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Subject: Great Joke.
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My friend(Pavel, funniest person, ever!)just told me this joke.

Ok, back in the 1770's, there was a brave, and courageous captain. He was beloved to praised by his whole crew. Well, one day they were sailing across the ocean when two pirate ships come over the horizon.

"Lieutenant," cried the captain.
"Yes, captain? What do you need?" responded the lieutenant.
"Bring me my red coat! So if I get wounded, the soldiers won't see my blood, and will continue fighting to the death!"
"That's very brave of you captain!"

So the lieutenant brought him his red coat. The captain and his crew successfully fought off the two pirate ships.

About a month or so later, the cpatain was assigned to sail across the ocean yet again, to carry supplies to people in Africa. When all of teh sudden, four pirate ships came over the horizon.

"Lieutenant," cried the captain.
"Yes, captain? What do you need?" responded the lieutenant.
"Bring me my red coat! So if I get wounded, the soldiers won't see my blood, and will continue fighting to the death!"
"That's very brave of you captain!"

The captain and his crew successfully fought off the four pirate ships, and returned home.

About a month or so later, the captain was assigned, yet again, to carry supplies to the people in Africa. After they set out, seven pirate ships came over the horizon.

"Lieutenant," cried the captain.
"Do you want your red coat, sir?" he replied.
"No, Lieutenant. I want something else."
"What do you need, sir?" the lieutenant asked puzzled.
"Lieutenant, bring me my brown pants."


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  • 07.16.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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I thought it was funny. : (

  • 07.16.2004 1:51 PM PDT
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that was pretty funny actually

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  • 07.16.2004 1:54 PM PDT
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I laughed aloud.*

*it's hard to get me to do

  • 07.16.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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  • 07.16.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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that is a poem i forgot the author though

  • 07.16.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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JOKE!Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave.The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms--both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin--but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die. . ."

  • 07.16.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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Another Joke!

So this fat lady is walking to work and she passes by a pet store and she sees a parrot perched in front of the store so as she walks by the parrot the parrot says:

- Hey Lady!
- Yes?
- YOU'RE A BIG FAT -blam!- -blam-, YOU STINK AND YOU'RE -blam!- UGLY, YOU -blam!- UGLY WHORE. -blam!- YOU AND YOUR FAT ASS, YOU FATASS -blam!- -blam- OF A UGLY HO.

The lady is completely shocked but she continues her way to work.On the way back the parrot is still there so again as she walks by he says:

- Hey Lady!
- Yes?
- YOU'RE A BIG FAT -blam!- -blam-, YOU STINK AND YOU'RE -blam!- UGLY, YOU -blam!- UGLY WHORE. -blam!- YOU AND YOUR FAT ASS, YOU FATASS -blam!- -blam- OF A UGLY HO.

So the lady simply cannot believe what she's hearing. Nevertheless she walks back home.The next morning, the lady walks by the parrot once more, so the parrot says:

- Hey Lady!
- Yes?
- YOU'RE A BIG FAT -blam!- -blam, YOU STINK AND YOU'RE -blam!- UGLY, YOU -blam!- UGLY WHORE. -blam!- YOU AND YOUR FAT ASS, YOU FATASS -blam!- -blam- OF A UGLY HO.

So the lady simply can't take it anymore and she goes to see the petshop's owner and she tells him that the parrot is insulting passersby with rude and foul language that is clearly not appropriate and that is the parrot swears at her one more time, she'll kill him with her bare hands.The petshop's owner apologizes and looks at the parrot and says:

- You heard the lady, no more swearing, you hear, or else...So the lady walks out and goes to work.On the way back she walks by the parrot and the parrot says:

- Hey Lady!
- YES WHAT?
- You know.

[Edited on 7/16/2004 2:39:34 PM]

  • 07.16.2004 2:35 PM PDT