- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
My friend(Pavel, funniest person, ever!)just told me this joke.
Ok, back in the 1770's, there was a brave, and courageous captain. He was beloved to praised by his whole crew. Well, one day they were sailing across the ocean when two pirate ships come over the horizon.
"Lieutenant," cried the captain.
"Yes, captain? What do you need?" responded the lieutenant.
"Bring me my red coat! So if I get wounded, the soldiers won't see my blood, and will continue fighting to the death!"
"That's very brave of you captain!"
So the lieutenant brought him his red coat. The captain and his crew successfully fought off the two pirate ships.
About a month or so later, the cpatain was assigned to sail across the ocean yet again, to carry supplies to people in Africa. When all of teh sudden, four pirate ships came over the horizon.
"Lieutenant," cried the captain.
"Yes, captain? What do you need?" responded the lieutenant.
"Bring me my red coat! So if I get wounded, the soldiers won't see my blood, and will continue fighting to the death!"
"That's very brave of you captain!"
The captain and his crew successfully fought off the four pirate ships, and returned home.
About a month or so later, the captain was assigned, yet again, to carry supplies to the people in Africa. After they set out, seven pirate ships came over the horizon.
"Lieutenant," cried the captain.
"Do you want your red coat, sir?" he replied.
"No, Lieutenant. I want something else."
"What do you need, sir?" the lieutenant asked puzzled.
"Lieutenant, bring me my brown pants."
END.