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Subject: Reach Lawn Care or RLC

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I have a prediction about this movie that will blow you away.

The trailer says that we all know how it ends, but that doesn't necessarily tell us what happens. All we know is the general location, and the ending.

I believe this game will be about a crew of misfit lawn maintenance workers.

The silhouettes give us a good clue as to what we'll see.

Far right - holding a shovel
Second from the right - carrying a spade in his right hand (maybe he's planting stuff)
Middle - holding shears to trim bushes
Second from the left - apparently the supervisor
Far Left - holding a gas powered trimmer

This gives us a pretty good grasp on the characters, and maybe even some insight to their personalities. For our purposes we'll give them each nicknames revolving around their jobs.

Boss - she's hardcore and straight to the point. Do your job, or go home.
Shovels - he does the heavy lifting. In between moving dirt, he takes care of unruly pests.
Trimmer - A bit of a show-off. Acts like the leader, except when Boss is around.
Spade - Dainty and unique. Loves flowers (possibly a cupcake).
Whacker - keeps his nose down. He's best friends with Shovel, and never puts his weed whacker down.

Although, not military, this group spends a lot of time around military personnel while doing landscaping work for the various military installations and homeowners. In between sprucing up yards, they try to keep out of trouble but always find themselves in a pickle.

It is our job, as the gamer, to choose the right character for the job and earn new business by completing jobs successfully.

What do you guys think?

  • 06.03.2009 7:54 AM PDT
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I have no evidence to deny any of your theories.

Good job.

[Edited on 06.03.2009 7:57 AM PDT]

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I honestly cannot come up with a response awesome enough to do that idea justice

  • 06.03.2009 7:57 AM PDT

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Understand the meaning of these words. It matters not how we complete our task, only that it's done.

"He's best friends with Shovel, and never puts his weed whacker down."

I'm laughing so damn hard about this, you don't even know. Most hilarious idea on this forum.

  • 06.03.2009 8:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: mount420
LOL. No,no, no. It will most likely follow the blue team (i think thats what it's called), or some other spartans in the battle of Reach.


They've already done that... why would they make a game out of it?

  • 06.03.2009 8:07 AM PDT

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  • 06.03.2009 8:09 AM PDT

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Posted by: mount420
Because most peope "want" to fight in massive battles. People also knew the ending of COD:WAW, and it sold well.


I think this whole 'knowing the end' thing is just a trick to throw us off course.

We knew the end to Titanic, but that movie wasn't just about a ship hitting an iceberg... was it?

  • 06.03.2009 8:12 AM PDT

Posted by: mount420
LOL. No,no, no. It will most likely follow the blue team (i think thats what it's called), or some other spartans in the battle of Reach.


it could be blue team, though there is a chance it would follow grey team...

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I have no evidence to deny any of your theories.

Good job.
I do. On MS's Halo: Reach page, it says shooter.

  • 06.03.2009 8:19 AM PDT

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Understand the meaning of these words. It matters not how we complete our task, only that it's done.

It's called satire, people.

[Edited on 06.03.2009 8:23 AM PDT]

  • 06.03.2009 8:23 AM PDT

Wow. That may be the most awesome plot for a game ever.

[Edited on 06.03.2009 9:02 AM PDT]

  • 06.03.2009 8:59 AM PDT

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lol, yeah, eventually you get to steal covenant technology so you can use and energy sword to trim those pesky "spartan hedges"

  • 06.03.2009 9:12 AM PDT