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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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  • 06.27.2012 9:05 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: PyschicDeth
I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.
The list is biased in multiple regards.

1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages.
2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine.
3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny.
4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2.
5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny.

I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.
No need to be so mean, mang.

As a consolation prize, I'll go through your feed and add a few from you, Psychic. Merry Christmas.


Can't tell if not detecting sarcasm; or using it.

  • 06.28.2012 6:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Hujgup
Posted by: PyschicDeth
I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.
The list is biased in multiple regards.

1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages.
2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine.
3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny.
4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2.
5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny.

I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.
No need to be so mean, mang.

As a consolation prize, I'll go through your feed and add a few from you, Psychic. Merry Christmas.
Can't tell if not detecting sarcasm; or using it.
Well, I did add a few for him, so take that for what you will.

  • 06.28.2012 8:58 PM PDT

No, I don't want to join your group/clan/team/community.

I require more me in this thread.

  • 06.28.2012 8:59 PM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.

This was from the other day. Found it quite funny.

  • 06.29.2012 12:01 AM PDT


Posted by: one rabid bunny
I require more me in this thread.

  • 06.29.2012 12:09 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss


Posted by: ninjawho7
awesome!

  • 06.29.2012 12:11 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

  • 06.29.2012 4:15 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

1. Half-Life 2
2. Mass Effect 3
3. Mass Effect 2
4. Tie between Halo 3 and CoD4
5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

One of the greatest threads of all time.

Edit: He added it to the list.

[Edited on 07.17.2012 6:33 PM PDT]

  • 07.01.2012 8:09 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.


Posted by: john5550
One of the greatest threads of all time.

  • 07.01.2012 8:12 PM PDT

From up here the city lights burn like a thousand miles of fire

the human race: most advanced species on this planet, yet we can still be killed by just about everything

  • 07.02.2012 5:42 AM PDT

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubble gum.

And from that day forward, no Flood could ever eat Cheerios again.

  • 07.02.2012 5:47 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

"I actually don't hold a grudge against someone talking trash about me if they're shot afterwards, I try to rise above that "

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: one rabid bunny
I require more me in this thread.

  • 07.02.2012 5:55 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Wow...

Just to fill you guys in, I was in L.A. over the weekend (look for a Blue Spy on the internet at Anime Expo 2012, it might be me) doing con stuff, and just got back today and find 8 messages in my PM box and a whole -blam!-ton of stuff in this thread, mostly people demanding to be put in.

1. Thanks for the submissions, you loyal submitters. You know who you are (Hujgup, D Pear, etc.)
2. You will not be added in for simply requesting to be put in. I have neither the time nor the patience to read through every single person's post history to find funny stuff. Submit individual posts, not people (Including yourselves).
3. I actually had a dream about the Flood Funny Sayings thread in LA where someone dumped a whole post full of posts which required me to hold off on them until I got to the top of the next page. Wonder if it's a sign...

[Edited on 07.02.2012 10:46 AM PDT]

  • 07.02.2012 10:45 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

*sighs* still wish I was in here....

  • 07.02.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028


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Posted by: TopWargamer
Porridge rhymes with orange....how come nobody mentions that? So technically....a real word does rhyme with orange.
Yeah! And several other words too!

"Moose"
"Oil Slick"
"Running"

And tons of others!

  • 07.02.2012 7:02 PM PDT
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Hi There, like my profile?

:D

My favorite thread

  • 07.06.2012 12:29 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.

This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint.

  • 07.08.2012 4:48 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Omega Travis
This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint.

You just need to start saying funny, er, sayings.

Alternatively, you could say things that aren't funny, but submit them to Door anyway. Observe:

Grapefruit.

*PMs Door"

  • 07.08.2012 4:56 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint.

I haven't really bothered to scout anything out. But I was told i'm on here somewhere.

[Edited on 07.10.2012 6:16 PM PDT]

  • 07.08.2012 4:58 PM PDT


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: Omega Travis
This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint.

You just need to start saying funny, er, sayings.

Alternatively, you could say things that aren't funny, but submit them to Door anyway. Observe:

Grapefruit.

*PMs Door"
Why the -blam!- did I just get hit with one of these?

  • 07.09.2012 9:04 AM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

Subject: What would happen if I plugged in my iPhone Into my Xbox
Posted by: PQ9
Well the two devices would begin fighting for dominance as they were programmed to do in a situation like this. The iPhone being smaller obviously has quicker actions. However the xbox is xboxhuge so it is most definitely the stronger of the two. It really depends on your arena or room this is taking place in. If the iPhone gets cornered then its screwed, theres no way it would stand up in a fair fight. However if it can manage to hide itself then it may be able to take the xbox by surprise and unplug it for an easy takedown.

  • 07.11.2012 5:04 AM PDT

keithtennyson

Repoted.

  • 07.11.2012 5:07 AM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.


Posted by: CH3LS3A L3G3ND
Repoted.

Yes. Yes, indeed, my friend.

  • 07.11.2012 5:08 AM PDT

This archive requires more me....

  • 07.11.2012 11:10 AM PDT