ME YOU BASTARD!"
Posted by: mastesargent
Posted by: iGwinnet
in my honest opinion halo 4 is going to be a HORRIBLE halo game but it'll be a decent game on its own.May I see your TARDIS, Doctor?
Dotes: Topic: If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?
Posted by: Disambiguation
I would be a beam. I would spend countless days silently holding up your roof, without requesting even a glance my way or a word of thanks in return.
I hate you.
Dotes: Thread title: You have now eaten a radioactive banana!
Posted by: NickIsBest
It's funny because I just ate a banana, put down what's left of the outer layer, and saw this thread.
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: lI Maverick lI
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!
Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.Yes, lets get party.
Posted by: D PEAR
Posted by: RedSpectrum77
Posted by: D PEAR
I think turtles could be military animals if they were a bit faster.Gatling guns coming out of the shell would be sickMaybe we could give them some jetpacks and control the jetpacks and just fly them into terrorists. Imagine a swarm of turtles zooming toward your military base.
Thread: Give me a seven letter word starting with "u"
(He wanted a new GT)Posted by: The Hero of Time
ufarted69
Posted by: KILGORE117
Posted by: boomdeyadah
343 needs to rename Infinity Slayer to CoD.and you need to rename yourself to retard
Posted by: joedanny96
Posted by: To Infinity
Posted by: Crystal Clear
Posted by: To Infinity
Posted by: An monkey hero
You poor, poor thing.are you on crack joe? anyways, wouldnt matter to you. You are so apathetic and complacent it hurts.and you are aiming this comment tooooo? Joe? yeah hes pathetic Ok, you got me.
Jimmies status
[x] Rustled
[ ] Unrustled
[Edited on 06.12.2012 1:34 AM PDT]