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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

So many lulz in this thread.

  • 05.20.2012 2:49 AM PDT

Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.
There can only be one!
Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.

  • 05.20.2012 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.
There can only be one!
Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.


I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good.

OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good?

[Edited on 05.20.2012 8:19 PM PDT]

  • 05.20.2012 4:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.
There can only be one!
Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.
I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good.

OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good?
Well... He did send me like, 60 PM's or something in a week.

  • 05.20.2012 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.
There can only be one!
Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.
I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good.

OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good?
Well... He did send me like, 60 PM's or something in a week.

And how many were usable?

  • 05.20.2012 9:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Jet Wave
There can only be one!
Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.
I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good.

OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good?
Well... He did send me like, 60 PM's or something in a week.
And how many were usable?
All of them...

  • 05.21.2012 7:03 PM PDT
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^ Oh... my... god... He mush have been searching through threads 24/7.

  • 05.22.2012 6:14 PM PDT

I'm about as slightly above average as you can get.

(Thread was about zombies)

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: PopulistSilver6

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Okay, okay, here's a little scenario for everybody.

You've just run out of rounds for whatever gun you happen to have (if you can even get to one), and look up, pulling out a knife or a bat or something, and in every direction there are hundreds. You cannot just run through a gap or something. There are too many to fight. Nobody is coming for help.

How do you survive?


Am I the last person on Earth? What the -blam!-?


Nope, but you've gotten yourself surrounded.

What do?


Hold the knife in one hand and spin around in circles until they're gone.

[Edited on 05.22.2012 6:26 PM PDT]

  • 05.22.2012 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.
Is that me? If so, how many people send more than I do? I send lots (IMO)

  • 05.26.2012 6:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: DeclinedA1
How's your dog doing?
Next thursday I am taking her up to the vet to get her examined and then to get a quote on an amputation. Other than that, she is good.


A quote?

I saved 15% on my vet bills by switching to bullets.

  • 05.26.2012 12:21 PM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028

For the Epic thread section

  • 05.27.2012 7:54 PM PDT

*PHEW*!

Just took a massive du-

I mean, update all over this thread! Tons of quotes added, new links in the epic thread section, all is well, beautiful, and just in the world.

  • 05.28.2012 8:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: A Dumb Door
*PHEW*!

Just took a massive du-

I mean, update all over this thread! Tons of quotes added, new links in the epic thread section, all is well, beautiful, and just in the world.

...Anyone else smell that?

  • 05.28.2012 8:45 PM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.

ITT: OP was being silly

  • 05.29.2012 11:17 AM PDT

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Posted by: DecepticonCobra
There is a name for posters like the OP, but we'll just call him...Squidward.


In a thread about the Zombie game DayZ:
Posted by: Adamal123

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Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: ultratog1028
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

I'm so confused, what?
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

In the event of a real zombie apacolypse, you get to be in my group. Lighten the mood a bit.


[Edited on 05.31.2012 7:48 PM PDT]

  • 05.31.2012 7:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mac12
Baird is cool.
I lol'd. Hard.

  • 06.01.2012 4:06 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

I clicked one of your pictures, forgot about it after reaing it, and tried replying.

Am I dum?

  • 06.05.2012 6:01 PM PDT

Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.

  • 06.05.2012 8:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.


Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.

Yes, lets get party.

  • 06.05.2012 8:36 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.


Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.

Yes, lets get party.



Lol'd.

  • 06.05.2012 8:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: lI Maverick lI

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.


Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.

Yes, lets get party.


>:/

I'm too lazy to fix it.

Dun worry, it's funny anyway.

  • 06.05.2012 8:40 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.
I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D

  • 06.05.2012 8:42 PM PDT