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In other news, local halo.bungie.net resident, Deathrider, was found by authorities to have somehow lodged his head inside his -blam!- cavity. It was found by top surgeons to have been stuck so far inside himself, that only a delicate, surgical procedure would be able to save him.
When reached for comment, Deathrider had this to say, "Mmfffo fffomm mmmffo!"
More on this late-breaking story at 11.