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Posted by: thomas1996
Hay look I'm posting in this.
Why did ewe use the wrong form of hey?

  • 04.14.2012 4:19 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Does anyone have the quote from the kid that said something like "microsoft and bungie are the same thing idiot!"

  • 04.14.2012 4:21 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*

Posted by: D PEAR
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: PyschicDeth
Oh hello Door, we meet again.
Wai hallo thar
Husband, who's this? ARE YOU CHEATING!?
No, officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

  • 04.14.2012 4:28 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Dotes: Thread subject: Ask an all-knowing being anything

Posted by: MadMax888
Posted by: Reading Lamp
Posted by: Sammichez117
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

46,85

You'd think an all-knowing being would know how commas work.


The ignorance in this one makes me mad >:(

Example:

1,333.337 <--Americans
1333,337 <--Everybody else (I think)

[Edited on 04.15.2012 3:43 AM PDT]

  • 04.15.2012 3:34 AM PDT
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Yes, it is I, me.



Embrace your inner insanity, fun times assured!


Posted by: D PEAR

Posted by: thomas1996
Hay look I'm posting in this.
Why did ewe use the wrong form of hey?


Because I - Assuming direct control.

  • 04.15.2012 3:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Harbinger7
In my cycle, if adventurers took arrows to the knee, THEY DIDN'T MAKE ARROWANAIDE AND BECOME GUARDS! They got mad! They got angry! They made life take the arrows back! They took the arrows, made them combustible, then threw them out an airlock where they would fly into life's house, and burn life's house down!


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Edit: OP blacklisted, thread irrelevant


[Edited on 04.16.2012 10:28 PM PDT]

  • 04.15.2012 6:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: D PEAR
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: PyschicDeth
Oh hello Door, we meet again.
Wai hallo thar
Husband, who's this? ARE YOU CHEATING!?
No, officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.
I'll be the judge of that. Drop your pants sir, and see how many times you can fap in one minute. Go.

  • 04.16.2012 6:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Maximus Decimus

Posted by: Not The Joker

Posted by: Hujgup
I think it's safe to say that the OT has been consumed by ME references.


Your thread has failed, human. It has the attention of those infinitely your greater.

Threads rise, evolve, advance, and at the apex of their glory they are derailed.


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OT: What is your single greatest desire?

Posted by: Angry Cazador
for this thread to get locked


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Thread OP:
Posted by: rienstien
So I hate speeches. Not so much giving them, but hearing them. At school or work, when I have to sit down and listen to someone give a speech, I physically can't stand it. A pain begins to develop in my left arm, and steadily grows more painful. I can't focus on anything, just the pain in my arm.

Can anyone explain to me why this happens?


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Posted by: Angry Cazador
I'm sorry, but that is a sign of cancer.


Posted by: rienstien
Posted by: petitminou
Get a doctor's note for this.

"I'm sorry I can't listen to your speech. It will physically hurt me."


Posted by: Urge
Well, I happen to have a PHD in orthocardiosociopsychopedics, and I can tell you without a doubt that you're pregnant.

Good luck with that.


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Posted by: Devin Smith

Help, my words are stuck in this black box!


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Thread title: Help me identify a symbol (link from OP)
Posted by: Hujgup
It is obviously a plan to place a gigantic metallic shield around the Earth to deflect an asteroid impact.


[Edited on 04.19.2012 6:12 PM PDT]

  • 04.17.2012 4:24 PM PDT
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GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG

Posted by: Adamcunn
My apple is quite tasty

That... doesn't sound like me..

  • 04.23.2012 8:39 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

ah... I feel slightly lifeless in the way that I remember seeing a lot of those quotes in their threads.

  • 04.23.2012 8:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: God2845
First rule of the Flood: Don't mention religion at all.

Second rule: Don't mention the first rule.
Your username makes it really tempting.


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http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71579032

[Edited on 04.23.2012 8:44 PM PDT]

  • 04.23.2012 5:52 PM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028


Posted by: Kneecap
Sometimes I just go crazy and stop eating children.

  • 04.24.2012 1:01 PM PDT

Need I say more?

  • 04.25.2012 11:34 AM PDT

GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG

Posted by: Lloyd Blankfein
And besides, it boosts my confidence knowing you have my ballsweat on your hands.

Well, didn't expect to see this today but there you go.

  • 04.25.2012 12:08 PM PDT
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Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Am I in here?

  • 04.26.2012 4:21 PM PDT
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Mass Effect 3.

99.9% of the game was great. It's just that last 1%.

Percentages, how the -blam!- do they work!?

  • 04.26.2012 5:27 PM PDT

Posted by: CultMiester4000
I'm not really an Apple person (Bananas forever) but damn, that's kinda sad.

"What are you looking at?!"

"A Dead man"

  • 04.26.2012 5:28 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Am I in here?


Ctl+f for each page by Door.

Hey, I'm in there twice! :D

  • 04.26.2012 5:33 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock

Cop: How high are you?

Me: No officer, it's, "Hi, how are you?"

  • 04.26.2012 5:34 PM PDT
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^ post above: FLOOD quotes
Posted by: ParagonRenegade
"What are you looking at?!"

"A Dead man"

FLOOD funny sayings, not video game funny sayings. GTFO

[Edited on 04.26.2012 8:17 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: CultMiester4000
I'm not really an Apple person (Bananas forever) but damn, that's kinda sad.


Posted by: Hujgup

Posted by: ParagonRenegade
"What are you looking at?!"

"A Dead man"

FLOOD funny sayings, not video game funny sayings. GTFO


:c

I read it in 2010 here, it was also, amusingly enough, a dialogue in ME2 :D

  • 04.26.2012 5:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: ParagonRenegade

Posted by: Hujgup

Posted by: ParagonRenegade
"What are you looking at?!"

"A Dead man"

FLOOD funny sayings, not video game funny sayings. GTFO


:c

I read it in 2010 here, it was also, amusingly enough, a dialogue in ME2 :D


You need the actual quote for it to be considered. i.e. Posted by: 404namenotfound
Posted by: ifarted69
What are you looking at?!

A Dead man


It makes it look more professional. Plus, it might not have actually happened. If it's fake, you could search the names and see if they exist. Of course, someone could just use actual usernames, but trolls aren't that smart.

TL;DR version: Use actual quotes that happened. People will know.

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Posted by: HujgupPosted by: RC 1207 Sev
...

You also used the wrong "its" in the thread title.

Expanded, it would be:
"This one deserves it is own thread"

Grammar yes how

EDIT: I'm an idiot, that guy isn't OP.

/facepalm


[Edited on 04.26.2012 8:26 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2012 8:15 PM PDT

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  • 04.27.2012 4:03 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

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  • 04.27.2012 5:01 PM PDT

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  • 04.27.2012 5:02 PM PDT