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Subject: TOP 20 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ABOUT HALO 2! (Bastards)
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Oh, ok. I'm extra paranoid today. I'll be back in a minute, gotta work on my crackpot (I said it again) theory.

  • 07.16.2004 3:45 PM PDT
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Another question which I hear too much is: "Will there be another Halo ring?"

  • 07.16.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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Here we go crckpot theory #1420496275873925385096907854546. Here we go the forerunners=teh humans it is so simpl it is al sad on p 723 of teh fall of reech.

  • 07.16.2004 3:49 PM PDT
Subject: Depending on ship dates, as opposed to release dates..
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Yeah, depending on the number of days before Halo 2 is released that it is shipped, there is a small chance I'll see it as early as the 8th (Not own or play, I mean _see_ a box.) But it is unlikely, as new released games that come out on tuesdays often arrive on the actual tuesday.. Hm, we'll see.

Seriously though, there's some people here who enjoy thinking ahead about possible plotlines and gameplay features that have yet to be announced. I don't condone the morons that frequent the boards, in fact I believe they are worth a giant shazbot from a plasma grenade, but, there are some of us who attempt to make realistic predictions about storyline and gameplay, based on real logic or evidence. I know one person here said it, but the rest of you are going the way of Puritans in Salem.

  • 07.16.2004 3:52 PM PDT
Subject: TOP 20 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ABOUT HALO 2! (Bastards)
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Hahahaha, lmao! I'm gonna work on my theory to!!

  • 07.16.2004 3:52 PM PDT
Subject: Depending on ship dates, as opposed to release dates..
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i already wrote my theory, but everyone siad that they had heard it before
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=333317

p.s, pez, check your mail plz

[Edited on 7/16/2004 3:56:39 PM]

  • 07.16.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: alexbondrocks
i already wrote my theory, but everyone siad that they had heard it before


p.s, pez, check your mail plz
why?

  • 07.16.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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i sent u something asking why your name is pez

  • 07.16.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: alexbondrocks
i sent u something asking why your name is pez
I like the candy.

  • 07.16.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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You know how we were all angry about those damn -blam!- repititive questions. Just look here and here!

[Edited on 7/16/2004 3:59:37 PM]

  • 07.16.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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Number 03480348- (noob reference) DO NOT MAKE THREADS ASKING ABOUT WHAT OTHERS PLAN ON DOING ON NOV 8TH/9TH. This may be acceptable when we are actually in the month of november since this forum has totally OVER DONE itself in this category. Until then, it's classified as a ''no,no''

  • 07.16.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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cool. i collect the dispensers and will sell them and get a ferrarri before i die

  • 07.16.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dill X
You know how we were all angry about those damn -blam!- repititive questions. Just look here and here!

i hate those people because it drives me nuts! oh... wait i already am nuts

  • 07.16.2004 4:03 PM PDT
Subject: TOP 20 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ABOUT HALO 2! (Bastards)
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OK, here it is in all it's glory. This is my revenge against everyone who pollutes this forum with crackpot (I'm a repeat offender now) theorys. This IS the dumb theory to rule them all.


THE COVIE CIVIL WAR THEORY: In Halo2, the elites will walk into a room where the engineers are working. They'll be all like "Hey guys how ya doin.", then when they look at the engineers they panic and kill them all because they thought they were flood forms. After watching this, the prophets are all like "Dude! Dubbaya tee eff! They just killed the engineers!". The prophets chairs, which had been reprogrammed by the grunts to kill everything when the prophets were sleeping, proceed in running down all the elites. The hunters, also thinking "Dubbaya tee eff!", kill the prophets because a) they don't like them and b) the forerunners (the grunts) told them to. The grunts watch and laugh as the jackals finally come in and kill themselves and hunters with a suicide bombing attack. After all the other covies are dead, the grunts go down to earth to find jobs. Half will live in playboy mansion and half will do commercials for Corona and other brewers. That was my theory that is more conclusive than all the other theorys combined, I hope you enjoyed it!





Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! I have exacted my revenge! AAHAHAHAHAHHA!

  • 07.16.2004 4:03 PM PDT
Subject: Depending on ship dates, as opposed to release dates..
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Feel free to list references for the ever lasting newb colonization that has made it's way gracefully over to this wonderful forum...


ROFL, LMAO UBERGRUNT THAT'S BRILLIANT

[Edited on 7/16/2004 4:06:10 PM]

  • 07.16.2004 4:04 PM PDT
Subject: TOP 20 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ABOUT HALO 2! (Bastards)
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THANK YOU -blam!-ING GOD FOR THIS THREAD, NO MORE DUMBASS THREADS!!!!!!

  • 07.16.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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It took you that long to create a haloised copy a flash imitation of a group X style song?

Still, funny. Nice revenge post I guess.

  • 07.16.2004 4:05 PM PDT
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Dubbaya tee eff mate! *head explodes*

  • 07.16.2004 4:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan_Zero
Feel free to list references for the ever lasting newb colonization that has made it's way gracefully over to this wonderful forum...

Aw, give the new guys a break. It's the ones that have been here for a couple of years and are making these theorys we should be mad at!

  • 07.16.2004 4:06 PM PDT
Subject: TOP 20 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ABOUT HALO 2! (Bastards)
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Ubergrunt that is f.ucking awesome man, I'm still cracking up. You should seriously take to the streets with that sh.it, and make a thread for it. Hahahah give the bastards a taste of their own BULL -blam!-

  • 07.16.2004 4:07 PM PDT
Subject: Depending on ship dates, as opposed to release dates..
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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Posted by: Spartan_Zero
Feel free to list references for the ever lasting newb colonization that has made it's way gracefully over to this wonderful forum...

Aw, give the new guys a break. It's the ones that have been here for a couple of years and are making these theorys we should be mad at!
I don't care about new people, I care about the stupid as fu.ck people.

  • 07.16.2004 4:08 PM PDT
Subject: TOP 20 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ABOUT HALO 2! (Bastards)
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Why thank you. I don't want to take the time at the moment, so you can make the thread if you want. Just make sure to tell those forum polluting -blams!- that it was sgt ubergrunt who made this. Oh, and Veindin, what are you talikng about with that X song stuff that I don't understand? I admit it wasn't a dramatic post, but I just had to get that off my chest.

[Edited on 7/16/2004 4:17:17 PM]

  • 07.16.2004 4:10 PM PDT
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No, you must do the honors lol, Plus I'm already running 2 threads hee hee.

  • 07.16.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan_Zero
No, you must do the honors lol, Plus I'm already running 2 threads hee hee.

I'm just a bit fearful that the community and mods will label me a spammer for posting something like that. Maybe I could include it in another non-spammish thread?

  • 07.16.2004 4:19 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

i say you should not ask if Half-Life 2 is better

[Edited on 7/16/2004 4:20:27 PM]

  • 07.16.2004 4:19 PM PDT

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