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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.
I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D
In the mean time, 2,400th post.
Just 100 left :D

  • 06.05.2012 8:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.
I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D
Holy carp, it's going to be a mad dash for that, isn't it?

  • 06.05.2012 8:43 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.
I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D
Holy carp, it's going to be a mad dash for that, isn't it?

Carp is right, you can bet I'll be all over that like white on rice.

  • 06.05.2012 8:44 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages!

Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.
I can't wait to try and get the first post on that page :D
Holy carp, it's going to be a mad dash for that, isn't it?
Yes it will, but don't worry; I'll be in the lead beating everyone else.

  • 06.05.2012 8:45 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

Also, a suggestion for the Epic Threads Section.

Oh lawd there was a meme-reply to everything.

  • 06.05.2012 8:47 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Two threads that need to be added.

Facials.

and

K.

Also, image

  • 06.09.2012 10:11 AM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.

Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Two threads that need to be added.

Facials.

and

K.

Also, image

Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*

  • 06.09.2012 12:36 PM PDT

I wish they would allow signatures at the end of someones post... Would be fun.


Posted by: MattyFez
Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Two threads that need to be added.

Facials.

and

K.

Also, image

Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*


So did I. ;-;

  • 06.09.2012 12:41 PM PDT

Posted by: ChasePin
Posted by: MattyFez
Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Two threads that need to be added.

Facials.

and

K.

Also, image
Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*
So did I. ;-;
Now, now, all THREE of you posted the k thread. The latter of you just did so by quoting him.

  • 06.09.2012 12:58 PM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: ChasePin
Posted by: MattyFez
Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Two threads that need to be added.

Facials.

and

K.

Also, image
Aww. I wanted to post the 'k' thread. *sadface*
So did I. ;-;
Now, now, all THREE of you posted the k thread. The latter of you just did so by quoting him.

Yay!

  • 06.09.2012 12:59 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

HEY! QUIT READING MY SIGNATURE!
YEAH, YOU! GO AWAY! SERIOUSLY, GET LOST!

...

STOP IT!!

I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.

  • 06.11.2012 2:51 AM PDT

Best maps and videos in HQ and HD:

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Check them out.

This tread is huge!

  • 06.12.2012 10:24 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Epic thread is epic.

  • 06.13.2012 12:33 AM PDT

- Sir! We are surrounded!
- Great! Now we can attack in every direction!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia
Poem writes you !

Holy -blam!-, this thread is still going?

I remember when it was just starting. Like page 5 XD

  • 06.14.2012 9:43 AM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028

shameless self suggesting:
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Posted by: ultratog1028
how did you take a picture of a gif?

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Posted by: AaronG67
Posted by: ultratog1028
I see a ninja in this threads' future.


Posted by: Duardo
Posted by: Dr Ttarpsman
It seems like this ALWAYS happens... I cant blame em though ninjas are famous here but to those that do, you cant ride of a ninjas fame by quoting them no matter how awesome he is....wait are there girl forum ninjas!? Discuss your theories...
This
Are you a wizard?
Or are the mods getting predictable?

  • 06.14.2012 2:48 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Check out The Game Lounge

I found me!

*throws away bucket list*

  • 06.20.2012 7:54 PM PDT

Well, as I'm approaching page 100, I'm wondering what we should do to celebrate. Maybe I should just do a reading of all the quotes so far and put it on Youtube as like an hour long video using my voice acting talents to make things interesting?

  • 06.22.2012 1:02 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: ZuneMan239
"I'm a floodian....
Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*" Jedi 4

  • 06.22.2012 1:03 PM PDT

I miss Halo. Maybe Halo 4 will change that.

Edit: Lol nope


Posted by: KopAddict0307
This.

It speaks to me on so many levels. Particularly on a level of superficiality. In the grand scheme of things, I may figuratively be a table. But there are many types of tables. Different materials used to make them; different styles; different sizes. Some tables serve different purposes to others and tables have varying degrees of significance. For instance, the coffee table I have at home is just used to put read newspapers and magazines on, and often to rest a beverage container.

It isn't a place of congregation like a dinner table. The coffee table is just sort of, there. Nobody really pays it conscious attention; it just exists and does it's job. It holds no real significance. Unlike aforementioned dinner table, which hold significance in terms of congregation, gatherings. I eat my Christmas dinner at the dinner table. An annual gathering at which more meticulously-prepared food is dined on, is eaten at the dinner table, yet the coffee table is buried underneath all the torn-open wrapping paper.

Whilst we as people do not appreciate the coffee table, there is about 8 or 9 kittens that are just starting to run around. They look at that very coffee table that is so unassuming to us human beings, and they see so much more. They see a wealth of opportunities for fun. They see much more than us.

That, for me, is how this song defines the human experience. Look around us, and you'll see vast cities full of tall buildings, long, winding roads, automobiles. Look up and you may see an aeroplane, effortlessly carrying a group of people through the sky to their destination. We've built such wonders in this civilisation. We, as humans, have achieved previously-unimaginable things. When we see something as simple and unassuming as a coffee table, we see a few pieces of wood - probably with a few Tea stains on it - that largely goes unnoticed. Something we might toss a used newspaper onto.

But something as simple-minded as a fledgling feline sees so much more.

That is how us sentient beings compare to tables. We have spent so much more resources, time, and brain-power creating things that aren't even half as useful as a table. Tables are vast in variety. They serve different uses. But those seen as simple and unnoticeable, are often the ones that impact our lives on a more quantitative basis than things that we think we care more about.

How does Kim Kardashian affect our lives? Barely. She's just on the T.V every 3 times we look at it. Achieving fame for barely anything at all. She is not a coffee table. She isn't even a dinner table. She's the glass table out in my back yard that never gets used. It's just there and nobody knows why. The coffee tables are the really valuable people.

(My hands hurt)


You should read this out.

(found in this thread here.)

[Edited on 06.22.2012 1:07 PM PDT]

  • 06.22.2012 1:06 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

Bad with directions: http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72882225

  • 06.25.2012 6:09 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Well, as I'm approaching page 100, I'm wondering what we should do to celebrate. Maybe I should just do a reading of all the quotes so far and put it on Youtube as like an hour long video using my voice acting talents to make things interesting?
Not gonna lie, that would be epic!

  • 06.26.2012 10:07 AM PDT

Posted by: RedXRulez
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Well, as I'm approaching page 100, I'm wondering what we should do to celebrate. Maybe I should just do a reading of all the quotes so far and put it on Youtube as like an hour long video using my voice acting talents to make things interesting?
Not gonna lie, that would be epic!
Well, if enough people want it, I'm happy to do it.

  • 06.27.2012 7:23 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

Posted by: PyschicDeth
I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.


The list is biased in multiple regards.

1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages.
2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine.
3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny.
4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2.
5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny.

I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.

  • 06.27.2012 8:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: PyschicDeth
I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.
The list is biased in multiple regards.

1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages.
2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine.
3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny.
4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2.
5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny.

I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.
No need to be so mean, mang.

As a consolation prize, I'll go through your feed and add a few from you, Psychic. Merry Christmas.

  • 06.27.2012 9:00 PM PDT

I remember posting on this thread a very long time ago.

  • 06.27.2012 9:00 PM PDT